>tfw all my friends and family are at work while I have the whole day to kick back and relax
It's a bittersweet feeling, really. I wish I could share this prosperity with them, but instead I'm left to my own self-improvement. Just finished reading Rich Dad Poor Dad and am about to start up Who Moved My Cheese. Both are timeless classics, in case you didn't know.
Ah, well. You're about finished with your lunch break, aren't you? Better get back to work.
Another day, another dollar.
Joke's on you, i'm a househusband!
>>34520264
>a slave to your child for the rest of your life
>Rich Dad Poor Dad
Underrated
>>34520239
Thistalk left the wagie malnourished as he had to spend his whole lunch break listening to you and didn't have time to eat. Oh well, sucks for him.
the wagie is sad and depressed as can be
He sits at his desk and dreams of being free
He opens the window and sits on the ledge
He then shuffles a bit, to get closer to the edge
He launched himself off and falls 10,000 feet
But to his horror, he is caught by the NEET
He sets him down and says with a smirk
"No luck, wagie now get back to work"
>>34520738
Greatest poem I've ever read.
>>34520624
He doesn't have enough money to eat during his lunch break.
>>34520239
>tfw am musician
>graduated berkely
>make 50K a year doing what I love
>only play at 3 days a week
how's cumming on your floor going for you?
>>34521474
>tfw get paid more doing what I love thanks to you waging
>>34520239
>tfw waking up early to watch the wagies go to work