Why haven't you just gotten plastic surgery yet, anon?

that's a sin

>>34514649
because the person on the right is no better and deserves no better treatment from anybody else

I can't get plastic surgery for my personality.

>>34514649
I will, though I'm too scared of being knocked out with anaesthesia. What's what shit like? I've never been unconscious. They say it's like a blink, you blink and everything's finished. I can't believe that. I still fear that you feel the pain but are just too paralyzed to do anything about it, and they put shit in the anaesthesia to make you forget it afterwards.

>>34514721
Ive had several surgeries. First one I was given enough anastasia and passed out from pain. Everyother time it was awake one moment and then waking up in the recovery room a bit confused.

>>34514765
Wait, hold on, what?! You were in pain and you passed out before they put anaesthesia in you?

>>34514693
2deep4me

fkoffrobot

>>34514721
dont know what >>34514765 is on about but when you're sedated almost everyone never remembers when they put the mask on you. they will give you the anesthesia, make small talk, then next thing you know you're in the recovery room having a hard time keeping your eyes open

>>34514721

I've only been under twice but both times went pretty well. One minute you're talking to them and the next thing you know you wake up drowsy as fuck and everything is done. It's pretty dope to be honest.

>>34514649

I'm surprised the big hooked nose doesn't get you plenty of dumb whore tail.

>>34514810
I was briefly anesthetized by injection once when my shoulder needed to be reset. The doctor told me to count down from 100. He said I got almost all the way there before I passed out, and that he had never seen someone get that far before. I've been counting down from, say, 120 or what have you since I was little if I wanted to stay in the shower for a couple more minutes. Not so often any more, but I still do that sometimes. I think I was mostly unconscious by "80," but was able to keep going for another minute due to practice. I should put that on my resume lol.

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>>34514721
I had general anesthesia when I had my wisdom teeth removed. I think it was my finger they put in the thing (I thought it would be in my arm). After a couple minutes my eyes were heavy and I couldn't keep them open. I was still conscious and then felt a bunch of pain in my mouth. I think they were injecting some local anesthetic because I've had that before when I had a chipped baby tooth removed and the pain was identical. So that honestly wasn't too too bad. Anyways I just woke up after that and like an hour or two had passed. I was in a normal state of mind and wasn't laughing or high like I thought I was supposed to be. Maybe it's just because I'm a red head and we are apparently different than others when it comes to anesthesia. They made me sit in the chair for a bit and my mom held my arm when I did get up and walk even though it felt completely unnecessary. I mean my muscles were a bit slow but I didn't feel dizzy or unbalanced.

Anyway you shouldn't fear anesthesia that much, in hindsight it's no big deal at all

>>34515044
redheads need 10-15% more anaesthesia from what i've read

also those people who go giggly and say cringy shit get laughing gas, not general anaesthesia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGqcqTDV0xQ

>>34515068
1:50

im gonna give my bitch laughing gas be4 i relationship her tbqh famalams

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Because I don't need surgery.

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>>34515092
ok sure anon
you look fine

>>34515108
thank you friendo

original comment

>>34515092
>Onision's ugly brother

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>>34515131
why don't you say that to my face faggot

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>>34515193
damn senpai, you look like a perfect faggot.

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>>34515226

n;fjcneslkjfbclskvbclkahblaeraw

I will not have surgery.

I prefer being "ugly" by opposite sex standards than have surgery, basically admiting that I am willing to sacrifice money, comfort abd risk health because some guys dont consider me "attractive".
Fuck that, prefer staying forever single.

>>34515193
who the fuck cuts their knuckles?

>>34515131
>implying onision isn't ugly

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>>34515413
he's actually pretty hot tbqh. he's got that caveman look, though he looks like a lil faggot when he does his stupid happy faces and grows his hair and curls it

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>>34515393
This nigger here

>>34514649
Not a Jew, no traits to hide.

He looks just like Sufjan Stevens in the after pick.