My name is Max I am 10 days old my mommy is trying to prove a point to dad. Give me your best shot.
Holy shit that is adorable
>>34518104
This isn't r/roastme faggot
That sheep is cute as fuck and perfect in every way
>>34518104
I can't love goats any more because every time I look at them they remind me of muslims.
Daddy doesn't completely agree. Mom says it's hard to say something mean about me because I'm so cute
>>34518195
Dumb ass I'm a lamb not a goat. When I grow up I will be a sheep.
>>34518226
There's nothing to roast about the donkey, but if that's the "dad" you're talking about in the bg he looks pretty ugly
Daddy's only ugly with that nasty beard.
Does he do the funny little spring jump thing when he runs?
>>34518340
Yes he does. He jumps pretty high and it's funny watching him run up the steps