What next? Oreganokskksoso

>What else?
?????
What kind of brainproblems do you have to not make a pussy joke at that?

>>34502631
Tell her about the jews.

O

>>34502631
>Missed opportunity

Into the trash you go

>>34502631
goddamn you already fucked up
>i luv pussy
it was so easy anon...

>>34503388
>>34503346
That would have been ride rude and vulgar. She would have been weirded out

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>>34503431
idk man, it works for chad

>>34503431
>That would have been ride rude and vulgar. She would have been weirded out
That's why you're here right now and Tyrone gets to holla at her and gets sum fuk. Do you think Chad is afraid of being rude and vulgar and weirding her out?

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>>34503464
>>34503472
Here goes nothing. May Chad be with me

>>34503574
Pic unrelated, right?
RIGHT anon!?

>>34503657
No, did I fuck up?

>>34503574
Close. This will get a haha reply maybe. If she says anything else work from there.

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>>34503574
You complete utter retard.

>>34504121
Can you explain instead of insulting me, how exactly I messed up

>>34504182
That message is gibberish at best.

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>>34504182
I don't know what you even tried to do with text. Like were you going for a Chad approach like "I know you're not down to smash, but let's smash?"
What were you going for OP. It actually doesn't even matter if you were or weren't because you just fucked op tremendously. Let's analyze

Option A: You were going for a Chad approach
Failure: You didn't say it like I said you should. You fucked up.

Option B: You are trying to get to know here with dates
Failure:
>So I know you said your not down to smash BUT
What's the 'but' for? It implies a contradiction to the first part of the sentence but you don't. It should have been
>So I know you said your not down to smash SO let's

In addition: Who the fuck says
>a couple (Or alot) (??????? Sudden parentheses because lol im so quirky) dates, and then maybe we can play...
>BASEBALL????????????????????
???????????
??????????????????????????????????????????????????

This is pure autism at its finest.

>>34504303
Hes trying at least. But yeah you mixed three approaches. Choose 1

>>34503574
>baseball

hahaha what the fuck are you doing mate

>>34504303
It was an innuendo for the "getting to 4th base" that every one uses asshole

>>34504431
You can only pray that she's exactly as autistic as you and gets it.

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>>34504431
That's a big stretch for an autistic text such as that one. Besides that's a stupid fucking thing to say.

>still using baseball innuendos in 2017 while texting strangers
Rope.

I've seen about 20 of these threads, is this shit real? are girls really this fucking retarded?

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>>34503464
This is the same chick

Oik.

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>>34505030
fuckin good one anon, made me hefty kek.

>>34505611
it's stupid what are you talking about?