Anyone else planning on cheating on their first gf when they

>>34507501
Yeah, you're a zero-woman type of guy.

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>>34507501
>implying you'll have that luxury

kek

>>34507501
>when they get one?
>when they
>when
Don't you mean if?

>>34507501
no. if i had a gf i would love her.

>>34507501
Already doing so, tbqhwy fampaii.

>>34507513
came here to post this exact thing

fpbp

>>34507501
Fuck off. Die

>>34507620
How did you achieve it? Teach me your ways.

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>>34507501
>gf out of state for 5 days
>plan to cheat ahead of time, scouring Craigslist for an easy lay a week before she leaves
>drop her off at the airport and post pictures of my dick on the website the next day
>email explodes with bot replies as expected
>no real chicks on day 2
>on day 3 a super hot black chick replies to me, we exchange a few messages and arrange to meet later that night
>she lives 20 minutes away from me
>tells me she's on her way
>an hour passes
>email her to see where she is
>no response
>stay up late and watch South Park cytube while drinking alone in the dark
>day 4 (today) super hot, tanned petite ASU girl replies to my post
>she wants to get together tonight
>reply to her email, asking what time I should come over
>no response yet, and this was at around noon

I'm still waiting on this one, but I'm not pressing my luck. I guess for a second I forgot that even back when I used to be single and troll CL for some puss almost daily, there were always those bad luck streaks where nothing happens.

It's probably best that I didn't cheat, but it's still pretty shitty that I actually tried to.

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No but I plan to after fucking, when she's sleeping, take a lot of pics of her nude then cum over her ass and record it.

>>34507699
>it's still pretty shitty that I actually tried to.
She would have done the same.

You have to get them before they get you.

>>34507858
My real dilemma is that I had a perfect opportunity to actually do it and I had absolutely 0 luck. I still have until maybe noon tomorrow to get this done, otherwise I wasted a 5 day weekend sitting at my computer and refreshing a couple tabs.

Absolutely not.

The thought of doing that to somebody sickens me.

If I was unhappy with the relationship and I couldn't fix whatever the issue was, I'd end it so she could find somebody she can be in a happy relationship with, it'd be unfair to waste her time.

>>34507947
Way to go, dumbass.

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>>34508039
Harsh, bro, c'mon.

>>34508038
It's not about relationship problems or anything. It's about cucking them first before they do it to you.

>>34507699
Honestly, break up or just go hire a hooker. You wasted your 5 day weekend.

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>remember this kid i ate lunch with in 7th grade talking about how his goal was to cheat before we got to high school
>didnt really keep up with him but remember that specifically
>fast forward to our junior year
>he's gone through several girls and is in his first long term relationship
>girl comes from a super religious family but he takes her virginity
>things go bad and they brake up
>he starts sending her dad all these messages about how he fucked his daughter until she went cross eyed and she loved it and begged for more etc

>>34508279
>break up
How is he gonna cheat if he doesn't have a gf?

>>34507513
>>34507653
Me too.
/thread

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>>34508279
>tfw if I had disposable bux for a decent hookster I wouldn't be trolling the internet for some puss to crush

>>34508384
>no gf
>in a normo thread
haha!

>>34508238
I wouldn't get into a relationship with a girl who I thought would do that in the first place.

Even if she did cheat on me, I would still feel like a terrible person if I'd done it to her.
I'd still be hurt by the cheating, then further hurt by the knowledge that I'm a piece of shit too.

>>34507699
>gf out of state for 5 days

Kek, the funniest part is that she's the one who cheated and you're the cuck.

>>34508465
>I wouldn't get into a relationship with a girl who I thought would do that in the first place.
You don't get to decide that. It's a known fact that women constantly think of cheating if given the chance.

There's nothing wrong with cheating on a girl. Chads do it all the time and nobody bats an eye.

>>34508532
I couldn't do that to somebody I cared about.