Ask a guy with kidney failure anything.

>>34494656
How'd that happen?
4. seconds.

>>34494656
How did u rekt ur kidders?

Ate you waiting for a donnor senpai?
>Oregano not even once

>>34494656
Murder suicide time op, go out with a bang. You have an excuse to escape this torment, take it

>>34494656
Are you milking the whole "I'm probably gonna die soon" bit for a gf?

>>34494656
How would you rate kidney failure on a scale of 1-10?

>>34494663
>>34494670
Autoimmune disease has been working on me since 2004

>>34494679
I went to the transplant center in September and haven't heard anything yet. I have 2 friends who want to give me a kidney but I don't think they'll be able to. I'm going on dialysis next month which will put me on the list or so I've been told.

>>34494686
I'm not killing myself until my mom dies

>>34494695
I've been single for 15 years and don't want any girls

>>34494696
10% left and I'm feeling kinda shitty right now

>>34494656

So what's your etiology? Diabetic, Auto-immune, congenital/genetic, nephrotoxin, cardiogenic, infection, or none of the above?

>>34494717
How long do you think you'll be on dialysis?

I have an aunt who has been on it for years.

>>34494724
see
>>34494717

>>34494734
I don't know, I guess how ever long it takes to get a new kidney.

>>34494656
Any regrets in life?
Tits or ass?

>>34494753
If you get a new one, will it fix you?

Do you think it'd be kind of hot if the new kidney came from a qt girl?

>>34494763
I have tons of regrets and I like both

>>34494771
Yeah a new kidney will fix me as long as it works right and doesn't get rejected. My one friend is a girl my age and I will feel weird having an organ from someone else.

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>>34494799
>I will feel weird having an organ from someone else.

Sexy weird, or "not sure if you can call it your own body anymore" weird?

I think it'd be hot.

>This is the kidney that a qt girl once had. This is what filtered her blood and created her pee. My pee is girl pee now.

>>34494842
Yeah, that does sound kinda hot, but I just feel weird because it's most likely a kidney from someone that died. They put the new kidney by your bladder and keep your dead kidneys in you unless they have kidney cancer or something.

Wow. Shucks senpai, i hope you get your transplant.

>>34494879
>and keep your dead kidneys in you

Gross. I guess it's better than doing a bunch of surgery.

What happens to the dead kidneys? They just sit there as lumps of non-functioning tissue, or does the body eat them?

>>34494897
Thanks

>>34494919
They just sit there

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>>34494842
>This is the kidney that a qt girl once had. This is what filtered her blood and created her pee. My pee is girl pee now.

I'm absolutely speechless here.

does the government pay you anything now that you're unable to do work?

>>34495271
I get SSD and it's not enough to live on my own so I still live with my mom.

>>34494879
>Yeah, that does sound kinda hot, but I just feel weird because it's most likely a kidney from someone that died.

As long as you're alive, some small part of that person will continue to live on.