Holy shit robots I just hit the jackpot. I can live the rest

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2017-01-29 06:11:05 Post No. 34498454
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:11:05 Post No. 34498454 [Report]

Holy shit robots I just hit the jackpot.
I can live the rest of my life as a NEET now.

>have robot like uncle
>he recently died and I was in his will
>inherited a COUPLE MILLION DOLLAROOS
>immediately dropped out of university
>bought a comfy small house
>make one of the rooms a home gym so I can stay in shape
>bought a gaming setup and nice PC
>its been 3 weeks now and I haven't left the house
>whenever I'm hungry I just order food online
>eat all the tendies I want
>don't have to deal with normies
>now I can hire escorts to touch my peepee from time to time
I estimate that without working this money should last me until I'm like 60, assuming I don't make any huge purchases. But I plan to buy an apartment or condo or two and rent them out for extra income per month.
I don't even deserve this life but I'm not complaining.

Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:12:15 Post No.34498487
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:12:15 Post No.34498487 [Report]

hey it's me ur brother how are you today

Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:12:20 Post No.34498489
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>>34498454
good job anon. you probably desrve this

Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:13:40 Post No.34498511
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:13:40 Post No.34498511 [Report]

i'm jealous! have fun :) now get a gf, just don't have a kid and ruin your NEET fortune

Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:14:02 Post No.34498518
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:14:02 Post No.34498518 [Report]

>>34498454
>I don't even deserve this life but I'm not complaining.
Don't feel guilty anon, life is not supposed to be fair. Take it and be happy.
Would recommend puting a fair share in stock funds though, real estate is not as stable as the shills want you to believe. You just get shitty performance.

Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:19:08 Post No.34498616
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:19:08 Post No.34498616 [Report]

You have to leave /r9k/ now. Money equals happiness, so you don't fit in here anymore

Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:23:28 Post No.34498688
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:23:28 Post No.34498688 [Report]

>>34498454
Make a daily "wagey wagey why so ragey" thread now.

Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:34:35 Post No.34498857
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>>34498454
This ~~jackpot gave you a good start in life~~.

Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:40:22 Post No.34498965
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:40:22 Post No.34498965 [Report]

>>34498518
Both stock funds and real estate cost too much because of the low interest policy of central banks.

Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:41:15 Post No.34498983
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:41:15 Post No.34498983 [Report]

Nobody fall for it

Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:41:23 Post No.34498987
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:41:23 Post No.34498987 [Report]

>>34498965
Real estate yes, but a fund on a common index is as cheap as 0.1%.

Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:42:50 Post No.34499010
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:42:50 Post No.34499010 [Report]

>>34498454
congratz my dude

Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:45:14 Post No.34499050
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 06:45:14 Post No.34499050 [Report]

Don't fuck up op, manage and invest it wisely.

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