If she asked you to smell her asshole , knowing she would tell

Sure that just means I got to third base in school.

>>34509259
no that's not my thing

she has a really pretty pussy though. i'd eat it. you coud tell them that. id sniff her ass if i could eat her pussy.

wear it like a badge of honor

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>>34509259
Well, its my word against hers, so i might as well go for the Pussy while i am at it too.

fuck yes. id bury my nose in her asshole.

Yes? If a girl tells people this they will assume we had sex aswell

Why would you want to smell girl ass though you weird americans

>pretend to be annoyed that ive gotta sniff it
>slowly go in close acting scared
>at the last moment engage my tongue in a thrusting spear like maneuver
>penetrate through a solid 2-3 inches of ass
>wiggle tongue around at 500 RPMS

And that my friends, is how you make a woman fall in love with you and make her think she cant live without you.

>>34509370
*fedora implodes*

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>>34509370
>mfw fembot and reading this actually made my pussy tingle and made me wet

>>34509442
Post contact info so that I can tongue your asshole.

>>34509370
Hott. oregono

>>34509259
no girls are gross, faggot

Seriously? You fags wouldn't sniff a girl's ass? It's like literally all I think about.

are you people fucking dogs or something, sniffing each others asses it's a thing dirty animals do

>>34509370
>>pretend to be annoyed that ive gotta sniff it
>>slowly go in close acting scared
>>at the last moment engage my tongue in a thrusting spear like maneuver
>>penetrate through a solid 2-3 inches of ass
>>wiggle tongue around at 500 RPMS

lel

>>34509259
absotootly

Ever since me and my last gf broke up all I can think about is eating and sniffing her ass. I used to rub my finger up and down her ass crack when we would cuddle then sniff my finger

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>>34509259
Of course
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>>34509259
I would tounge that not just smell it.

no and why would i ever be near a ugly women in that pose with her asking me to do that??

crazy bitch git out mah house

>>34509259
I would sniff her asshole but I would hope that she would blackmail me so I would have to sniff her ass every day.

>>34509259
Depends, do I get to lick and finger it too?

Yep

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