Who had the shittiest life, Barney, Bill, or Moe?

bill, the other 2 are normalfags

Moe. The other two had close friends. Moe was always sort of a loner and was most often found with hoodlums when outside his bar.

>>34511003
Wasn't homer Moe's friend?

Bill. He was abused and his friends think he's a joke.

Barney is simply disabled by alcoholism. He has the potential to live a normal life - Plow King episode, Deep Space Homer episode, etc.

Moe has had mild success in life - winning the Duff contest, winning poetry contests, etc.

>>34510988
Moe

Bill gets laid sometimes and good things happen to him when he doesn't fuck it up (which he usually does)

Barney is really stable and normie when he's sober.

Moe is just the angry bartender who has no one in his life. He yells at his customers all the time and is never seen with someone.

>>34511177
Bill was a football legend at Arlen high

JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEEEEEINS

>>34511185
>and is never seen with someone.
There is that one episode where he gets a gf then blows it

>>34511269
Don't forget how cucked Moe was in that episode. He has horrible social skills.

Bill was a high school football star and served in the army. He is a failed normie after Lenore left him. Remember the episode where he became a trap? lol

>>34510988
Bill dumped Ann Richards

>>34511058
Imagine if Moe wouldn't own a bar. Do you think Homer would even show up or care?

>>34511198
That makes it even worse. Knowing he could have been a successful millionaire chad instead of a hair cutting army cuck.

>>34510988
Barney. Moe owns his own business and Bill as had multiple gfs despite being fat,ugly and dumb

>>34512409
Absolutely. Did you see what he did for Apu when he lost the Kwik-e-mart?