>tfw start getting oneitis for a qt I know of >I look decent,

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Why doesn't anyone post in my threads

>>34510957

here's a (You)
I'm depressed and I have school tomorrow

>>34511778
That sucks, why are you depressed anon?

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>>34511879

ur gonna hate me...
I think too hard about death and hyper-reality and my major is all about that, I have no friends irl, private troubles
people won't become my friend bc I'm too cute and therefore intimidating

>>34511913
I don't hate you senpai, are you a grill? And I think a lot about death as well

>>34512010

grill (male) but I'm shy naturally and every time I try to befriend pepo one of two things just always happens:
1) other girl is vapid or gross or shy like me
2) other guy thinks I'm hitting on him and tries to turn a simple friendship into something more, then hates me
so lately I'm just not even trying and it hurts
what makes you think about death anon

>>34512037
I've got OCD and whenever I think about death at all I'll have trouble getting the thought out of my mind, also being afraid of killing people when I actually have no intention of doing such. Also sometimes I want to kill myself but get terrified by the thought of it. Also what do you mean when you say, grill (male).

>>34512126

that sounds awful, being so stuck in that, the only way I can stop thinking about it is by doing silly things or activities so it's restless anxiety rather than OCD

grill with p0n0s, nobody knows tho, unless I tell

>>34512170
Oh ok, that's what I thought you meant but wanted to make sure. Btw what is your major?

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>>34510957
Feeling a lot of the same feels you are, OP.
>tfw accidentally brushed against her hand the other day and it felt so soft and warm

>>34512245

philosophy
also on ur oneitis if she doesn't have friends I would try to reach out subtly to her desu. Sometimes it feels so lonely from this side and you just want to be approached

>>34512261
>tfw just want to cuddle her and feel her warmth and heartbeat against me

Have her in a class and that's all I think about the whole class

>>34512301
She does have friends, and I'm "friends" with one of her friends. I would talk to her but if anything goes wrong I won't be able to handle the humiliation.

>>34510957
>start talking to a girl
>if she shows any interest at all I immediately start fantasizing about how we'll fall in love and get married and have kids and raise them and how they'll grow up and we'll be proud of them and then we'll die old together
>they lose interest/ghost/friendzone me
>immediately feel like my entire wife and family existed but then died and vanished into thin air

who else does this

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>>34512374
I've been doing that a lot recently. Just fucking kill me.

>>34512357

that's hard :< all I can say is that manhood is all about risk but you have to be rational about that too. best f luck to you

>>34512374

That's so sweet but you have to actualize it, that's the thing about being male, you have a power over reality that goes out and beyond fantasies. just don't fall for the numale passivity meme. women daydream a lot and aren't really capable of making headway on their own except neurotically

>>34512414
No anon, your punishment must be more severe.

What's wrong with us?

>>34512458
You have any tips on approaching her? I've never actually done this before, I mean I've talked to girls, but even if they're girls I'm not attracted to I'm extremely uncomfortable around them.

>>34512458
anon I would actualize if girls would show interest in me and not ghost me all of a sudden for no reason

I can't impose my will on reality if reality keeps kicking my balls

That feel when she's kind of my friend and she's enthusiastic and expresses interest one day and then completely dismisses me the next. She's an actual person with an actual social life so why would she ever want to settle for someone boring like me?

>>34512374

Yes I love imagining stuff like that but it will probably never happen. Wanting any sort of commitment is seen as a joke in this modern society. "Dude, fuck that clingy shit. Go out there and fuck lots of girls bro!" All I want is to marry a nice girl and be her sweetheart.

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>>34512337
I work with my oneitis so I'm often screwing something up around her because all I can think of is her. Her smile just drives me crazy and I'd give anything just to hold her in my arms. She has a boyfriend though, so I can't do anything and it just feels so soul-crushing.

>>34512542

reality will always do that, nature is harsh. but we have that further complication of an unnatural social life which makes it much harsher... sorry senpai

>>34512492

you can't invest too heavily in a girl from the start, so don't make that mistake. every girl is just a potential not your endgame. I would just approach her based on a common interest or idk, if you're at class, ask a question about the subject or homework. if you realize you're being friend zoned you have to find someone else to go further with, I've not yet developed feelings for friends when it happens

Have fun hanging out with onitis, then she never is on chat or anything.

Im feeling so confused that it worries me about school and shit.

Going to message her on valentines day and just put it out there so I can get over this roadbump more easily and focus on improving my life.

Its like schrodingers cat, but sometimes I just want to open the box and shoot it in the head

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>>34512577
I'm so sorry anon, these are some of the worst feels.

>>34512590
The thing is, I feel like I just want to spend my whole life with her. I've never developed feelings this strong for a girl I've only said like one word to.

>>34512625

a guy who I was dating told me he had involuntarily fantasized about me being pregnant with his child (even more interesting cos I can't habb). not long after he ditched me coldly, and I broke up with him. I don't mean to disrupt those nice feelings in you but they do come and go

>>34512563
>>34512414


I don't think women fantasize the same way. The probably think about getting fucked up the ass by 20 other guys with massive cocks who are all rich and treat her like a queen

I just want someone to love who loves me back

>>34512656
Yea, just been having trouble getting over these feels recently.

>>34512678

somewhat accurate, but it's not about the number of partners. It's about the power. With the loose culture we have it's easy to get lost in wave after wave of domination, I've barely been able to stay virgin tbqh. Femaledom is rough and it really requires discipline, that's the thing we crave most

>>34512720
What the fuck is femaledom?

>>34512826

just the state of femaleness (that's what I meant sorry I'm stupid)

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>>34512603
It's even worse knowing that I probably won't do anything and in the end these intense feelings will just fade into a dull nothingness.

>>34512374
I didn't start doing this until now. I haven't had oneitis problems since junior high and now all of a sudden I've got it really bad.

>>34512859
Yes, you are stupid. Foolish mistakes like that ought to be punished, severely. A good hard disciplinary thrashing is usually good enough to fix their wayward ways.

(Am I doing this right?)

>>34512931

yep, you have to be very direct and make statements rather than requests. Also it's more than just sexuality based. Leadership quality alone is hawt imo

>>34512895
Join us in the state of intense feels brother.
>tfw fantasize about watching oneitis bearing your children and thinking about how happy you would be together

>>34512991
I have this sinking feeling that if I follow your advice it's an inevitable sexual harassment lawsuit/rape accusation

>>34512991
So wait, my mistake has been talking to girls like I'd talk to any other human? Fucking hell what the kike is this

So if I just walk up to a girl and command her to be my girlfriend she'll obey? kek

I command you to be my girlfriend

>>34513057
>>34513040

you guys took it to the extreme o_o I mean evolutionarily women did evolve to be raped (or to be aroused no matter what to produce natural lube)... but our social organization isn't this simple, there are rules, you have to learn them. All I can really say is that when guys present themselves as leaders and risk takers it's attractive and hints at a more intimate level of control that I secretly crave. But knowing it is fakery, if it is, that's a turn off

>>34512991
Well, what are you waiting are? Nothing, because you are my girlfriend. It does not require your consent, you simply are because I say it is so.

Your reality is my will

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>>34513153

wew...lad
Origano

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>>34513150
NO NO NO IT CANNOT BE THAT COMPLICATED

I COMMAND YOU

BE MY GF

THIS IS NOT A REQUEST

I AM COMANDEERING YOUR VAGINA

THIS IS CAPTAIN ANON OF THE SS VAGINA, I AM IN CONTROL OF THE SHIP

ALL DISSENTERS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT

NOW OPEN UP HER HATCHES AND LET IN ALL THE SEAMEN

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>>34513150
what about Jeb! ? he's a leader, he took lots of risks. How much lube does your vagooo create when you see this face?

>>34513193
>>34513211

There is no vajoo yet ;-;

>>34513187
Well if you insist on being a stubborn ignoramus then I'll just have to put you over my knee and give you a good sound spanking until you see reason

then and only then, mr femanon, I will allow you to die

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>>34513000
She seems like she'd make a great mother too.
>ywn finally confess your feelings for her after putting up a facade of detached indifference and see her tearfully confess her feelings for you too
>ywn comfort her after a shitty day at work
>ywn proudly introduce her to your parents while being nervous and anxious to meet hers
I wish I'd never met her. I can't take these feels.

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>>34513231
>(((vajoo))) (((vajew)))

here's something that'll definitely lubricate your vajews! A great, strong leader to who will take command of your pussy and lead it to form a thousand year reich, impregnating you with only the purest aryan children

>>34513246

s-sorry, ok

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>>34513246
NO! YOU WILL LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE IS MINE MINE MINE MINEEEEE


RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34513283
No mr femanon, an apology isn't nearly enough. Your punishment must be more severe.

It will be extremely painful.

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>>34513279

i didn't need these feels especially considering all I want is to carry many ubermensch, aryan children to term

>>34513297
fuck off braindead retard, Chad takes what he wants and you'd be lucky to lick the scraps off of my metaphorical table

>>34513320

youre a big guy o-o

>>34513341

who is this man called chad

>>34513351
in more ways than one, my dear

>>34513335

What you want is not of my concern. I am taking control of your pussy and giving it back to me, the people!

>>34513372

you should not corrupt virgins anon, this is sinful :(

>>34513424
The only sin you are committing is contradicting me and disobeying my commands, for which I will exact upon you swift and severe justice. You will pay for your crimes well enough, believe me. By the time I'm finished, you'll be begging for more.

A good woman is submissive, obedient and pure. Anything else in sin- sin deserving of a most severe punishment.

>>34513497

Asdhauwhuanahziabcoa
uhm
oregano

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It happens to me every year,
>Get to know a girl
>we have some shit in common
>start to hang out or text a lot
>start to develop feelings for ver
>start feeling selfconscious everytime i talk to ver
>start thinking about her all day
>realize she has other male friends
>get discouraged
>stop texting/replying her texts and stop Hanging out
>disappear from her life
>become just some guy she used to talk to
>rinse and repeat the next year or so

Am i cursed? I'm 6'1, chubby with a nice amount of muscle and a slightly below average face, i'm giving up on looking for a partner until graduating from uni i guess

>>34513538
Your feminine prattling nonsense is immensely boring, it tires me.

You will send an email to this address,

[email protected]

and await further instructions on how your punishment is to be carried out. If you do not comply, then your vagina will be smashed with no survivors.