/britfeel/

First for communist revolution when

plz ppl say wurds. don't want to be alone

>>34514451
You're never alone when I'm here, friend

>>34513913
how do you even wank when your willy's only as long as your hand?

have to bring this into the new thread desu

>>34514540
not even him but what a sad life you must have for it to be based around insulting others.

>>34514540
ffs it's 5 and a half inches. that's not that small is it?

First session of hiding in the toilet today. There was too many people behind me so had to stop browsing.

>>34514587
It's not an insult, I'm generally curious
Wanking's all about moving your hand up and down but that's a bit difficult if your wang's not long enough for there to be any additional leeway to move your hand. It's not a problem I have so I was wondering how people deal with it

>>34514589
could be worse

Said I loved a girl when I got drunk and we were in a club together in my shithole of a uni town. I said I wanted to commit suicide as well and the next day she was worried about me and ended up saying "you should sit next to us anon when we're next in class".

Why do girls have this ability to make you feel so small. I was happy before I tried to be a normie.

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i think there is something wrong today lads.
fucking week off and i'm up early.
got plans for midweek and need to get prepare so an early rise isn't too bad. for 1 day. witt try not to make a habit of this desu
ah yeah, time for a early morning call
post em if you love em

got to go see a therapist for the first time in 2 hours. why can't I just be normal?

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Hull city of culture 2017

>>34514863
Isn't Hull a complete shithole, though?

>Internet dropping in and out
>Call Sky
>"We'll do a 48 hour check and send out a new microfilter"

So in the mean time I just have to deal with my internet being on for 2 minutes once every 10 minutes, great. FUCKING END ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

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Good morning, /britfeel/!

How are you feeling this morning?
I hope you're feeling welll and whatever you get up to today makes you happy!

>in work for about two hours today then i'm free for a week
yay

I had a dream last night that me and some people rowed out to this small island off of Polad that was like still in Medievil times. Turned out that the waters are only calm once every 50 years so we were stuck there and couldn't get back.
Was a bit spooky.
What's the weirdest dream you've had?

>>34514818
Nout wrong with going to therapy, friendo! Hopefully you'll enjoy it more than you think you will.
Anything you're particularly concerned about?

>>34514805
Morning, snek anon! enjoy your day off!

>>34514900
What's your endgame lenlad?

>>34514900
I have anxiety. I can't talk even to people because of it. how am I going to cope in therapy?

Should I eat sausages for breakfast? It's that or black pudding. Not sure which I'd prefer.

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fapped for the first time in a few days lads, feel at peace

>>34514981
have em both. make a butty out of them

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>>34514981
I'm having porridge. I fucking love it.

>>34514889

Just go buy a new microfilter

>>34515010
L A D
A
D

>>34515000
Nah, making a stew later and one or the other is going in so it's going to be a single-meat breakfast. Maybe I could make a sausage sandwich.

>>34514900
At least that dreams pretty cool. Mine are just boring at this point. Had one recently that just consisted of going the shop to buy smokes and booze.

>not having bread with the lads

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=588750016

>>34515028
It's not gonna fix the problem, they said it's a BT line issue. They're just sending the microfilter because they're retards trying to placate me.

>>34514963
Nothing.
Anybody want to meet up in Amsterdam?
There are zero canals, I swear.

>>34514965
It might sound silly - but you'll talk about it. You might not feel comfortable enough to talk much in your first couple of sessions but please try to stick with it!

You'll get some advice on how to treat your anxiety and maybe some thought exercises to help gather some ideas on how to decrease your anxiety.


>>34514981
Sausages for sure!

>>34515041
Most of mine are like that to be honest!

>>34515052

Tell them you're not paying for the days the line doesn't work.

>>34514985
>feel at peace

You were a ghost all along?
are you going back to purgatory now

>>34514900
I've been having like 2-3 dreams per night for the past week, feels weird. Mostly me spending time with my family that i haven't seen since summer so it felt kinda good.
However, in lots of them i fall in love with some girl (who I'm friends with irl). Is that weird? I kinda hate it because i know there's no way of getting with them so I'm just sad when i wake up.

How about you lads? Anyone else can relate?

>>34515057
love a good sausage do you?

>>34514818
/britfeel/ is my therapist. Good luck anyway though. Some people say it's really good so maybe it is

>>34514900
morning lenlad.
those bastards dragged you in for 2 hours. the liberty taking fuckers eh?. hope you enjoy your week off lad. got any plans, or just planning on doing fuck all?
as for weird dreams, i've had a couple of fucked up once. 1 was me and a mate getting chased through a caravan park, i managed to get in a caravan while my mate got tackled, the dream ended with me grabbing a shotgun opening the caravan door and shooting some bugger in the face. woke up as his head was disintegrating. that was weird
had another where i was taking a dog for a walk and the dog got wrapped up in barbedwire, blood everywhere dog yelping in pain, thought to myself can't get doggo out so will have to put him out of his misery, stamped him to death in the dream, woke up sweating and crying, took me a couple of min to realise it was a dream and i hadn't just killed a dog. that was pretty fucked up.

>>34515090
I have no social life apart from britfeel. how am i going to explain that?

>>34515102
just say you like to discuss complex issues on anoymous internet chatrooms or something, you can make it sound quite normal

What do people think of Corbyn? In the news today he's telling his men to back Brexit or fuck off out of it.

Why are there so many pajeets work at tesco express'??

>>34515187

It must be an easy job if Indians are willing to do it.

>>34515102
You're not being put on trial, you don't have to explain anything.
You're going to discuss your current situation and talk about what you want - it's the counsellors job to advise you on ways to get there.

She might ask why you only talk online to which you just say your anxiety prevents you from socialising anywhere else.

>>34515102
Yeah like that other guy said but keep it simple if you have to mention it. "i participate in online forums" or shit like that.

>>34515132
Used to like him more. He should have been pushing more during the time when May was doing nothing. He spent far too long sat around complaining about trains when he should have been throwing up a fuss about the shit job May was doing. Hes at least left wing and mostly stays out of idpol which is the best the far left is gonna get any time soon.

>>34515132
Surprising show of balls by that lad.

Still a useless bellend though.

They stopped my ESA, lads. I've decided I'm going to get clinically obese to get put back on. Only this time I will get tier 3..full payments and a benefits mobile Getting fat will be enjoyable too..not like I have a social life, friends or any hope of getting a gf, so why the fuck not.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxNa5yFWbg0

new Kay video up lads, quite a long one!

>>34515313
how fat are you? I've seriously considered getting so fat that I'd die in the past, seems like a comfy way to go

>>34515359
>seems like a comfy way to go

Not at all, you'll be dying months before you're dead, and it won't be pleasant.

>>34515057

Are you serious about a dam trip, it might be the ticket to knocking this terrible addition on the head.

>>34515401
ment addiction not addition.

>>34515359
I'm 11 stone, lad. But I've just come back from Morrisons with nothing but junk. Cakes, ice creams, crisps and Pizzas etc.

I'm absolutely determined to do this.

>>34515442
It's gonna take you years to get so fat they'll give up on you.

And decades to die from it.

>>34515379
oh no sounds awful, just cramming my face with food all the time, getting all the bennies and nurses to clean my junk
>>34515442
I believe in you lad, we're all going to make it

>>34515457
Nah it won't take years, if you binge on junk food all day you'll soon be morbidly obese

>>34515457
Don't want to die, lad. Just get so fat i'm incapable of working.

>It's gonna take you years
I doubt it, but if that's the case then so be it. Years of enjoying food without restraint doesn't seem so bad.

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>>34514307

Britfeel should collectively force a meme.

It'd be fairly easy to do. Having it force on /r9k/ or 4chan would be good enough, if we're lucky it could even be tweeted by famous people.

When buying clothes online, hold a cut-out photo of your head up to the monitor to see if they suit you

>>34515481
It will kill you though, being fat increases your chance to die of nearly everything, not to mention living with stuff like diabetes

>>34515510
Forced memes are pure cancer, though.

Lads I never really hang out with people younger than me but one of my friends got an 18 year old gf recently and she's been doing my head in.

I remember when I was 18 and thought I was all grown up and shit but this is nuts, she thinks she has it all figured out, argues with everyone all the time "Haha that's such a man thing to say, men are like that". I swear if I have to hear another simplistic student tier political opinion I'm gonna go mad.

Older people are much more pragmatic about everything.

>>34515481
>Years of enjoying food without restraint doesn't seem so bad.

Until you have to deal with the health risks. Swollen legs, diabetes, amputated limbs, rashes, breathing problems, constant pain etc.

I wish I could just fucking eat and eat but the downsides are too steep.

>>34515479
Depends on your definition of obese, to go from 200lbs to 400lbs will take at least 2 years even with unlimited budget.

All Corn Diet Turns Hamsters Into Cannibals Who Eat Their Young

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>>34515544
>Having friends
>"Hanging out"

Who let this normie in?

>>34515519
There has to be a fine balance. The people who end up in that state aren't doing it deliberately like I will be. Once I achieve ESA tier 3 weight I will stay at that weight with short walks etc

>>34515544
Just bear with it, she'll hit 30 one day and be fat, have kids and an out of shape bf who doesn't wanna fuck her anymore.

Her misery is all but guaranteed.

>>34515544
Theres a reason why I never tend to talk to anyone about politics outside of the internet. Its just a shit conversation and I'm no where near well read enough to engage in a proper debate.

Going to the shop lads, any of you want anything?

>>34515606
A will to live, maybe some hopes and dreams as well if they're in stock.

Does anyone remember that cystic fibrosis kid Alex? He was in a documentary about 10 years ago. I wonder how he's doing

>>34515544

It's not really an age thing, she'll be just as obnoxious when she's in her 20s, she'll probably mature around 30.

I have a 16 year old gf and she's very mature

finally student finance will pay my university tuition and the uni will pay me back my 3.5k i had to pay to stay in uni out of my own pocket. as the wankers fucked up my student finance account. feels good man can finally afford to buy a car

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at the cuckcentre in an hour lads

>>34515649
Who are these bad boys

>>34515581
>There has to be a fine balance.
lol no, the only vaguely healthy fat guys are sumo wrestlers. They don't get fat on junk food, they eat huge amounts of stew with vegetables, fish or chicken in it. Even then they suffer from diabetes and aching joints in later life.

>Once I achieve ESA tier 3 weight I will stay at that weight with short walks etc
lol no you won't, you're underestimating how much effort it'll take to walk at that weight. It'd be like walking everywhere giving an adult man a piggyback ride.

>>34515666

me on the right

original comment here

>>34515666
Chris Greyfield, "The Egg", Steve the Pseudoslav and Midget Mike the Nike Enthusiast

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>>34515649
wow look at these fine young men I see the white genes are coming along nicely

Its nice to know that the work I do literally leads to nothing. I fix the computers so these solicitors can just annoy people and get people money for falling over in the right place.

>>34515732
That's how life works.

You get money to make sure that other people get money and so on.

>>34515732

Work IT for a group of telemarketers
Fuck these guys

>>34515748
Fuckin capitalism.

>>34515625
Perhaps, she sounds like if she was a man she'd be some fedora wearing redditlord with no friends.

By virtue of having a vagina someone is actually willing to put up with her horrible attitude.

alright well I'm off to the therapist. wish me luck lads

>>34515790
Hope you enjoy being judged.

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>>34514307

Who /Alizee/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e698M9lYe0

>>34515790
ganbatte lad, hope it goes well

Who here /uselesswasteofspacefather/?

He spends 3 hours taking a shower because he does nothing but watch tv and occasionally drive my mother somewhere. Short temper and throws tantrums over the stupidest shit like the bathroom radiator screws coming out a few mm's when you hang a towel on it.

>>34515790
I just got back from mine. we pretty much sat in silence because I had nothing to say that hadn't been said before and I was feeling grey and zombified bcos Monday morning.

>>34515574

Normies are welcome on britfeel, it's the rest of /r9k/ where they are shunned

>>34515868
Fuck off normie, britfeel is the last bastion from the normies that have infested r9k.

>>34515868
Wrong, normies are welcome in /brit/.

Get back to /int/, you normerino

>>34515885
Fuck off r9k. Britfeel is the last bastion of hope for normies

>>34515885
>>34515904
You can't stop us posting here mate. I'd say britfeel is probably 50% normie.

>>34515914
Fuck off, you have 50 fucking other boards to post on.

No one wants to hear about the slag you fuck every few months or how you went clubbing.

>>34515319
oh no

I like how the spoon sinks into the flapjack goo

>>34515951
You mean my longterm live-in girlfriend?

You can't make me fuck off and I'm going nowhere.

Why do retail normies get butthurt when you don't wanna be their friend?

Just let me buy my creme egg in peace, stop talking to me about shit I don't care about. Fucking old paki woman in the corner shop out of nowhere told me some woman she knew who was 101 died. I DON'T CARE.

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Who here would live in an exoskeleton of some sort if they could?

>>34516017
depends does it increase my lifespan and or
become that much closer to becoming a machine
and if no does it at least have a robot pussy i can use?

>>34515715
There's a cell missing it's third worlder

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Taking Mr Cuddles out for a walk, lads. Be back in a few hours

>>34516050
I meant more if you had the choice of hopping in or out constantly who'd rather stay inside forever?

But yeah, life support the whole shebang. Which includes some sort of onahole device for regular milking.

>>34516144
well yeah
if it meant all that and having superhuman strength the answer is pretty obvious

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Enquired in this shop about a job they had advertised.

Had a chat with the milf there for about 20 minutes. We both used to work in charity shops and we both just shared our experiences and it was quite nice. She asked for my name and says she will remember it when I hand in my CV, and that she'll put in a good word for me.

How obvious is it that she wants to fuck?

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>>34514805
Seeing the GP in four hours, hope I can get some meme pills. I contemplated asking them about their opinions on Shipman, but I figured that was an awful idea.

>>34516163
You'd still be stuck in your room on /britfeel/ though, lad. Those giant hands would also make posting quite difficult

>>34516017
too difficult to masturbate

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Len asked me to go to Venice with him, lads. How romantic of him? Of course I said yes.

>>34516173
>How obvious is it that she wants to fuck?

From what you said? Not obvious at all. She could easily have just been being nice.

>>34516179
i hope it goes well lad, i really do
how are you going to take the pills if you do get some. you could crush them into a bit of water and chug that down in 1.

>>34516182
i could just watch porn all day

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>>34516239
tfw hes cheating on me because he asked me to go to Amsterdam with him

I lost 2 kg because I don't eat anymore

>>34516270
Thanks, lad. I suppose it depends on how big the pills are if I get them. The ones I tried to take were about 2x1 centimetres, but I managed to take it quite easily after breaking it in half.

>>34516239
Fucks sake he only asked me to go to Salford with him.

>>34516323
>>34516281
>>34516239
errm whos len???

>>34516340
Robot who avatars with the vocoloid Len, may or may not be a serial killer and is also having sex with like 20 different anons

>>34516340
The cringey faggot who makes the same post every thread asking how people are like he's some moeshit anime grill when really he's a disgusting neckbeard living with his parents.

>>34515864
What's the point of 'therapy'

I wonder how much it costs to get officially qualified, because it seems like a very tidy return on investment

>>34516308
ah well if that's worked for you then might as well stick with that
you can even get pill cutting gadgets, oooo
modern technology eh
let us know how it goes lad

>>34516400
Normies use it as an irl britfeel.

A place for them to blog about all the shit that bothers them because if you're negative around other normies they don't like you and won't be your friend anymore.

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>>34514307

It's time us normies/cyborgs reclaimed britfeel from the robots.

We have as much right to be ehre as anyone else. We never before had a problem with you posting here with us, and you should have accepted us.

>>34516340
Len is the trying to be the new Poley. Forcing his avatar posting until people copycat him and spirals into oblivion.

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>>34516179
>I contemplated asking them about their opinions on Shipman

Pleas please please for the love of god do this, and report back later

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Good morning anons!

I hope you try something new today and whatever you do I hope you enjoy it!

I'm just fingering my butthole right now!

>>34516489
Is that the old guy from breakim bad?

>>34516489
I can try but I don't think I have the finesse to do it, at least horribly autistically. Is it a taboo thing to talk about in the medical world?

>>34516528
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sfEUG07GQ0

Lee's movie career is really taking off. High production value.

down in albion
they're black and blue

>>34516538
>Is it a taboo thing to talk about in the medical world?

Not really, I work as a receptionist in a medical centre and patients make jokes about Shipman from time to time, so do the doctors actually, kek.

Just make out like you're studying criminology and have an essay or something.

>>34516538
Dude I didn't see all season five I heard it hot crazy tho I should probably go back amd watch it

>>34516540
>He added his full name
http://www.192.com/atoz/people/hoyland/lee/s35/3634737694/

>Kays first name is actually Barbara
>They live with someone called Mabel Hoyland

the lore deepens

>>34516507

What purpose do those soles serve? Also is Len a train conductor?

Anime is such a nonsense minefield.

>>34516578
>Mabel Hoyland
She probably doesn't even exist but still claims benefits.

>>34516578
lee hoyland twitter account has been up for years lad, and his yt links to lee hoyland fb

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I would have to take this trip, stay in a hotel and then make the trip home again the next day.
It's for an interview for a job that's like a 20 minute train journey from my house, but for some reason they do the interview at their head office, is it worth it?

>>34516360
pretty mean, lad
it's nice somebody showing interest and the lad is a nice person as well

>>34516670

Show them that map and tell them you can do it by skype or they can pay your expenses.

>>34516670
Sounds like bullshit to me senpai, whats the company?

>>34516700
haven't you been following the threads? len lad is the infamous serial killer known as 'the pusher' he lulls people into a false sense of security, arranges a meet up and then pushes them

>>34516706
NATS, air traffic control

>>34516705
the email they sent me says they dont pay expenses

>>34516670
They are legally required to cover your expenses or to provide an alternative. The law says an interviewee must not be left out of pocket.

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>>34516360
>he's a disgusting neckbeard living with his parents.

I'll have you know lenlad is CUTE and he doesn't live with his parents.

apologize you mean bully

how do you change the subejct to something lewd when talking to someone?

>>34516778

Does he live in an institution then?

Any man in his twenties that watching anime is a retarded sperg.

>>34516782
interrupt them with a "oh! did you hear..." or "Just remembered something - "

>>34516719
kek, yeah i've seen.i'm just getting at it's a bit mean at times like it's not always a joke. and desu
>The cringey faggot who makes the same post every thread asking how people are like he's some moeshit anime grill when really he's a disgusting neckbeard living with his parents.
is quite mean, doesn't seem to be a jovial comment in that post

I swear half of Liverpool smells like weed.

>>34516799
it has to be a natural transition, not 'talk about your dick now'

>>34516812

What appeal is there of smoking weed?

>>34516808
>jovial comment
do you even know where you are

>>34516360
Just another typical waifu faggot trying to make a name for themselves on an anonymous r9k thread. Why do these fucktards do it? There's a million other places they can go to shill their "online personality" and be a friend collector. This is what trash like steam or discord is for

>>34516812
I don't know what weed smells like.

I think half the reason is my nose is terrible and I barely smell stuff.

>>34516834
>Trash

Septics out

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>act as if I'm genuinely interested in anons and ask them how their day went and generally act kind
>do this diligently everyday for the course of over several weeks
>finally some anon takes the bait and asks for my Skype
>we meet irl
>he goes 'missing'
>my thirst for blood has been satiated
[/spoiler]>until next time[/spoiler]

The first 4chan serial killer

>>34516829
fuck off faggot
kill yourself
is that more appropriate senpai?
i know where i am and i've had some good times on here desu, a lot of it is gloom n doom but i've had some good times on here as well in /britfeel/

>>34516825
Probably depends on the person. Altered state of mind I guess for most. The same as why people drink

>>34516862
You've probably smelt it if you live in a city. The first time I was around someone who smoked it I recognised the smell.

>>34516886
>len will never push me into a canal.

>>34516886
>The first 4chan serial killer

I very much doubt you'd be the first.

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>>34514805
Forgot to get toothpaste again hahaha fml.
>>34514900
enjoy your time off, going to play vidya/up your body count?
>>34514985
i ended up fapping 6 times last night in bed...
>>34516179
i'm sure something will work out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBlKpshuIA8

>>34516914
>You've probably smelt it if you live in a city.

I do, so probably. Just never seen someone smoke it so I dunno which smell it is.

First he went after karenposter in a sort of direct manner because karenposter didn't seem happy and was possibly fishing for attention. Now he's going after lenposter. Instead of a direct approach he's going for an attempt to defame and turn people against him because lenposter is too positive to go after in the same way a karenposter. Either this is some devilish tactic or I'm looking into this too much.

>>34514307

>Shipman has been a meme for a year
>Lenposter pushing people into canals is now a meme

Will /brtifeel/s obsession with serial killing ever end?

>>34516948
Nah people are just sick of that cringy avatarfag, his routine is old and boring.

>>34516948
>first they came for Karen poster
>and i did not speak up for I am not a waifu poster
>then they came for len poster
>and i did not speak up as I am not a lenposter
>and then they came for me

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>>34516948
>anon arranges to meet up with me after taking my bait
>meet irl
>he expects me to be as nice in person
>push him into a canal instead

And thus his thirst for blood was satiated

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>>34516953
>he thinks it's a meme
You're in for a shock, lad

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Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

>>34516948
And what we have here is part of the pathetic orbiting clique who latch on to any poster with an avatar and jerk themself off in prison-gay RP sessions on Steam

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Still being a lazy bones in bed

Now regretting sleeping so late, also have a cute duck lads

I wonder if I've ever met another poster I'm real life. The chance has to be small right

1% of UK public sign petition to stop Donald Trump meeting the Queen. 4.5% of UK public are Muslims.

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>these mean bullies are gonna drive nice posters like lenlad from the thread
>they already bullied tildeanon into killing himself

s-stop guys

>>34517016
I get the feeling that I must have walked past one. Derby is a sad enough city, so it's not impossible.

>>34516985
Post the love live one

>tfw got out of bed at half 12
>don't know what to do today. Weather is shit
>tfw sat listening to music with a cup of tea beside me
>tfw stuck in East Devon

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>>34517029
>>they already bullied tildeanon into killing himself

is this real, it's put a smile on my face if so

>>34517051
but tilde was a nice guy... with lovely smooth legs.

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hello, lad. im on a break at work. Im currently eating a big sausage, and i have some pom bears for afters. hope everyone is having a comfy day.

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>>34517061
>you'll never travel back in time and save tildeanon
>you could be licking his delcious smooth legs right now

>>34517028
I didnt sign it cause I'm just waiting to see what other wild shit he gets up to. Also accelerationism baby.

>>34517016
theres only 52 posters in this thread

>>34517100
there is like 90 posters at the end of a thread at peak hours, theres probably like 100 people who come to this thread regularly at least

>>34517081

Did he really kill himself?

Trannies and fags deserve it really.

>>34517117
my point being thats incredibly tiny

>>34517087
i like trump in a way. he is honest, and its entertaining. i know what i am getting with trump. a lot of the shit they are protesting against isnt even that bad, like him saying he can grab pussies, fuck, normies always talk about that shit when girls are not around. actual bad shit trump has done is making it legal to torture suspected terrorists. the wall and banning muzzies is good.

>>34517117
Well there are a good 60 million people in this country and I highly doubt every poster is actually a Brit. Your chances are very very slim. I only knkw one other person who uses this site.

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>>34517133
like your penis... hahahaha

>>34517145
Im a shut in NEET anyway so my chances are virtually impossible

nginx is shit lads

Is anyone else here a cuck?

I started off on /pol/ calling people cucks, and then I realised that I'm obsessed with it because i'm into it. It turns me on.

Anyone else similar?

>>34517145
>. I only knkw one other person who uses this site.

same, lad. i knew of one other guy but he just lurked, he said he was scared of posting.

>>34517174
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
fukken knew it

>>34517195
No, but my best mate is

Weirdo

>>34517202
Why the fuck do you know that your friend is into that

I think you ought to prepare yourself for when he pops the question when he gets a gf

im in the heart of Manchester any robots wanna share a spliff im just lonely. btw its Amsterdam imported haze 10/10 weed

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>wake up at 5am (not normal for me, I usually sleep during the daytime)
>I'm already tired as fuck for the last couple of hours and feeling horrible and fatigued
>brain can't focus on anything

>>34516914
Yeah I spent years thinking that the weed smell was some kind of strong alcoholic drink, and that's why I always smelt it in pub gardens

>>34517195

No, but I am a 'bull' so to speak. I regularly fuck a married man's wife, and he is very cool with it. Actually me and the 'cuck' get on very well.

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>>34517145
>>34517016

I have met 4 people who post here (or posted here RIP), but it was planned so idk if that counts.

>>34517081
>tfw he wanted to cosplay as our waifus and wanted to go on HRT, yet he was bullied away forever.

>>34517216
>Why the fuck do you know that your friend is into that

not him but close friends often share weird shit with each other

>>34517225

>Luring people into the heart of Manchester with free weed.

I think I'll pass, I don't want to drown.

>>34517225
not this time, pusher.

>>34517216
Because he's open about what he's into.

I would never bang his GF even if they wanted me to. I don't agree with degeneracy.

>>34517138
I mean i almost exclusivly disagree with his opinions but to me it doesn't matter who gets in mostly so I am for the most entertaining one which he is.

>>34517174
Excellent joke friend

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Only 2 and a half hours before you wagecucks can go home.

>>34517199
>>34517246
He was some muslim who just browsed /pol/

well I'm back from the therapist. It went better than I thought it would.

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Is it possible to fix the date in the settings somewhere?

>01/30/17

>>34517294
Haha jokes on you. I won't be going home to six.

I haven't thought about killing anyone yet today. Well done me

>>34517294
I'm in until 6 though anon.

>>34517294
And I'm not even out of bed yet!

I'm about to get up and make a cuppa, maybe have a bit of jam on toast. Then I am going to read my new book in the bath. Pretty nice having the whole day to myself.

>>34517278
i like seeing the liberals throwing a fit so its all good for me, its why i voted leave

>>34517343
lol poor guy your days sound very boring, im a wagecuck and im going on a all expense paid trip to Thailand for work cant wait desu

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>>34517248
I wouldn't know

Oregalol

>>34517195
I'm trans and I met every guy I've ever been with through pol.

All of them were obsessed with cuckold porn and wanted to watch me get fucked by black guys. All of them.

I'm an actual racist so to me it was disgusting.

>>34517373
Pretty good lad!

My wage cucking takes me quite far too. Been to New York, Hong Kong, Singapore, Miami, Barcelona, San Francisco, LA, all on business class flights and 5 star hotels.

>>34517384
Absolutely fucking disgusting. /pol/ is a hole.

What is wrong with doing it properly and fucking a trap in the boy poochie like nature intended?

>>34517348
Im a dirty ancomm so I like seeing that aswell

>>34517373
>>34517416
Who cares where you're going, you're still gonna be working.

You're forgetting that only normies are impressed by you visiting foreign places. Robots don't give a fuck.

>>34517454
>Working

Well if you call hanging around on film sets all day working...

>>34517195
I tried jerking off to it once but it was not great. Don't understand why it is so popular

>>34517319
What happened lad? Did you have to have a penis inspection?

>tfw miss having a therapist

>dozens of craiglist posts literally saying 'selling weed and coke give me a call'
>dont get deleted
>make a careful written sneaky post letting people know I'm selling pharms
>deleted instantly

>>34517319
How was the penis inspection? Did she give it a little kiss like mummy used to? Right on the tip?

>>34517469
I tried to wank to gay porn once, but it just didn't work

>>34517486
Craigslist probably let the police post them up.

I'd never buy weed off someone on there. Huge risk.

>>34517486
You silly sausage

They are going to be looking for sneaky people. Bet the blatant ones slip right through the net.

>>34517465
No one's impressed faggot, go away

>>34517507
I sold some dmt and acid to a guy who posted in the 'wanted' the other week.

I slept a lecure. Kill me.

>>34517476
he said that my main problem was no self esteem or confidence so he would refer me to people who could help.

>>34517518
Why does it make you angry anon?

>>34517486
What pharms you got lad?

>been ordering takeaway after takeaway and eating loads
>dont want to login to bank and see the damage
>dont want to weigh myself and see the damage

im ruined

>>34517542
What lecture did you sleep through? Mine starts at 4pm so I get to have a nice comfy lie in

>>34517567
Sell benzos, sleepers, pain killers. Sell other stuff sometimes too on request.

Fucking shits that never end are the worst at work

>>34517614
Sounds like the best.

Getting paid to shit? sounds comfy.

>>34517582
You can't be worse than me Anon.

I added it all up and I spent two grand on takeaways in the last six months.

>>34517636
id say im easily in that kind of range

>>34517626
So you'd think. But theres one toilet right by where people sit so they know you're in there and no one else can use it. Then you finish and you still feel off when you get back to your desk

whats up lads, anyone spending the afternoon playing vidja? i'm replaying some quest mode in virtua fighter 5 and having a blast.

>>34514307
>How to be happy on Monday morning edition
teacher postponed the exam i didn't prepare for
how can i not be happy this monday morning?

THERESA MAY. Best delay the Trump state visit until we know what the hell is going on

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Back from my walk with the dogs. Here's my dog's sister..she's 10 months.

>>34517774
We know what's going on, Islamic countries are exporting terror.

>>34517743
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

nothin personal kid

daily remind that if you say 'trump' in /britfeel/ you best be talking about farts

>>34517774
That sounds like a terrible idea. What better way to work out what's going on than discussing it.

>>34514874
They only give it to shitholes
t. Resident of UK CoC 2013

>>34517796
with the queen?

>>34517775
what breed is is that?

>night out with some people i met on meetup.com
>we've just had dinner
>people are getting ready to leave and go to a pub
>i go to the toilet
>have a piss
>come back and everyone is gone
>spend the next half hour going into pubs trying to find them
>eventually find them
>pretend like nothing happened
>barely speak to them
>walk home

>>34517733
yeah, im playing odin sphere, lad. i havent playerd virtua fighter 5 for a while, good game though. i do like virtua fighter but i am more into tekken, i think its because virtua fighter is harder to learn, at least for me it was. do you play any other fighters?

>>34517825
Same thing happened to me once - except I didn't find them. Ran into one of the guys a few days later and he was swearing to god that they didn't ditch me on purpose.

>>34517825
>just had dinner at 2:30
What is wrong with you?

>>34517825
Wasn't aware this was a thing. So like no one knows anyone there? Sad times lad, should have pushed them in a canal

>>34517246
junlad what does taking a willy feel like?

>>34515319

Why do poorfags willingly live in squalor?

Like nigga just clean

>>34517875
Lee is very busy with YouTubing anon. You can't expect him to get everything done.

>>34517847
yeah, but mostly sega stuff or arksys games, have been getting back into DOA though since i got DOA ultimate. odin sphere is brilliant though,kinda wanna get the remake since i've only ever played the ps2 original

>>34517825
that is sad. if you never told them thst you where going the toilet, they might of just assumed you went home or something. i dont know. i hope they never done it on purpose because that would be really dickish

>>34517875
my house looks a lot worse than hers

living room mould is so bad i don't even go in there any more

>>34517825
>meetup.com

Why don't we make a /britfeel/ group on here?

>>34517848
>>34517854
>>34517893
I think they just didn't care/know.

Lads is Lee going to make it big?

>>34517893
>if you never told them thst you where going the toilet

Are you supposed to say this? I never know. If I say "right i'm off to the loo" people will act like I've said something dumb but if I just leave people will act like I'm weird.

Oh boy, I do love forced memes! They're so funny, especially after the 500th forced meme post

>>34517910
I think so. I think he's poised for fame.

>>34517820
She is a Presa Canario. A real one imported from the canary islands. I was originally going to breed as there is only a few authentic breeders in the UK, but I'm having second thoughts about it now. Unfortunately because of the breed's reputation and history as fighting dogs they'd attract cunts who just want a macho dog and wont look after/train them properly. I don't want someone getting hurt or a dog getting put down because of irresponsible owners.

>>34517892
never really been big into DOA, played one of them one the x box original and quite enjoyed it but i havent played any of the later ones. yeah, im playing the remake right now, it is amazing, worth getting. i used to play street fighter a lot back in the day, i got the latest street fighter but dont have the time get good at it.

>>34517939
Fuck off if you don't like Lee mate.

Lee is Britfeel
Britfeel is Lee

>>34517936
Just say 'I'm off to the gents'. It's not a big deal.

>>34517942
>attract cunts who just want a macho dog

You mean you?

Because that's the only reason to import a dog bred for fighting. You're a piece of shit.

>>34517960
;LOLLOOLL He can't have CHEEESE XDDDDDDD


xdDDDD MOMMY KAY HAHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously, kill yourslves

>>34517972
>MOMMY
time to leave americacuck

>>34517971
That dog wasn't bred for fighting you ignorant cunt.

>>34517904
Because it's a site for normies.
Imagine being a person that craves social interaction so much a site like that is what you go to. Utterly pathetic.

>>34517989
You're a moron

I bet you also say the same shit to people who say "high school"

>>34517989
kek, love it when a yank outs himself

>>34517969
People often look at me like "So what?" or like I'm trying to make it a big deal when in fact it's people like you making it a big deal like I'm being rude because I need to take care of my bodily functions. The toilets are there for a reason we're all in need of toilets at one point in time yet when it's my turn it's ridiculous is it? Should I just hold it in and piss myself like a good boy?

>>34517936
>Are you supposed to say this?

yes. how else are people meant to know where you went, especially if they dont know you. they will probably just assume you have got off or something, especially since they where leaving. i normally just say "im going for a piss" or "im going the toilet" people dont seem bothered.

>>34517952
DOA is fun enough imo, not great mechanically though. ive played a bit of it as juri who i mained in SSF4 and had some fun, though i prefer 4 overall, loving juris outfit though, latex is fucking yes <3

>>34517995
Wouldn't it be the opposite. Can't see normal people having to rely on a website to meet friends. Its probably full of lonely people

>>34517991
>because of the breed's reputation and history as fighting dogs

It was, you said so yourself.

>>34517999
Love it when ignorant retards don't know that there are some English dialects that use "mom"

Still, what do you expect from people whose sense of humour is forced humour surrounding an incompetent cook and Harold Shipman

>>34518018
I'm the guy that used it.

It's mainly 30+ people. The people that use it are the people I imagine I'll be in 5 years, I'm just staying ahead of the curve.

>>34518018
Robots don't get lonely, we don't crave social interaction like that. A robot if anything will prefer to be alone. Only normies feel lonely, pathetic, incapable normies.

>>34518019
Actually I don't have one. I'm a different anon.

But I do know they were bred for farming.

Just because they have a reputation and history as fighting dogs doesn't mean they were bred for it, you thick cunt.

>>34517971
My family lived in Spain for a while and we had two. Presa Canarios are gentle giants and great family dogs.

Go and have a wank, you frustrated little prick

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>It's another day without eating episode

>>34518029
cancucks, auscucks, and zealcucks aren't welcome either
this is /britfeel/ not /anglophonefeel/

Anyone else here only leave the house for groceries?

6 days inside then on tuesday I get the shopping then another 6 days.

I've been trying to find reasons to go out but I can't.

>>34518055
>English dialects

Looks like we got a paki here who can't read.

>>34518029
>English dialects that use "mom"
Not in the UK you foreign cunt.

>>34518057
go out every fortnight for groceries (Tuesdays)
CBT fortnightly (Thursdays)

>>34518057
Why are you pissing away your life like this?

Lads I think I've given up on reality

the only thing I look forward to is vidya and 4chan

>>34518084
Fucking Brummies who can't talk properly say mom

>>34518037
You're thinking of schizoids mate. Robots are just people incapable of making any relationships regardless of whether they want it or not

>>34518042
Gentleman and a scholar

>>34518107
Robots are necessarily schizoid.

>>34518084
>English dialects

As in dialects in England

Is this place crawling with illiterate pakis or something?

Here, I'll give you 1 example of a region where people may use "Mom" instead of "Mum"

West Midlands

Idiots

>>34518099
You're not genuinely looking for an answer so don't ask.

Can I have a Pepe that represents a robot that started calling his female friend his oneitis as a meme but then actually fell for her and now feels fucking wretched?

>>34518128
>doesn't know what dialect means
>tries to educate others

>>34518095
I couldn't do fortnights because I need the milk for my tea.

>>34518099
Name 3 things that he could be doing that would be "not pissing away his life"

Make sure you back up your choices by the way. Just listing shit without a reason for why they're more "productive" is a waste of time

>>34518126
Then why do they come to a website to get validation from other people?

>>34518137
The only meme here is "female friend".

>>34518042
>In addition to the traditional role of cattledog, the Perros de Presa have been used for dog fighting. Until the 1950s it remained common practice in all the islands.

They were used for dog fighting, so what if their primary purpose was cattle herding. They're a dangerous dog breed built to fuck up wild dogs who'd bother the cattle. Even history documents they often did damage to the cattle themselves.

>>34518045
Wow, great anecdotal evidence.

>>34518154
For the lulz. It's enjoyable to trigger normies and share media.

>>34518057
The longest I've gone without leaving my house is probably about 2 months, being on bennies I have to go out at least every 2 weeks now.

>>34518146
>a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by features of phonology, grammar, and vocabulary, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others geographically or socially.

You know, as in a group of speakers from the West Midlands

No wonder you're a permaneet with your level of education.

>>34518151
Making things that he could take pride in and might outlast him

Helping to solve one of the big problems facing humanity

Experiencing other cultures and gaining a greater understanding of the world around him

>>34518172
>Trigger Normie's
It seems like you've taken a wrong turn. You're looking for reddit

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>>34518155
Why do I do this to myself...
oro

>>34518162
>so what if their primary purpose was cattle herding

Because that's what the word "bred" means, you illiterate moron.

>>34518182
They don't say "mom" in the West Midlands by the way.
Keep digging yourself into this hole.

>>34518189
Yes yes we're sure you're doing all of that and it brings meaning to your life.

Nevermind you're here on /britfeel/ making fun of others expressing themselves.

>70 quid HDMI cables

wew

>>34518224
I've done all three of them at different points in my life.

>>34518239
B-but it has gold plated connections and tubo super speed ready

>>34518219
And you continue to be an ignorant retard.

You are factually incorrect. 5 minutes of research would show you how wrong you are, and that some people, in a large enough number for it to be considered a dialect, in the West Midlands, do in fact, use "mom"

This is brilliant though. I call out the forced meme retards on their retardery. They come back with a strawman, and I destroy the strawman also

Such is the fate of all people who think shitposting about some council estate trash who can't even cook beans is the epitome of comedy.

>>34518057
I didn't leave the house for like 14months in 2015/2016

mummy did the shopping so I had no reason, I go out voluntry now sometimes just to stop myself from going insane

>>34518264
Get triggered you buttblasted yank. You need to work a bit harder if you don't want to get called out here. Nobody in the UK says "mom".

>>34518239
>>34518262
that they're still allowed to sell hdmi cables for that should be illegal

>>34518189
>Making things that he could take pride in and might outlast him

Didn't explain how that was productive

>Helping to solve one of the big problems facing humanity

Going to give him a lab and billions too?

>Experiencing other cultures and gaining a greater understanding of the world around him

Not productive. Try agaim

>>34518279
>get triggered

The sign that you destroyed someone in an argument and genuinely made them triggered

Thanks for playing kid. Try again next time.

>>34518303
>n-no I-I-I want to win

Hahaha. Cry to your mummy.

>>34518210
Ugh, fucking autists.

It was bred to herd and protect cattle, part of that is fucking up wild dogs. The only people who'd own a dog like that today or chav's trying to look tough.

Buy a fucking labrador if you want a family dog, instead of jumping through hoops to prove a dog bred for killing other dogs is "a gentle giant".

>>34518316
>Ugh
*rolls eyes*
le sigh

>>34518287
>Didn't explain how that was productive

It's literally producing something, so I'd have thought that would be obvious.

>Going to give him a lab and billions too?

There are these things called "organisations". They are quite wonderful. It's a large group of humans working together. It means that people don't need their own billions or their own lab to make a contribution. Quite smart eh?

>Not productive. Try again

You really are a thick cunt, aren't you?

>>34518331
>i don't do anything with my life
>WHY ARE YOU PISSING IT AWAY DUDE
>I bet we're doing about the same in life
>WOW DUDE YOU'RE SO THICK

One of us has accepted who they are. It isn't you.

>Father gets a shower and opens the front door and all the windows upstairs because "I'm hot"
>Get's pissy and starts bitching and moaning when my brother leaves his bedroom window open

Do normies have selective memories or do they just not care they're hypocrites?

>>34518360
So making up fake quotes is your argument? Yes, you've really proved your intelligence.

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Alright lads? Confidently submitted my essay last week, got it back today and only got 66/100.

Do any of you know what this is in letter form? C I would imagine. I was so confident, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can anyone reccomend me any comfy films? Films similar to lost in translation and the terminal starring tom hanks?

>>34518384
Wes Anderson films are always pretty comfy. They usually have a bitter sweet ending which is nice. I prefer that over a soppy happy ending.

>>34518362
It's his house. If you don't like it fuck off and I will move in and suck your dad's cock

>>34518377
Well if it made rational sense then it probably goes

>100% - 90% A
>89% - 80% B
>79% - 60% C

etc.

>>34518377
That's a 2:1
Unless you're an A level babby, in which case that varies between subjects, but it's probably a D/C

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Pisses me off seeing rich people spouting off about how to live and behave when they don't have to deal with the consequences.

>Guy from stranger things talking about how no one is alone because acting will save the world. Guy would shrug me off if I tried to talk to him in the street.
>millionaire recording "artists" saying how money isn't everything while sitting in a living room bigger than my entire flat and earning more a day than I make in a year and never worrying about the possibility of being homeless within a month or two if my job suddenly decides that cutting staff will make the boss more money.
>Every actor talking about fighting "intolerance and hate" while sitting apart from the real world and not having to deal with struggling to find work just to eat and live.

Rustles my jimmies right up desu. The level of narcissism is astonishing.

>>34518398
It's not his house though, my parents get their rent paid by the government and both of them are on jobseekers and get bennies for having kids.

It's no more his house than it is mine. So fuck off with your retard "HURR MY HOUSE MY RULES" bullshit that excuses retarded behaviour.

>>34518398
>>34518362
Yeah and I'll come and lick his nuts and his arsehole while the other Anon is sucking him off.

Tell your dad that. Go on. Tell him.

>>34518397
Good shout. Might watch the royal tenembaums

>>34518147
i get enough for two weeks and put some in the freezer

>>34518408
>2:1

WHAT DOES THIS SHIT EVEN MEAN

Just talk like a normal person not some weirdo american who's like "I have a 3.0 GPA" like that makes sense to anyone. The fuck was ever wrong with %'s?

Any lads here ever shagged their mum?

I'm thinking about asking my mum for a shag but I'm not sure if it's really feasible or not.

>>34518438

this just makes you look stupid lad even stupider than a yank