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>>34494587
First for Bogpills.

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I want to go out for a walk as I've got fuck all to do but it's raining.
>tfw stuck in East Devon

who else /FindingItHarderAndHarder/ ?

think this might be the year, lads

Just did a hot smelly pump lads.

>>34494708
Yeah

I went on social media for the first time in months today

Seeing loads of people I used to hang out with, they all have loads of friends, nice, expensive clothes and generally all doing really well

I hate doing this, it makes me realise just how shitty my life has become

>>34494708
Ex made me a little jealous yesterday. Went to sleep thinking about murdering her. I couldn't sleep without literally killing her from my mind.

I ran out of cigs today so I'm going to be more on edge. Woo

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>>34494587
Listening to a bit of Fat Teddy

>>34494954
Need to be careful around these boys. Look how many bottles of coke they've opened.

>>34494954
Look at how Fat Teddy is carrying himself all feminine like.
Is Fat Teddy a trap?

>>34494976
>opening a new bottle without finishing one
the absolute state of them

Thread is a little dead

Either everyone else who usually posts is a normie recovering from Saturday night
Or they are all autists out with mummy and daddy for a Sunday roast

>>34495015
I had a mad bender sat drinking and browing /britfeel/ don't know if i'm going to recover.

>>34495015
or in the canal after meeting len poster

>>34494991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trsjg288c2E

Teddy will chef you up

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willy is a bit smelly today lads

>>34495119
you need to take showers so you can get those good boy points

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>>34495133
>shower doesn't do reduce the smell because of my phimosis

Who's the moron who doesn't know to link the new thread in the old one?

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You getting hungry yet lads?

>>34495060
>I had a mad bender

Bit gay, desu

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Maybe for some curly chips?

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Or a nice slice of hot bbq pizza?

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Skyfall is on tonight. It's the best Bond film since Die Another Day

Can't wait desu. Pic related is my favourite scene

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Hungry yet lads?

>>34495163
well you haven't done it, so you?

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Good afternoon, /britfeel/!

How are you doing today?
What are you doing today?
I hope you're feeling great, but if you're not then I'm always available to chat or listen if you need to vent!
I hope whatever you get up to makes you happy too!

I'm just going to do some exercise and then practice some drawing on my tablet!

Looking forward to hearing what you guys are up to!

>>34494587
I'm worried about February, is there an image lined up?

>>34495086
Oi!

>>34495171
Reminds me of the rolo cookies mummy used to get from tesco or wherever. They were bretty nice desu

>>34495193
>It's the best Bond film since Die Another Day
>Die Another Day
lul

>>34495217
you going to practice drawing finger insertion to examine a prostate

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>go watching Hacksaw Ridge
>sound during the trailers and ads is awful
>get bro to complain when he goes for his preshow piss
>staff come in and have a listen
>manager pauses it to try and fix it
>sound still muffled and low
>says we can watch it like that or leave, either way everyone gets free tickets for next time
>only me and my bro leave
>get a full refund
>manager radios the staff lady and says it's fixed
>we go back in and watch it
>everyone gets free vouchers for next time
>only me and my bro got refunds aswell as we were going to leave without watching
>tfw basically got paid to watch a film

How has everyone else's Sundays been so far?

>>34495239
Damn. Sounds pretty good. How was the motion picture?

>>34495259

Great, got a little emotional at the end desu

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Let's play rock paper scissors lads.

I'll go first

is Mr Robot season 2 any good?

might do a marathon later.

>>34495276
i choose paper lad

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>>34494587
*BRAAAAAAAAAPP*
Allah akbar I am so sorry I ju-
*BRAAAAAAAPPP*
Allah have mercy that is rather pungent
**PURRRRRRT*
Oh my I am truely on a jihad

>>34495293

Grrrrr you win this time.

>>34495211
No, it's you you useless twat.

Don't bother making a thread if you're not even gonna link it moron.

My girlfriend has started baking her own bread.

Fucking superb lads.

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>>34495304

beginners luck.

go again? no peeking

>>34495332
but it tastes like shit and costs more

>>34495338
Was a draw lad.

>>34495332
is she using her own yeast?

>>34495300
you sound like a stupid nigger chav when you use the word brap

cat decides to actually sit on my lap for once, immeditly need a piss.
why is life suffering?

>>34495383
Tastes like a 2.50 loaf from the local bakery and costs about 15p in ingredients to make. Maybe another 15p in oven energy, not quite sure what it costs when you break it down.

went to greggs the other day, it was fucking grim. I don't know what everyones been raving about.

>>34495418
you didn't spend 15p to buy flour, yeast, whatever else.

>>34495439
Are you a racist?

>>34495418
>2.50 loaf from the local bakery
Nowhere does bread cost this much. A tiger loaf is like a quid, and that's as good as bread gets.

>>34495460
i bet some poncy london bakery has posh bread for that

>>34495225
Lad. That chink doing a flip out of the window and then that shot of him running to the helicopter with the explosion in the background is top

>>34495449
A packet of flour is 35p and you get three loaves out of it. Yeast is a quid for a packet that will last for about 20 loaves. The only other thing you need is half a spoonful of salt and I don't need to tell you how much that costs obviously.
>>34495460
>>34495470
Yeah we're in London. And trust me, bread gets a LOT better than a tesco tiger loaf. You never had a sourdough loaf from a good bakery?

>>34495451
only if youre not white.

apparently my comments are not original.

>>34495497
>sourdough is good
oh you're literall clueless about taste, ok then

>>34495479
2 minute scene makes a 2 hour movie good

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>>34495225
The absolute fucking mad Korean

>>34495519
You think bread made in a supermarket from bleached flour is "as good as bread gets" and you're accusing me of being clueless about taste? You're a joke and you've probably hardly ventured out of your home town. I bet your idea of a decent bakery is Greggs.

>>34495545
>a business whose job is to make bread as good as possible to beat out the competition tastes worse than some cheapo flour and yeast home cooked "loaf"

Yeah mate. You are actually clueless.

>>34495595
Ok mate, you enjoy your Tescos.

>>34495612
Millions do. Enjoy pretending to enjoy whatever yeast infection comes out of your oven.

>>34495595
Obviously Tesco's main priority isn't to make the bread taste as good as possible. It's to make it cheaply, in huge quantities, using an industrial process that someone on minimum wage can manage.

>>34495439

Listen mate, you better be careful what you say about Greggs round here. One more word and I'll come round there and stuff a sausage roll up your nose.

Home made bread

+Cheap
-Requires effort
-Lasts half a day
-Easy to fuck up

Tesco bread

+Cheap
+Lasts a week or more
+You buy it and that's it

>>34495232
Are you implying my drawing wasn't photo realistic there buddy?

bath time yay

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>In tesco
>Cheeky Creme Egg in basket
>At checkout, realise it must have fallen through a hole in the basket at some point

>>34495700
What about taste? Isn't that a consideration for you? Or do you just not care?

>>34495643
How can you live with yourself?
Sure, bakeries in the UK are shit but that's because you lack a decent bread culture. There are some really good German bakers in London with god tier bread.
Besides that, home made bread will be much better than generic supermarket loafs, unless you're fucking retarded and can't bake nor cook whatsoever. I bet you only eat cornflakes and instant noodles.

>>34495723
I remember last year after easter they were selling creme eggs for 12p each, I bought about 20 of them in one go.

Can't wait until Easter when I can just eat as many as I want and not feel guilty.

>>34495679
>bread makers don't care how their bread tastes

Lmao you are actually a retard. Amazing how jealous you're getting that some of us don't have to waste money on an inferior product.

>>34495723
didnt you learn after that happened last time

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>>34495723
>In tesco
>3 creme eggs for 1quid
>Only one of em scans in the self-checkout
>Unexpected item in baggage area
>Autistically wait for a few minutes until staff comes to assist
>Forget how to use words and fail to defend my situation even though it was the fucking eggs' fault

Dammit why cant i send a post with pound sign? Has this always been a thing?

>>34495737
>buy a tiger baguette from sainsbury
>tastes better than anything you'd find in a german bakery

Now what?

>>34495768
I'm not the guy with the baking girlfirend. I buy my bread from tesco too, but I'm not daft enough to think it's the best in the world.

>>34495700
Home made bread is more expensive because of the equipment needed. You can't properly cook a loaf in a domestic oven.
t. baker

>>34495726
Bread is fucking bread mate, doesn't taste enough of anything for me to give a shit about the difference between mass produced and home made.

>>34495794
The point is that a home made loaf won't taste better.

>>34495842
I thought your point was that Tesco's tiger bread was "as good as bread gets"

>>34495856
Try reading the thread again, but yes that is correct.

>>34495822
What

Are you saying plastic bag shit is honestly better than a freshly baked loaf?

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>20 minutes after waking up
>still have morning wood
What's going on, lads. Is my benis broken?

the best bread is the one with bits of sausage in it

>arguing about bread

I love you guys so much

>>34495806
yes you can. You could even do it in the woods with a dutch oven and a fire.
Have you ever cooked anything else than bolognese?

>>34495874
The only difference is the crust and crust is for faggots.

>>34495900
>properly
If you want your bread to taste like shit you can cook it on a car engine. Learn how to read (and how to bake).

>>34495874
He's saying it doesn't matter. It's fucking bread

>>34495785

Yeah, that's why we often refer to them as bongs

ie. That escort costs 75 bong an hour

>>34495922
Where do you live where escorts are only 75 bong an hour?

>>34495930
Bradford and Exeter

>>34495922
I don't understand how I've never found this out, cheers

do they sell cream eggs all year round or just when its close to easter? my mum is convinced that they only sell them when its close easter but my friends tell me they sell them all year.

>>34495866
>That isn't my point, but that is my point

Looks like you're confused about this as you are about everything else.

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>>34494954
>>34494587
listening to a smidge of Dizzee Rascal, you gotta love a bit of early days Dizzee

>>34495962
No you fucking idiot. The point is that you're wasting time doing it yourself when you can buy better tasting products cheaper.
Whether or not the best of them is tiger bread is irrelevant.

>>34495953
They start selling them 1st January and have Halloween, Christmas versions too

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>>34495917
You're just a shit cook if you fail to make tasteful bread.

>>34495940

I just plucked a figure out of the blue, in Northampton they sometimes go as cheap as 75/hour

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I hate Britain and British culture but don't know why, and wish I were living in America
How do you guys cope?

>>34495981
You're arguing with a baker about bread

the fuck are you thinking

>>34495874
Most of these lads have never actually tried good bread or good food in general. They've never been to a decent bakery or a decent restaurant in their whole lives. In fact a lot of them might live in towns that don't have such a thing.

Can't really blame them for being so ignorant. And it's probably best for them that they haven't experienced better, because you don't miss what you've never had.

>>34495989
senpai, the USA is even worse.
Just go to the Netherlands.

>>34495989
why not go back to india, pajeet

>>34495993
A guy who works in the bakery department at tescos isn't a baker.

>>34495981
>I can cook bread in a bean tin in the woods and it tastes just as good as stuff from a bakery

>>34496000
Checked - I'm aware of America's faults but something about it still seems so tempting and liberating. But yeah holland's nice too
>>34496007
I'm a 'pure-blooded' British Isles mutt

>>34496016
>someone who bakes bread isn't a baker
what is he then

>>34496044
A minimum wage supermarket employee.

Real bakers who run real bakeries get paid serious money. The guy who bakes the bread at St. John's Food and Wine (regarded as one of the best in London) makes 10 grand a week.

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>get told how smart I am during development years
>hit the real world and find out that I'm very dumb compared to the real pros

I can't even get my head around basic concepts even with several people trying to explain it to me.

>>34496052
>put bread in an oven
>take it out when the alarm goes
>10k a week
what

>>34496067
He's not getting paid for making the dough and putting it in the oven.

He's getting paid for the 30+ years of learning how to be the best baker.

>>34495963
He moved to St Mary Cray, Orpington and got beaten up by travellers lol

>>34496052
>you're not a real baker unless you're on 10k a week

Mate, if he gets paid to bake things, he's a baker.

>>34495989
how is america any better? i do hate parts of the British culture, the way everyone is obsessed with drinking and drugs but its still a lot better than the likes of fucking india.

>>34496098
You don't have to be on 10k a week to be a baker

You just need to work in a bakery rather than a supermarket.

You think someone who works in Subway is a baker too?

>>34496082
>Orpington
I went to school there, it's not exactly the best place in 'London' (actually it's shit), nor does it have that wicked sick urban vibe you'd expect a rapper to want to live in. Why did he move there of all places?

>>34496110
Not him but I like their "can do" attitude and optimism to be the best, here people don't give a shit and have a "good enough" way of thinking. That's why this country is decaying because people don't take pride in being the best.

>>34495989
ever since I was a child in my mind ive seen America as better. not the people. just the place and the things.
now I would be labeled rockabilly but I don't listen to rockabilly.
more recently I would be a labeled as a hipster faggot. but im not that either.
I just find living a 50s American life preferable to what I see here.
chavs, grime, greyness, pakis, every element is negative.

I don't know how to reconcile those 2 things, im never gonna be able to live there. so I just build my own bubble here and avoid the outside as much as I can.

I know this is totally the wrong place to be saying this but ah fuck it.

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>>34496082
the second time he left the county he got stabbed six times, you'd think he would get the message and stay put

>>34496139
The places in America where people genuinely put that attitude into practice are pretty expensive to live in though mate.

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>stay up to watch the football
>leeds lose to sutton united

>>34496140
I've lived there and travelled extensively through the US. Some parts of it are better than the UK but most of it is worse.

>>34496117
They don't bake bread in subway.

>tfw will never own a small, comfy bar

>>34495940
You can't live 2 places at once lad. Are you at uni? Let me end you

tfw taken to smoking my cig butts ree

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>>34495989
please move far away so there is more bangers and mash, and these bad boys for me (pic related)

>>34496179

Drunks would spoil your fun

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>>34496178
They do bake bread in Subway.

You never been in one? They bake it in full view.

>>34496213
What the hell is rotisserie style chicken?

Just roast chicken?

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>>34496110
I'm not really sure why it seems so much more appealing, it just does. It's probably similar to how some weeaboos may view Japan as comparatively utopian. I feel like if I lived there I'd have friends, for sure
>>34496140
Also some of this, to me the embodiment of Britain is just decay and greyness and unfulfilled people toiling away at their boring shitty job. Even though most of that's just part of life for grown men in this century, America just seems more pleasant

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>>34496177
well im not talking Detroit.
pic related is what I want. white house, bit of land to keep my project cars on and a garage to fix em up.
modest waifu, not some slag that's trying to be a man.

>>34496219
>rotisserie style chicken?

Rotisserie means they cook it on a rotating spit.

>>34496213
Then yeah, the person doing the baking is a baker.

>>34496140
Agreed. Even the nicer places to live here are nothing compared to what they have in the states. It must be the result of having such an old crowded island for a country, nowhere is left untouched and 100's of people have been shitting the same plot of land up before it became yours.

For example I can go outside now and find relics of what used to be here 100's of years ago such as random chunks of concrete stones outside and cracked streets and driveways that nobody wants to responsibility of maintaining.

>>34496052
>Real bakers who run real bakeries
I worked at a small independent bakery before and I was on minimum wage. We made pasties though, not bread

>>34496140
90% of the US is second world tier. There are only a handful of cities that maintain a first world lifestyle.

>>34496249
>cracked streets and driveways that nobody wants to responsibility of maintaining.

I'm guessing you've never been to America right? Their infrastructure is completely fucked.

Check out Terminal 1 in JFK airport and then tell me that America is well maintained.

>Treat myself to a sunday bath
>Put a damp wash cloth over my face thinking it would be comfy
>Suddenly feel like I can't breathe and am drowning

D-Did I just waterboard myself?


>>34496176
Slippy Gerrard strikes again

>>34496294
You did, and now you know why it needs to stay illegal

>>34496139
>That's why this country is decaying because people don't take pride in being the best.

fair point but from my experience most people are like this regardless. people normally only try to be the best in something if they have a passion for it. the usa is such a big country so they are bound to have areas where people have more middle class attitudes. half of the uk is working class, and influenced by a working class culture because of how small the country is.

at work and i've already had two spliffs, i keep excusing myself to get some alone time

i've worked here for like two years but it's just fucking miserable now

>>34496306
In most of the UK people have a "Who do you think you are?" attitude if you try to better yourself.

It's pathetic.

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>>34495784
No I didn't, that's two eggs I've been denied now

Hopefully I'll remember next time

>>34496213

Have you actually seen bread baking in those ovens though?

They just shove rolls in there to warm up

>>34496340
It's baked from a frozen dough that's delivered to the shop, but Tescos do the same for most of their baked goods too.

>>34496336
Crab pot mentality, people subconsciously don't want to be overtaken. Especially people who put all their effort into being a physically hard guy but don't have the capacity to be bigger guy mentally.

>>34496140
>chavs, grime, greyness, pakis, every element is negative.

its just working class shit though. america has the same sorta shit going on but because the country is so big they dont clash as much. our country is small as fuck and the diversity of wealth between rich and poor is rising.

>>34496221
>I feel like if I lived there I'd have friends, for sure

you just feel this way because you have grew up watching american tv shows and shit. i felt the same way when i was a kid. america is better than england if you're rich. if you cant make friends here, you probably wont in america. people in america are generally more obnoxious. most people in england are pretty nice and chill.

>>34496366
Someone who bakes is a baker.

>>34496393
Is someone who wanks a wanker?
Is someone who makes their own meals a chef?

>>34496388
Or people who put no effort into anything at all, yet still think they know it all.

Plenty of them in this thread.

>get a job in a call centre
>my first time being around people in 5 years
>the normies only talk about capeshit and youtube celebrities

It's much worse than I could've ever imagined.

Normie genocide when?

>>34496294
You're meant to put it over your eyes/forehead, dummy.

>>34496431
it's a normie world, we're just living in it

>>34496423
Well, yeah. They are just nouns describing a person who does an action.

>>34496425
I've seen it happen for real too many times, some people start to act funny with you the moment you try and pull yourself out of the primordial soup. Just those people people tend to be known for spending most of their time getting drunk and watching football.

>>34496431
Better than my place. They just talk about their boring lives. At least I can fake my way through a conversation about capeshit quite well.

>>34496431

>call centre

You're in for a treat

>>34496336
>"Who do you think you are?"

well normally if someone procrastinates alot and follows the lad culture, they will think that because they find the other person threatening to their life style, they are insecure. some guy in my uni hates a girl because she studies a lot for example. the same thing probably happens in america too. look at the jock culture in america, they probably bully people for being "nerds".

>>34496431
DWP call centre or private sector?

>>34496431
what do you expect? the plebs have always liked shit stuff. the people in my uni only ever talk shit about other people.

>>34496458
>spending most of their time getting drunk and watching football.

Or spending most of their time watching anime and playing video games.

The normies and robots are the same.

Is there any point in staying in the UK if I can't get on the bennies wagon and there's no work that will hire me? Place is even more expensive after the fucking pound dunked. Where's a good place to escape to?

>>34496504
It depends on what you are.

>>34496495
>The normies and robots are the same.

they both waste their time doing pointless shit. the difference is that the normies have adapted to their culture so they fit in and can enjoy themselves while robots have been chastised.

>>34496504
Poland - not even joking. They're expanding rapidly and it's dirt cheap to live there.

>>34496504
Germany is a good shout. Generous bennies, cheap cost of living, similar standard of living to the UK.

>>34496460
I used to read comics when I was a kid and I could fit in well in a capeshit discussion but, I don't really know how to phrase this, they don't really discuss the things they're talking about.

They'll say a few words about something then someone else will say a few words which will add nothing to the conversation, it's like they have no idea what they're talking about but they're forced to talk about it because it's popular.

The only time I've seen them having a meaningful conversation was when they were discussing the history of local nightclubs but apart from that it's as if they have no idea how to hold a conversation.

>>34496482
Private. Is the public sector better?

>>34496504
I looked at overseas properties on rightmove, you can buy houses in Italy for surprisingly cheap

>>34496567

Public sector anything is slightly better. It's still a call centre in the end though.

>>34496567
maybe you're just judging people harshly. you're in a working enviroment so its not like these people are choosing to talk with eachothe, they are kinda forced to because they happen to work the same job. its awkward having a meaningful conversation with someone you only know from work, especially when you take into consideration how easily people are offended when politics is mentioned. lots of normies read comic books, and watch anime, they sell graphic novels in hmv lol. its also awkward to talk with people you dont exactly have anything in common with. if you're just standing there judging them, you're not much better.

>>34496583
Yeah but there's no jobs there.

>tfw the only normie thing i like is football
>tfw somehow manage to only get jobs where the normies talk about other things

at least i can make small talk about which teams are doing well

>>34496677
what else do they talk about?

football is the most normal thing to talk about in my city. i personally hate it.

>>34496711
rugby or celebrities or normie tv like stranger things

I have a few lumps on my body I don't want to be there.
but if I go to the docs they will just tell me to go home, the nhs has more important things to be doing.

meanwhile pajeet comes here and gets a bionic penis.

>>34496716
sounds depressing. how can you even talk about celebrities?

>>34496677
>the normies
>likes football

Get the fuck out normal fag scum.

>>34496848
i dont know why anyone would sit there and follow football if they are an outcast. dont like football myself but i can see why normies get into it.

I feel like I'm stoned in a way. Someone upset me last night and I want to destroy shit on a massive scale. So to cope, it's like my brain has decided to go a little lazy.

I'm sat here, eyes half open listening to romantic songs on repeat. Feeling dissociated

how viable is living in your car

>>34496896
upset you how, friendo?

let it all out

>>34496924
It would be foolish to ruminate lad

>>34496956
problem shared is a problem halved and all that

if you don't want to talk about it then that's fair enough though lad

>>34496922
In winter? Not very. When things get warmer, yes.

Or you could drive down to Italy/Spain and live in your car there. Not very good if you're trying to get your life together but it's great if you are just doing it for fun.

>>34496833
at least football is entertaining to watch, who even has time to remember shit about who celebrities date

>>34496848
football isnt inherently normie to enjoy

>>34496922
nobody ever thinks of the psychological effect this will have on them. living long term in a cramped uncomfortable space.

>>34497026
Oh c'mon. Are you fucking joking?

>>34497000

football is low iq degenerate shit for chavs and minorities.

Even celebrity gossip is more entertaining and intelligent, even talking about trump is more high brow than that shit.

>>34497106
>low iq degenerate shit for chavs and minorities.

most chavs dont really care about football. football is more of a normie thing.

celebrity gossip is retarded. most celebrtiies people talk about are just entertainers that live normal lives. why does anyone give a fuck about who brad pitt is fucking. no one knows them on a personal level so what is even the point in talking about it. even when they talk about trump or obama is retarded because none of them study politics

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>All NATO members opposed the unilateral Icelandic extension.[37] The British declared that their trawlers would fish under protection from their warships in three areas: out of the Westfjords, north of Horn and to the southeast of Iceland. All in all, 20 British trawlers, four warships and a supply vessel were inside the newly declared zones. This deployment was expensive; in February 1960 Lord Carrington, the minister responsible of the Royal Navy, reported that his ships near Iceland had expended half a million pounds sterling worth of oil since the new year and that a total of 53 British warships had taken part in the operations.[38] Against this Iceland could deploy seven patrol vessels[39] and a single PBY-6A Catalina flying boat.[40]
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Going to get chinese takeout lads, really looking forward to it

>>34497171
Nice, what are you getting friendo?

>On Skype conference call with colleagues because we have a big meeting tomorrow.
>Boss says "Will we take a break?"
>Female colleague says "Yeah I gotta go to the toilet"
>Boss says "Ok, just make sure to leave your computer, I don't want to see you go to the toilet"
>I said "Speak for yourself!" as a joke
>Everyone laughs
>Conference call ends a little later
>Female colleague sends me a message later saying "So do you want to see me go to the toilet?"
>I say "Yeah"
>She calls me back on skype and I watch her piss
>"Did you enjoy that?"
>"Yeah"
>"Good"
>She hangs up.

Had a wank about it but now I'm a bit nervous on how to approach it tomorrow.

>>34497178
Something spicy and unhealthy

>>34497179
Yo what the fuck anon

>>34497171
Just ordered Vapiano delivery. Looking forward to a good meal and then going for a long walk.

>>34497179
Was this real in your mind or does this kind of thing actually happen in the outside world

Help us counter this bullshit please fellow brits

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/171928

Sign on to this counter petition

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/179047/sponsors/D1t2atmnrgd0U9OzE3ZI

>>34497211
It really happened.

She's not hot though.

>>34497210
No, don't walk. Lay down in your bed and eat it

>>34497231
Obviously I'm going to eat it and then go for the walk later while I'm all fueled up from the pasta. Then probably eat my tomato soup after the walk to heat me back up.

>>34497155

lol no, football is pretty much a shitskin/nigger thing along with inbred chavs singing and shouting and the occasional retarded kid and his dad.

>>34497257
No, don't do that. Listen to ME

>>34497216
doesn't say what nate allens petition is.

they probably ignore it anyway like they do every petition

>>34497281
I only listen to people I respect. Why should I respect you?

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>tfw got a big titty nurse gf
>tfw she's taking me on holiday in February

How are you lads doing in the search for love?

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>>34497274
>football is pretty much a shitskin/nigger thing

yea all those brown football crowds at every game.

>>34497311
Not bad mate, I also have a gf with big tits. It's good eh?

>>34497026
>watching millionaires do some inane task
Yeah, it is.

>>34497274
>inbred chavs singing and shouting and the occasional retarded kid and his dad.

you mean the working class? but no, its mostly white people in england that are into football.

>>34497198

>chinese takeaway
>spicy

nigga get some spring rolls and lots of noodles to go with your pork stews and other pork dishes.

>>34497216
Haha the counter petition doesn't even have 5 signatures.

Go and suck Daddy Trump's cock.

>>34497179
What really happened:
>>Conference call ends a little later
>Come into work and find a summons for a sexual harassment tribunal
>Lose my job

How do i get over this sinking feeling of dread that i feel at the bottom of my stomach every sunday, in anticipation of Monday?

>>34497324
Pretty good, she's got super sensitive nipples too, I thought big tits would mean less sensitivity overall.

>>34497347

you should see how many fucking pakis there are here in manchester (I live 5 minutes away from the stadium), even had a paki bus parade once.

Maybe I should rephrase it, in terms of football attendance, it's predominantly an inbred chav thing, but if you were to just ask people at work or outside you're guaranteed to have a yes from any nigger and a good chance from shitskins, while only the chavy looking fucks will say they're real fans of football.

>>34497282
>>34497354
ignore america posts
hide america posts

>>34497216
It's pathetic that count petitions are even made. It shows a complete lack of understanding of how the system works.

>>34497365
Nah I don't work for a big corporation. There's only 50 of us and the boss is a sound guy. We don't even have an HR department.

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>I don't follow football

>>34497311
>>34497324
Post pics or shut up you normie retards

>>34497470
>Sharing photos of my beautiful gf with a load of lazy fuckers who don't deserve to gaze upon her lovely tits

As if mate. If you wanted a big tit gf you should have sorted your life out.

>I'm a creep for not having social media

*rolls eyes as I return to more intellectual persuites*

>>34497389
must just be your city or something. here in liverpool near enough everyone follows football regardless of their race. i have never been into it, and never want to get into football. not too many pakis here, just the odd one running a shop

>>34497509
>can't back up his claims with a single bit of evidence

I love blowing the fuck out of liars like you in these threads.

>>34497513
>>I'm a creep for not having social media

do normies actually think this? i dont use facebook and no one has ever really said anything.

>>34497377
Quit your job wagie. NEET here and I always have a feeling of dread, its easier to tolerate when it's constant. You get used to it.

>>34497546
Yeah according to Connor Wade, he considers it a "warning sign".

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>>34497521
I'm >>34497311, this is a key ring she gave to me when we together on new years

>>34497521
>Having a girlfriend is unrealistic and unbelievable

Very sad little life you must have. Good luck at sorting it out. Just remember that you get out of life what you put into it.

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>>34495217
I ate my left over takeaway from yesterday and now i have no food, and its raining. Time to play total war i guess.

Its also very cold i need someone to warm me up please.

>>34497566
Posted that pic because I think he's an idiot, I am normie as fuck now and I barely use social media and it's never been an issue

>>34497577
I can tell she's fit even from that tiny photo. Good work.

>>34497546
dumb people actually fell for the 100% of loners are up to something meme

>>34497577
>a blurry photo in a keychain is somehow proof
Hahaha, so desperate to pretend you have a girlfriend.
How about actually posting a timestamp of the pair of you in an intimate act? You know, actually do something that proves you're the person in the image and you have a girlfriend.

Oh, you can't? Oh... I wonder why. KEK

>>34497587
Go cuddle your fuckbuddy then you normie scum

>>34497599
>eyes further apart than a hammerhead and two chins visible
>fit

>>34497562
You on welfare or some shit?
I dont wanna be a NEET loser I want to do something, i just hate it

>>34497517

>scaly town

I can't imagine a more chav and white trash part of england, so im not surprised at how different your experience is.

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>>34497618
well obviously we are both busy and i cannot...

>>34495119
>>34495155

need me to help you clean it? :)

>>34497622
>Her elbows are too pointy

You've got unrealistic expectation from too much porn use mate.

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>>34497599
She's alright looking, I've been with more attractive girls but she's a great person and actually likes me back

>>34497657
>women in porn aren't real women
what are they then

>>34497628
Saved money before leaving my job. This is only temporary. Don't know how people can be NEETs for life its depressing doing nothing.

>>34497659
Yeah especially since you're a ginger, you're doing well.

>>34497664
They are real women. You just won't get to shag any of them.

>>34497675
>a munter is better than nothing
>being this much of a cuck

>>34496126
I aint got a clue, lad. It's a shithole. I'm from Star Lane, I'm sure you've heard of it. He turned up at Keddles MMA gym in Mary Cray where I box did a couple of sessions then never came back. Was a bit weird

>>34497179
haha you're either the luckiest lad going

or in a few hours your life will be over

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>>34497689
That picture is really distorted, I lost the original and she had another one made for me which was nice. It makes my head look long as fuck.

She's a little chubby but I like it desu

>>34497675
Meme's aside I've never had an issue with girls because I'm ginger

>>34497717
>picture of some random girl(?) whose face we can't see

This still isn't proof. Just because she's below average doesn't mean it's more believable.

>>34497717
She looks a bit of a pleb but fuckable enough

Not bad for a guy who looks like a teenage Stephen Merchant without glasses

>>34495217
been stood in the cold helping a mate in his garden earlier just at my mums now
i think i'm going to treat myself to some time on my tablet tomorrow. just started reading fun with a pencil and i'm gonna do some stuff out of there

what exactly do you do at the job centre?

i always talk about signing on since im having trouble finding work and hate being NEET but my family and friends all keep telling me not to and that its the worst experience they ever had

is this true? how is it so bad? getting money and help to get employed cant be so bad can it?

>>34497566
who the fuck is connor wade?

>>34497604
fuck em. if they are stupid enough to think that then they are not even worth being friends with.

i mostly dont use social media because i cant be bothered with people who i dont really like trying to talk with me, and i hated getting tagged in pictures.

>>34497717
>tfw girls who look like this find boyfriends
>tfw I never get asked out

I'm definitely not uglier than her, wtf

>>34497689
>If she's not in porn, she's a munter
>I'd rather wank than reproduce
>I will die alone

You're the cuck.

>>34497781
who are you quoting?
pretty girls exist and some do porn, what you've posted isn't an attractive woman

>>34497631
>>scaly town

its just a stereotype desu. there are plenty of nice people here. most people stop being chavy once they get to about 18.

>>34497311
>be with girl since late Year 10
>go to uni's separate from each other
>distance is too much to bear
>break up
>still banging and still emotionally close just not exclusive
>4th "anniversary" on Wednesday
>she coming up
>pizza express, la la land and lots of fucking
Not bad thank but certainly a little perplexing

>>34497717
she doesnt look ugly, just mentally challenged somehow from her facial expression and stance tbqh

>>34497706
Wow, that sounds pretty surreal. Then again, there are a fair few wiggers in Orpnam' obsessed with grime. Did you ever meet the guy?

>>34497796
>Pretty girls exist

Not in your bedroom mate.

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>tfw have a bigass rice cooker and can make some mean super sour tamarind and pork soup/stew
>no idea how to make those amazing sweet/savory pork stews they serve from the buffet

I literally have to just dump the ingredients in and it will turn out fine, but I can't fucking figure out the ingredients.

>>34496234
whats your project car? Firebird ftw.

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>>34497605
She lived in Plymouth for the last 3 years and I'm in East Kent, we were in Sixth Form together here but I said we should keep things casual because I couldn't make any promises with us being so far apart.

I went to uni and so did she, we kept in contact and now she's getting a nursing job in London so we'll be a lot closer.

>>34497749
Idk what I can do for you, that's the only picture I have of us together. This is the last message she sent me

>>34497780
She's alright looking and is a great person like I said, you probably have a shitty personality that needs some introspection if you are actually decent looking and can't find someone

>>34497842
you ever heard of google, lad?

Might go and visit a friend and my auntie in Syndey next winter break

anyone been to Australia before lads?

>>34497655
sure, not sure how you'd manage but you could give it a try

you bloody normie

>>34497778
>nobody replies to an actual important post
>everybody replies to some normie scumbag flaunting his stacy around

>>34497862
Fuck off you fucking normie reeeeeeeeeeeeee faggot attentionwhore

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>>34497822
I had the same with this girl, we became fuck buddies in Sixth Form and I told her I didn't want something serious because of the distance and she was okay with it.

Met up quite a bit in the last 6 months or so, in your situation it just sounds like she's using you and playing emotions so she can get dick on the side

>>34497767
Like I said lad, the pic is distorted as fuck, I think I'm average looking pic related

>>34497825
She's actually really smart, got a 1st in her degree and has just got a job in London that will pay around 40k a year with bonuses

>>34497881
I'm sick of telling people, at least 3 people have asked in the past fortnight.

Fucking read the threads normie cunt.

>>34497833
i can pull one up on screen right now mate

>>34497778
My parents basically forced me into signing on, I only ever went there once because I found a job about a week later.

It's kind of annoying when I think about some people who got out of uni and their parents paid them to travel for a year.

I wasn't even allowed to doss about for two months.

>>34497862
How convenient that she "isn't around" for you to actually prove any of this.
Very amusing.

>>34497856
in the ideal situation id be collecting anything that people were scrapping, then sell them on to others to restore for a little profit.
for myself, my eras anything upto 59.

living in the uk, the one car I aim to own is a 59 Cadillac. probably not for a daily driver.
id quite like a 20/30s Harley or indian motorcycle too.
I just love the idea of getting rusty things and restoring them.

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hello, lads. hope you are all having a smashing day. im getting ready for work tomorrow and i am downloading a film for tonight while i eat a chippy.

>>34497171
I was going to get a salt and pepper munchie box with curry sauce but the chicken in the fridge had to be used.

What did you get?

>>34498005

That's excellent, keep fighting interest and individualism wherever you find it, Captain Bland.

>>34494708
My dad is starting to go loopy but I have no car so finding a job is stupidly hard without having to travel by about 3 trains a day. Being stuck in the same house with him is becoming to grate on my mind.

why have kays videos been infrequent recently? is the meme over lads?

>>34497778
>what exactly do you do at the job centre?

you basically see a person once a week and you talk to them about job opportunities and shit like that.

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>>34498000
I did a junk bike up last year, something that I wouldn't care too much if it was stolen.
satin black is a meme but idgaf
enjoyed the shit out of myself doing it.

I see a lot of those shitty one page webcomics about people in their mid 20s who're all lonely and shit. If you ever look into them they're usually drawn by some dickhead tumblr artist with a million friends and bf/gf.

What's it all about, is being lonely a meme or something now?

>>34497995
lol

orginal cumment

>>34497171
>takeout

Get out of this thread you fucking infiltrator. It's takeaway. It's always been fucking takeaway. Spies out

>>34498085
Being lonely and reclusive has been a popular normie meme for a long time

>>34498058
I think and hope that she is building up to something epic. Like Uninterrupted footage of her making a full Sunday roast with all the trimmings.

>>34498085
actual normies think they are lonley but they dont know what really loneliness is

What the fuck does "keeping things casual" even mean?

I don't get normies. How can you go weeks and months without seeing someone you like and be fine with it? I'd rather have nothing than occasionally meeting up with some slag who's probably fucking other guys the rest of the time. She's not your gf if you're meeting up once every 3 months to fuck for a few days.

>>34498084
Do you ride that on your way to meet clients? You fucking rentpoof.

>>34498149
It means
>If I'm gagging for cock and get any I'll give you a ring
Ditch that bitch.

>>34498149
For us it meant me driving over to her place, picking her up and going back to mine to fuck all day in summer while my parents were at work. Meant no actual relationship or serious attatchment, I didn't want a long distance relationship and made the clear to her from the get go.

Now she's moving to London and I'll be in Reading for my masters which means neither of us need to spend 70 quid in petrol and drive for 5-6 hours just to see each other

>>34497876
i'm great with my tongue, and we can share the smell and taste together.

On a train home from staying at qt Asians house.
Fat robot, fat lesbian, and an autistic skinny guy in st john ambulance windbreaker.
Fat robot pretending he has a female friend with 9/10 body actually closer to 10/10. Lesbian saying she has no friends and is jealous. And autobot drooling saying I want frankie and bennies

Was there a London based /britfeel/ meet up I missed out on?

>>34498111
>>34498147
These comics are usually unironic too right? Even thought these people are surrounded by friends, relatives and legions of fans telling them how great they are.

It's like those comics where really good looking outgoing people draw themselves as ugly people. It's even worse when good looking women draw themselves as ugly and make out they are too awkward to talk to guys.

>>34498149
>if something better comes along I won't feel guilty about leaving you

>>34498084
thats pretty neat, but im pretty sure you just took a picture of a shit bike and a nice bike

>>34498207
>Meant no actual relationship or serious attatchment

Whats the point then?

Why waste your time with a slag when you could find someone nearby?

need some new jeans lads. what's a good place that's not to expensive? ie under 50 quid

>>34498275
Because finding a local one is a lot of effort? A girl you fuck with no emotional commitment is the best kind of relationship you can have with a female.

>>34498208
I mean my foreskin doesn't retract enough to get your togune under, I recently saw glans opening for the first time when flaccid but its still a long way from going all the way over and its too sensitive to touch
your tongue would be the first thing to clean it ever

>>34498227
never read any of these comics you're referring to tbqh. i try not to read shite. the people making these comics are probably insecure, and dont realize how fortunate they actually are, they have probably never experienced having no friends. why do you even read this shit? you can read manga online for free

>>34498286
Anywhere. If you're paying more than 20 quid for jeans you're a mug and getting played.

>>34498286
river island is decent, ive got three pairs from there and they are smashing.

>>34498288
>A girl you fuck with no emotional commitment is the best kind of relationship you can have with a female.

Sad!

>>34498303
What planet are you living on?
You can't get a pair of mens jeans for less than 20 quid these days. Except maybe Primark. And they rip easily.

>>34498303
>If you're paying more than 20 quid for jeans you're a mug and getting played.

this is why robots have poor fashion sense

>>34498316
Men are better for everything else. A vagina is the only asset a woman has over a man.

>>34498296
They're usually posted on various other boards as a way to induce rage.

Manga where those sorts of things happen are far more relateable though because I can very well imagine a Jap being a loser who had to watch his high school crush get fucked by some Chad so there's a sense of realism to it.

It doesn't work when it's some hot American girl trying to play like she has trouble talking to guys.

>>34498286
I usually wait for a sale. Got two pairs of decent quality jeans for 70 quid.
Other than that I'd usually go h&m. Quality can be hit and miss though. Had jeans last 4/5 years before. Then had jeans lasting a year. So be careful. Feel them lol.

The bus I caught went right past my ex's place and I dunno what the fuck happened but I caught myself halfway down the path to the flat by the time I realised what the fuck I was doing.

>>34498275
I'm really lazy, she liked me and we had a good time together. I didn't give a shit about girls in sixth form so I never bothered building up a reputation with anyone in particular

Don't you find it annoying when shops change where things are? Or how they always put the freshest products at the back of the shelf?

For them to bang on about "customer focus" their business practices leave a lot to be desired.

>>34498155
that's a pretty good insult well done.

>>34498259
that would have been less effort.
it just went in the garage cos I don't even go anywhere.

>>34498286
ebay for some bnwot, worn once jeans.
if you are tearing jeans then yea you probably need to spend a bit more for a heavier gauge.

>>34498324
http://www.marksandspencer.com/l/men/jeans

15 quid mate for high end stuff from M&S
If you're on a budget then look at Asda, Tesco, Matalan, Primark etc. for some good alternatives.

I hate fashion lads

Jeans are the most uncomfortable thing ever but you're seen as weird if you dont wear them

>>34498400
Chances are they aren't even jeans, they're cotton trousers made to look like denim jeans

>>34498400
I wear jogging bottoms. Comfortable and functional.

>>34498363
Sale jeans were superdry btw.
Other recommendations:
>Next
>Gap
>Uniqlo
>TK Maxx
>any warehouse or outlet or discount shop

I have eaten my chinese takeaway. I am now pooping

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>Jeans

never fallen for this meme, never worn them in my life

>>34498368
Lad you need to find some way of getting that anger out harmlessly, I'm getting worried you're going to actually murder someone and it's absolutely not worth that

please try to find some catharsis that won't end with blood on your hands and your hands in cuffs

>>34498376
>Don't you find it annoying when shops change where things are?

Tesco does it all the time. They have the eggs over with the fucking bread, washing up liqid in two different parts of the store, they keep moving the foreign food sections, cheese isn't even close to the milk, bacon on a different aisle from the rest of the meat.

>>34498349
>It doesn't work when it's some hot American girl trying to play like she has trouble talking to guys.

i imagine its probably just kids making shit like this. kids always make cringy stuff as a way to express themselves.

post some if you dont mind. cant really recall seeing any but i probably have.

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>>34498398
>15 quid mate for high end stuff
how do you define high end?

if your jeans cant stand up on their own theyre probably not high end.

>>34498340
>le boobies homo

>>34498398
Fair. Without trying them I can't really judge. However I'd would be hesitant about the quality of the denim however. They are a tenner cheaper than all the other jeans they have for a reason.

>>34498440
You speak as if you're familiar with me.
Are my posts that easily identifiable?

>>34498438
The fuck do you wear then

>>34498400
Jeans are comfy, rugged and hard to get dirty. They're the perfect casual wear.

>>34498438
Bet when you were a babby your mummy put you in some little tiny jeans.

Checkmate, abstainer of levis.

>>34498453
Any trousers can do this if you rinse them with starch.

>>34498451
I only see them infrequently so I've never bothered to save them, I might start compiling in the future for moments like this.

Lads can someone Vacaroo the following:

'My little belly baby, I love you so much'

>>34498286
Asos but avoid their own brand jeans, they're pretty rubbish

>>34498527
why
what do you mean by this

>>34498494
tracksuit bottoms, old umbro and addias shit
>>34498501
she did but I rejected them instantly after tryign them on and she sent them back

>>34498453
you are asking the wrong place if you want fashion advice. you are on r9k, most people here dont give a fuck about looking good because they dont go outside. just go on littlewoods or something.

>>34498565
Must be the guy from Liverpool if that's all he wears.

>>34498058

Kay OUT Mrs. Nihaan IN.

https://youtu.be/CEyBxubfiZ8

>>34498058
Lee is the producer, but he thinks he can make it big singing covers of christmas songs on his own channel so has been spending all his time doing that.
It's sad to watch.

>>34498575
im not the one who was asking. im just arguing for the sake of arguing

>>34498580
shut in neet from yorkshire

>>34498584
DESIGNATED cooking video

>>34498598

I knew Lee would get a big head eventually, you could see the power trip he got from the constant taste testing. Hovering his thumb like he was Caesar.

>>34498565
>tracksuit bottoms,

you are clearly a neet or autistic. tracksuit bottoms are fine for in the house, or doing something like going on a little walk but wearing track suits on a proper outing would look retarded. especially umbro ones. some tracksuit bottoms can look alright but not fucking umbro. bloody ell lad, dont give people fashion advice.