Escapism thread go

BOX!!! YEDRTH124

>>34508259
I'll choose the mystery box because none of the pills could possibly bring me closer to the Bogdanoffs

Green one obviously, it's no contest

Lucid dreams

>>34508259
first one desu

The green one is depressing. I'd feel lonely without the real world. My mind is too small to lucid dream and feel fulfilled enough through that alone.

Green if I'm not aware that I'm in a coma otherwise pink and blue because validation gives me as good a rush as cocaine

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>>34508259
second one is the only kinda interesting option desu
I'll dump a few

I choose the green pill

>>34508259
>take the blue-yellow pill
>start the technological singularity
>become a god

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Lich, no hesitation. Time to fuck shit up.

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>>34508374
I'm just getting warmed up.

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>>34508259
Oh man I'd love to be a Lich.

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White/blue pill

Start breaking into stores/homes and taking goods; eavesdropping and selling any information

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2/??
nno soy un robot

Box vs. blue and yellow pill.

>>34508259
Obviously the mistery box. How is this even a question.

>>34508365
you could just ask to feel fufilled and your mind would grant you it more than some petty accomplisment would.

i've been trying to lucid dream for months now.

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>>34508441
green & blue probably
3/??

>>34508441
Double dose of blue.

>>34508541
les do iy

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Gimme that mystery box family

>>34508259
Now that's one shitty cyoa

>>34508259
I'll choose the irresistible pill, just to fucking stick it to those roastie whores.

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>>34508541
posting in this board is so hard desu
4/??

I choose to dream and forget

>>34508259
Does the invisibility pill mean you can't be exposed to light while remaining invisible, or you can't be exposed to light at all ever?

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>>34508618
a classic one
5/??

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>>34508657
6/??
commento prease

>>34508618
Seeker's Curiosity. 100% I just wanna explore cool places man

I'll take the box, of course

>>34508743
I am here, love these threads

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>>34508743
7/??
got so many of these

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>>34508657
why fisher king of course

>>34508541
rolllkajdsglkhafgj

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>>34508541
rollarino esse

>>34508541
eh screw it, i'll roll with this

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>>34508259
>lich pill
>"you are immortal but you can still be killed"
>what did he mean by this?

>>34508541
Rollann

For the light blue/dark blue do I have to make it effective and choose immediately? I'm only 18, I don't know yet if I'll get more attractive or not.

>>34508374
musical instrument is OP as fuck.
although I'm not really sure how the ocarinas time traveling capabilities work. i assume in universe once you play the song it will take you to any point in time, at roughly the same location, as the user chooses, and that it only works in certain spots in the game because, you know, gameplay =/= in universe

>>34508541
Rollllllllabinada

>>34508374
Def the spaceship

>>34508972
>Doesn't know what a Lich is
normies get out reeeeeeeeeee

>>34508259
brain pill
then i try to solve the millenium problems. either i die instantly, or i will be rich enough to NEET it out until the very end. it's a win either way

>>34508972
probably unlimited age yet can be killed

>>34508972
on top of this:
>your body will decay over time until only bones remain
whoever created this is one step from retarded

>>34508441
Double green

>>34508972
immortality =/= invincibility

>>34508541
Hurrrrr

Originali

>>34508825

Anon alone & psionics

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>>34508825
8/??
>mfw i'm trying to dump shit on here but my mind is long dead

>>34508618
Seeker's Curiosity

Invisibility
I rarely see the sun anyway.

>>34508541
rolling for this one thing

>>34508825
Anon alone with the perk of a boy and his dog

>>34508441
>>34508541
>>34508560
>>34509016

>not taking a double dose of red

What the hell, guys

>>34508259
the poland one

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>>34509023
so, could you survive a scenario like the end of the world?
if not, then that isn't true immortality
9/??

>>34508618
>immortal unless irreparably damaged
in other words, 'mortal'

>>34508541
I wanna be a wizard!

>>34508259
Either life expander or the mystery box. Probably the fucking mystery box

>>34509177
immortality is just not dieing of natural causes, but if someone fucking mows you down with a chainsaw you're gonna die. Invulnerability is being completely unable to die.

>>34509122
I'd rather work for my muscle and still be able to eat like a pig

>>34509177
Eyes of the present is definitely the one I like the most

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>>34509239
immortality is pretty weak then, unless it comes with healing powers or something

>>34508541
roll roll roll roll original original

>>34508825
Chosen one and anon alone sounds comfy

>>34508541
This is sounds good

>>34508471
This only I would do more clever shit like white collar crime to quickly become a billionaire

>>34508541
Rolling
Ejijinejnkejnksjnsi

>>34508374
>make my own amateur video game
>create a musical item with my specifications in game
>pick musical instrument option
The possibilities are endless.

>>34508541
Rollan
Oc post donut steel

>>34508541
This seems fun. I want to roll!

Anyone want me to dump a shit load of the ones I have?

>>34508259
Blue-yellow

>>34509735
Yes please. I love these

>>34508618
Hawk's Feather of course. Literally nothing can go wrong.

>>34508541
gibs me dat
oriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiginality

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>>34509838
make a pizza get powers

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>>34509881
get stickers get powers

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>>34509892
comfy living1/3

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>>34509903
comfy living2/3

>>34508541
Rolling hard right now

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>>34509917
comfy living3/3

>>34508541
my destiny it seems

>>34508541
Rolling for destiny on r9k

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>>34509925
i guess going to hell isnt so bad

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>>34509945
you must roll for this one

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>>34509957
trick or treat and get powers

if i choose the lich one does that mean i wont feel the need to eat anymore or be affected by the cold? could ijust live in the woods?

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>>34509971
this one is my personal favorite. build ur own pocket dimension

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>>34510001
found this one today in a cyoa thread in /tg/

>>34508541
polio olio

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>>34510025
locked up for 10 years to get 10million. what do u want with you?

>>34508541
asdfjkl; Roll #1

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>>34510038
another pizza one. this one has more options

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>>34510047
another pocket dimension. this one is not nearly as fun as the other one i posted

>>34508541
rollin tuwice formybrtother

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>>34510061
ur locked in a basement again to earn 10million! this time you have less options

>>34508259
All of these suck dick though.

I guess the yellow pill is the only way to go, kind of risky.

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>>34510074
try to make this one as comfy as u can, but itll be hard

>>34508541
I'll give it a go, for originality.

>>34509957
Rollerinooooooool

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>>34510096
last one i have. if u want more /tg/ has tons just go to their CYOA threads

>>34508541
I hope that my roll will entertain me for just a little bit.

>>34508541
Original as flim flame getting the crame upon a jim zam

>>34510038
> Kitchen + 6
> Video Games + 4
> Unattractive Girl + 10
> Medcial Care + 2
> Workout Room + 5
> Balcony + 6
> Satellite Radio + 2

>>34509881
Pepperoni and Supreme, with a side of soda.

>>34508618
The negative for killer's aim is retarded. If you're drawing a gun on some dindu, you shoot to kill to expedite your trial.

>>34508541
rollllllling

pleaogjeo be oriovnerognioal

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>>34508657
The road eternal easily. spending an eternity traveling the multiverse and recording it in the most epic story ever told.

>>34508441
I'll take two yellows please

>>34508541
Rolla, Misery.

>>34508618
seeker's curiosity, I wanna see it all

>>34508259
>Red/white
Just a good benefit, average lifespan is about 75 so this increases yours to about 93, solid.
>Green/Light green
My family is poor, they'd be forced to pull the plug after a couple of months, very few of my dreams have been that exciting anyway. Bad and in my case, boring.
>Blue/Light blue
Like I said, average lifespan of 75, I'm 22, if that gets halved I spend 15.5 more years as a 22 year old, this is awful and actively detrimental.
>Light blue/yellow
Risky but I can't imagine a lot of the things I do, including college, that would tax the smartest mind alive to a significant extent. Strain is also vague so I'll assume it's a prefix to the taxing part and not heads plitting migraines or anything.
>Pink/blue
At most I could seduce women for personal gain but I'm not too into that. Nah, the main reason to become a lady magnet is to fug, what's the point if you have no interest.
>Blue/white
I live in Florida.
>Light blue/red
I don't want to be disliked by everyone and frost magic alone doesn't do it for me, I would at least want skellington buddies. Necromancy, a thrall and a phylactery(instead of technical immortality) would make this more appealing, though most of these choices need more to become appealing.

Red/white pill and light blue/yellow pill are the only good ones. I'm just gonna go with the box.

>>34509957
rollllllllll

vordhosbn

>>34508618
hawks feather, we spiderman now

>>34508259
Green one

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>>34508825
Heaven or hell, chosen one. Choose heaven, fight to the end in an epic righteous quest vanquishing demons

>>34508856
what does your bitchin pad look like?>>34509048

>>34510074
internet
puppy

these two are enough honestly
I talk my best friend (who is the only person I can call a friend at all) only through IM for a long time
I don't see the point in having him with me
So I guess I'd get the perfect 10 DTF (I am assuming she only satisfies me physically and provides no emotional support. if she will provide some emotional support, I'll ditch the puppy and squeeze in psychedelics)

>>34510074
Do people ever end relationships in a way where the ex-gf one would be appealing?

I'm a virgin who's never been in a relationship but it seems that they all end badly or at the least "we broke up for a reason"-y

>>34508259
Pills 1,4,5 and 6 have literally no downsides. 1 is too boring though. Would pick 4 for obvios reasons. Super-intelligence as long as you don't over exert yourself sounds actually pretty great.

>>34510450
For me personally I wouldn't be able to pick my last ex-gf, but the one before that I'd have no problem picking

>>34509048
eternal wanderer and fate magnet, endless adventures

>>34510074
I don't get why the perfect 10 option is there twice except one's only 6 points

Two green please. I can already fuck like a porn star

>>34509122
THIS right here. OP as fuck.

>>34510523
How did those two relationships end?

>>34509177
eyes of the branch, so many possibilities

>>34508618
Hawk nigger

>>34510572
Most recent was a lot of arguing and just being tired of each other and lots of petty shit. The other one was just both of us not really wanting to be in a relationship

>>34508541
raviollio

the first one the rest sound sad or depressing

>>34508541
Rollan McDolan

Originalia

>>34508374
Spaceship. I pick a World Devastator.

>>34508441
Double yellow.

>>34508618
Hawk's feather or lion's heart.

>>34508825
Z-day, armoury.

>>34509048
Morphing lifeform + I am Legion

>>34509177
Eyes of the overlord.

>>34509315
Barbell, 2 plates, cocaine, 60 year old asian woman, garden/pool, internet modem, gaming pc, water heating, movies, and TV.

>>34509881
Supreme, vegetarian, and cheesecake.

>>34510038
PC, movies, vidya, chef, workout room, stock market
6+4+4+9+7+5

>>34510074
PC, internet, gourmet food, moot.
14+18+12+6

>>34510074
Internet
Pupper
Gaming PC
Unlimited Fast Food
Unlimited books

>>34509881
supreme, vegetarian, garlic bread

>>34508259
I'll become a lich king.

>>34509957
Rollio-Pollio

>>34508541
Rolling for a new adventure

>>34508618
I remember that in 2011 /v/, when going to /v/ was FUN and moderators weren't FAGGOTS.

Anyway

>double your height as well as triple your weight
That one will never not be bad, 12 foot tall 450 pounds would be more skellington than I already am except I would look horrifying and require a shit load more food to sustain myself. Also wouldn't fit in 90% of buildings. Mite b cool if I could at least become resistant to damage and weigh more then I could hulk out and die by military.

Magi's Spark is still fucking awesome, telekinesis is the coolest shit, let alone elemental powers. Going with that for sure.

>>34509179
It means that you can't die by natural causes, i.e. aging and its effects won't kill you.

>>34510607
Wait a minute:
>I am a nameless soldier
>Made of paper
>Fighting rebel androids using pokemon
>The final boss is Alice?

How in the fucking fuck does this make sense?

>>34508541
This post won't ever be made again, count on it

>>34509925
>Loft apartment
>wifi, parking spot
>study, home gym
>posh
>partner
>business (european style cafe and bookshop)

>>34509957
jvkdsbds

>>34508541
the most original roll ever

>>34508541
lets D D D DO THIS
>D D D ORIGINAL

>>34509957
roll

j;aoisjg'oainwoei'wpogj

>>34508374
I'll take the Toku hero powers. Assuming that Power Rangers is included, I can use the Morphin' Grid to keep swapping ridiculous powers like Tommy.
>>34508441
Yellow and Green
>>34508489
Myr
Yjit
Olani
Tesla
>>34508618
Hawk's Feather
>>34508657
Nakama

>>34508259
brain pill
>>34508441
obviously two red
>>34508541
let's roll
>>34509177
this one is hard, but I have to go with the branch

>>34508541
rollan duran

>>34508743
I'll just chill with the jaded girl with no enemies.
>>34508825
Waterworld
Chosen One
>>34509048
Improvement Embodiment
Inspired Creator
>>34509177
Give me the Rinnegan (Machine Eyes)
>>34509315
Hot Water
Consoles
Phone
Pen and Papers
Games
Books
Movies
Fridge and oven
Give me that sexy ass 60 year old Asian woman
Little baby Boxxy
>>34509881
Pepperoni
Big Cheese
Cheesecake

>>34509903
Coast Town
Loft Apartment
[70 pts remain]
>>34509917
Great wifi
Parking spot
Game room
[50 pts remain]
>>34509925
Maid
Maintenance
Consultant
Security
Master of the Inferno
Magic PJs
Large Pet
Partner
[2 pts remaining]
Fucking Checkmate
>>34509945
I am going to have angry sex with Felira. Then I want to live in a poolside villa with a few sirens, work in retail, and try to get into Lynneth's pants, which shouldn't be too hard.
>>34509971
Red Licorice
Candy Necklace

We rich Luffy now.
>>34510001
All of the freebies
5 log cabin, 5 Suburbia, and 5 Ethnic as fuck, arranged randomly in a 5x3 grid with each room being 75x75 ft.
I want to enter by touch me, touch me.
Yum, 200% comfy, Normiestation, Gaymen Piisii, The Rest, /diy/ zone, Fucking Nerds, /toy/ time, Aesthetics.
I'll take the /out/
I want TWO custom characters.
Two souls, All Along, Last Resort, HQ. HQ, Never Let Go, Machine Learning, Believe It. I'll let the other points go to waste.

more escapism pictures PLEASE

>>34508259
>Increased life is generally good

>Lich pill turns you into a skeleton in progress

>and Box for wild card

I cant pick

>>34511060
>>34511098
>>34511113
These are my choices. They are also the best choices. No one else has choices that stack up to mine.

>>34508259
Life is poinless

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>>34508374
Waifu is okay
Immortality and saving lives is good.
Fucking girls and fighting ghosts is better.

But to travel the stars is the ultimate gift.

>>34510038
>kitchen
>TV
>hygene
>medical
>booze
>garden
>workout room
>cell phone
>type writer

>>34511123
go to /tg/ go to catalog and search CYOA

>>34509971
candy apple and chocolate

>>34508441
Double red. I'm already tall enough and a double dose of blue wouldn't be worth it, since those changes are only slight.

Escapism?

You mean where I dream of being Captain America? (The Winter Soldier is playing while I type this)

Or where I dream of being a Dreadnought from Warhammer40k because at least then I wont feel...is that what you're talking about?

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>>34508541
Can't resist the rolly

>>34510061
>power room
>bedroom furnished
>bathroom furnished
>living room unfurnished
>library furnished
>kitchen furnished
>pantry furnished

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>>34510276
Those are my chooses exactly. Its really a great choice for having friends and GFS with the added benefit of professional success(which is IMO more important than a gf).

>>34510096
false documents, grenade, two pistols. Fuck hiding I'll james bond that shit

>>34510025
Basic Upgrade with limit Break. Wearing the Tshirt and the watch Living in Home Plus

>>34510169
You have any involving fetishes?

Anyone?

>>34508541
Reola

>>34508259
Blue-yellow
>>34508374
spaceship
>>34508441
red+yellow
>>34508618
A magi's spark
>>34509315
barbell and bench
tv
fridge+oven
weed
big yard
10/10 blonde
alcohol
water heating unit
lsd+mdma
10 movies
>>34509881
Big Cheese+Pasta+Margherita
>>34509892
Baseball+Pink Lightning+Dreamcatcher+Switch+Bucket+Cherry Blossom+Shooting Star+Mosquito
>>34509903
>>34509917
>>34509917
Beach Side Town-0
House-50
Wifi-55
Pool-60
Music Room-70
Gym-80
Chef-90
Immunity,Magic PJs,Fabulous Fabric,Master of the Inferno,Security-95
Large Pet-100
>>34509945
Aezureah
Pool-side Villa
Succubi
Retail
>>34509971
Chocolate Drops + Candy Necklace

>>34508541
rolllllllliinnnninnnnngin

>>34508541
I love these threads, and I love you guys (REE gals too).

>>34508259
Ok but what is in the mystery box?

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>>34511744
You'll like this one originally

>>34508441
Double green cause I'm not a dicklet manlet

>>34508541
Rollerblades
blubblublbubbb

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>>34508327
Take the Bogpill brother.

>>34509957
Rolling, Gods be with me,

>>34509957
Fuck the gay shit reroll!

>>34508441
Red and green is perfect.

>>34508541
rolhowdoimakemycommentoriginalsoifontgetmuted

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>>34508541
REEEE GIMME MEE MY TENIDE

>>34508618
Hawk's feather man.

>>34508259
These are all dogshit so I choose to still be an alcoholic piece of shit who plans on dying by 35.

>>34508825
Boy and his dog in Waterworld.

>>34508374
>become friends

The other parts don't matter. The blob could do nothing special or fantastical for all I care

>>34508541
jolly good roll

>>34511417
sauce on full image?

>>34508441
double green, then i can become a trap :3

>>34510047
Id get a large cheese pizza because i fucking hate toppings.

>>34508541
GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT

BLOOD GOING THROUGH MAH ORIGINAL VEINS

>>34509971
I-I already have the candy corn ability anon...

>>34508259
increased lifespan
or
coma dreams
or
box

the rest are pretty shit. the downsides are way too much for what you get

I live in a top floor apartment. I live with 3 other families in a one bedroom apartment. I reserved the bed room for myself so I don't have to deal with the other families. I have a mini fridge in my room so I don't have to step into anyone's living space. Some genius put a toilet in the roof so I usually just go there. Since I'm unemployed I live off of welfare, but I was able to get my family members to buy me pc parts. I usually spend my days doing code jobs on the internet. I spend my money from those jobs on games, figurines, and weed. The kush is delivered by hover drone (thanks new age dealers) and sometimes I like to sit on the fire escape and smoke a joint before going back to my room. I usually just play japanese vr games. Like the ones where you just cuddle with someone in bed. Or I'm driving around the European countryside. I'd say my life has equalised rn and I don't see myself going anywhere soon unless my parents ask me to come back and make there house a little less depressingly empty. This is my dream life.

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>>34508541
blar blar blar I am making this original so I can roll

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double-green pill, super easy.
>tfw reality will be no more

>>34508259
green pill, easy choice
>>34508374
augmentations, i love deus ex
>>34508441
red and green m&m
>>34508618
a magi's spark, if i had powers i'd spend all day using them, negating the negative effect.


the other ones are too long to read, don't even know why i'm typing this shit and not in bed right now.

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>>34508541
ROLLAROLLAROLLAROLLA

>>34508541
LMFAOing AT MY LIFE RIGHT NOW

>>34509971
Chocolate drops and candy bracelet like that's God-tier living.
$1200/day= $436800/yr

Think of how immeasurably comfy you can hermit out somewhere.

Mystery box. I want to fawn on the possibilities and drown in disappointment if Its shit.

I can lucid dream and the blue-yellow pill is basically Adderall.

>>34508441
double blue

I'll finally be >6'

>>34508259
Blue and white pill
>>34508374
Earth bending
>>34508441
Two yellow m&m for double dose
>>34508489
Myr, Rjun, Olani, Orta
>>34508541
Rolling
>>34508618
A Magi's Spark
>>34508657
Fisher king
>>34508743
Strange girl
These threads are so /comfy/

>>34508541
rollingaroll originalomente

>>34510001
Just a bunch of Log Cabins with 3 Virtuals that are actually bathrooms
Touch me, Touch me
Gaymen piisii, the rest, stronk gear, /lit/ as heck, L-lewd, ocean man, thrill ride, o hell yeah, fully loaded, yum
Get rid of fully loaded and lit as heck for [True Love] or [Another One]

[2 birds, 1 soul], [Believe it],[All along], [Interbot 9001], [skinship], [attractive forces], [Size up, Size down], [ Last Resort] and 6x [Very own souls]

>This will never be real.

Some of these hurt to play.

>>34508541
rollio rolling

>>34509048
Confused. Do you pick one twice to get additional powers or are they just extras

>>34508541
rollerino derp dick

>>34508415
Shut up. I hate you for no reason.

>>34509048
Inspired Creator + Virtuous Spirit

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>>34508541
Rollingngngngngngngngngng

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>>34512332
Christmas Cake
Amazonian
Athletic
Busty
Child bearing
Sexy
Sex Hair
Pale
Receptive
Mostly Equal
Possessive, Smugtacular, awkward, tomboy, pervert, bant master, laidback, cynical
Sweaty Sex x3, Cuddling, feet. rapeplay, oral x3, milking dry
Television, gardening, video games, cooking, computer
Glasses, addict, inhumanity (Long tongue)

I was hard throughout this entire adventure

Rolling for all

This post is very original

>>34509315
Books, gym set, LSD, Fridge and oven, paper, 10/10 white girl, movies, water heating, subway, garden

>>34508541
sggcfdfhhffhhbkh

>>34509881
Pepperoni, Big Cheese and Pasta

>>34509315
Tv
Computer
Water heater
Internet connection
Backyard+pool
Books
Fridge w/ food +oven
Blonde
60 yo Asian lady
Puppy

>>34513903
>Some of these hurt to play
life is so cruel

>>34509315
Computer, Internet, Water Heating Unit, Fridge, 2 dish, weed, pupper, 10/10 grill, garden, cocaine and use $100 banknote to buy games.

easy

r-r-rr-r-rr-r-r-rr-r-r-r-rr-r-r-rolling

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>not taking the bog pill

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>>34509957
rolling rolling rolling rolling (what!)
LIMP BIZKIT ORIGANLALDO

>>34508541
RAULL PAULL DRAG RACE

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>>34508441
>a random old man approaches you in the changing rooms

No thanks

>>34508541
This is the one which interests me most, so far.

I'd totally take the Blue/blue pill from before, IF I can go back in time to that age. It'd be 2003, I'd be 16 again, and judging by family history, I'd have about 21 years to live it up.

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>>34508541

roler riono

>>34514888
The one time I get fucking trips in my life, and I blew it on something stupid.

rolling for every single one posted on thread

>>34512332
>heavy drinker
>it hardly ever affects her
>lightweight
>shouldn't let her drink anything more than a cup
wow way to avoid my fetish

>>34508441
I don't need to be any taller. I'd take a pill to be shorter though. Two red would also produce the result from two green. Two yellow is just excessive, and losing a lot of weight sort of adds an inch anyway. So, two red seems best.

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>pick where you live
>pick 3 places you can vacation at

>>34508541
Rell

Why do I have to be muted for the stupidest of reasons asdf

>>34508441
Red and green for funsies.

>>34508441
2 yellows please

>>34508541
alright lets roll this shit

>>34508541
Roll the dice !orgiri

>>34509957
My roll talkin bout my roll my roll

>>34509957
Im rolling rolling rolling rolling
YEAH

>>34514283
Yeah, well I've got a bone to pick with you.
Ack ack ack

>>34508541
roll for.... a fuck this shit, just give my number

>>34508441
Double blue eminems

>>34508541
for the power of the Monkey land, roll the dice

>>34508541
row boys row, Miss Sally Brown need us

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>>34508259
Lich easy

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>>34508259

My favorite one blox

>>34508541
rollionrollingollirollinggiollroinggingniorll

original post

>>34509925
>>34509917
>>34509903

>Coast City (10)
>Minimal Apartment (Free)
>Gaming Room (10)
>Industrial Design (10)
>Maid (10)
>All seven comfy perks (7)
>My own Typhoon russian submarine (50)

Such a tiny room for such submarine, but is okay, let hunt down some cargo ships out there in the seven seas

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>>34508259
Of fucking course I'd be a lich.

Does it come with some basic necromancy as well? I'd imagine it does...


I'm disliked by everyone I come across anyways, Might as well kill them and put their corpses to use.
To all the anons that want to kill themselves, I'll put your body to more use than you will, Pic Related

>>34509048
Virtuous spirit + improved embodiment

>>34508541
Roll for some good news

>>34508441
Two yellow m&m's. No contest.
>>34508259
The Ukraine flag pill (blue n' yellow), as long as I don't look like a brain with legs. I rationalize brain usage.
"Intelligent people can fake stupidity, but stupid people can't fake intelligence". Or so something like that.

>>34508259
>life spawn/lifespawn

what

>red-white
literally why bother with that
>green
terrible
>blue
also terrible, being old isnt that bad and the negative effects of aging can be controlled by exercise and diet and medical science
>blue-yellow
that "you only use 10%" thing is a myth, a brain is not like a CPU, all of the brain is used at some point, "only 10%" is used because only those neurons are needed to recall the specific information being recalled. if you wanna think of the body as a computer and machinery, the brain is more like a hard disk than a cpu
>pink-blue
most people are already like that
>blue-white
would be cool but then how do i feed myself and how do i use computers and phones? everything modren casts light
>blue-red
horrible option, i'd rather be able to still enjoy pizza

these are all terrible options

>>34512435
>bogpill
can I get a quick rundown?

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>>34508374
You all severely under estimate the power of the digivice or you only watched up to the 3rd season.

>Any season besides 4
You can hav a limited array of mech's to pilot, but they are
super robots not normal matience bots
>dependant on what you choose have a netnavi


Season 4's
>Become ancient warrior digimon
Dependent on what you choose

>>flight
>earth,fire,air,water bending
>ski fast
>become a toku hero
>katana
>augmentations


Season 6
DIGIXROS is broken, and digimon are treated as allies you meet on your journey instead of partners/pets
for example
if I met
Grandolocomon/Superstarmon/ and sparrowmon

I could have the starship easy

I could make the mech of my dreams by combining different mons

augment myself with them
or do endless things.
\

>>34515190
>Sacred Sexuality
>Body part fetish, Island of the imaginarys, robot fetish

How are the aliens and are the robots like high quality bladerunner type shit?

>>34508441
Most probably old man is a fag and all those are rape pills.

>>34508541
Gnomerio

>>34508489
>force
>uses mass units

>>34508489
Probably Orr, Eiden, Olani, Tesla
>doll-like girl
Though that looks interesting as well.

>>34508541
muh edstuny rollan

>>34508541
rollegano mr.robot

go
otino

>>34508259
The 4th pill, if i'm the smartest man alive no human made problem will strain me to the point of death, and even then i can just avoid immense strain.
>>34508374
The Mr. Miyagi thing, i mean *any* humanly possible technique? Count me in, i'm gonna learn quantum mechanics by waxing a car!

>>34508541
aaaaaaand show me potato salad!

>>34508259
mystery box
why not? kek

>>34508618
Hawks feather has no downsides and improves literally everything so its the obvious choice

>>34508541
Wizard roll. Grant me the power of eldritch coursing through my veins.

>>34509177
Eyes of the light, become an assassin who gives people radiation poisoning

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>>34508489

Sorry but i already have one

>>34509971
What if I choose the necklace but go to bed naked?

>>34519257
THIS is why you're not happy in your life.

go
hhhoooooooottttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiidddd

>>34509957
100 or I'm killing myself

>>34508541
Let's try this thing now

>>34509957
the most recent in original rolls

>>34509957
king roll

Pink-Blue
Women will be nothing but a meme to me

>>34509048
Virtuous spirit + fate magnet

>>34509957
Rollzerinoz

>>34508541
Give me big dick!

>>34508541
Aww shit Nigga I'm gonna finally be an anime charcter

>>34508541
bnmjnhe

>>34508618
Dark God I wanna spook ppl

>>34509957
I like these ones more tho'

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>>34508541
ROOLLL THIS SHT

>>34508541
gibesmedat roll

>>34508541
Frctvybinibt f f

>>34508541
rRoOlLuUiiILnNgG

>>34508441
red and yellow
>>34508657
fisher king
>>34508825
heaven or hell/ chosen one
>>34509315
>2000 dollar PC with 19inch monitor
>internet
>psychedelics
>10/10 blonde
>Japanese grill
>bar
>weed
>fridge and food
>sandwich
>garden
>>34509881
Meatlovers
Hawaiian
Garlic Bread
>>34509971
gummy bear

getting a little bored

>>34508825
Anon alone and psionics
Although I'll admit waterworld sounds pretty comfy too

I'll spend time exploring, traveling, surviving as much as I can and gathering as much information as I can from the internet while also enhancing my psionic abilities and just spoiling myself. Then when I felt like I had done everything I could, I'd just grab a big slab of rock and drop it on my head

>>34509957
hxbnghgan

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Warning, if you look you HAVE to pick one of these bitches

yryhlkds

>>34508541
dr robotnics pingas rolling machine

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It's time to choose

>>34508541

roling
oling
ling
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ng
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>>34508259
Give me that permanent coma in dreamland

Later faggots, I'm off to fuck monstergirls and aliens

>>34508541
my dick is rocks solid

>>34508541
Obongo Origaminto

>>34509957
That's a lot of dough!

>>34508259
Ukraine or blue-white.

>>34508541
bojangos for e

>>34508541
Rolild

>>34508541
ROLLIFDNFDSFING

>>34508414
>technological singularity
you need the blue-yellow pill anon

>>34508259
i'd probably choose first one desu

>>34509957
ya shure

>>34508541
rillong, let it b good

>>34508541
rollin'z 4 dickass

>>34521208
The Emperor, lets make Brazil great again!

>>34508541
byuiht4rnuiorewtre

>>34515190
>Need to go through deviant hell to reach my horses
Man, whatever

>>34521048
Aarav.
I'll learn some language to become a master of myself

>>34509971
Candy necklace, caramels. Shapeshift into Chad, and be rich? Nice.

>>34509315
No music so the years would be a waste

>>34508541
Rolling in 2017

>>34508541
ALLAH GRANTS ME GREAT THINGS

>>34509957

roooo my frienzd

>>34508541
Rollercoaster my comment is original you fuck

>>34522111
I feel like chocolate is better than caramel if you're just trying to be attractive

>>34508541
Give me another adventure rollerni

>>34522427
Sure, but sometimes I just want to be alone. If everyone is attracted to me, then I can't really have any alone time.

>>34508657
Nakama so I don't get trapped as a meme lord forever

Mystery box.

>>34508541
Rollorino memotogozawa

>>34509957
Give me the best the bannana

>>34515190
>live on bodyswap Island/ Isles of the imaginary
>vacation in coprophagia, gender orientation counties and Isle of non consent (doesn't seem like a good idea to live on that one)

>>34508541
ayy lmao vI gave 15 children autism

>>34508541
Rollriginal pidgenal

>>34509957
Rolling in my skin
oregano sendai

>>34508259
1. Box
2. Irresistable
3. Lichhhhhhhhh

>>34508259
Taking the mystery box have nothing to lose and only some things that i regret that i want to change.

>>34508441
doubles yellows kek.

>>34508541
spooky!
orignaly magicly BANTEEEEEEEEE

>>34508541
roll
organolis