is sex even real? it feels like a giant ruse

Intimacy seems so alien to me; I can't believe people can actually feel a "connection" to other people...How????? Some people actually enjoy someone else's company and vice versa? This shit is too hard for me senpai

>>34515387
Ah, I'm the opposite, I love getting to know people. When there's nothing left to learn I get bored and wander to someone new.

>>34515411
I guesd there's a "connection" between you and me :)
>>34515460
>tfw im the boring one

you're all a figment of my imagination

>>34515565
I mean, everyone is boring to a degree, anon. Chin up.

>>34515296
ill let you in on a little secret

women dont exist, theyre actually just low test males that are in on the joke. when you 'lose your virginity', one of them just takes you into a private room and reveals this truth. women have penises just like you and i

any vaginas you have seen in pornography dont exist, are all cgi

>>34515608
Fucking rat. Enjoy being blackbagged.

>>34515296
Oh it's real alright.
Would post homemade porn with me and my gf, but she'd kill me.

I have sex with my gf but I don't feel any physical pleasure or intimacy. It is completely mechanic.

>>34515608
the conceit upon which I shall produce my postmodern novella

>>34516037
Title idea?

>>34515608
I have a sister and can confirm this.