>tfw no small tits gf

>implying you wouldn't cheat on her with the first titcow that comes your way
all men are the same

that's pretty regular, not small

> small tits
> wide hips
> big plump squishy but firm ass

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>>34496593
>>34496735

Remy is the embodiment of this. She is literally the most sexually ideal female to have ever existed in human history so far. She's such a cute. I love her.

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>>34496758
Alyce is better.

>>34496601
Haha thats b8 and you know it.

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>>34496593
Wow, even the biological females r9k posts still look like men.

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>>34496800
>those narrow hips
>that flat ass

This "Alyce" person is literally a man. Don't try to compete. Just go masturbate to your boyfriend Alyce, faggot

>>34496850
I beg to differ.

>>>/gif/9960685

the webm was too big for r9k

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>>34496758
>Confirmed for supreme ubermensch taste.
Prime time Remy was my pornfu. Now she just looks a lil bit too weary and just smoke too much pot.

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>>34496758
She's pregnant now
Bananolou

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tfw no flat as a board with a big butt gf

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>tfw no average tits gf

>>34497253
>Remy is preggers

any pics?

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>>34496593
>>34497319
>tfw no huge titcow gf

>>34497319
>those tits
>average
you fucking wish

any chestlets here? How much does it suck?

>>34497697
is this a double bluff or autism?

>>34496601
I would cheat on her for many reasons other than her small tits, you dumb whore.

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>that sensation when no girlfriend gf

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>>34496601
>implying most men don't have pedophilic tendency's and as a result prefer women with small/no tits.