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>tfw 7x5.5

it's ok but not big

Sexual selections exists. If having 18cm of dick was the perfect dick, then 18cm would be the average.

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>>34512042
Im a size queen. Small dicks are just gross. Back when my dick was big, girls liked it and I was the bull a few times. I could also get girls off with my mouth or my hands. Girls usually love oral to start with and they like steady constant pressure and you can be quite rough with them with your hands. Also you should be using your hand to put pressure on their clit when you give them dick as well.

>>34512042
fuck this image is triggering me so hard :(

i wish i had a monster cock

>>34512042
>Wow men don't like it when we shame them for a part of their body that can't be changed
>P.S. making fun of my weight is literally rape

>>34512166
yeah I get mad at women for everything but I swing both ways and I really like bigger dicks

nothing is a boner killer like 6 inches and below, fucking sexually repulsive

although that's really my only hard standard, I'm not like women with their obsession for the perfect tall chad with the perfect face and perfect attitude- just have a dick that is respectable, that's really all I care about besides "don't be ugly and/or fat"

7.5x6.5
Never had a complaint.
Pretty girthy I reckon

She's right though. I don't mind that my boyfriend has a 5 inch penis, but I'm not going to lie about how a thick 7 inch dick is probably going to feel better. Luckily my boyfriend isn't circumcised so that foreskin provides extra pleasure, it makes up for being average.

>>34512285
>6.5 girth

sure.

sick of these fucking liars

post proof

>>34512275
Fuck you. Sub 6'' penises are respectable.
You're an entitled cunt and don't deserve love.

>>34512304
Yeah it;s kind of weird how all these guys with massive thick cocks all end up on 4chan and more specifically /r9k/

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>>34512322
don't worry about me, I've been texting with a hung qt bf material and am 7" myself you buttravaged dicklet

>>34512042
We had this same thread on /co/ and it's not hard at all to see that this is an edit. This shit ain't fucking original.

>>34512300
terribIe baitu

>>34512042
I know thats true. That's why with my 5 incher I don't bother dating or anything really. There's no point if you don't have big dick. Women are just going to laugh at you or cheat on you with someone who does.

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>>34512304
>>34512330

Here. This is it. Wank to me all you want.

>>34512611
there's no way it's 6.5 girth but it's a pretty nice, big cock, would suck and swallow

It just goes to show you that women's cruelty derives directly from the function of their genitals.

>>34512042

Then say that a flat chested girl can't be 10/10 and watch how offended they get...

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can't you fags take your literal dick measuring contests to /b/ or /soc/

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>>34512042
http://eatthattoast.com/comic/fragility/

here's the actual comic

honestly a pretty cute webcomic series desu ne

creator's name is matt

>>34513096
Lmao this comic is actually true. Just look at all the angry virgins on /r9k/. They are terrified by a gender that is physically and mentally inferior to them

yes we get it only the 10% of top men count

>>34513203
But we still require them to validate our existence.

>>34512166
>im a size queen
>back when my dick was big
help

>>34513203
>Lmao this comic is actually true. Just look at all the angry virgins on /r9k/. They are terrified by a gender that is physically and mentally inferior to them

this exactly

I don't get why there's so many robots who even take women seriously anymore

they are LITERALLY women, why do these losers care about their opinion?

the only thing of value which women can provide is their vaginas but men have already developed a higher quality alternative with traps

>>34512330
People like to brag. It's not as if 4chan has this abnormal population of big dicks, it's just that those who do have a way to get positive attention.

>>34513096
I wonder how the author even feels about the edit. Reminds me of the rape feminist robot.

>>34513286
>I wonder how the author even feels about the edit. Reminds me of the rape feminist robot.
not too many of the edits have been too bad, I doubt matt would care too much with people spreading his webcomic

the only edits I've seen are the arch one and this one

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So, correct me if i wrong:

Me with my 5.1 inch should't even bother myself with trying?

god i may be a 27 year old neet with no future but im so glad im not a dicklet

>>34513369
you should go back to rebbit mate

>>34513486
Eh, but why?

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why do you do this. i know i am awful i know i am unlovable, i know that no matter how fit, or strong, or wealthy, or good looking, or smart or anything that there is something between my legs that makes me inherently unpleasant and bad for women, i know that if i ever get with a woman she will always be unsatisfied and dreaming about someone bigger someone who isn't me because i am not good enough. i am bitter, sad and broken why do you need to keep hammering into me that i am literally incapable of having any sexual competence, that a woman can never love me in that way, that there is nothing that i can do to compensate, that anything sexual in my life will be a disappointment. i already gave up a long time ago the saddest part is that most men are 5" and below which means that most women want someone or something else but they still marry these men, give long vows about how these men are perfect their soul mates even, they have a priest there to signify that they are standing before god to declare with all their hearts that the man in front of them is the perfect man for them but it is lie that has been told billions of times. they have kids with these men, sometimes they live they whole lives with these men. i don't know what is worse that these men are being lied to and believe that they are really and truly loved or that they know it is all a lie and just go along with it cause they would be miserable otherwise.

>>34512042

i laughed desu. ee

>No one fucking cares if you cum. It only matters if I cum.
Is he wrong though?

>>34513646
no because i care.

>>34513659
stupid fucking cuck lmao

>>34513681
damn i just destroyed twice

>>34513699
I wish I could destroy ;(

>>34513705
what are you fucking gay you faggot.

>>34513725
yeah I like the taste of cock in my ear
blow your load in my head and mindfuck me

>>34513759
>tfw dick too small to please women
>tfw also not gay
maybe i should try heroin

>>34513787
its pretty okay but I hope you can hit the vein

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>>34512166
>Im a size queen
> Back when my dick was big,
what are you.

>>34513096
Too be honest; womens egos are also incredibly frail. Just look at all of social media.

>>34514158
well duh that is why the comic is funny cause it is saying men also fragile egos

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>>34512042
Never had sex but hopefully I'll be able to impress some grills with my 20 cm
Girth is just barely above average at 13 cm but welp, can't have everything in life

>>34512485
how do you do it thou. how do you quell your desire to be have a sex with a woman

>>34514316
>eveyone on /r9k has a dick bigger than 6" but me
even among robots i am a fucking loser

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what are women's actual preferences. is this chart true

>>34512042
What kills me is how accurate this comic is. It's also the same shit that happens when you say some shit about uncircumcised penises. I remember one thread I said "Yea my girl prefers mine to be cuts, just because that's how she always seen them." And holy shit did the replies come in. Mostly full of autist projecting, like holy shit guys she's one girl.

>>34512240
>not being able to change weight
haha fatty haha lol haha hehe ahaha

really hoping this was bait lol

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heh, penis size huh? i used to have a big problem with my incredibly tiny penis (6 inches semi-erect). but i learned a trick that will swoo any lady into intense multiple orgasms.

All you have to do is buy a large pack of condoms and keep stacking them on each other, I can get up to 40 on before i run into circulation problems. It increases the girth and length of your penis by up to two whole inches and really makes your lady cum. It also turns your penis into a plasticy white color which is perfect if you have a deformity on your penis or just black.

It works 10 out of ten times, plus when your done you can snap em off like flying saucers.

>>34512042

Who cares what dick size you have when virtually any woman who has had a large enough sample size to have this conversation are going to fuck around on you anyway? Micro penis? She's going to get bored and cheat on you? Elephant shlong? She's going to get bored and cheat on you.

Whores are going to be whores.

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>>34514569
>posting the hugbox chart

anon plz

>tfw just barely 5 inches
Luckily I like cocks and most guys can't fit a whole lot in their ass

If my dick isn't big enough for the bitch then I just change the bitch until I find one that enjoys it.

You can change infinitely

>>34512042
It really hurts when it's an anime girl saying it, for some reason

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>>34514569
>mfw great
just what my self esteem needed now that it's actually starting to look like like I might get some Puss

>>34514878
Are you retarded anon?
oregano

>6 inches
Should I even bother?

>>34514929
I'm half tempted to try this

When I finally start having sex

>>34514569
>>34515344
Which one is correct?

>>34515344
>Solid B
6.75x6. Fine I guess but I wish I could be 7+ in lenght...

>>34512042
>there are men who spend their nights trying to make other men feel insecure about their penis size on anonymous imageboards
it's really a weird concept

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thicc wrists = deep pussies
just keep this in mind and you will ok guys

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>>34514025
Are you daft? They're a size queen.