>his height starts with a 5
>he prefers McDonald's to Burger King
>He wears colors that clash with his natural hair color
>He didn't vote libertarian
>Your mother will die tonight if you don't reply to this thread
>He uses fluorescent lights in his kitchen
>His parents are older than 50
>He does the virgin yawn
>He uses Verizon instead of AT&T
>He isn't white
>He doesn't actively avoid anime
Also,
>His post ID ends in a 4
>he isn't jacked
>he doesn't earn 6 figures a year
>he's ugly
>>34497240
Red flags for girls
>she doesn't know what sage is
>>34497240
>He doesn't actively avoid anime
I do.
My little bro can't get enough of it though.
>libertarian
B a k a
>>34497240
>his height starts with a 5
Having a small frame will be beneficial in the upcoming post-apocalyptic world, though.
>>34497240
Your rents are older than 50.
Mine aren't.
p u t y o u r s e l f I n m y s h o e s
Aight then.
My bones are getting weaker every day, but; however, my muscles are doing the exact opposite thing. I wunder what kind of effect is this
>>34497255
Delete this you son of a bitch don't mock my 4
>he watches anime
>he devotes time and energy into getting a gf/getting sex
>he doesn't dress in properly fitted clothes
>he is a nu-male
>he looks like a nu-male
What the fuck is a virgin yawn?
>>34497240
U fucking niger h&hsh!hsja&
Do re mi fa so la ti do
Originally
>>34497240
There is somethi
>>34498474
typical 4 response
>>34497240
>he dont watch cartoons or anime
>he is not alt-right
>he is not a memer
Why do I keep falling for it over and over again?!
;___;
>>34497240
nice b8 m8.
and if it ain't b8 you better colaber8 or else you'll just end up gettin h8 m8
>>34497240
>Another triggered beta post incoming!!
>>34497240
Aside from being 5'11 that's my only sin on that list
>>34497240
Thisis a good list.
However, (You) should keep in mind thatif you don't reply to THIS post, yours will also die.
And also,there is no "an also" part. You just got rused.
>>34497240
>He doesn't play rugby
>>34497240
Your mother will die tonight if you don't reply to this thread
>>34497240
>he has the virgin walk
onigiri
>tfw I do the virgin yawn
>>34497240
fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!! die bitch
>Your mother will die tonight if you don't reply to this thread.
How fucking desperate are you for (You)'s? Good god.
>>34497240
Baitin' pretty hard here.
>>34497240
(you)
piece of shit unbelievable
I hope OP's entire family dies in their sleeps
>>34497240
>he's not a fascist
>he doesn't ride the tiger
>he doesn't care about the environment
>he doesn't follow the teachings of Giovani Gentile, Gabriele D'Annunzio, Corneliu Zelea Codreanu, and Reichsminister of Agriculture Richard Walter Darre
>he thinks Trump isn't a disgrace to the proud, noble, ancient fascist tradition passed down from father to son since the times of Plato
OP is obviously a gay or tranny and people still fall for his bait.
>>34497240
>>He does the virgin yawn
w...what's that?
>>34499151
You know what it is and you know you have done it
Tvs df h hf fu hygtchugy
>>34499151
That weird ass yawn thing where you get tears on your eyes when you yawn.
>>34499151
When your body starts twitching as you yawn signaling that your body doesn't get enough vitamin v every chad and Stacy can sense it .
>>34497240
>virgin yawn
Holy fuck ive seen it before, its disgusting, please guys dont do this, nobody will ever want to be around you
>>34497240
>He uses Verizon instead of AT&T
>Using verizon
>Using at&t
Shit tier