Finally took the plunge (prison gay)

>>34496966
>upload pic of face
>get laid
You fucking Chad, I swear to god

Gay men are just horny as fuck. My gay friend was visiting my city and had only a picture of his clothed legs. He got a message offering bjs to him like every 5 minutes.

>>34497001
you fuckin piece of shit
i am decidedly not a chad
what part of:
>receive nothing but utter contempt from roasties on tinder for months
dont you understand
I have spent nearly $100 on boosts, I right swipe everyone (I don't message 'proper' fat girls, but thats it) and I couldn't get a single human being to meet at a coffee shop. fuck you you piece of shit

>>34497307

Just means you're a Chad for guys.

>>34497001
Gays have different standards
So called twinks are appealing to gays but women don't like feminine guys

>>34497001
You don't have to be Chad to get laid in the gay community. Fags want sex as badly as any other man and will fuck basically anything.

>>34498075
i'm not a twink
I'm hairy and I have a belly pudge (I basically starved myeslf until I dropped to 17 BMI but that belly was still there...)
I'm just a 4-5/10 guy

>>34496966
How did he smell?

File: IMG_0207.jpg (81KB, 515x582px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 515x582px

Stop engaging is degeneracy.

>>34497037
I was on okcupid fro a few months listed as straight. I still got gay guys offering to blow me

>>34498382
garlic, ginger, fishsauce. like all asians

>>34498284
>I'm just a 4-5/10 guy
You've given me hope, OP. I'm fat and unattractive around 4-5 as well and I've always wanted to fuck a cute boy, maybe I'll try grindr if I can build up the courage.

>>34498458
>fat and unattractive

I'm prettu sure you would be lower than a 4-5/10.

>>34498590
It's exaggeratesd self loathing, I'm not fat but I am stocky and my face is average but would possibly be a high 5 low 6 if I did something about my thick ass eyebrows.

>>34498284
Sounds cute. Post pics

>>34497001
Anon he's not a Chad, that's just how grindr works

>>34498458
>I'm fat
well i'm not fat

>>34498590
Nah a lot of chubby chasers out there. So he might get lucky.

>>34496966
You literally did what I am afraid to do and with an asian guy my actual favorite type of guy. Good job anon.

>>34498878
Male ones sure. Female ones are extremely rare.

> nobody asks if he was top or bottom

Arent you afraid of STDs?
Top or bot?

>>34498631
Find a chubby chaser. There's tons of them.

>>34499035

Grindr is only for guys. No Stacies allowed.

>>34498631
>tfw no chubby bf to stick his chubby cock in my cute butt.

>>34499323
F L O R I D A
originally

>>34499120
>>34499217
I was top
I wore a condom
I did suck his dick too, but apparently the risk of oral transmission is very low, and he claimed to have had a test 3 months ago

>>34499468
Just don't brush your teeth too hard just before/after oral. It might get in through your bleeding gum.

>>34499468
Anon have you always been a little curious about trying things with another guy? This is an interesting story of how you seem to have made a very simple and painless switch from going after girls to going after guys

>>34498414
Amen
>Ave Maria