What would you do if you were in his place?

definitely move seats and not just sit there awkwardly.
>132x180
kek good job

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>>34494532
I would tell her I can notice the smartphone oddly aimed at me while you are doing something funny. I would tell her I wish we lived in an age where social media did not exist since it kills my confidence in doing something weird.

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Go home hand masturbate.
Catchy filename by the way.

>>34494532
i thought robots were joking when they said that women literally throw themselves at chad

>>34494532
is't hard to tell if she looks nice or not.
But because there is camera I wouldn't do anything, I just go

Tbh I'd really want to make a move but since I'm in public and being filmed it's not worth doing anything. Maybe see if she gets off and follow her to somewhere secluded desu

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>>34494532
>doing that shit
Do whatever floats your boat mam'
>touching me with that hand
"You made contact with me without my consent. Please stop or suffer the consequences"
>of course everybody would continue
>grab leather gloves from my bag, wear them, beat the shit out of her, grab the phone of the one who filmed and steal it, run towards home around random blocks, walk normally without gloves when I'm sure nobody tracked me, shave, wear different apparel for a while, get rid of phone
Changing seats is for faggots.

>>34494532

I would ask for better quality

Would tell her lets wait until we get a apartment.
The train stops
run home because pussy's scary

>yfw you realize if she got his hand in her pants, the clip would have been a cut from there to her screaming about being assaulted

Hate this fucking world, man. I'd swear that women could publicly plot to attack a guy on social media, actually do it and somehow still get the cudge to rule in their favor.

>>34494532
Tell that whore not to touch me

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>>34494884
>I would ask for better quality
the best I could do

Punch that bitch in the face

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>>34494532
Move seats.
But can you imagine if it was the other way around? A guy masturbating in public next to a woman... It would basically be a "rape" for a western women if the guy was white.
I wonder if she even had to deal with any repercussions, probably not

>>34494532
Why is the lady moving so much? Is she hurt?

>>34494532
Get up do a 360 and walk away. Seeing female masturbating in public looks unhygienic

>>34494532
This is about manspreading, isn't it?

I hate tumblr.

>>34494532
I dunno what's going on here but t b h I'd assume it's some sort of bait and I'm being recorded

>girl wants to be a degenerate in public
>can't do it without looking like a degenerate
>have someone record it
>LOL ITS OK IT WAS JUST A PRANK XD

>>34494532

I would do the same thing she was doing

>"This is how you do it stupid woman"

>get attacked by woman
>defend yourself
>get arrested for assault

>>34494532
>she touched his hand with her hand covered in grool

fucking disgusting I would move seats and cut my hand off

If dude did this next to girl he'd be in jail by now and labeled as perv and deviant till the end of his life

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>>34494532
I'd finger fug her sweet pussy.

I'm not gay, fegit.

>>34495482
one of the only real niggas on this board, respect

>Tfw the only reason he doesn't act on it is because he's getting filmed

Has there ever been a bigger cockblock in history?

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DUHHHHHHH IF A MAN DID DAT HE GET IN TRUBEL

DUHHHHHHHHH I SO SMART I MUST BE FERST PERSON TO TINK OF DAT

>>34494590
Such a horrible photo.

Makes me happy she lost

>>34495501
I would have preferred this with an apu

I'd help her out. Probably fuck her, only if she contesnted

>>34495501
Angry roastie detected, go kill yourself.

>Accuse her of sexual harassment.
>Hopefully get some money out of there.

Would politely tell her that I just got to an exciting chapter in the book and I have to finish it.

>>34494532
Elbow the cunt in the fucking face.

>>34494532
Could you just punch her in the face and just say that you were protecting yourself and potentially others from a lunatic trying to spread HIV, i mean all you need is a open wound and youre fucked if that shit is smeared into it and that beast probably isnt declawed so she could easly inflict said open would to you.

>>34495525
Enjoy your STDs. She's obviously high as fuck.

>>34495621
sure, faggot. that's a marvelous idea.

>>34494532
I would have to hit. She doesn't know my name, I don't know her's, we're strangers and we'll probably never see each other again, so if she regrets it and decided to cry rape in the morning (if she even remembers what happened), she has no one to snitch on.

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>just sitting there and not telling her to fuck off
>letting her touch your hand

What a fucking beta

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>>34495496
Real recognises real.

Say real ma nigguh.

>>34495685
how about YOU touch my WEE WEE

you MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34495762
*touch your wee wee*

>>34495780
NOW SNIFF IT

SNIFF MY WEE WEE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34495803
*sniff your ass*

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Probably start sweating and laughing awkwardly.

>>34495835
KEEP SNIFFIN, LANE KIFFIN
YOU ALMOS DERE IN DE AREA MON

>>34494532
I fucked a crazy chick this way, we were making out 5 minutes after I met her on the bus, she was a bit ugly and schizophrenic but I still had fun. Luckily I didn't catch anything and I had a wart on my dick anyways so I probably gave her HPV if she didn't already have it(probably did).


I'd never do that shit again, at the time I was suicidal so I didn't care about stds.

>>34495884
*put dick in ur butthole*

>>34495899
well ok.

BUT ONLY TWO STROKES AND THAT'S IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34494532
If there wasn't someone filming (Leads me to believe it might've been a setup) I would go for it.

what the fuck, is it normal for Chad to meet complete strangers who are instantly into him like this? Not mad or jealous or anything, this is just absurd and surreal.

http://is2.4chan.org/tv/1485703716075.webm

>>34495009
This is a fetish i didn't know i had. Is there any more like this?

>>34494698
If you go outside you will see that women literally cum from even seeing chad. A lot of things on r9k aren't memes, women really are whores.

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>>34494590
>>34495511
I just realized they were taking selfies.

I always used to feel really bad for Hillary in this picture and wonder what they were looking at.

I don't feel as bad for Hillary now that I know, but I feel even worse for modern society.

Fuck.

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I would be very upset.

Absolutely disgusting.

>>34494937
Fucking cudges

>>34494532
i would stop man spreading and let that poor women scratch her cavern of a cunt in peace

I'd just give her my number and ignore her after.

>>34496587
Yeah... YEAH that works.
I like it.

>>34494532
What song/stuff was he listening to?

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>>34494590
>only the women are talking selfies

Why do they NEED attention? fuck

>>34498197
Market display for chad to pick and choose

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>>34494590
What a fucking picture. These are the last men Nietzsche warned us about.