If you did have a gf, what would the two of you do?

i'd be sad because i couldn't keep her.

>Listen i don't want jump to anything too quickly here but I have a whole shelf of boardgames here that sorta need at least one other player? Wanna kill some Demons?

>>34500600
that's actually p qt anon, would partake

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>>34500551
>If you did have a gf, what would the two of you do?
Slowly drift apart :(

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I dunno

I've never thought this far ahead

I legitimately don't know

What do couples even do?

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>>34500551
She would make me feel safe and reassure me.

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>>34500551
cuddle forever originally

Stay inside, listen to the rain, snuggle up under my grandmother's homemade blanket and watch Stephen Fry documentaries while holding hands.

What else?

Not see each other, I have no idea how relationships work.

>>34500551
And this is one of the biggest reasons that I don't even have the courage to approach women. The only things I'd ever really want to do is cuddle and fuck.

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>>34500551
>ask crush out
>she says yes and asks where i want to go
>mfw

This didn't actually happen but I'm going to ask soon :^)

>pretend-beat her and wrestle with her until she actually gets upset and tries to hurt me with her weak female strength
It's all I want

>>34500551
>watch telly
>cook
>play music
>play board games and card games
>cuddle (a lot)
>have sex
>visit places like museums and landmarks
>go on holiday when we could afford it
>play video games
>wrestle
>swim
>talk

Some anons say they can't think of much but I can't stop thinking.

i wood probably be doing nothing but constantly groping her i imagine

>>34500551
Kill happy couples.

I have no idea desu senpai. She would probably leave me for Chad, who is 6'8", super ripped, very interesting, and is not a total worthless loser like me.

>>34500551
Watch movies.
Go on dates.
Just go for walks.
Maybe play some video games.
Someone to hold hands with.

>>34501541
I mean, those aren't the worst things you could only want to do. You can cuddle while doing other things.

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Cuddle, talk, watch movies, be comfy, cuddle some more and maybe also cuddle

Tell her honestly what's on my mind and how I appreciate her presence without venting negative energy.
I guess I'm not enough of a man to have a girlfriend because that should be the kind of thing a girl talks about to the boy.

I have no idea what people with gfs do. Honestly, I'm not sure I know what a relationship even is.

>>34500551
whatever she wanted. I'd be desperate to just stay with her.

Quietly be bored together on a lazy Sunday; her laying her head on my thigh or stomach as we stared at TV with the sound off, as we go back and forth about what to have for dinner, or about what inane and stupid things TV people say when we're not listening. Kiss the palms of her hands because they're the best part of your girl's body. They're how she imparts her pure love and affections upon you, with soft caresses.

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>>34500551
We'd go out to museums and historical sites or go hiking and camping. When we're home we'd play vidya or just cuddle on the couch and watch anime. We'd do a lot of kissing and hand holding because we're so in love and we want to be as close as possible.

>>34500551
Not much since I still live with my parents.

Give her lots of attention support and love and talk endlessly about anything from the universe to pokemon.

Fuck her in the ass and make her call me onii-chan.

>>34500551
>high five after sex
>cuddle a lot
>play co-op games to perfection
>high five after beating my friends at Mario Kart Double Dash together
>share the same sick kind of humor
>high five after making jokes nobody understands
>make new experiences together
>play childish pranks on people
>shake ours heads in disapproval of the other's immature behaviour, knowing that we both think it's hilarious
>not marry and ruin everything
>stop each other from growing old mentally and becoming boring
>do whatever she brings into the equation

Man, I want a best friend who doesn't separate intimacy from friendship, not a gf.

>>34500551
Just cuddle together. Maybe drink some tea, talk together while the TV is running in the background.

>>34500551
acid. Together.

>>34500551
wtf i hate gf now

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>>34503435
It's never too late to make a bro-tier friend, anon.
You just have to go somewhere where potential good friends go

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>>34500551
I don't know, stuff?

Fuck, I've been out of the rat race for too long to care, OP.

Cuddle, fuck, smoke, and eat.

But I would probably enjoy trying to get her into my hobbies like golfing and music appreciation.

>>34503561
rolling for gerbil

>>34503561
A friend with a vagina though, I have male friends to do the non-intimate things with.
>tfw I know someone who'd fit the bill but we went separate ways years ago
>tfw she recently started texting me again
>tfw she's living with her boyfriend

>>34503561
roll roll roll yer boat

But my bb in her bagina :DDD

>>34500551
Go to the cinema, try eating out in places. Actually attempt to have an active life.

>>34503634
The process is still the same. The only difference is that the end result gives you a friend that you can be less macho around.

I'm with this guy >>34501128

I honestly have no idea what you're supposed to do with a girlfriend.

Does anyone know?

>>34503809
How often do you see couples that are also best friends with each other, even among happy couples. Chance in a million, it sucks.

>>34503884
Not planning ahead is a good thing, no risk of telling her how many children you want and what their names will be on the first date.

>>34503977
You said you wanted a friend rather than a gf
I'm just trying to help and motivate you

>>34504016
A friend with a vagina who will let me use it. I'm 24 and will never understand why girls can't have sex with a friend or be friends with someone they have sex with.

>>34504073
You can still get hugs and cuddling from female friends unless they're prudes beyond measure

>>34504154
And blue balls, lots of blue balls.

I have no idea. I never considered that I would ever get that far before.

I guess let her leave me for Chad because that seems like the natural order of things.

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>>34504175
Rewire your brain so that you ejaculate discreetly from cuddling

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Talking to girls feels weird help

If I know they are just trying to be my friends I can flow completely naturally but as soon as I feel any sort of romance/flirting shit I get really scared and don't know what to say

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Be best friends, play co-op games, hangout at parks together, and hold hands.

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>be at home and watch comfy films like don camillo and peppone
>go on walks to the park and have a nice conversation
>go to historic places and museums of history and art
>visit the nutcracker during christmas time
>visit nearby cities like vienna, bratislava or prague and sit next to each other on the train while my arm is around her shoulders and she is snuggleing up to me
>go eating at a comfy fish restaurant and eat a dozen oysters
>invite her to a homecooked dinner

I just want somebody to watch movies with

I don't mind going to the theater by myself but it certainly would be less lonely if I had a girl to bring

>>34504281
>>34504175
>>34504154
How do I get one of those asexual platonic friends that likes me enough to let me cum inside them.

>>34506021
>asexual
>let me cum inside them
I'm sorry, WHAT!?

>>34506034
this is kind of a tangent but I think tumblr invented this thing where asexual people in romantic relationships let their partners fuck them as a nice gesture. That kind of setup sounds terrible but I'm still interested in how the fuck it happens.

>>34506105
>I'm still interested in how the fuck it happens
It doesn't. It's just whores using sex as leverage in a relationship.

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>>34500551
>If you did have a gf, what would the two of you do?
Cuddle her from behind and bury my head into her hair.

>>34500551
Go for nice long runs
Play vidya together
Cook together
Talk about aliens and philosophy
Go on small cute road trip vacations to neighboring states

>>34500551
Talk, look at the stars, beach, watch movies, take walks and do things she likes as well

cuddle, fuck, vidya, go for walks, watch movies/anime/tv, id like to cook meals and she could help. Whatever she wanted really, i wouldnt really give a shit as long as she was happy. Provided of course it wasnt something like "hey, letme cuck you" in which case she might find herself swimming in a lake with a large rock tied to her leg.

>work on things around our house, fix up the gardens, minor renovation, all that
>learn about each other's interests
>enjoy mutual hobbies together: gardening, video games, reading, lifting
>enjoy lazy days together, just cuddling and enjoying each other's company
>lament the fall of Western civilisation
>go on road trips
>discuss politics and philosophy
>support each other

>>34500551
>If you did have a gf, what would the two of you do?

BREED

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Looks like all we really want is to cuddle.