/britfeel/

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how autismo is this hat?
thinking about buying it

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>Want some of these
>Have to walk almost 4 miles round trip to get some

Fuck me lads

>>34520516
hey I saw you on /out/ it's nice if wearing innawoods but not in the city

>>34520516
mummy got me a fur trapper hat like that for crimbo, i feel like a right autismo when i wear it

>>34520545
thanks /out/bro

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I have shephards pie for tea. I think I do at least
Yum yum
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34520543

Are you going to do it?

walk the 4 miles to get them

>>34520543

do the walk lad, well worth it, just buy shitloads

>>34520543
i walk my dog 4.5 miles every morning m8, you can do it

>http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/woman-murdered-made-999-call/

Women who cheat on their husbands should be killed. This guy was right - the whore deserved it.

>>34520651
Fuck off paki

hilariously not original

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I have returned from the GP with some over the counter shit and a website to visit. Looks like I need to endure this hell for another month until I can see them again

Post waifus, trainfus, or whatverfus if you want.

>>34520543
Cream eggs taste like shit. They are too sickly and sticky

>>34520623
>>34520647
>>34520648
I'm gonna do it, nearest place that sells them is an Asda. Gonna buy shitloads of them so they last me a while and the walk will be worth it.

>>34520676
Fuck you cuckold, I'm not a paki. I'm the king.

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>>34520681
why'd you go? I've never been interested in you before so usually ignore your posts

Caught some kind of short flu last Thursday and I've had a persistent cough since.

I fucking swear I caught it from my mum. She's had a persistent dry cough for months that she blames on "silent reflux" which is heartburn, without the heartburn. ???

I bet the I caught a chest infection from the dumb cunt.

>>34520688
I like them, they've got a very slight tang to them and if they're in date then the creme centre is delicious.

Bit weird when you think about them though, chocolate egg filled with creamy white goodness. Might as well just call them Creme Fetuses.

>>34520713
Aids I got from gay sex
I'm just joshing you, I went in for insomnia.

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>>34520681
fucking useless bastards. a fucking month as well, why so long, can't you ring after a week or so and make another apointment
did you tell them you had tried otc stuff before and it hadn't worked

What's for din dins lads?

Looks like it's pasta for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxNa5yFWbg0
Kay's new video is making me really /hungry/

Still laughing about the guy from the other night who said that bread from Tesco is as good as bread gets

What a fucking pleb

>>34520814
Chicken curry, naan bread and rice.

It was nice, would've liked bigger chunks of chicken though.

currently waiting on a letter to tell me when my appointment to get tested for autism is
bennies here i come

>>34520838
No one ever said that.

People said bread is bread and the difference between a tesco loaf and some posh german bakers isn't big enough for anyone to give a fuck about it. Especially not to go all the way to a fucking bakers for bread when I can just grab it off the shelf in tesco.

>>34520874
>No one ever said that.

Nah an anon literally said exactly that. I pity him, must have a really shit life.

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>>34520838
Tiger loaf best loaf.

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>>34520834
i would love to sniff her bum

>>34520794
They said 4-6 weeks but I could probably call earlier. I said I already had one of two OTC things they suggested, but they told me to take the other one. Cost me a whole six bongs, too. I guess I just have to put up with for the next month. As always, thanks for your concern, Snek.

>>34520838
I just buy 25p bread, I usually just use it for dunking soup and shit or making chip butties

>>34520902
>>34520902
>>34520902

This. Fucking fresh tiger bread with a soft inside. God. fucking heaven lads.

>>34520917
Nice one Lee, tell your mum i like her videos.

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Born to Kill 11pm on really. Featuring the man himself. Old Shippers

>>34520916
what's wrong with you?

originallia

>>34520923
If you like that you should try a proper loaf from a good bakery. Bit more expensive but if you like your bread then it's worth it.

>>34520937

what channel lad?

fuck the robot

>>34520928
Lee?
origiginalia

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>>34520870
I managed to put my ESA memes off until another month, hopefully I get approved again at least until my student loans kick in

mine was for depression though, good luck with your diagnoses mine lasted about 5mins, some indian doctor came in and asked me a few questions and that was it he signed me off

>>34520941
Insomnia.

>>34520937
Didn't have time to ask about Shipman, sorry lad. I've let /britfeel/ down.

>>34520915
>>>>/SOC/
Fuck off
Original content

>>34520955
It's channel 17 on freeview

>>34520842
I had curry earlier, it was pretty fucking good

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>>34520834

I wish lee would learn how to edit videos desu

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>>34520937

Harold Shipman is one of those people that makes you proud to be British

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Picture of me and my girlfriend lads.

> 1995
> a body was found in the rochdale canal
> found to be a girl, from hebden bridge
> down the road from todmorden
> unsolved to this day

Now, who do we know could possibly fit that profile?

Who would have the skills to pull off an unsolvable murder, in the rochdale canal, right near todmorden?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Lindsay_Jo_Rimer

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>>34520681
I quite enjoy this train.
It's extremely shit, but there's a certain cheap and nasty charm to it

sometimes I fucking hate living here but /britfeel/ threads make me feel glad to be british

>>34521109
ooooo I love a good branch line journey, I love the cheap tacky feel.

>>34521076
are you suggesting that Dr Shipman was responsible?

>>34521003
what is the problem, lad? are you jelous that i dont want to sniff your bum

Still fucking laughing at that impoverished cunt and his tesco bread that he's so proud of.

>>34520916
no worries lad.
but you shouldn't have to wait upto 6 weeks. get them rung after a few weeks, no point going through the same thing for nearly 2 month, you've already done the hard part in ringing them and going this time, next time will be easier and hopefully will get you some better results

>>34521172
stop right there lad, shit from old threads stays in old threads. we don't need another hour of fucking bread arguments

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>>34521172

Are you a Tory cabinet minister or something?

>>34521135

I just find it interesting that he could've heard about a murder on the news, and wondered - just for a second - whether they'd detected one of his.

>>34521209

> michael gove sits at home, shitposting on 4chan
> his wife begs him to stop working and come to bed
> but he can never leave, the need to talk utter bollocks, repeatedly, has taken over his being
> with one last stab, he clicks submit on his latest rendition

> still laughing at that impoverished cunt and his tesco bread

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>>34521109
Its literally a bus on railtracks thats why

>The Pacer series was the result of an experiment to see whether the possibility of using bus parts to create a diesel multiple unit was viable. The initial prototype, known as LEV-1, was a joint project by the British Rail Research Division and Leyland Motors using a bus body mounted on a modification of an existing freight vehicle underframe (HSFV1). This was followed by the two-car prototype class 140, which was built in 1980 at the British Rail Engineering Derby works.

>recently tried hearty italian at subway
>no longer flatbread pleb
fuck me lads it was so good

>>34520814
Mum fucked off to the theater with my aunt leaving my brother in charge of cooking so obvi it's bloody beans on toast.
I love it but fuck, he never bothers to boil any eggs or slice onion or grate cheese to go with it

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lads should I shill out for a 4chan pass

tired of clicking store fronts I really am

>>34521297
I bought mine via bitcoin using VPN, and have google javascript blocked at a browser level - nice to know jewgle doesn't know when I shitpost
to sum up: yes

>>34520516
if you're thinking about how autismo before wearing a hat then it is then you that needs to change

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>>34521172
dont shit talk tesco bread lad

>>34520495
Hey senpai, everyone shut the fuck up and listen. I've got the best idea for you sick fucks who like to send women dick pics.

Take a bunch of dick pics on an old school camera, one of the ones that needs the film developed in a chemists or whatever.

The qt chemist/photo chemist will have to stare at your hideous junk until the photos are fully developed. Then you get to stare at her in your autistic manner when you pick them up.


You're all fucking welcome

>>34521309
I might mess around with bitcoin and buy one then

any guides for setting up this sort of stuff?

>>34521365
what do you mean tihs sort of stuff?

>>34521255

Gove I don't see on 4chan, he's many things, but not a shitposter. Chris Grayling is a sure thing though. Just a total fucking wally.

When your chips are down, when your highs are low

joyride

>>34521109

Where about are you commuting from, ladm8?

Wouldn't be a place with a Cathedral, would it?

>>34521378
buying bitcoin I mean, as reliably and non shady as possible

>>34521406
Oh I haven't been on a 142 for years.

and no, I don't live near a cathedral

Once again offering my services as a robot friendly dealer for london/surrey.

>>34521408
use coinbase my niqqa

>>34521425
>tfw no robot friendly dealer in rochdale

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>>34521423

I'm on to you...

blox

>>34521461
I mean...I could always post it to you.

anyone know where i can pick up helium thats not but with anything. for the ol exitbagaroo

>>34521486
I don't think helium is sold without other shit in it

>>34521486
honestly easier to get a gun lad

where county are you lads from?
>LANCASHIRE HERE

>>34521529
Greater Manchester, but I always say Lancashire, because who the fuck wants to live in Greater Manchester

>>34521529
Devonshite my man

Just finished my first day at the call centre, training lasts 4 weeks, its like being back at uni

Gonna update my blog now

I'm off to Tesco lads, dunno what I'm gonna get but it'll be full of fat and bad for me probably

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>>34521529
Derbshire

>>34521529
Troon

>>34521586
why the fuck would you need training for a call centre? I could understand a week or so but a month of training?

>>34521603
So they can keep you on for a months "training and trial period" without actually hiring or having to pay you, then getting rid of you after that so you just worked for free for a month

>>34521603
Don't respond or reply or acknowledge, please

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>>34521529
I'm going to be stuck in Hull

>>34521638
why, whats wrong?

originaliaia

>>34521603
It is a good call centre, top of the range, proper trendy

Need to learn the programs

>>34521636
I'm pretty sure I get paid for the month

>>34521529

/Oxfordshire/ represent

>>34521659
>I'm pretty sure I get paid for the month
If you're only "pretty sure" then no, you're not getting a fucking penny

>>34521529

Cheshire, but not one of the rich parts.

>>34521685
me too, where abouts?

>>34521678
They legally have to pay me

>>34521705
Not if you're on a "trial period" which is what seems to be your position
Enjoy working for free for the next month

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>>34521076

Is this the /britfeel/ equivalent of /pol/ discovering pizzagate, where we literally solve a murder case due to memes?

>>34521698

stockport

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>>34520495
Are you /britfags/ having some nom noms for din din?

>>34521732
ah, I live in ellesmere port

>>34521529
antrim, its shit

Had to walk through a Trump protest today in Glasgow.

In bloody Glasgow.

Do these spastics not realise they're protesting a foreign nation practicing democracy.

>>34521529
liverpool

this comment is now original

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>>34521781

Evening fellow countryman

what are you lads up to later?
>gonna watch 28 days and weeks later

>>34521785

I find it funny that this gets protests, but Duterte turning his police into a rampaging death squad got nothing.

Really makes you think.

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Are Ralph Lauren hoodies expensive because of the brand of because they are good material

wanted this one but its 100 quid

>>34521785
walked past the same thing in front of my college today on the way home from work, spastics.

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>>34520681
Relaxing evening with the housemate playing EDF and microwaving pastries.
>>34521529
Hampshire, Fareham right now, not great but its quite good takeaways and transport.

>>34521844
I'd get it, looks /comfy/

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>>34521737
I SAID ARE YOU BRITTISH FUCKERS HAVING SOME NOM NOMS FOR DIN DIN? THANKS

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>>34521817
Have a spin on the ol' PC, play some TF2 and fallout 4, chain smoke rollies and procrastinate.

Also drink tea until I get palpitations

>feelsgoodman

>>34521844

They're good but you're paying for the label.

>>34521844

What kind of utter maniac would spend a hundred quid on a hoody? Are you a sixteen year old millionaire or something?

>>34521808
wrong country friendo, Tiocfaidh ar la

>>34521858
The reason I want it is because I keep getting 20 pound ones and they keep ripping and fading after a few weeks

>>34521874
ah right thanks, I'll look for a cheaper one

>>34521866

Beef and tomato pot noodle is mere moments away lad

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>>34521785

They need something to vindicate them selves on social media

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>>34521888
Thank you, I hope it's extra /comfy/

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>>34520495

>His real name is Jay Shipman
>His stage name is Jay Lethal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Lethal

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>>34521884

>muh fleg

How is antrim anyway anon?

Belfast here, complete shit hole desu

>>34521817
Preparing for my bedtime in 3 hours by lying in bed. I could fall asleep now but I'd wake up at 2am and be in deep shit

>>34521949
im more on the suburban fringes between antrim and belfast, but its pretty shit, last week there was as burnt out car around the corner from my house, bad shit.

>>34521882
I spent 90 on a jacket and 80 on a pole shirt last year. Thought Id get effay but very quickly lost interest

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>>34521888
KEK HAS SPOKEN
Origamifam

>watching a documentary about a murder
>they know who did it but have no evidence good enough to convict with
>but, as luck would have it, he wrote down everything that he did in his journals

why are criminals this retarded, like half of them would get away with the shit they do if they didnt have these weird compulsions or fucking create evidence by filming what they do or keeping trophies, etc

>Week off from Wageslavery
>New Yakuza game to play
>New Kay video to watch

Feels like heaven desu friendos!

>>34522019

I suppose they mostly make documentaries about the ones who got caught.

>>34521172
As far as I remember it was Sainsbury's tiger bread he was talking about, which is proper peng.
No amount of nancy sourdough from a krautery will best it.

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>>34521844
that specific one is just a generic made in china hoody.

that said, just because some of the stuff is made in china, doesn't made it bad, they can produce some thick heavy shit, but youre still just paying for the label.

wont stop me liking ralph lauren tho.

>>34522019
"Yes judge, we found this journal that is totally written by this guy, saying he did ALL OF IT, and there is 0 chance it was forged and planted"

>>34522041
is the new yakuza game worth getting?

>>34522083
its pretty retarded i know, i assume he just caved and confessed or something, i also dont understand why you would do that under any circumstances but apparently it happens

>>34522124
I haven't actually got it yet!
Not sure whether to buy it on PSN tonight or go to town tomorrow and pick it up.

>>34522073
>proper peng

You're a pleb mate. You've never had decent food in your life.

>>34522142
Great comeback after being btfo mate.

>>34522158
I see you struggle with the concept of irony too.

Lower class scum know nothing about food. Now be off with you.

>family flips out at me if I so much as sniff when they're watching TV
>meanwhile everyone has loud conversations and loud audio from their phones when I'm watching something

Fuck off

>>34522186
Guarantee I'm higher class than you, and it's quite obvious I know more about culinary affairs.

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posting my loafu

>>34522188
You're the runt of the litter.

Go and achieve something with your life and they'll respect you.

AND THE DESERT

IT'S A HELL OF A PLACE TO FIND HEAVEN, 40 YEARS LOST IN THE WILDERNESS LOOKING FOR GOD

>>34522210
>Bagged bread

no, fresh or gtfo

>>34522202
You've already proven you don't mate. By defending shit, cheap supermarket bread you've shown categorically that you don't have a clue, so I'm not sure why you're even still responding.

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>>34520681

>tfw 800 kbps download

Lads

How did people used to live like this

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I HAVE RETURNED

From my voyage of 4 miles for creme eggs. I got a 12 pack, cost me 3 bongs 95 which works out to about 35p per Creme Egg. They taste better somehow than usual.

>>34520814
soup maybe, or nothing
trying to stop being a fat fuck

>>34522244
This is why you're clueless. Believing that bread in a supermarket is shit. I'd love to see you run a business (into the ground).

>>34522269
Good work mate. You can't beat a good food mission. The food always tastes better because you earned it.

>>34522269
You're my here

>>34522269

Christ alive, please tell me you haven't spent two hours, and four bong, to get a pack of creme eggs?

>>34522258

I valued my porn videos much more

>>34522284
>I'd love to see you run a business

I'm not saying it isn't profitable.

>>34522269
>Fill my basket with creme eggs so by the time I get to the self service kiosk I'll have at least one left in the basket
>put my basket in the designated area and reach down to grab my chocolate bounty
>not a single egg left in the basket
>look behind me to a trail of creme eggs on the floor, detailing my journey from the sweet aisle


Foiled once again!

>>34522269
good work lad
oreligango

What's wrong with supermarket bread. Can't beat a nice tiger baguette from asda with some cheese and crisps. Be gone bread elitist

>>34522079
Hey if you like ralph lauren maybe you can help me out?

How tall are you and what weight?
I don't know if I should order a l or m

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>>34522258
Y-yea what sort of pleb still has only has under 1mb dl

kill me

Mum just kicked my big brother out of the car when we were at a shopping center because he was giving her shit for no reason, felt pretty smug sitting in the back as it transpired. He has been a complete arsehole the past few months and we both agreed that its because his coke intake has sky rocketed, he has started taking it at work and its really effecting his homelife.

Im having chicken and rice with veg for tea.

>>34522313
If it didn't taste great it wouldn't sell.

Check and mate, sit down.

>>34522258
>800kbps
that reminds me

last day to get the britfeel op image archive in 24 hours they gone forever

#########################Britfeel op image archive ###################
https://ufile.io/e3cb8 2016

&

https://ufile.io/0aae91 2015


this will be your only chance to get the archive for both years.

images, PSDs, stock images.

after this it will all be deleted.


################################benis###########

>>34522359

More of a Pepsi man myself

>>34522359
Living the GoodBoy life

>>34522358
I really can't type for shit today

almost time for sleep I think

>>34522368
Chrome tells me it's a virus

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>34522368
wtf is this shit?
Some virus? you said it was the last day months ago

>>34522363
It sells because the average British punter is just like you:

Absolutely ignorant about what good food is supposed to be like.

Tesco Value slop sells in this country too. You probably think that's the height of cuisine, you poor lamb.

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>>34522379
Gave mummy a huggy when I got in and told her its going to be ok.

>>34522377
Same

>>34522258

I had that until I got a 4G phonehand me down from my mum a few months ago.

>>34522357
do they not have measurements?

I cant guarantee all the items are going to be sized the same.

im a 42 chest, I own 1 Large custom fit polo and that's a comfy fit. im 5.8 manlet

>>34522139
i would go to town if you have someone to go with. it will give you a nice day out, lad.

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>>34522403
>you said it was the last day months ago

no I didn't, it was uploaded on new years day for 30 days.

>>34522297
That must be it.

>>34522309
I do it for the Creme Eggs.

>>34522310
Well it was more like 1 hour 40 minutes but yes, I fucking love creme eggs and got a craving for them.

>>34522346
They had single eggs for sale too, in boxes of 40. For a second I thought about pouring the whole box into my coat pockets and walking out but decided against it.

>>34522388
>>34522403
tried it on chrome myself, not getting any virus report?

>>34522407
>everyone is ignorant except me

Hahahaha

>>34522415
No only chest. I'm a weird one because I am 6'0 150 pounds so a large is usually way too baggy and a medium is fine but short on my unusually long arms.

>>34522348
Thanks famalam

cremeeggislovecremeeggislifeoriginal

>>34522477
just contact them and ask for the other measurements, if they want to sell it im sure they`ll help you.

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Favourite flavour lads?

>>34522458
You should post your journey on twitter or facebook, normies love that shit and you'd get loads of free creme eggs

>>34522472
Not everyone is ignorant except me.

But the British public, in general, are prepared to accept very low quality food.

One day maybe your luck will change and you'll travel somewhere beyond a cheap Spanish tourist resort and you'll understand what I mean.

Until then, you should just understand that some of us have more life experience than you do. In the meantime, enjoy your cheap supermarket food.

>>34522539
>insult his homemade bread
>he has an autistic rant about being superior to everyone else in the country

Mate... just look at yourself right now

>>34522515
That's a good idea, I'll check out their twitter and see how it goes. Thanks anon.

>>34522539

Jesus christ anon, calm yourself.

>>34522494
I think I might just go to a ralph lauren store on the weekend, I'll try one on. It will give me something to do for once I guess and make me look rich. I'm pretty sure they'll have it I think its one of the most popular hoodies.

Do hoodies look better fitted or slightly baggy lads?

mummy and daddy have been fighting again, my eight year old sister texted me saying daddy pushed mummy in an argument and that she feels unsafe and sad. mummy threw a wobbly when I relied telling my sister to tell her how it makes her feel. Is this normal or what?

>>34522557
>>34522579
>U R mad
>Samefagging

Haha, that's the extent of your debating skills? Checkmate. Enjoy dinner mate.

>>34522539
Most people prefer to save their money to go have an expensive steak or some posh thai food once a month instead of spending 5 quid on a loaf of bread m8.

We're not ignorant for not buying high quality bread, the whole fucking point of bread (and milk) is that it costs fuck all and keeps even the poorest of us fed. I grew up on fucking bread and butter sandwhiches for every meal except dinner.

>>34522622

Sounds like daddy is going to get a visit from Mr Policeman

>>34521109
Connecting Rochdale to Manchester was a mistake

>>34522639
Nothing wrong with that mate. I doubt any of us are rich enough to have the best of everything 100% of the time.

I just think it's stupid to pretend that low quality stuff is high quality. Or ignorant to actually believe it's high quality.

Just had to reach into the toilet to break up a shit that wouldn't flush lol

>>34520495

You may recall me from recently, I'm the white guy who's dad converted to Islam and brought me in front of the Sharia court.

They ruled in my favour. He raised me as a Christian (at least nominally) and I am now an adult, so he cannot dictate my faith, it's not like I ever was a Muslim and left (which would be punishable) therefore I should not receive any punishment.

Didn't go to an interview today because I missed the bus and figured there's no point going if I'm going to be late. Still NEET lads

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>tfw living the life

None of your regular sized pot noodles for me, no sir.

>>34522774
what could they actually do to you?

>>34522685

both by train and canal

>>34522800
>Not bombay bad boy

Into the trash it goes

>>34522800
>tfw royalty posts on /britfeel/

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I was talking with a lad about his guitar playing this morning. You around, lad?

>>34522774
I know what you're doing mate, but let me just say I support it.

>>34522813
Fuck off mate chicken and mushroom forever

>>34522759
I use my brothers' toothbruses for that, fucking little shits deserve it.

>>34522806

They could suggest punishments for my father to enforce. But that would only apply if we were both muslims anyway.

>>34522842
Jesus lad, bet you like fig rolls and vanilla porn too

>>34522832

what is he doing?

bl000x

>>34522877
You're meant to put hot sauce in it.
Bombay is just spice and no flavour last I had it

>>34522877
>fig rolls

Don't you be chatting shit about my fig rolls .

>>34522774
Your dad didn't convert, he reverted. And you are an apostate.

Finished updating my blog

>>34522019
Just like me

>>34522777
haha

A bigger loser than me

Anxiety?

>>34522971

>Paki
>Tranny

prime suspect for being a murderer

>>34522997
Nah lad, just what's the point of going to an interview if I'm going to be half an hour late, why waste my time when I definitely won't get the job

>>34523026
You're supposed to ring them as soon as you know you're going to be late and by how much time, common practice mate

>>34521732
Hazel grove here lad

>>34523056
Don't own a sim card mate, recently moved back to England from Australia. Kind of hard to get a sim card without money

Just got done emptying the piss jugs lads

>non acii text not allowed
Such a pain to edit my blog and post it here

Wouldn't prison be pretty comfy?

>>34523126
You could try not posting here ever again instead

>>34523133
Not really, you'll get some angry Jamaican making you get your family to bring in drugs or he'll stab you

>>34520543
Creme eggs are shit-tier now. Proper disappointing.

>>34521529
KENT
>tfw massively cucked by London

>>34522997
How can you say he's a bigger loser than you when you did the exact same thing a few weeks ago? And you've done much worse in the past.

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lol at monicas idea of smart casual

>>34523133
Agreed, you get PS2s in your room

>>34523208
I evolved

Besides my behaviour has reasons behind it

>>34523210
I was overly smart actually, no more shirts

>>34523179
I still enjoy them but yeah they used to be better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAJot12gfWw

30s
>Let's hear it for dubs!
>Dubs!

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>2 more weeks of paid leave
>on dnp and other goodies and on my way to 8% bodyfat with protruding abs and horseshoe triceps for cosplay season
>mildly upset tummy, soft shits, bit warm, not in the mood for anything
>can't be fucked playing WoW outside of pugging nighthold on wednesday
>bored of dota 2
>can't be bothered playing other games


Mates, I've spent over 30 hours watching someone do a let's play of the space quest/quest for glory/sierra etc series.

I still have 340 hours to go, I can't even wank myself cause my cum is yellow.

fuck I am SERIOUSLY bored.

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>>34522188

>not sitting in your room alone

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>>34523143
do not feed it, for it only grows hungrier

>>34523412

Getting signed off work is unbelievably comfy, I have fond memories of getting a month off my old job.

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>tfw you realise you miss someone when they aren't there

Oh no.

>>34523497

Yeah well it's only been 3 days and im bored as shit with no game to play

>need the toilet
>dad has been in there and left a fucking log
>I won't flush after other people or piss on log and get splashback
>piss in a bottle instead

>>34523412
If going by male standards, my bodyfat is 7%

>>34523580
why don't you just soil yourself again so he won't shout at you

>>34523587

nobody cares about retards who "self measure" their stats.

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Can yanks do anything right?


>>34523639
>>34522928

>>34523662

That's what you get for looking at other threads on r9k

>>34523662
they'll never achieve our level of comfy

britain is small enough that we're all neighbours, each state is like a country in its own right so they're at risk of falling to infighting far more than we are

>>34523548
New resi just got cracked and is supposed to be ace.

>>34523745
This

some of those guys arent even in the same fucking timezone, they cannot achieve maximum comfy

>>34523662
I urge we do not infiltrate their threads. They will only retaliate. If this happens... We will see a war on great proportions

>>34523813

t. Sharter

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I found a old picture of me and my mum. where did it all go wrong?

>>34523745
Not to mention that we've got our racial tensions over here, but they seem perpetually at the brink of a full blown race war

I give /amerifeel/ perhaps a month before it just turns into a /pol/ outpost

>>34523834
probably when 17 year old council estate fodder farted out an autistic baby

>>34523834
Why do you say this? Has she aged badly, is she not attractive anymore?

Poleaboo has found a new home in Amerifeel

Hopefully he fucks off for good

>>34523834
Your mum would have gotten a dicking back in the day

>>34523893
the cunt is trying to instigate a feud with them

brace for the clapper invasion, tripfags truly ruin everything

>tfw been putting alcohol into my coffee for the past 2 weeks

I think im at the start of a long and painful journey into alcoholism

>>34523834

Me on the right.
originalbloxing

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>>34521529
>He's not from Nottinghamshire
pathetic

I desperately want to spend money on vidya. Gonna get Singularity for sure because it's like 4 quid right now and I really liked it years ago but need something else to justify it.
Any of the Warhammer games decent?

Just anything, before I go retard and spend on a microtransaction in P2W shit

Hey Britfucks, you can keep your shitty general, but don't try and derail our thread. We've mostly left you in peace forever, please extend that courtesy to us.

>>34524051
maybe you should build a wall

>>34523889
im talking about myself

>>34524070

>His capital city has a MUSLIM mayor

>>34524051
We're not accountable for Monica, we don't want her either.

>>34521529
Derbs

>>34521594
Birdslad! How are you?

>>34524089

>Pakiboo
>Her

>>34524051
you know what tripfags are like, don't judge us based on their shitstain behaviour

do what anyone else does and just fucking ignore him

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>>34521529
EAST Devon
>>34521558
Ooh lad. Come and end the normie menace with me

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>>34524051

>yanks do nothing but complain about bong threads
>make their own
>its shit
>comes back to britfeel to complain

Odds and I go and cook the noodles I have left from the other day
Evens and I stay up in my room for a little longer and then cook them

>>34524121

Tell me, what is WEST devon like?

>>34524031
Oh never mind I spent so long fussing that it's not on sale anymore. Fuck paying 15 for a 7 year old game

Been off work sick for the past 2 months. Going back tomorrow. Feel like being sick at the thought of it, I fucking hate that place and I don't know if I can bare to answer the phone to rudeshite patients.

>>34524161
The same but in the west

>>34521844
Sometimes. You can tell when something looks expensive. Those 20 pound hoodies look like shit after a few washes (they look like shit anyway 2bh) but a ralphy one will last a long time. I bought a Paul Smith hoodie and it's lasted me a year and a half, longer than any 10 quid shit from Primark

It's the reason you see vintage clothes selling old Ralph Lauren and Lacoste shit, they definitely last a long time. You won't see any 20 year old Primark shit in there.

t. Work for Ralph Lauren

>>34524113
Pretty good, did you notice they changed the logo slightly?

feel like ive got a pretty good sleeping pattern, i go to bed at half 9 and get up at 7

see you in the morning lads

This squeaky guy on Undatables is amazing.

>>34521732
Ayy heaton norris here lad, just by the big parfetts near the pyramid

>>34523662
>Amerifeels thread
>All they can all about is "muh states"
hahaha no wonder we manage to achieve so much more when we're a fraction of their size

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>payday tomorrow
>already making gambling preparations

>>34524234
No I haven't. I haven't actually been there yet despite your recommendation. Do you know the sandwich shop near Costa? I always go in there for an English breakfast and there's no normies there. It's great.

How have they changed the logo?

>>34524308
how about you just don't.

>>34524308
Don't do it lad. You need to kill this demon once and for all. Even if you do win money you'll just gamble it all away again - there's no way you can win except by not playing.

What can I buy to give meaning to my life?

>>34524379
Round the world plane ticket will give it some kind of meaning temporarily, and you might find deeper meaning on the road.

>>34524308
Please don't gamble it away!

>>34524379
whatever the latest fad is

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This hits too close to home lads

>>34524447
was 3 fucking sausages not enough for you or not?

>>34524447

I have so many questions; too many.

>>34524447
you fat fuck, how could you screw over gary like that? what the fuck is wrong with you??

>>34524447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZuihDmYEvc

>>34524447
Did you think you'd get away with it? Gaz would just see two sausages on his plate and he'd think that everyone only got two? You might have gotten away with it...but Gaz is too smart.

>>34524447
>Names of people who are always arseholes
>Gary (Gaz)
>Darren (Daz)

>>34524447
Jesus imagine having your mum swear at you like that.

I've never heard my mum swear even once.

>>34524546
>Chad (Chaz)
it fits

>>34524321
They added a stem to the flower. It looks a bit retarded now.

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>>34524447
Oh shit!

People always asked why one plate had more than the other, now we know

Eyy lads, just to clarify: is the age of consent 16? Talking to this great chick and she's into me but she's 16 :( I'm 20

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Off to the shops I go

>>34524121
Nah mate sorry, I'm a failed normie

>>34524601
In Britain yeah it's 16

God speed you dirty nonce

>>34524514
06:08 onwards

wew

>>34524558
this is how you know the lad could not possibly be right in this situation

>>34524601
Don't think it matters mate you'd be a paedo in the eyes of 99.9% of the country anyway for being over 17 and fucking her

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Government pissing you off?

Not happy with a big faceless company?

SIGN A PETITION!

Its never been easier to pretend to give a fuck!

Just sign some shit on the internet (dont forget to share it on facebook so everyone can see how caring you are)

>>34524601
make sure she's actually 16 lad

taking anyone's word for it when they say they're bang on the age threshold is always risky, just like when the rozzers catch you and your mates drinking frosty jack's in the park and ask how old you are so you instinctively say 18

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Here's how the conversation continued.

>>34524642

I signed a petition against the Investigatory Powers Bill a couple of months back, but no one I've, spoken to even knows what it is, even those I usually consider smarter than myself.

>>34524713
Jesus christ
This can't be real can it?
Crying laughing

>>34524447
>Gary is the mum's boyfriend

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>>34524713

Oh, my, word. No.

>>34524713
>With my sausage.

>>34524713
this is a warning against drinking during pregnancy

>>34524742
Ooof that would make it so much worse.

>>34524713
[x] Doubt

oregano

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>>34524713
>tfw you will never have this kind of banter with your mum

>>34524713
defcon 1 m8 jump out the window youve said too much

>>34524713
prove its real, call her a fat cow

>>34524780

Ohh, dude, I love Lost Prophets, what are they up to now?

>>34524713
kek, fucking british mothers are such pushovers.

If I said that I'd be out on the street.

>>34524742
>W I F E S S O N
strikes again, cheeky bugger

>>34524864
I can't call her a fat cow mate. I'm 22 stone from always stealing food off other people's plates.

>>34524882
I hope you're serious m8 because you're in for a treat

>>34524882
Ian Watkins attempted to rape a baby and got sent down for 29 years

But you already knew that you saucy minx

>>34524942
>29 years

Bit excessive

>>34524731
If you give a shit then raise awareness of it. Post it everywhere, cajole your friends into signing it. If people don't think its a big deal then they wont treat it like one.

>>34524912
well call her a not so fat, but still quite fat cow then

>>34524882
Some shit happened a while back

>This is what led up to the session at the K West Hotel in London on the night of 2nd/3rd April recorded on the video. What did you do? You presented your baby to him so that he could try to rape him. First in the mouth. Then in the anus. Watkins can be seen spitting on the boy's bottom to facilitate his attempt. You can be heard and seen encouraging him. Could there be a greater betrayal?

>And then what did you do? You took your little boy's penis in your mouth and gave him oral sex. You then took the boy's hand and put it on your own vagina. Watkins then masturbated the boy. The planning and graphic detail are bad enough. The videoing of what you were both doing is an aggravating factor. The enjoyment both of you can be seen to derive from what you were doing is both sickening and incomprehensible.

>>34524942
A mate of mine is mates with Lee Gaze, the guitarist from Lost Prophets

When we were down the pub I started saying to him "You knew, you must have known the whole time what he was up to. Why didn't you tell the police Lee? All you had to do was call the police."

He was raging and clearly had to hold back from punching me. Haven't seen either of them since. Good riddance. Fucking normie.

>>34524956
He'll be out in 13 with good behaviour

>>34524996
top kek

But how could he have known? Fucking a baby isn't something you even really joke about with friends.

>>34524992
>the K West Hotel

Looks like a nice hotel. Might ask to check in to the Watkins suite.

>>34524956
Not really when you read the court transcript of what he got up to.

>>34525028
Please call them up and ask for this

>>34524447
Nottingham student? Which school?

>>34525022
it is when it's mega lolz

>>34525022
I don't think he did know, I just wanted to make him feel something - even if it was something bad.

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Fucking sick of this bastard advert every time I turn on the telly

How good are police with computer forensics?

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>>34524942
>But you already knew that you saucy minx

Maybe just a little.

>>34524996
>There is one further matter of concern. One of the passwords you chose, which
needed the assistance of GCHQ to break was I FUK KIDZ.

They fucking knew

>>34525083
>turn on the telly
that was your first mistake