can you imagine it? 40 days without sex? its a crazy thought lol

>>34498366
I once punched a man because he was upset he didn't have sex in a month. Straight up punched him.

would josh hartnett even be considered a chad in this year?

>>34498366
You know I watched this movie a lot on comedy central when I was a kid. I always thought that this wouldn't be that hard to do. I was destined to be a beta.

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LOL

This premise is just ridiculous. Nobody could POSSIBLY be a virgin for that long! XD

>>34498366
Man normies truly live a different life

>>34498366
>>34498515
kek
but i guess there is also the provocation factor

imagine trying to nofap for 40 days while looking at porn for 2 hours everyday

OP is clearly a normie shit posting here. And he's never been married for any length of time. Old fag here. Not counting masturbation it can get a lot longer than 40 days.

>>34498708
>OP is clearly a normie shit posting here
You're fucking retarded his post is sarcastic

>>34498708
hey it was a shit post hes joking since we are the loser board and the fact that that movie was even made is funny to people like us

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>he plays video games and lives with his grandma can you even believe such a thing would happen

>>34498746
This movie was ahead of its time

If it's been 2 weeks without sex then I go out and get a hooker.

>>34498366
>>34498497
they're fantasy movies

This movie wouldn't be acceptable today because of the female on male rape scene being portrayed as humorous.

Men getting raped isn't funny.

>>34498366
IT INCLUDED FUCKING JERKING OFF.

8 years without sex

8 years.

I have seen horrors normies can not even wish to see, I am that much of a man than them. No normie could live for 8 years without getting sex. Weak.

>>34500138
but you had sex

>>34500138
20 years here

You insignificant insect

I hold powers you cannot BEGIN to comprehend

>>34500138
Im up to 21 years. I stopped caring a while ago.

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Haha y-yeah a crazy thought for sure.

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>>34500138
wew lad it's another failed normie showing off

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Honestly, is it worse to never have sex or to have sex once and never again, knowing how good it can be?

>>34498366
Lol impossible, no one could last that long without pussy

>>34500347
Its worse to never have sex cause you cant interract on certain levels with normal human beings
and it shows that you arent normal enough to get laid

>>34500138
4 months without sex. I haven't even talked to another female since then

>>34500437

Seriously what is this shit?
Ive just revisited this board after leaving it in early 2016, because the school shooting incident got a lot of failed normies / chads here who only post rude shit, only to feel better about themselves.
>I guess youre only on R9K because you got a little "depression" after your gf left you, woopde-fucking-doo

>>34500437
Pffft you fucking Norman
It's been 2 days since I last had sex
I haven't spoken to my gf since
You wouldn't believe how hard it is
GET OFF MY BOARD REEE