>mfw scored a virgin gf >took 27 years but finally pulled it off

well tell us more about her, where did you meet

>>34520042

From what kindergarten did you pick her up?

>>34520042
And you are 9-10 years older, right? Prepare to be vilified by all her family and friends.

>he fell for the virgin meme

You're acting like 17 instead of 27.

>>34520096
>vilified
I had to look up your fedora tier word.

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>>34520166
>he doesn't care about the past of his gf

>>34520205
>he wants an unhappy sexless relationship that ends by him getting cucked

>>34520166
>date a girl who's fucked other guys
>you're just another guy she's fucked
>she's comfortable fucking a guy and leaving him cuz "it's the current year lmao"
>having sex with other guys hasn't given her any additional skill
>when she's kissing you, you know another guy's dick has been in her mouth
But his is all fine, because being a cuck is in style.

>>34520042
Good for you

Now fuck off normalfag

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>>34520219
I beat animals to death when I was young but got away with it. Good thing my girlfriend doesn't care about my past!

>>34520245
>date a virgin girl
>she's saving herself for marriage
>one day she dumps you
>same week she spreads her legs for Chad

Only cucks date virgins.

>>34520284
Better than her having fucked chad before, wanting to fuck chad, fucking chad, and THEN dumping you.

>>34520284
If she's fucking Chad the week after she dates you, she was prolly fucking Chad before you. Which makes her a liar.

if she's old enough to pee she's old enough for me

>>34520284
>not atleast sharing your first kiss
>not atleast holding hands with eachother for the first time

It would all be worth it for this.

>>34520284
Yeah, but I can't date a non-virgin. I once puked on a girl while making out due to the thought of her sucking another guy's dick.

>>34520198
>I went to a shitty public school and my vocab is that of a child so you're a fedora lol

>>34520042
Just curious op, how old is she?

Just asking cause they are so hard to come by these days.

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>>34520245
>I can't talk to a woman without vividly imagining her gagging on Chad's cock
>I fear kissing women bc I imagine a load of Chad's hot sticky cum
>Totally not gay though

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>>34520434

selfbump with pic

>>34520348
reddit.com/r/thathappened

You are so full of shit

Die.

>>34520042
>tfw never been to a baseball game

Am I a virgin robots?

>>34520436
Not really hard to imagine considering I've had sex, and I know what has happened to these girl who've had sex.
But to successly retort your statement:
>is okay with kissing a cum dumpster
>totally not a cuck haha

>>34520284
I can confirm this is what happens 99% of the time (without the saving herself for marriage part), if not more. OP and everyone like him is in for one hell of a ride. They deserve it though, for being clinically retarded.

>>34520333
You useless junk

>>34520096
>>34520434
OP here
She's 23 and I'm 26 almost 27

>>34520879
>23
>girl
>virgin

Alright what's the catch? No way she is a stable and well adjusted individual.

>>34520936
She doesn't have to be stable, she just has to get OP out of virginity.

>>34521013
>not keeping the first girlfriend forever into marriage

OP is just a Chad at that point and no different than any other normie.

>>34521034
Keeping your first gf is way more unrealistic than expecting your first gf to be a virgin. I know that it's unlikely so I just want my first gf to be a virgin so I can get over my virginity requirement and start looking for marriage material normally.

>>34520936
She's west Asian and a bit chubby. Other than that I don't know. Cute face, big tits

>>34520590
Nobody outaide of 4chan gives a fuck about the LOL Cuck meme

>>34520042
You better be planning on not having any sex until marriage son

>>34520198
>villain
>vilified
Wow that was really hard

>>34521154
>men valuing virgin women since the dawn of man
>"lol no one cares"

It's like you're literally retarded.

>>34521284
If I had to guess villain's past tense verb, I'd say it's villainified.
Then again, I'd use simpler words and leave my stylish 1920's saloon hat at home.