What would your ideal life look like anon?

my life right now is ideal. nobody bothers me here.

>>34504273
No depression.
Be female.
Would be happy enough if I got to see the world uncucking themselves thought

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>>34504273
Let's go full fantasy shall we?

>be girl
>have cat ears and tail
>have girlfriend with same traits
>slightly higher than me
>bigger boobs
>she is the protective one
>basically do nothing all day except for cuddling

on a scale od 1 to 10 how autistic does it sounds to you anons?

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I want to live a sleepy life as decently successful writer penning whatever strikes my fancy at the time. I'd live in some small town by the water, or up in the mountains somewhere. I'd have a modestly cute wife with a playful, tomboyish attitude who would eventually bear me two or three children.
I'd spend my days in my study thumbing through forgotten works, with my family, or traveling across various countries.

>>34504273

Some sort of timestop situation. I could start or stop time whenever I feel like it to get away.

>>34504273
No depression and feeling I would actually be doing something with my life.

One where everyone is dead including myself.

No suffering, no pain, basically death.

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couple grand in my bank account each week, living in a comfy apartment with lots of video games and animu, and no dissapointed parents.

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>>34504273
>comfy house on a cliff in some huge forest by the ocean
>inside is wooden with lots of plants
>everything is paid for and all ways will be
>get food delivered via drone
>watch anime all the time

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>>34504273
Live in the house in the pic, beautiful and nice wife, infinite money, chefs cook 5 star meals in home whenever I want

>>34504273

>female air god (i do not die, except when i want to)
>complete mastery of air (like aang from avatar, but better)
>rich merchant (rothschild rich, world is mine fggts)
>wolf girl (i go awoo)
>white hair/tail
>blue eyes
>like holo but cuter
>able to grow dick when i want to
>also have harem of cute girls i fuck with said dick

i will usher in the new age of awoo

>>34504273
Be male, attractive, no mental illness, live in NYC with a cute girl

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>Be the mastermind of a /pol/core political grindcore act (not nazi, just the average /pol/ poster stuff)
>be so famous (or infamous) that the liberal media can't turn people against you
>sell more than any other musical act in history working independently and self-releasing all my shit
>be obcscenely rich
>have a decent 7/10 or 8/10 little brunette Stacy as a slave in a bdsm relationship
>red pill literal hundreds of millions of kids with political messages that are not surface level RATM or RTJ bullshit
>my straight edge ways and disgust for junkies infect the millions listening to me
>walk around with my goons on me, nobody looks at me wrong
>torture my enemies and people who fuck with me to death
>live a life of complete domination and control, fucking my submissive bitch and other bitches I might take in my harem of slaves, having everyone under my boot, making scary amounts of money
>shit is good

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>infinite money
>small apartment/house
>never have to go outside

All I want.

>no OCD

fuck money, fuck friends, fuck all that shit just no OCD

>enough money to buy nice things
>No work, no school
>house/apartment thing that makes me feel separated from other people outside but doesn't require maintenance
>Nice computer
>qt trap/femboy body
>Can eat as much as I want without ruining said body
>Barely ever have to go outside
>Never age

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>>34504273
>Go to sleep tonight
>Wake up in the middle of a forest with amnesia
> Go on crazy adventures with new tiger waifu
> Ultimately become jesus-kun and have baby with tiger waifu
>Live happily ever after.

>Penthouse
>Latest technology: laptop, console, tv
>Fridge and cabinets full of snacks and drinks

I don't care about friends or pussy, I just want to be comfy.

>>34506001
God dammit get that furry ass webcomic outta here

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>>34504273
I would be a sea with no waves just still forever like a mirror.

>>34504273
Happy, in a low cost appartment and a job with few hours with payment just enough to pay rents and a new computer every forth year. not much but I am not much of a optimist ether

>>34504273
Be the female lead singer of an obscenely successful gothic rock band with no harmful mental disorders.

>make a living from my working on my hobbies on my own volition
>live in a big house in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of animals who i just keep around because i love them
>having a loving wife who loves me as much as i love her and who is equally successful as me by doing the things she loves as well
>1-2 kids
>have the means to make my friends, extended family and generations after me financially secure for life
>have the means to never have to worry about financial troubles ever

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an amorphous blob of dissociation
an unseen observer

>>34504273
Immortal NEET in decent living conditions.
or
Protagonist in a fantasy setting, accomplishing (or trying to) something with meaning.

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>>34504273
>small apartment in a small town somewhere near the ocean
>a lot of money from investments or lottery so I don't have to hold a steady job
>short gf who's really touchy and always wants to cuddle
>sweet albino pet turtle
>spend my days doing fun stuff with gf
>go on walks and stuff
>walk around and hang out in the city at night
>get home and go to bed in the morning
>have a handful of friends to call and hangout with from time to time
>eventually marriage and maybe having a kid when I feel like I'm ready to settle down
>overall just want a comfy life where I don't really have to do anything

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>>34504273
>have enough money to live comfy without working
>live in comfy apartment in a nicer city
>own my own coffee shop/jazz lounge that I can open/close whenever since I don't have to worry about money

>>34504273
It would be one where I gain psionic powers and use them for mild mischief.

>Be a little qt femboy trap
>Be underage, and hopefully never age or age really well
>Have a mommydom gf who I live with
>Love and support each other
>Cook together at home
>Be protected and looked after by her
>Sometimes be forced into doing disgusting or scary stuff for her because it's what she gets off to
>Be the cute lead singer of an indie rock band
>Go to raves and parties with mommy gf

>>34504273
>Have qt writing partner
>Write kino
>Get it made
>Eventually work my way up to director
>Write with her and direct kino that is critically acclaimed
>We never fall in love
>We just live in the same house for financial reasons
>She cooks for me
>We clean together
>She teaches me how to cook
>She can fuck who she wants as long as it doesn't get in the way of the work
>We make a lot of money together
>Never break up
>We're known as Hollywood duet of the century
It's all I want in my life

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>>34504273

>small, cozy apartment high above the noise and traffic in some big city
>work from home, do freelance stuff
>even have a passive income, maybe from previous work
>no stress, no worries, financially secure
>don't go out much, have groceries delivered, live in an introvert bubble high above everything
>cozy gentle femdom relationship with live-in qt3.14 girlfriend

heaven

>no depression
>no fat and acne
>comfy clean house surrounded by nature and animals
>grows own food in garden
>engaged or married to an endearing dom male
>2-3 kids of our own
>working/volunteering for the environment or animals

Ideally I would not be such a terrible person

I'm sure the everything else would fall into place after that

I'd have no financial worries because lifelong stable income from whatever source, so I'd be having a nomadic lifestyle, just me and my backpack, moving from country to country, town to town meeting all kinds of people, doing menial labors or some fieldwork from time to time just because or to repay favors/get contacts.

Meeting a qt loving girl on my journey, stay around a few months maybe, then she'd join me when my wanderlust hits again, we travel together until we find our personal paradise wherever. We'd get our own house there, maybe even built by ourselves, and enjoy a rather peaceful life. We'd still wander through the world from time to time but always having our special place we call home to go back to, like an anchor.

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>>34504273
>hot
>can eat whatever i want without any physical or health repercussions
>live in big city with cat and my oneitis
>we travel occasionally

that's all i really want desu

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>Well paying job
>Married to my oneitis
>Raising kids
>Not consumed by unending clinical depression

Yep.

A tombstone

>>34509021
I can almost feel how cozy that room looks

Dream house desu

>>34508653
you are a literal cuckold my dude

I want to be the loving housewife of a successful career woman in gentle femdom relationship.

The kicker is that I love crossdressing and I pretty much dress in girl clothes as much as I can so I want to become completely feminized by her and lovingly encouraged to become girlier and girlier every day until it peaks with me starting HRT to become as girly as possible for her.

>>34504273

>Live in the countryside with my wife
>just me and her, no kids
>spend the rest of my life with her

I'm really easy to please.

>>34509163
>Thinking I'm a cuckold for letting a girl have sex with whomever she wants when she's just a work partner
I don't care for relationships or sex and I never said I'd watch, you fucking trog

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>the same physically
>the same mentally, just with a
>musician making good money
>have qt3.14 dream girl gf who also makes music
>living in manhattan again
>have a lot of musician/artist friends

or I could be the qt3.14 girl instead and have dream boy bf who does music, too

>>34509266
wait shit I forgot to finish that second line
>the same mentally, just with stronger work ethic

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>be born to a happy, loving, erudite, and wealthy family in a big old house filled with old furniture and books. my architect father and author mother made it against all odds off their own labor
>receive a classical and cosmopolitan education, fluent in a dozen languages and well traveled before i'm fifteen
>love at first sight with a beautiful, athletic brunette with warm brown eyes in the hall at school
>we share our first everything
>go to university for something like linguistics knowing my family will support me
>my estranged grandfather dies and bequeaths me one billion dollars
>commission a beautiful house full of clear water, high ceilings, thick glass, wood, and little trees that shed fragrant leaves in the fall somewhere with brisk winter and warm summers
>marry my highschool sweetheart and have a beautiful daughter and an intelligent and uprights on together in our home
>fall in love with her again every day until I die

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>>34504273
>mildly successful film and television director
>not spielberg level famous, but high enough to get funding for almost any project I want
>have a great wife who I've had 3 children with who I let onto the set of my movies sometimes
>Kids grow up to be successful and proud in their own fields of interest
>Wife and I grow old together
>She dies before I do.
>On my deathbed, I get launched with her ashes into space.
>My craft reenters the atmosphere right above a wonderful display of the northern lights, and the vast sea of enchanted green waves dancing in the sky is the last thing I see right before I'm vaporised, with me and my wife's ashes being spread all over the earth by the jetstream

>no suicidal thoughts or anxiety
>in a mansion alone in the woods with no human contact irl solely via internet
>neat gaming pc
>lottery winner
>few dogs
>at home job
>satisfying meals

>a respectable (at least vaguely interesting) job that pays well 5 days a week
>moderate level of artistic recognition
>the ability to support and/or pamper a partner
>the means to buy a house with a tricked out kitchen for all sorts of fun chef stuff (hobby of mine) and a small herb and veggie garden
> the means to travel with my partner at least once a year
>pet corn snake that loves me

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>live in a modest but comfortable mountain house, surrounded by forest and maybe a lake
>independently wealthy
>close enough to drive to town in <10 mins but far enough to not have visible neighbors
>live with my wife, no kids
>life consists of painting, reading, cooking our meals, tending my garden, distilling spirits and various other rustic pasttimes
>heat the home and stove with wood I cut down from the surrounding forest and haul back
>when we tire of the week's work, we snuggle into the couch and turn on a movie, the fireplace crackling gently beside us
>drift into sleep knowing there is absolutely nothing I have to do tomorrow morning that I don't choose to do

>>34509381
>snake
>not snek

I'm sorry anon but you're a garbage person and you'll die alone in a ditch bleeding out your dick and having drug withdrawals

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>>34504273
>Get comfy enough income so I don't have to work, or at the very least, do physical work
>Have a fluffy, hugable wife that can do as she pleases aside from fucking other men or women
>House with a decent amount of space
>Nuzzle for days.
>Have two to four kids
>Travel sometimes
>Get old and die happy

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>>34509425
probably true, I aint even mad my dude.

>>34509471
hmmm

at least you have good taste in chickens

>>34509402
This except I'd also want a dog. To me a medium sized dog would complete this comfy-ass scene.

>>34504542
Pretty autistic but it sounds ideal to me too.

Maybe we could cuddle someday anon

>live in a shitty apartment in Atlanta, NY, or San Francisco
>no gf
>have fastest matabolism in human history so I can eat whatever I fuckassing want
>barely have to work

do I ask for too much

>>34509712
that is indeed ideal anon

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>no anxiety and depression
>live in a comfy apartment/house
>have a cute busty cosplay gf who loves me as much as I love her
>and a comfy job

that is all I want desu senpai

qt gf by my side while I become someone in life.
someone who was there from my neet beginnings supporting and unconditionally loving me.

the rest is implied.

>>34509806
Edit: Fuck the comfy job I want to be able to watch animu/play vidya and do my other hobbies all day

>>34504273
big comfy yacht
never have to work
no other people

I want to work for 6-7 years and just save up enough money to make this a semi-reality

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I would join the Galactic navy and travel to new unexplored systems, every day a new adventure. I'd also serve with a beautiful crewmate who's also my best friend aboard the ship. Of course, we'd slowly develop a romantic relationship over the course of our adventures.

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>>34504273
Ideally I would not be alive.

>>34506001
>used to read twokinds when I was like 13

fuck...

>no depression, don't hate myself anymore
>financially secure
>have a job or several jobs that I find purposeful and fulfilling
>a wife/gf with whom I have a strong connection with, who is a good friend and lover
>lots of meaningful friendships with interesting people
>good balance between work and play
>attained some success/viewership of my music and literature
>little to no contact with parents

>>34504273
>Be a great music producer (hiphop/r&b)
>cure asthma
>travel and have adventures with friends
>have kids
>have grandkids who I tell about the cool shit I did in youth. Inspire their plus my kids generation to be great
>become a member of then UN and work diplomacy to bring the world to peace up until I die.

>live in a comfy house in the woods, the mountains, or near a lake
>be married
>have at least five children
>lots of books
>a nice dog
>be loved
>no depression
>be pretty

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One day I may...
>Wanna have aesthetic physique and the money to steal normies gfs despite being a sicko.

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Living a very simple, almost self sufficient life in Iceland or a similar country following traditional European values and paganism.

That is all I want out of life -- and I will achieve my goal in the future.

>>34509970
This. I look at my life and I'm always in pain. It's not fun.

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>>34504273
>apartment on the 5th floor located somewhere in a bright city
>always raining
>no one knows who i am
>could make music naturally on a piano

>>34504273
Live in a nice apartment in Chattanooga or some nice city. Married or engaged. Working with a startup or working with a nice big company. Workout three days a week. DnD maybe. Vidya room for me . Maybe kids later down the road, but right now I'm not positive.

>>34504273
>green isolated area
>animals
>basic needs plus internet
>relatively close to a big city if I need something
>no money worries

Just that

>>34504273
to become a youtuber with enough subs and views to make a decent living, pretty much just wish i could play video games for a living, sounds comfy.

>>34504273
Don't want to sound edgy but it would look like death, a peacefull void.
I like nothing and everything bores me.
Even If I had 100billions It wouldnt improve my life in any way.
Feelsbadman I just want to die

To become an animator and create my own animated tv shows that become very popular.

>>34508533
This is the correct answer

add in that your mommy gf is some extremely important person like the CEO of a company so everyone in the whole world knows you are a trophy cuteboy

>Win 7mil in UK lotto
>Live on about 15k a month for the rest of my life being a neet and hiring mature hookers once a week to be my mummy.

Plz rate

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>>34504273
It hurts to think about it. I know it's never going to happen but I can't stop wanting something like this to happen.

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Human instrumentality. I have not connected to a single human being in a satisfying way my whole life, and would like the opportunity to

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>>34504273
I've always liked to be alone but often get lonely, so I think having a dog or robot companion would be cool.
I would
>Be born a neet loser like right now
>Live just long enough to be turned immortal
>Spend as much time as I want playing vr games and living life after life
>Ultimately living every dream I've every had and then killing myself to see what happens
also
>be born a cute eternal loli

>/fa/ skele king
Literally all I want and I'm almost there.

Marrying my highschool sweetheart, being an engineer instead of a lawyer, living in Canada with lots of dogs and 2 kids and having a fullfilling hobby/job

>>34504273
>be a decently attractive girl
That's it

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Have motivation

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>>34504273
full ideal?
>find a girl who accepts that im a trap/femboy on hormones
>she has a decent job and a place for me to live to get away from my abusive family
>lets me live there and lets me cook for her(which im really good at) and take care of the place while shes away at work
>helps me figure out how to move forward with my life and we build one together
>femdom/mommydom some of the time with me being dominant the other times since switching it up is fun
>older than me ideally
i wonder if there is a girl out there who wants a prettyboy to take care of

>>34504273
>gf comes back
>infinite money so we never have to work
>do nothing but fuck, cuddle, play video games and eat all day

>>34504273
>Not being a depressed and poor wagecuck
Or become a qt grill so I can trick autistic neets and wagecucks into giving me free shit.

Wake up, eat a big breakfast, go to work, go home 8 hours later, kiss my wife, spend a little time with my kids, go into my barn, work on my Plymouth, smoke a little weed, have the mates over, eat, go in at like 9, put the kids to bed, fuck my wife in the bath, fuck my wife in the bed, fall asleep with no pants on.

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make a meager but careless living writing
it would be nice to make a living doing what I like rather than whatever society forces upon me
have a nice cozy home in the midst of a meadow

wont happen though, i'll just be a wageslave until the day I die