ITT robots become potus for one day and we write executive order. Recurring digits will be signed.
>me: ban immigration for chads taller than me (5'5") and thinner (170lbs)
Milking women is now perfectly legal even without consent.
>>34496352
Women are obligated to sleep with manlets.
I create a new branch of the Department of Homeland Security. To prevent mass shootings by incels, we will offer government assistance to all robots in the form of free state sponsored gfs. We'll create millions of jobs while protecting the US.
>>34496352
all incels receive permanent welfare
10% of the national budget will be dedicated to engineering cat girls for domestic ownership
>>34496352
free use is law. Any time any place a woman needs to fuck a guy on command.
>>34496352
establishing the neet state is the first priority. basically implement Universal Basic Income
>>34496352
Rape is legalised.
Execute all KHV
ban miscegenation
>>34496352
Open a bagel shop that sells secret stuff
legalize recreational pot
NEET bucks for life for r9k anons
i cut all of the salaries of the entire Congress and legislative body by half and create the department of job security
>>34496352
Mandatory gf's for all guys who want them
Free assisted suicide for NEETs.
All stacy's are to used as birthing factories to make qt3.14 gf's for everyone who wants one.
>>34496352
Sell California to Mexico to pay for the wall
>>34499996
this. and then invade Mexico.
A government hotel is opened and everyone who has posted regularly on 4chan's /r9k/ board for at least 3 months is allowed to live there for free, for life
If unable to get a gf by 22 one will be assigned to you if you wish
Every manlet is killed
label r9k along with pol as a terrorist organization, contributors are to be captured, sent to guantanamo bay and waterboarded until they turn into chads and marxists
>>34500105
The place would be a health hazard.
With piss jugs and jizz socks. Unwashed fat sweaty bodies, all living close together, like kfc farm chickens.
The conflicts caused by every autist lack of social wherewithal and uncompromising nature.
>>34496352
F U L L C O M M U N I S M
Free Guncare
Everyone gets a free gun
>>34496352
>make cheating a crime
>gov sponsored females for lonely men
>>34496352
Funding given to development of AI and vocaloid technologies.
all negst eggekutive orders must be writen in EBIN >:-DDDDDDDDD
Rape is legalized (For men against women only)
Niggers are to be fired from jobs and aren't allowed to go to school which means Slavery is re-established and for a cheaper price this time
Abortions are banned and punished by death
Homosexuality is punishable as well
>>34496352
Blacks are legal to shoot at with no consequences.
all non-whites are executed on sight :^)