You get called a virgin. How do you respond?

>>34512886

are we assuming this is high school?

>>34512886
Tell them to fuck off and leave wherever I am
I have no time for normalfags with no empathy

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>>34512886
>You get called a virgin. How do you respond?

It's true. What can I say? That's correct stranger. You are right. I AM a virgin. I AM A VIRGIN.

>>34512910
Or 4chan. Same difference.

virgin walk away
cry

>>34512886
Tell them I won't be after I finish raping them.

>>34512886
Nod and wonder why nobody likes me

>>34512886
ha! i've had sex twice, and i even came the second time! so take that!

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>>34512886
At least i didn't sell my virginity to whole

depends on the person calling me a virgin

if they believe theyre a good guy, convince them that they are not, because using such a word as an insult simply shows that the person using has anger/hatred/something in their heart. really try to drive it home so they realize theyre an asshole.

if whoever said that doesnt believe that they are good people, then dont say anything.

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14 year old kids bullied me at work and called me a virgin and all I could do was confidently chuckle, shrug my shoulders, and walk away.

I was seething on the inside and I wanted to cut his face off Hannibal Lecter style.

I'm beautiful in my way, 'cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way.

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>>34512953
>ha! i've had sex twice, and i even came the second time! so take that!
woman post

fuck off nobody cares

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This or "I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose"

>>34513012
i am no female, but i agree with your second statement. see ya

Tell them I make more money than them

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>>34512886
How they will prove it?

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>>34512886
Reee as loud as possible.

Get the binder out of my backpack and present the folder containing facts related to the topic at hand and make them look stupid.

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>>34513035
>i am no female, but i agree with your second statement. see ya
sorry I thought you were a girl ;_;
come back anon

>>34512886
Im grown up, i dont give a fuck about social pressure anymore so id just say it calmly. "Yea, im a virgin". With balls of steel and absolutely no fear or regret.

I don't respond. I see virginity as a good thing after going to /pol/. It's all a matter of perspective.

Yeah I am, because I haven't met someone to love yet.

>>34512886

I got asked a Carl's JR once. I just lied and they never asked me again. No one really cares. Lots of boards on 4chan try to make a big deal out of it and have this high school mentality.

But I'm not tho.

Happened last year at uni, responded with a laughing "yeah, is there a problem?", the guy just stood there and said chill, we're cool now, he invited me to a night out drinking with his bros weeks later, it was fun

>>34512886
tell them I soon will be a wizard and make their life hell

i will turn them into frogs

>>34512886
I've been called it a few times as an insult when people considered me emotionless or unusual (people say stuff like "geez, what a virgin" or "what are you, a virgin"). I don't care what normies think. I usually reply
"Yeah, what's it to you? Should I be out seducing random women? I don't care to do that, I'd rather spend my time doing more fruitful things."
I may be a lonely KV but I don't let other people know that it bothers me, I pretend to be indifferent about it so that they don't bully me.

>>34512886
>body feels hot all over
>heart beats faster
>face becomes red
> get stuttery, mumble something, then slink away quitely and spend the rest of the day in a depressive haze

i hate being a virgin so much. i literally fall into depressive phases on a daily basis now, purely about how I'm a virgin and no woman will ever love me :(

>>34513535
>Yeah, what's it to you?
You don't need any answer longer than this, you can say the rest if they continue to bother you.

64 and... no longer counting... number got too high around 40.

>>34513163
Redpill me of why being a virgin is good

>>34513045
But you don't make more than them

>>34512886
>How do you respond?
I don't.

I don't really care about romantic relationships or sex. I just want to be left alone. So someone calling me a virgin wouldn't hit me on a deep level.

>>34512886
with laughter

Nah Ive actually had sex with plenty of females.

>>34513619
No risk of getting STDs

Also less likely to get divorced. Apparently

>>34514621
Protected sex is a good way to avoid STDs

>>34514634
College educated women 25+ have an 80percent marriage success rate

>>34512886
>ayo lemme @ dat boipussy

>>34512886
obviously depends on the situation, but for the most situations probably stutter out an agreement followed by crying

laugh nervously

I don't care. Or.
Thanks for letting me know, captain obvious.

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>>34512886

>I wish

works every time.

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>>34512980
>Getting virginshamed by underage faggots

You should've siced your local paki on them.

>>34512886
reee at them until they leave

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>>34512886
Honestly anyone who virginshames should be made to get fucked by them, if you care that much about someone being a virgin you should take it yourself.

>>34512886
"That's an acquired quality."
Same as when I was accused of being a shameless cheat. Really burns the holier-than-thou normies.

>that feel when the only person to call you a virgin was your dad

jerk

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>>34515127
>tfw my dad was the Chad to end all Chads back in his youth
>tfw he's never called me a virgin and I know it's because he got cucked by the only woman he ever loved and he's JUST as shit now

>>34512886
I swallow, look around, attempt to deny it, stagger, let a nervous laugh, and deny it, and force a smile.
I then proceed to look for allies, saying stuff like "whats wrong with this guy, why would he ask that" and such.

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>>34512886
>You get called a virgin.
By whom?

:)))))))))))))))))))

I shrug and probably mutter "Allright" or "sure" before continuing with whatever I was doing.

I know its the autims response but I really don't give a fuck. If someone wants to call me a virgin then all the power to them. However if they continue trying to tease me I'd probably fight back.

>>34512886
I act like I didn't hear, because I actually didn't, because my hearing is shit

Blink and look away.

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>>34512886
Well that's where you're wrong kiddo.

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>>34512886
Double virgin

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>>34513619
Wizard powers.

How do people even notice that shit

It's like they have special virgin detection powers, it's scary

>>34512886
i respond with okay

>>34513535
>Yeah, what's it to you?
This would've been fine. Everything past this sounds like insecure loser talk.

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I confess I'm a virgin, even though I'm not, so the moment can pass. Sex doesnt change anything robots - the problem(s) are internal, not external.

Everyday is painful

>>34512886
"Whatever."
That's all you have to say

>>34512886
>"virgin"
>"fuck off retard"
>walk away
not hard

>>34512886
ppl would never assume that of me.
in fact they assume the opposite.
still feels bad having to pretend

>>34512886

Inform them I came in my wife's anus just this morning.

>>34512886
n-no I just haven't got laid since I was 17

>>34513129

If you were that confident, you wouldn't still be a virgin.

>>34512886
I'd prolly just say
"R000000000000d"

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>put on the smuggest face I have

>>34514621

That is weak 'redpill'. But since redpill almost always means 'unquestioningly buying into my memes' I don't know why I expected more

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https://discord.gg/RzM4Tj2 if u are virgin u are not a normie. this is gud thing

>>34516023
>you can tell who is a virgin
Stop being a dummy you big old dummy. I fucked 60 girls and I'm come in their soon.

>"cool, something else?"
>"Do i look like I care?"
>Or just treat it like aby other insult

>>34512886
laugh it off and say no?
meanwhile inside my head i'll have an internal debate raging creating exit plans and watching their facial expressions to see if they suspect otherwise thinking of possible responses if they continue to ask questions regarding whether or not i'm a virgin then i'll deny it and say it's none of their concern go home and start packing all my shit and rent a u-hual and move out of state.
but of course if they believe my lie and carry on with their conversation then i'll excuse myself
and slowly over time start to distance myself from whoever asked it until I've severed all contact over the course of a month as to avoid suspicion and if they start poking around evac and move out of state.

>>34512886
I never get asked if I'm a virgin per se because they already know that. It's usually something like "why don't you get girls"

I always get awkward and just say "I dunno" and try to change the subject

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>>34513535
>yeah, what's it to you?
Okay, not what I'd go for but that's a decent repl--

>should I be out seducing random women?
No, stop, you're making yourself look like a--

>I don't care to do that, I'd rather spend my time doing more fruitful things
You fucking idiot, you just revealed your power level. Please never talk again.

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Would you like to change that Chad-kun?

>>34515961
Is that a boi

Easy. I just say "no bully". Puts them in their place as they suddenly realise that they were bullying a retarded person. Makes them feel so stupid

>>34516256
Fun tactic. I usually show them my nutsack and shout "Look!"

>>34512886
I act like it's not a big deal

>>34512886
Just ignore them. It's a stupid question to be asking.

>>34512886
Say, "I wish.".

By the time I first heard the word, it was already too late to call myself one.

>>34512886
Ignore it. Call them something else in response. Don't worry, once you're about 20 no one even cares or thinks about it anymore
Because everyone assumes you couldn't possibly still be a virgin

>>34515940
And this is how we know you're still in school, kiddo. Trust me, people completely stop giving a shit once the majority of kids are no longer insecure virgins themselves and projecting as an insult.

>>34512886
I legitimately wouldn't think one (1) second about sex if it weren't for these people always tlaking about it and virginity.

Never masturbated to it or fanatsized about it, well to be honest, I tried a few times to force myself into liking it but itjust grossed me out, porn grosses me out completely.

This is why I can't connect with most people.

I reckon that for msot people sex is the most important drive, for me it isn't even a drive at all.

>>34512886
>arguing online
>someone calls me a virgin
>shut up and cry because he is completely right