>tfw no cute boy to pee on

fantastic thread OP

tfw nice toilet to poop in
tfw nice toilet paper to wipe my butt after im done pooping

>>34504903
>not just peeing on a cute boy when you see him
It's like you've never heard of Diogenes

>>34505405
Are you saying you've been peed on?

>>34506136
What would bring you to that conclusion?

>>34506156
You're a cute boy so I'm assuming you've been peed on before.

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>>34504903

I want a cute boyfriend so badly, stop fucking reminding me of what I don't have.

I want to be the cutest fag couple with some slightly younger boy (I'm 27) and spoil his little queer butt.

>>34506182
Not even once desu. I'm flattered you think I'm cute though <3 It would be an interesting experience though.
>just walking around somewhere, chillin
>some dude just whips it out and shoots me in the face
>wow what the fuck?
>w-well you were just t-too cute
I couldn't even call the police. I'd probably laugh to the point that I peed MYSELF and it would just be kinky and gross.
>>34506198
Get one! It's not hard unless your standards are stupid high.

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>>34506278

Also afraid of being ousted as a queer (well, not hetero at least).

Still, I want a cute little twinky BF to hold and cuddle at night, to pee on, to lick the butthole of, etc.

>>34506455
Why would your parents know?
If you live with them, tell them he's a friend, let him stay the night, and then you guys can quietly violate each other.

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>>34506523

Jesus Christ, that's a hot thought.

I don't think many cute twink boys are gonna be into a near-30 year old man that lives with his parents, though.

This is good fap-fuel though, so thank you.

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>>34506731
Maybe go to a hotel then, instead! Or his house. Or a car! Or somewhere else quiet. And no problem!

Glad I could help. I think about it a lot, anon. I wish I had a cute bf to cuddle, too.

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>>34506817

You want to maybe be my internet boyfriend, then?

>>34504903
i want a cute girl to pee on me desu

>>34506198
I'm a qt 18 year old boy who likes getting stuff. You got a contact?

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>>34506989

I'm not into financial domination, if that's what you're thinking, anon.

>>34506924
Hmmm
I dunno
What's your stance on the Ford/Chevrolet rivalry?
Science fiction or fantasy?
Is anime a legitimate art form?
Rei or Asuka?
Are you qt? Steam name?
>>34506945
>girls
grose!!!!!!!
>>34506989
>literally just being a whore
PSA: This isn't okay to do.

>>34507012
I like getting paid in compliments tooooo

>>34504903
What if I'm not cute but think piss is a god tier fetish?

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>>34507037
>What's your stance on the Ford/Chevrolet rivalry?
Don't really care much, but Ford seems to make better products lately.
>Science fiction or fantasy?
Science fiction, no question.
>Is anime a legitimate art form?
Sometimes, but usually not, largely due to the design of the industry
>Rei or Asuka?
Misato
I don't really use Steam, but I do use Skype

I don't care about a qt bf or a daddy to pound me at night.

I just want more pictures of cute bois god damnit

>>34507085
>when he gets every single answer correct, even the trick Eva question
o-oh my knees are weak
what's your skype?

>>34507037
I'm cute and I just want someone to talk with! Why is that not ok to do?

>>34507240
>give me stuff
>just talking

yeah no

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>>34507140

I'm pretty shy and careful about this sort of thing.

Would you be wiling to post a temp I could email it to?

>>34507272
>>34507140
no don't do that I totally wanted to add both of you to skype you fucks

>>34506989
Go fucking kill yourself you degenerate normie attention whore

>>34507270
I just saw that as a plus, I would talk even if someone does give me things

>>34507272
Yeah! I'll post my throwaway email. It's
[email protected], big meme.

I've been peed on many times, and I must say, it is wonderful.

Best form of warmth there is.

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>tfw no trap bf to pee on me

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>>34507381

Email sent, my sweet little boomerang.

>>34507381
>>34507464
welp time to kill myself with an origami knife

>>34507488
>>>/po/
i heard they can help you

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>>34507488

Post yours and I'll add you then

>>34504903
>faggot keeps trying to push his pee fetish into me
N-NO

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>>34504903

I'm in that weird limbo between being a femboy and being dominate enough to fuck my girlfriend.

Don't get me wrong, I love dicks, but I can't pull myself to either side. I want to work out, but I'd also like to be a bottom. FeelsBadMan.

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>>34507140
>>34507464

Did you get my email, Boomerang?

>>34507648
I did! I just dunno what to do, my Skype whatchamacallit has my real name, and I'm not getting doxxed and having someone come turn me into a seksu doll
i promise I will email you back/add you once I figger it out

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>tfw boy slut
>tfw no pure cute boy will ever take me

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>>34507085
>Rei or Asuko
>Misato

You take that back you piece of shit

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>>34507684

That email only lasts for like an hour, so just add me when you can.

I'd suggest making a new skype account without your personal info. I honestly wouldn't do anything with your real name, but I'm very paranoid about that stuff too.

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>>34507777

A good start would be to post less creepy frog pictures. To get cute boys, you need to be cute yourself. Inside AND out. Online AND off.

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>>34507853
> To get cute boys, you need to be cute yourself. Inside AND out. Online AND off.
Well then

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if you were trying to make me feel bad between this and the other thread you made, it worked.

>tfw ex gf used to pee on me

feels pretty goddamn good man

>>34508974
why on earth did she do that?

>>34509252
cos it was hot

>>34509525
yeah but hot for her or for you?

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To be honest, I kind of want to try getting peed on.

>>34509624
both

pls dont mute me this time, I'll be good

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>tfw too anxious and paranoic to contact someone like those two normies did
Does anyone have a guide on how to talk to people and not sperg out and run away?

>>34510186
>Does anyone have a guide on how to talk to people and not sperg out and run away?
Use throwaway accounts that don't matter and reply until they run away from you, or something nice happens

I had a stripper pee on me once in front of about 20 guys at a frat party. I was one of 5 people pledging but the only one to get peed on.

It wasn't a big deal to be honest.