lewd to protect!

Kirino is not a real person. Life does not really work that way. Wanting to fuck family members is not healthy.

Take care of yourselves. Start planning on living healthy, happy lives.

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>>34491410
>Kirino is not a real person
best girl
>Life does not really work that way
not with that attitude.
>Wanting to fuck family members is not healthy.
its pure and loving
>Take care of yourselves
yes! be sure to always love eachother!
>Start planning on living healthy, happy lives.
adoption is always a good choice. save a child and give them a good home with 2 pure loving parents

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>>34491477
>not wanting to impregnate your sister

>>34491477
>adoption is always a good choice. save a child and give them a good home with 2 pure loving parents
Oh wow, I've never thought about that before. That's a nice thought.

Redline, ever thought of adopting a kid or 2?

>>34491536
>That's a nice thought

More like it makes fucking sense. If there wasn't so many bad parents there would be no kids to adopt anyway.

>>34491595
>If there wasn't so many bad parents there would be no kids to adopt anyway.
>what is an orphan

>>34491595
there are tons of people that adopt only to reap the financial benefits.

the only real benefit of adoption should be to help a child and show them love and have it returned hopefully.

its too bad more people aren't allowed to adopt. there are many single people out there men and women who would help a child in need.

>>34491622
Yeah, parents are dying in droves everyday, sure. It's not like people even consider this shit seriously, and let's not forget all the accidental pregnancies and whatnot. I mean, you need a fucking license to drive, so you don't run over someone, but how many lives can you ruin by literally fucking?

>>34491622
>>34491622
>what is an orphan

this shit always wrecks me man. there are so many places that have shit systems to deal with them.

poor kids deserve better.

>>34491627
>reap the financial benefits

What financial benefits?

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1 >>>/b/720636160
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>>34491684
many states give people who take in orphans money. many people abuse this system

IE shitty foster homes.

>>34491723
And if you don't live in the US?

>>34491736
i cant imagine a shitty foster home being better in Russia...
regarding adoption benefits outside of the US... i dont know.

but there are good people out there who do good by those kids.

Shout out to The Anal Guy, the loveable degenerate, for being an all around great guy. Love my homies in the incest threads. What a fucking whacky place to find friends. You guys are aces in my book.

>>34491787
You're welcome hun

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going to these sites and reading the profiles really fuck me over. ;-;

>>34491832
>hun
triggered

>>34491847
worst part is how many of them being sibling want to stay together but it not always done either.

sometimes they can only adopt one and not the other.

breaks my fucking heart guys.

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would you separate two sisters?
what kind of monster does that.

>>34491847
>>34491900
stop giving me feels. this is a sister thread not a cry about orphan children thread

You guys might hate me for saying this, but no one from 4chan should ever adopt a kid. Especially not a girl.

>>34491990
They screen the process pretty heavy anyway. Any brother sister fuckers would be outted pretty fucking quick

>>34492022
>brother sister fuckers

Why would brother sister fucker want to adopt?

>>34491950
b-but they are sisters anon...
and they need a good home.

but seriously to all anon here (including those trying to bang sisters) if you ever get a stable income home consider adopting a child. they will be forever grateful.

my father was an orphan and he was never adopted he always lamented not having a family when he was young. but what fucking killed me is his stories of the many kids that came in having lost parents and the look of devestation/defeat/loss they always had.

http://www summitkids org/waitingchildprofiles/tabid/77/default.aspx

>>34492032
Maybe there's a brother-sister couple or two that are incappable of having kids.

*cough*

>>34492068
>*cough*
?

It's not like your so called brother-sister couple would be the only one incapable of having kids. You don't have to be blood related, last time I checked.

>>34492022

single people can adopt usually women 99% of the time.

the process is NOT! easy but if you are a good person and can share a stable home its always something to consider.

>>34491386
Fuck all of you pussies not rolling

Rolling for stuff to do to imouto

>>34492183
>if you are a good person and and not a man

That's what it should have said.

>>34492202
There's only 8 posters. It's 2-5 A.M. in burgerland.
Good luck with your confession.

>>34492212
men can adopt but it really is 1000% harder.

women really do live life on easy mode unfortunately...

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>>34492212
rooting for you bro!
roll again if need be!

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Been hanging around these boards and realized my cousin was posting his sis on this so might as well post mine.
Anyways she rolled up into a ball in her blanket so I lifted her up onto my lap. She just sat there rolled up in a blanket burrito. It was really cute.

>>34492202
>Locate the imouto
>On a phone on her bed, doing teen phone things
>Make my presence known, she makes a sound of aknowledgement
>tell her I am in love with her
>She just tells me to get a gf already without looking away from the phone screen
>Ask if she can't be my gf instead?
>She asks if this is one of those 4chan threads again
>Say no
>She says yes it is and tells me to go away

>>34492272
Did you reply to the wrong post? I think you're looking for the one above mine.

>>34492283
>tell her I am in love with her

If she doesn't believe you, then you just have to prove it to her

>>34492272
yea meant for
>>34492202

>>34492275
real cute!
are you trying to smash dat ass though?

>>34492283
>>34492338

do it fag prove it!
come up behind her and while choking up tell her you cant deny it anymore

>>34491386
>op does no want this thread to be deleted
>violates global rule #3

Are you retardet?

>>34492905
>retardet
Would you mind pointing out which part of rule 3 this thread is breaking?

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>>34491847
>>34491900

It wrung my heart my heart reading those.
I'd love to adopt, always did love being around kids and just being a friendly mentor to them. I got tons of cousins (grandma had 9 kids), so I've been helping babysitting kids since I was 15.

If I tried to adopt though, they'd look at a 26-year-old single white guy with two part time jobs and probably call me a pedo. Especially if it was women doing the screening.

I can't imagine how a sibling couple would be able to adopt, The screening process is super strict, which is really unfair to the kids. The government is the worst parent possible.

It's pretty quiet out here in this thread, so I'll post some progress I made with my imouto:
>me, putting away the groceries with my otouto
>imouto's preparing dinner
>thinking it was time to ease the tension between us, I try thinking up of something to start a conversion with her
>I absentmindedly turn off the lights on the counter as I put away the cans
>I immediately get a sarcastic "Well, that's great, Aniki. I can see better without the lights anyway."
>hesitantly turn it back on
>abort my plan of starting any talk with her

So that's that. Nothing much to note tonight.

>>34493616
Help her with dinner you piece of shit

>>34493616
>not using the moment of darkness to sneakily hug the imouto
Wasted opportunity desu.

>>34493616
Nah. She was already done by the time I finished putting away the bagsShe wasn't the one doing the cooking anyways. Plus she'd think it'd be weird for me to suddenly help her out of the blue, considering our verbal bout from yesterday.

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>>34493767
Not dark enough though, plus our mom's seated where she can see the counter, so if I attempted anything funny, she'd see it as clear as day.
Also, if I tried hugging her on the spot, she'd probably stab me with the kitchen knife she was holding -_-"

>>34493867
>Plus she'd think it'd be weird for me to suddenly help her out of the blue, considering our verbal bout from yesterday.
It doesn't matter if she thinks it's weird, being nice to imouto is being nice to imouto.

Maybe she wouldn't think it's weird if you were nice to her more often.

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>>34493934
>Maybe she wouldn't think it's weird if you were nice to her more often.
Even if I did try to be nice to her, something that I always do every time, she's either giving me neutral response or an angry retort. And people ask why the sour relationship with my imouto :(

>>34494126
Go ask her if there's anything you can help her with right now.

Well, me and my sister decided to go out and get drinks a bit earlier than usual so we went out to a few izakayas and stuff to get food then went to a bar we usually like to hang out at and just talked and drank there.

After a few drinks and some time talking about unrelated stuff like school and tennis (we're both really big tennis fans and players especially with the Australian Open hooray Federer), my sister asked me about the kiss. She asked if that was something that came out of nowhere, if it was a joke, or if I was serious.

At this point, I only had two options which was to lie and pass it off as a joke or be honest. So I decided to be honest about it. I told my sister that while we grew up together and we lived together, I also came to have feelings for her that weren't just brotherly love. I said that the kiss was probably wrong but I didn't regret it because I kissed her but I did regret it because I did it too soon. My sister looked at me for a few seconds and ordered some heavier drinks so we drank to that too.

The more drunk we got, the less coherent our talking got. My sister asked me what it was that I liked about her as a woman. I told her that how she acted, how close we were together, the way her hair smells, how soft she was when we slept together, how we could always trust each other, etc. She frowned and said I was dancing around whether or not I actually found her cute. And I told her that she was beautiful in my eyes in a natural way. She seemed a bit more satisfied and drank more.

Anyways, we're back in the apartment because we both wanted to rest a bit but my sister bought a pack of Suntory beer and said we should go to the playground we used to go around when we were little. So looks like we're going to sit there, drink some beers, and talk. I'll post more tomorrow morning when I wake up since I don't think I'll be in any condition to type after I'm done talking to her.

>>34494264
good luck little asian friend

>>34494264
>that coherent typing after that description of drinking
Don't you dare be lying to me, I need this cute shit to be real

>>34494324
I can believe it, because I'm the same. As long as I'm conscious I can type out a perfect sentence no matter how pissed I actually am.

>>34494324
he already said he is a exercised drinker.
not typing coherently would be an insult to his young and powerful liver.

>>34491723
>shitty foster homes.

By the way, Redline Imouto has mentioned before that she was a foster child, and her brother had to fight for custody of her.

>>34491386
my comment was very original thanks

I kinda want to adopt a kid now.

>Be in bed, barely slept
>Someone knocks on my door, it's my older sister
>S: Hey, can we talk for a minute?
>Time for die
>I say sure and sit up, she comes in and sits next to me
>S: How're you doing lately?
>P: Uh, I've been fine I guess
>S: Do you think Emma's doing okay?
>P: Yeah, definitely. Her work's going well and she seems happy all the time
>S: She told me some things last night
>P: Like what?
>S: I didn't know you had a crush on me when you were little
>FUUUUUUCK
>P: Uhhhhh, I dunno about that, I admired you a whole lot though
>S: I don't know, Emma said you told her it was a really big crush
>P: I... guess so
>She smiled and rubbed my hair a little, help me
>S: How long did it last?
>P: A long time, I guess... And I still admire you a ton
>She made an odd face and gave me a quick side hug
>S: Emma really likes you, you know
>P: Yeah, I know
>S: I'm glad you're getting along, but she said she wants to live with you, like, forever
>P: Huh
>S: Have either of you been seeing anyone lately?
>P: No?
>S: Well, I think Emma's pretending she's your girlfriend
>P: What
>S: She trusts you a lot, try to talk to her, get her to go out and meet someone
>P: I'll... try, I guess
>S: ...
>She looked at me for a second
>S: Well, I can't tell you two what to do, she can stay with you as long as she wants, just keep her safe
>P: Yeah, I will...
>S: And please, tell me anything and everything, I'm your sister, you can trust me
>P: ...okay?
>She gave me another quick hug, said she loves me and left

Meanwhile, I've discovered that my pillow is too light to suffocate myself with.

>>34495583
Is she still at your house?

Also, try 2 pillows.

>>34495658
Yeah, I think she's making breakfast for herself. I should probably get up too.

>>34495705
Make sure your condoms are hidden.

>>34495583
She knows your boner for her never died.
And she heavily suspects you and em are together

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>We were watching Gundam Unicorn in her room last night
>Sinanju came up
>She got so ecstatic over how cool it looked
>Got angry with me that I didn't buy it
>The RG kit was available at Barnes & Noble, but that fucking Grimgerde
>Argued with her for a bit how she went on about me going overboard earlier
>After that little squabble, we got ready for bed
>Made sure everything looked normal
>Computer in my room turned off and door was closed
>Recommended me to put a bunch of pillows under the covers on my bed as a decoy
>Almost went with it before I realized how dumb that was
>Just got a shrug and dumb look from her
>Asked me what would be my plan B if they found us in bed together
>Jokingly said that I'd just jump out the window and run
>Scolded me and called me selfish for thinking about leaving her behind
>Comfy night, comfy sleep

Parents left, so we have the house to ourselves for a few hours. To that one Anon who is was thinking about getting the Hashmal, thing looks sweet and I wanna buy it now. The fight scene in IBO was crazy nice.

>>34496133
What are you doing on here you fuckboi go make out with your sister

All right, Pat's awkwardly explaining his relationship with Emma to his older sister, and Beargguy's giving his imouto an awkward peck on the lips every few minutes.

All is right with the world.

>>34496133
>we have the house to ourselves for a few hours
Onii-D in sweet imouto puss already you baka!

totally creative comment disguised as a bump in an attempt to cheat the robot

>>34494264
Noice, I can feel it the Onee-san route has been unlocked. Good luck.

>>34495583
>S: I didn't know you had a crush on me when you were little
>FUUUUUUCK
Kek, Are you pissed of at Em for telling her that? Remember to fuck her in the ass extra hard as payback.

>>34495583
Reminder you'll never have her in your life the way you want. You can pretend you don't still want it but it's obvious you do. Em can't fill that void

>>34496858
There wasn't really any more explaining than what happened earlier. Em woke up and asked me to make pancakes for "your two favorite sisters", I did that, we ate those, we talked a little about the cabin trip (Our sister can't come), and since then we've been watching Friends for some reason. Our sister's gonna go home after lunch, they're trying to decide where to go right now.

>>34495722
They're under the bed. Not the safest place, but our sister has no reason to look there.

>>34495823
Probably.

>>34497919
A little, I don't know. It's nice that our sister knows and didn't react negatively.

I'll probably send Em to Poundtown as soon as our sister leaves.

>>34498379
Take them to a motel and work out your unrequited love frustrations

>>34498379
>inb4 em actually thinks it's hot you like older sis

>>34498196
Sure, you're probably right. I don't know what else to tell you.

>>34498397
Okay. Actually no.

>>34498510
Em's weird, I wouldn't put it past her, but I think she'd be more jealous than anything.

>>34498650
>implying she wouldn't force your onee-san to eat your cum out of her ass for cycling you and having kids that aren't yours

>>34498650
When Em and you are alone you need to come up with a story

>>34498650
What do you intend to do about your sister saying "get her to go out and meet someone"? Since I expect she's gonna want/expect some progress by the next time she visits or calls.

>>34498960

He could always just say that they've been seeing people but that nothings panned out for either of them.

Or conversely either of them could say that they're content being single for right now.

>>34492521
Nope her smile is really cute tho.
I just like to look at her sometimes.
Kinda creepy now that I think about it.

So I talked to my dad before he left today, I asked about my mother of course
He said that they're slow to say they're "back together" but it looks like that. I asked if that meant we were moving back into the house or what, and he said maybe one day, but it if we do anything to won't he for a while
I guess it'll be cool to have my family back together, but I feel like a lot would change, be cool to have my cat back

>>34499553
Your mom is still a whore and only wants your dad back because money or the other guy bailed, or she got knocked up and wants to unload it on your dad

>>34499553
>but it if we do anything to won't he for a while
What did she mean by this?
If you do move back with your mother it's gonna be awkward having the man you want to fuck, fucking another woman in the same house.

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don't forget to fart on your imouto today!!!!

>>34499891
Meant "be for a while", and yea it would be awkward as fuck, I think they're both assuming I'm gonna get over this much faster than I actually am
>>34499714
She's doing fine money wise, there was no other guy, and she's definitely not pregnant

>>34500047
>she's definitely not pregnant
Not yet enjoy having a little bro

>>34500061
Still doubt that's happening
>>34499891
Jesus I just read that again and realized it's still fucked up
'If we move back in it won't be for a while"

Went out and obtained sandwiches with our sister, came home, she packed up what little stuff she had, said her goodbyes us both, but then asked me to walk her out to her car.

>S: I'm glad you two are doing well, you especially
>P: Thanks?
>S: I was worried about you for so long, all I kept hearing was that you weren't doing anything!
>P: Oh, sorry, I was in a bad place...
>S: Why didn't you talk to me?
>P: Sorry...
>S: Well, what changed anyway?
>P: Um, I just wanted to be better, I guess?
>S: Because Emma came home?
>P: That's part of it, I guess
>S: She said you got that job because you wanted to support her
>P: Oh
>Why didn't Em tell me this
>S: She's kind of infatuated with you, I think
>P: ...Uh huh.
>S: Has she been acting different lately?
>P: Umm... she's been really affectionate, I guess
>S: How so?
>P: Just, lots of hugs, and she likes to cuddle a lot...
>S: Are you sleeping together?
>P: What the fuck... I mean, no
>S: Sorry, I just meant in the same bed
>P: Oh... a couple times
>Shut up Pat
>S: ...You're not having sex, right?
>P: Of course not
>S: Sorry, just making sure. Please be careful with her Pat, she wants something from you
>P: I will...
>S: I'm gonna try to visit more often to check on you guys, okay?
>P: That's fine, we both miss you
>S: Haha, I miss you too. I'm gonna get going
>She pulled me into a pretty tight hug
>S: I love you so much, you know. Keep Emma safe.
>P: Love you, too... I'll try

Went back inside, Em pretty much immediately jumped me and we made out for a second, it's been mildly gropey couch cuddles and a Friends marathon since. I still feel like I haven't been able to process today, let alone the past couple days.

Bumping for our trips who are probably having average to exciting days
If you're able to Lucy, an update would be nice

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>>34500962
>S: ...You're not having sex, right?

>>34500962
She told you that you should tell her anything and everything pat. You should have told her the truth. She might not like it but she loves both of you, and if she understands you both want it I don't think she'd rat you out
Also she seems more like your mom than anything

>>34501080
>and if she understands you both want it

And if she doesn't, they're fucked.

>>34501169
Em made it pretty clear to her she wants the D

>>34501080
I don't know how I'm supposed to tell her the truth at this point. You're probably right, though.

>she seems more like your mom than anything
The age difference and our real mom ditching us will do that.

>>34501203
I guess it's up to Pat to decide. But you don't know how she'll react.

>>34501220
Come clean the next time she's in town, admit you lied and were trying to test the waters. If you worry that much put together a bugout bag incase you ever feel the need to bail with Em

>>34501220
Have you and Em come one up with a similar story to tell others

nothing special from me, just bumping from page 9

>>34500962
>S: Has she been acting different lately?
>S: Are you sleeping together?
>S: ...You're not having sex, right?
>S: Sorry, just making sure.
>S: I'm gonna try to visit more often to check on you guys, okay?
Yeah, she suspicious, she's gonna be dropping by so often she's eventually gonna catch you pounding her.

>>34502826
>yfw she sits outside their room schlicking

>>34501332
Sort of, she wants to stick with the "Oh we're just really close and like to bond" story, and that I should pretend I have no ulterior motives and should act like it's all Em's doing. I dunno how well that's gonna work if people catch us kissing or something.

>>34501309
I think I'll try to do that. Maybe. We'll see how things are when she visits next time.

At least Emma's really happy today, somehow she see's all this as a huge weight off our shoulders. Or maybe she's just horny, she keeps rubbing against me and changed into a shirt and panties to "get comfy". I should probably stop being a depressed shit and go shove my face in her ass or something.

Also her best friend is the only person committed to the cabin retreat thing so far. I'm sure that won't be awkward.

>>34502826
She lives too far away to show up that often, she'd have to be really crazy for that to happen.

>>34502869
Nope.

>>34503029
Have you rage-fucked Em' ass yet?

>>34503117
It's coming. Em can only walk around in panties for so long without consequences.

Actually yeah, enough talk. See you guys later.

>>34503190
Pin her down and show who's the man in the house

>>34503190
Accidentally call her your sisters name

>>34503190
Impregnate her, even better make her beg for impregnation.

>>34503190
>It's coming. Em can only walk around in panties for so long without consequences.

>Actually yeah, enough talk. See you guys later.

Alpha asf

Sister is out with her manipulative boyfriend so I'm just at home listening to my mom rant about it like usual.

I think someone hurt Lucy's feelings. We might have been a bit hard on her. I seriously believe that she has clinical depression, even if she has a ton of positive things in her life she seriously just can't realize it. I understand a lot of you were probably getting annoyed with her moping around while she has all these things many people don't, but she just isn't able to see it.

>>34503758
But we loved lucy

>>34503758
I hope not, she probably just needed a break, isn't she innawoods or something? Maybe the wifis junky

>>34503995
Yeah, but a few people were kind of giving it to her about being so mopey and not recognizing the good things in her life. She's cut her positing off for things like people saying she's annoying or just simple trolling. She could be posting without her trip, she's done it before.

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Emergency music bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbjbNGgL8p8

Update from last night.

>L was still a little frigidity when she got out of the shower, but she seems to have calmed down a bit.
>Cuddle up to watch The Thing.
>It scares the shit out of her and she keeps hiding under the blanket or closer her eyes.
>Being the ass that I am, I keep tricking her look when I know something scary is going to happen.
>She says she enjoyed that movie, but if I make her watch it again she's going to live with her friend for a while.
>Fast forward to us being in bed.
>L buries her head into my chest when she hears a creek.
>With her head still buried she asks me what I thought about us making out earlier.
>Her question caught me off guard so it takes me a while to respond.
>I can feel her getting antsy.
>I told her that I liked it, and that it was really hard for me to put into words how it made me feel.
>Told her that it nice just being able to be so close to her.
>She didn't say anything but I could tell she was happy by the way she nuzzled my chest.

Fell asleep short after that.
We kinda experienced a bit of a morning wood incident this when we both woke up today as well.
>>34500962

Doing good Pat, the whole thing could have gone much worse.

>>34505162
>We kinda experienced a bit of a morning wood incident this when we both woke up today as well.
Greentext when?

>>34505441
Now friend. Making spaghetti for myself, so I'm kinda multitasking.


>L was having nightmares off and on for a good chunk of the night.
>Her moving around and occasional screams kept waking me us up.
>Decide to roll her on her side, closely spoon her, and wrap my arms tightly around her.
>This seems to help and neither of us wake up again until morning.
>Morning comes and I wake up still spooning L.
>She asks me if I'm awake.
>It unusual for her to be awake before me.
>Poke fun at her and ask her if the movie keep her up all night.
>She sheepishly says it wasn't that, and that me poking her woke her up.
>Me being a groggy fuck when I wake up could piece this together.
>Just keep denying that I poked her and asking her what she meant.
>She finally blurts out 'YOUR DICK IS POKING'
>Very long silence.
>I start apologizing and begin trying to 'adjust' myself.
>L tells me not to worry about it.
>L: "I should try and get use to it."
>Feel my dick twitch as she says this.
>She lets out a bit of a shocked sound.
>Long silence spent just laying there with my erection pressed up against L's lower back.
>Finally break the silence by getting up and saying I'll get breakfast ready.

The morning was normal other then that. L headed out to a friend's after she ate and she's been out since. I wonder what she'll be like when she gets back in.

>>34505713
>L: "I should try and get use to it."
Yeah, specially considering it's eventually going inside her.

>Long silence spent just laying there with my erection pressed up against L's lower back.
Why not just move away from her. You naughty Onii-chan.

It seems like everyone but Em treats pat kinda like a kid, huh?
>>34502983
You should probably talk to Em about not being so... honest about your relationship.

>>34491386
Keep it tight.

>>34506304
Adoption, yes or no?

>>34506390
Are you single and/or infertile?

Friendly reminder that incest children don't have have chances that much more that regular children for retard mutations in the first generation, it takes multi generation incest kids to start stacking up the odds.

>>34506437
I'm asking her if she wants to adopt, you big silly

>>34506010

We both realized what she said after she said it.
I'm probably going to poke fun at her for it at some point.

I didn't move partly because I was comfortable, partly because it was awkward, and partly because I'm starting to notice and really enjoy L's scent.


>>34506451

Might want to reword that friend.

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Well, I just woke up.

Me and my sister talked a lot last night at the park, and I think she got way drunker than I did. But in any case we both got drunk pretty bad. It's a pretty isolated park in the middle of nowhere, but we talked for a bit. I attached a picture of it for those curious.

We talked about how close we were growing up and how we were always like the mom and dad to our two younger siblings since our parents were gone all the time. My sister put her arm around my shoulder and leaned her head on it. She said she's been really confused these past days because apparently someone asked her on a date last week but she turned him down. She asked why she keeps doing it, and I said only she knows.

She turned to me and asked me how much I loved her. I told her (and I can't type this in Japanese because for some reason this board doesn't let me use it) we were two halves of a whole person. She smiled and just kept sipping from the beer can. After a while it got pretty late and the park was empty. We were both pretty tired and it looks like she fell asleep.

I brushed her hair covering her face and put my hand to her cheek. I didn't know what I wanted to do, but I controlled myself and woke my sister up so we could go home. My sister opened her eyes and looked at me. She asked me if I would never get mad at her no matter what she did to me. I said I could never hate her. She put her head on my chest and hugged me, saying she never wanted me to hate her and always wanted to be together like this.

Running out of room so I'll post more.

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>>34491386
>imouto/onee/aneki

>>34506304
>everyone but Em treats pat kinda like a kid, huh
poor pat, he should show them all how much of a man he is

>>34506515
IF BROTHER AND SISTER MAKE BABY IT LIKE 99% CHANCE NO MUTANT
IF BROTHER SISTER OF BROTHER SISTER MAKE BABY IT LIKE LESS THAT 99% CHANCE NO MUTANT

After a while, we looked into each others eyes and just did that. My sister did this soft laugh and told me to look at the sky. While I looked at the sky, I felt her lips on mine. The deep kiss from before that I did wasn't actually that deep. It was more like a quick kiss. But this one was warm and I could feel her lips moving and the tip of her tongue against mine. There was no one around so she kept going. We were both running out of air but we kept on with our lips together.

After a while, she pulled away and looked at me with tired eyes. She said she didnt know what to think and just grabbed my hand. She said it was good manners for a man to take a girl back home and make sure she didn't get lost on the way. So we walked back to our apartment with our hands held together.

Once we got in, my sister said she would shower tomorrow morning and took off her clothes down to her bra and underwear. I usually do the same thing (not when she's around) and just followed. She kind of hit the bed like a rock since she was really really drunk but I was too so we just slept in the same bed with our bodies touching each other in our undergarments. It took maybe 30 seconds for my sister to fall asleep after she grabbed my arm against. She drooled a little bit on it and I put my arm around her waist. Her breasts were a good pillow on my chest though and it helped me sleep a lot better. I was tempted to squeee them but I didn't want her to be angry and wake up.

Before I went to sleep, I really kind of thought whether this was right though. This could honestly cause a lot of problems for our family. My sister always said in the past she wanted to marry and have 3 or 4 kids. I didn't care and my sister is still sleeping in the bed since we have no class today.

But I wonder if she would be okay being in a full relationship with me or not, especially since we know a lot of people here in Osaka. I don't know if she was just drunk and didn't think when she kissed me.

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>>34506672
Nice, you made it bra.

>>34506672
Oh boy, you actually did it you madman! Nice going.
Hope the kiss wasn't just because she was drunk as well.

>>34506515
>I'm starting to notice and really enjoy L's scent.
Wew lad, you're going to want to be inside her in no time.

>>34500962
SHE FUCKING KNOWS DUDE

YOU're FINISHED

>>34506672
Can do kids, just don't let your kids fuck eachother

>>34506835

I'd like to think I have a fair bit of self control, so it's not like I'm just going to jump L's bones if my blood begins to boil.

I do kinda find it funny though that I'm more drawn to her scent now. She's always had a pleasant smell, but now there's a strange sort of comfort in it.

>>34506996
You mean have babies with each other.

>>34506672
nice work bro, but at that point with a little more initiative you two could have easily been sleeping together naked in a much more intimate position.

>>34507841
>you will never have drunken sex with your onee-chan

Give him a fucking break, he'll get there.

>>34507182
dont underestimate the power of smells.

i just got off a 9 hour plane ride where someone near me used the same shampoo as my ex girlfriend from 2 years ago. every once in a while it would waft over and i would pop a boner just associating that fresh smell with all the time we spent together cuddling and early morning sex right out of the shower.

>>34506010
>>Long silence spent just laying there with my erection pressed up against L's lower back.
>Why not just move away from her.

nigga ram your dick between her butt cheeks where it belongs while spooning.

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Yeah, Em was horny. Tried to be the big dominant guy, fingerbanged her in the kitchen and then stuck it in while she was still cumming. But then she made me bring her to the bed and bone her until we both got off again, then she sucked me off and wouldn't stop until I had a shitty third orgasm.

I'll do proper greentexts if people want later, right now my brain and my penis are tired and I just wanna eat pizza.

>>34503279
When I first started touching her, she said something like "Our sister's gonna be mad" But as for your suggestion, nah.

>>34503341
Maybe next time.

>>34506304
I guess I kind of deserve it, I'm not exactly the manliest or most assertive guy around.

And Em isn't that honest around everyone, she just has a hard time with our sister and, apparently, her best friend.

>>34508003
You better greentext this.

>>34508003
>I'm not exactly the manliest or most assertive guy around.
As long as you're more assertive than Beargguy, you'll be fine

>>34508003
Have you ever asked Em if she feels pressured to be in a relationship with you?

>>34507913

I definitely don't underestimate the power of smell, especially its effect on memory. It's just funny to me that after being around it for soon long that I've finally come to appreciate it.


>>34508003

Does it bother you that you don't feel terribly manly or assertive?
L will be home soon. I'll make a post after she's asleep if anything note worthy happens.

>>34508003
>Pat already fucked his sister but isn't dominant
>Bearman can't fuck his sister

JapAnon, please tell me you're going to plow your sister to hell and cum inside her. In fact, all of you three guys need to fill your sisters with babybatter and make them carry your children

>>34508190
She doesn't, or if she does she's really good at hiding it. I don't post about it here or anything, but at least a couple times a week I get all paranoid and ask Em if she wants to stop this before it's too late. She got a little angry the last couple times.

>>34508255
I mean, not really? Maybe I could be more assertive, but most "manly" stuff just comes across as dumb to me. Not that I'm some tranny or something.

>>34508297
I really wanted to tonight. I don't know anymore, I kinda wanna give in. But I can't.

>>34508421
Do it. I mean worst case scenario buy some PlanB or morning after pills.

>>34508421
>She got a little angry the last couple times.
cute

>>34506517
>I told her (and I can't type this in Japanese because for some reason this board doesn't let me use it) we were two halves of a whole person.
Bokutachi wa, issho ni hitotsu no hito dana... nee-san. Kimi to zutto ni, eien ni, kono mama de toki wo tomaru ga hoshii.

>>34508459
I feel like she would toss them in my face and get pissed at me for trying to destroy our child or something. In other words, she's a little crazy when it comes to birth control stuff. I'm just thankful she tolerates condoms.

>>34508576
Has she said anything about it?

>>34508576
Tell Emma you've had some kind of moral realization and you don't want to have a sexual relationship with her anymore. Post results.

>>34508658
Do not bully the imouto this hard

>>34508665
It's not bullying, it's just teasing

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>>34508619
Yes, plenty. Even before this started she made her opinions on birth control known.

>>34508665
I won't.

Apparently our semi-daily shower is about to happen. Em's way too enthusiastic about it, I'm almost scared.

>>34508719
I thought condoms were a form of birth control

>>34508421
>I get all paranoid and ask Em if she wants to stop this before it's too late
you already fucked, so it is too late, you can't unfuck her

>>34508749
Like I've said before, she barely tolerates them.

>>34508804
Then do anal exclusively until you're ready to have kids

>>34508804
You'd just think it'd be simpler for her to take the pill or something.

>>34508828

Also probably good advice.

>>34508719
>Pulling out of your little sister's overflowing butthole, watching the cum drip out and down over her pussy as she fingers herself with her brother's sperm.
I need to stop coming to these threads.

>>34508804
Out of curioisty how old is she?

In fact everyone in this thread how old are your sisters?

>>34508804
How long until Em ties you up and fucks you without a condom

>>34509212
Have you thought about adopting some kids or not?
Please respond

>>34509373
Maybe? It's hard though, because one of us would have to adopt as a single person, which is a lot harder than a married couple. And Aniki is almost never home and I don't have a real job. Plus, it doesn't satisfy my impregnation fetish.

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>>34509250
orig33

>>34509484
> impregnation fetish
Why is life so cruel to the people that have done nothing wrong :^(

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>>34509484
>Plus, it doesn't satisfy my impregnation fetish

>>34509212
>watching the cum drip out and down over her pussy as she fingers herself with her brother's sperm.
Have you done this?

>>34509228
She's newly 18.

>>34491386
rolling to see if i can ruing my actually okay relationship with my sister

>>34509734
oh no.... no no no...... that's not happening.

>>34509755
Just tell her you love her, it's not hard.

>>34509734
>>34509755
You can always pass it off as a joke if she isn't dtf

>>34509755
>He also got dubs.
Do it, you fag.

>>34509589
No. No butt stuff. ... ... Yet.

>>34510182
Gonna try anal as soon as your Onii-chan is back?

Been following this thread around for a few days. Man is it interesting i couldnt ask for better entertainment. On top of that, there are few threads where people arent being mean for no reason. Everyone so pleasant this thread is like a werid family. Its funny that one of the least toxic threads ive been on is incest thread. I look forward to future reads

The shower was surprisingly non-lewd, guess Em got it out of her system earlier. Now we're chilling in bed, Em just went to piss, I'll greentext the earlier stuff after she goes to sleep.

>>34509212
Why are you doing this now, I thought you didn't want me to knock Em up.

>>34508828
Not the worst idea, it just takes more work, and Em doesn't like it that much yet.

>>34510333
So what is your life plan with em for the next few months

>>34510333
Make sure you be a good big brother and lick her clean after she pees.

>>34510333
Don't do it. Don't listen to me right now.You need to be cool and figure out what you're going to do to get the heat off you.
Aniki's been gone too long. These threads make me too horny.

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So, I got scared. We were just watching Worst Cooks in America, and I get called into the living room. I shouldn't have felt afraid, but I was. It was like the time my mom found my onahole. Whenever I was told that they wanted to talk with me, I'd be afraid that it would be about that rubber hole.

But this time it was all about the curtains We closed them for privacy when we were having a make out session earlier today, and I guess we forgot to open them back up. I just made an excuse that we wanted it a bit darker to watch a movie. Now I'm too anxious to sleep in her room tonight.

My sister kissed me last night. We were walking around outside. I'm going to try to greentext it.

>we were wandering through the woods
>it got dark a lot faster than we expected
>she starts using her phones flashlight and guiding us back
>she grabbed my hand and pulled me in pretty close
>we're walking back and she says that it was a lot like when we were younger
>I got closer so my whole arm was against hers and I grabbed her arm with my other hand
>we get to some sort of creek and we need to find the bridge
>she asks me if I remember which direction it was
>I looked at her and shook my head
>she wouldn't stop looking at me
>without me realizing she was holding both of my hands
>then suddenly she's kissing me
>it was a really long kiss
>she stopped and then grabbed my hand again
>she said that she thinks she remembered where the bridge was
>she was right
>we get back to the cabin and she doesn't say anything
>we both showered and instead of getting in bed with me like she did on friday she made a separate bed
>didn't even say goodnight

She's in the shower now and I already got in bed. She seemed normal today and didn't say anything about it.

>>34510438
>Aniki's been gone too long.
Hasn't your brother tried getting a job that doesn't force him to be away from you.

>>34510499
Just sleep with her.
>it was all about the curtains
Are your parents that strict? What's wrong with leaving the curtains closed?

>>34510544
She's probably masturbating as I type this and you read this. Tell her you liked it, she may think otherwise.

>>34510544
That's good. I hope you're feeling better now that your sister's there with you.

>>34510544
I'm glad you're still around. I don't know if it's right to say, but I hope you're feeling well.

>>34510756
I wouldn't call them strict. But they just like to call us to the living room for the littlest of things. Only time it's serious is if they tell us to sit down, but I've always felt that it would lead to that. And she keeps knocking on the wall a bit, so I might just leave for her room.

If anyone is feeling down, or if you just want to talk to someone about anything, feel free to email me at [email protected] and I'll try to reply within a day. I'm going to sleep after I post this, so I won't be able to reply for at least a few hours.

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So L came back in high spirits and exclaimed that we would be going rock climbing tomorrow night as a date. She then proceeds to drop all the shit she was carrying on the floor, walk over to the couch, stretch, proclaim how tired she was, then lays down on top of me interrupting a perfectly good book. Not that I really minded.

>Me: 'Have fun with A?' (A being her best friend)
>L: 'Just talked a bunch.'
>I start grumbling about how she's putting all her weight on me by laying flat on top of me.
>L: 'Not that you mind.'
>She rolls her chest around to emphasize her boobs being pressed up against my chest.
>I joking say that I don't feel anything.
>Receive a slap to the side of the head.
>'I didn't deserve that.'
>L: 'Yes you did, but you also deserve this'
>she pulls herself towards my face and gives me a kiss.
>Manage to blurt out a 'really?'
>L: 'and this as well.'
>We start making out.
>We eventually break apart.
>L looks me right in the eye and thanks me for everything I've done for her and tells me she loves me from the bottom of her heart.
>I give her a big hug and tell her not to worry about it.

Rest of the night was just us cuddling and watching shit until she went to bed.

On a side note
>That feel when your sister has more game than you. Seriously though I've got to pick it up.


>>34510499
Paranoia seems to be pretty widespread as of late. As long as you act normal around them they really shouldn't have any reason to assume anything is going on.

It's late so I guess people are going to start going to bed, so I'll give my update, nothing interesting really
>Wanted to hang out with K, but he said he was busy, hope he was and isn't going to to stop talking to me, I'll assume the best
>Watched the Pro Bowl with my dad, it's not a big game, they just pick players from both conferences to fuck around, but it's cool the players still care about the AFC vs NFC thing
>Managed to spend the time with my father and not sperg out, just snuggled up for a bit
K said he may be open later tomorrow, but he has work and class so he'll let me know, I want to make up for yesterday
Sorry for the /blog
>>34510544
Nice to hear from you, glad things are going well
I don't have any advice about siblings and I wouldn't take romantic advice from me, I'm tottering on 0-2

Defcon 2 bump

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I'm just gonna shit out the promised greentext real quick. No offense, but I'd rather go back to watching Em sleep than be here right now. Is that creepy?

>Em's in the kitchen putting away some dishes, I'm at the table on my laptop
>Thanks to some egging on, end up walking over and rubbing her butt from behind
>E: Oh, hi :P
>P: 'sup
>E: What'cha doing?
>P: Stuff
>Start rubbing her crotch through her panties
>E: Wha- Pat, I'm busy
>P: It's fine
>E: Our sister's gonna be maddd
>P: The hell, stop it
>Hand goes under the panties, she gives up on the dishes and braces against the counter
>Rub for a while, then start fingering, before long there's two fingers in there and I'm basically fucking her
>Her legs start buckling, eventually she has her convulsions and is squeaking and moaning up a storm
>Fuck it, gotta get it in there, pants are down and condom's on
>She's still convulsing a little by the time I slam it in, probably way too quickly in hindsight
>E: AAAAAH, fuck... whyyyy
>P: Sorry...
>Can't make myself stop now, start pounding my poor sister
>Nut after a while, slump over onto her to catch my breath, she's burning hot and kinda shaking
>Few minutes later: E: B-bed...
>P: Oh, okay...
>Thought I was gonna carry her, but she steps out of her panties, and pulls me into the bedroom
>We both lay down and rest for a little bit, but she seems antsy the whole time
>E: Paaaat... Do it some more...
>P: Uh, you sure?
>E: Uh huh...
1/2

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>>34513016
>Crawl over her, mess with her chest and rub her thighs a little to get hard again, apply second condom, back to sexytime
>It was kinda slow but weirdly intense, I just slowly went at it for a long time until she came again, which was also weirdly intense
>I nutted again a bit later, then just flopped over onto my back, pretty much exhausted
>I think I dozed a little, next thing I know Em's peeling my condom off
>P: Uhhh, what are you doing?
>E: Revenge :P
>She then proceeded to give my half-erect dick a damn vacuum suck for way too long until I left a painful and disappointing load in her mouth, which she swallowed while looking smug
>P: Why the fuck...
>E: I love youuuuu :P
>P: That actually really hurt
>E: Umm, sorry, are you okay?
>P: It's fine, I deserve it I guess
>E: Ahaha... Don't do that kitchen thing again, it was weird...
>P: Sorry, it's been a while, I got carried away
>E: It's been like three dayyyyys
>P: Yeah
>E: :P I guess I feel the same way though, eheh

I guess that was basically it, there was some cuddling and idle conversation after. As an aside, I ate her out a little just a while ago before she fell asleep. Not with any real intent, just for fun I guess. And back to bed I go.

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>>34513016
>>34513038
>implying /r9k/ has ever been an original board

Sunday night bump-su

>Tfw no sister
I don't even want any of the dirty stuff only knowing what it feels like to have one. Gonna kms soon enough lads.

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Imoutos are for lewd kissu!

whoa! no archiving just yet! we have 300 more posts to go.

wake up and post amerifats!

no more sleeping!

>>34515966
Seconding this.
Original wake up bump

>>34515966
I slept in my dad's bed last night, he held me close and it was nice

>>34516434
Just kiss him already

>>34516434
>didnt slip a hand under his waistband as he slept

Come on girl take some initiative.

>>34516515
>Implying I haven't tried multiple times

>>34515966
My sister is older than me and a degenerate at all levels
I still miss being young when I could spend time with her

>>34516585
You gotta keep trying, don't give up your dreams. Don't give up your love to your Stacy mom

>>34516576
I still dont know how bearguy sleeps with his sister so much but isnt constantly stabbing her with morning wood. You obviously arnt cuddling right if your boner is a clear and present danger.

>>34516603
I gave up a while ago, it's just easier to sleep with him
>>34516576
Putting his hand in my waistband didn't work, I don't think the opposite would change anything

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>>34516622
I never shared any stories about it, sorry. There was one morning that I refused to get out of bed because the thing just did not want to go down. She was trying to understand why, and then it dawned on her. That was after she tried to wrestle the blanket from me.

She's used to it now. I have had the urge to do something crazy, but I'll probably never work up the courage to do anything. Time for work!

>>34517167
>I have the urge to do something crazy
She probably wants you, just poke her with it

>>34516774
Bad Laura, never accept defeat, make your dad love you. Make. Him

I ship Lucy and Laura and Lucy's sister.

>>34518428
I don't, Lucy a shit, Laura should be with her dad

>>34518517
>Lucy a shit
You take that the fuck back right now, nigger.

>>34518517
>Lucy a shit
Them's fightin words

>>34518550
>>34518564
I'll shit incestual fury down your throats kiddos

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>>34518591

Keep Calm and Love Imouto, comrades.

>>34518591
That doesn't even sound like a threat. Now I'm just sitting here wondering what "incestual fury" is.

>>34517757
Wish it worked like that, when it it gets to the point he starts joking about it I'll talk with him more about how I feel, but for now I'm gonna let it lie
>>34518428
Still not gay, but I wish Lucy was my little sister, I'd give her lots of hugs and non incestuous kisses, she needs them right now
>>34518517
>Lucy a shit
No, Lucy is cute and sweet
>Laura should be with her dad
Wishful thinking

Guess I'll be the fat stupid burger who bumps his hive of degeneracy

>>34519132
>I wish Lucy was my little sister
But she's older than you. Depending on what month she was born in, she might be older than me, too.

>>34519684
dumb thirsty "robots" orbiting yet another "fembot"

I don't know what has happened, I don't like it but I still keep coming back. I just hope every female to ever post on r9k dies a horrible, horrible death.

>>34519684
I thought Laura was in her twenties though.

>>34520000
Nice digits, but she said 2 day ago she was 19, but will be 20 soon.

>>34519132
Are you 5'4"?

>>34519684
How old is she? I don't care anyway, I'd treat her like a little sister,
>>34520053
A little shorter I think, 5'4" sounds like too much, either way I know what the bottom of most people chins look like

>>34510544
Cute, she seems to be infatuated with you now, and seeing you as more than a sibling.
Update when you can Lucy.

I marathon these threads in the archives every so often (I'm around Jan. 24th atm) but I thought I'd throw in my two cents about family relationships. My parents were overweight, my sister was a cardio bunny and I was overweight and falling into NEET degeneracy. The answer is /fit/ my people. I'm not crazy shredded or anything but I lost the weight, gained some muscles, but more importantly the family was really impressed that I took on the endeavor. Parents are trying to do better now, my sister was already good but is happy with it all. Take up fitness if you're so inclined, have a regular schedule.like and have your family do it as well. It's something to bond over and they'll hopefully someday appreciate your help in their fitness.

Btw I can't believe bear is pulling this off, awesome job. Good luck Laura. I hope that anorexic girl came back and is doing well. Good luck tripfags and non-tripfags, I'm always rooting for you 1 week in the past

>>34519736
Looks like someone doesn't have a cute little sister.

>>34520146
I don't remember if she said it or left it for people to do the math, but I believe she's 20. I am also 20. I am 6'2" and I think smol grills are qt.

>>34520249
Good job guy. Be sure to show your sister your appreciation with hugs.

>>34520053
I think Lucy's been 19 for just a few months. Because I remember her saying that her sister was an accident that happened a few months after she was born. She about a month ago that her sister was nearly 18, so do the math and she's been 19 for a few months.

>>34520323
Looking back at the archives I do believe I was remembering wrong, you're right, she's 19 as of right now.

Sweet, Lucy and Laura can be my smol qt imoutos.

>>34520249
Have fun
>>34520298
Thanks, I knew a girl who was like 6', it's really weird, I wish I was taller (I probably would be if I slept more when I was younger, I'm noticably shorter than my mom) but 6' is crazy

>>34520757
You're welcome little buddy
orangel

>>34520757
Sorry, forgot to trip
>>34520836
>Little buddy
I'll still fight you, I'll lose but I'll try

>>34520924
>Local girl is raped by anon over height abuse

>>34520924
Again, I'd just let you hit me until you're all tuckered out.

By they way, why do you shave? Like, nobody's going to be seeing you down there anytime soon, so is it for personal comfort or something? If that's true, why not wax, it lasts longer.

>>34521062
She hopes daddy will catch her naked and she wants to look her best

>>34521062
From what I've been told by a few women, they trim/shave for comfort, but also hygiene. Easier to wipe up with less hair. Also less hastle if they wear a swim suit or go to gyms with...Skimpy underwear

>>34513038
SO much sekksu

>>34521055
Okay, I laughed
>>34521062
Oh, I remember you, you'd like it
It's more comfortable, and all that hair down there looks messy to me, it's just easier for a lot of things and looks cleaner to me
As for waxing, it seems like too much pain to get rid of a little fuzz I can't even see
>>34521105
Also a little bit of this in my head though I know it wouldn't change anything

>>34521332
Get drunk and pass out naked on the couch, make your dad man handle your naked butt into your room. Hope it sparks a desire to fug

>>34521332
>too much pain to get rid of a little fuzz I can't even see
It'd probably only hurt for a few minutes tops, and then it'd be so much smoother and last for much longer.
Why not just try it out at least once, and not do it again if you don't think it's worth it? Then at least you'll know if you don't like waxing.

Also pain isn't a bad thing

>>34521479
Naked or not he'd beat the living shit out of me, and I don't know how I'm supposed to get alcohol, there's none in the fridge
>>34521509
There's nothing wrong with a little pain, but I don't think waxing is the "hurt so good" kind we all secretly like
Maybe I'll give it a shot one day
Pat mentioning Friends reminded me of the episode that everyone gets trapped in Monica's room while Rachel and Ross fight, and Joey starts eating the wax

>>34521569
>Naked or not he'd beat the living shit out of me
Do you mean like spanking

I miss these things

https://youtu.be/cffi7vkQZcI

>>34521569
>Maybe I'll give it a shot one day
I guess that's good enough for me. Good luck with your boyfriend.

>>34521825
What the fuck, now I want one of those. Thanks a lot

>>34521735
No, more like if I was drinking out of a bottle he'd hit me with the bottle
This isn't one of my fantasies where he fucks me as a punishment while slapping me that's hurts so good

>>34522088
>he'd hit me with the bottle
Jesus, like break it over your head? Seriously? That's brutal man. I mean underage drinking is bad, but that's a bit of a harsh punishment.

You're joking or exaggerating right?

>>34522198
God no, he's not abusive or anything, probably hit my arm or shoulder or chest, and not hard enough to break it
>>34521883
Thanks
>>34521825
I'm really hungry now, plus I'm cooking dinner

>>34522270
Are you cooking right now? What are you making and why so early?

>be 16, sister 14
>living at home with parents
>they work all day in careers
>we find out their getting divorced
>start getting close since we know shit's gonna happen
>she and I are best friends now that I can drive
>start hanging out with her, going to school events
>some of her friends think I'm her boyfriend
>sister tells me I'm a shut in, nobody know me

>after school one day, sister hanging out with me at home
>start talking about relationships
>she just got dumped by some asshole
>she asks me if I have a girl that I like
>Told my sister "I love you"
>she smirks and says sarcastically "Gee thanks brother"
>tell her that I mean it, that I'm in love with her
>awkward silence, nothing happens for the rest of the day
>let the thought linger, wonder if I have the 'tism

>later at night 2-3am, parents got in a loud fight
>mom heads out for the night to her new apartment
>dad heads into work early to get overtime hours
>sister comes into my room a few minutes after the fight in tears
>I was up playing video games
>she sits on my bed crying
>get on the bed and sit next to her saying things that might reassure her
>leans into me crying against my chest
>out of nowhere she says "you wouldn't leave me, right?"
>asks her what she means by that
>starts to say something, but nothing

>few weeks go by
>another big fight happens, parents are really shouting
>she's in my room again, we're listening it unfold
>mom is shrieking like a harpy
>"FEMANON ISN'T YOUR DAUGHTER."
>dead quiet
>hour or so goes by, mom had left the house
>dad went out to a bar or something
>sister wants to sleep in my bed that night
>not sure how to reply, but let her
>play video games late before finally getting in bed

>wake up the next morning
>sister is sleeping up against me
>have a huge boner from the morning, but also because she's right next to me
>eventually she wakes up, and realizes she's sleeping right against me
>her thighs brush against me, and makes a remark about me really liking her

>>34522367
Chicken, it's supposed to slow cook for a bit and he'll be home around 6-7 so I'm starting now
First time making this too, so I hope this goes well

>>34522404
More you faggot
dinosaur

>>34522404
please tell me more
desu

>>34522404
You cant leave us like that faggot.
Oreganal

>>34522404
>drama unfolds over the next month or so
>mom moves out, divorce is finalized
>sister eventually gets mom to admit she had an affair
>dad found out because sister had some genetic condition
>neither he nor my mom had it, he demanded a paternity test
>realize all the drama was because dad got cucked and she lied

>tl;dr
>dust settles, finally ask my sister what she meant a few weeks ago
>said she was kinda interested because of bad boyfriends but was unsure
>now is more insistent because we're not completely related and its not as gross
>joke that it's like being cousins or something and it's legal somewhere
>her eyes light up at the thought
>she asks me if I'm being serious
>tell her I meant what I said if she did

>end up dating pretty seriously for a month or so
>fooled around a bit in bed but never went all the way
>she got a bit weirded out one day when we were getting food
>friend from school recognized her, and recognized me
>friend made a joke about how much time we were spending together
>sister is unsure about being together now
>doesn't want people to think we were weird
>we break it off, I'm sad as fuck and go back to being a recluse

>year or so goes by since it all happened
>i'm a few weeks from leaving for the military
>she ends up finding another guy that "reminded her of me"
>they never got serious because she wanted to "wait until marriage"
>sister is telling me all about him during the summer
>dad is away on a business trip
>she finally comes out and says she wants me to be her first if we can't be together

>>34522623

>>34522464
>>34522543
>>34522562
We ended up sleeping with each other for about a week and a half until our dad (well, my dad) came back. Few weeks later I shipped off. We still text and talk all the time, usually about what a clingy cunt our mom has been because she's in a new marriage (that's been on-again off-again for 10 years) and my sister lives ~50 miles from her and ends up picking up the baggage. We try to meet each other once or twice a year, though we both have our own lives.

She still teases the fuck out of me. She's comfortable getting naked around me, strutting around in bikinis, and getting right up in my personal space. We last saw each other at Christmas at our grandparent's party. We were naked in the hot tub together late at night in the freezing cold. Was fun. But I sincerely wish it was something more. She's engaged now, though. I'm still a neet shitposting on 4chan.

>>34522643
You served in the military. You've done more with your life than most of the neets on 4chan dude. I wouldn't be to critical of yourself

>>34522643
Tell her you want to marry her, maybe she's willing to leave him for you.
Also that'd be funny as fuck for him to get cucked by his fiance's brother.

>>34522643
Dude what the fuck, go over there and take back your woman. You don't want to be a cuck like your dad, right? Well you already kinda are, but you can redeem yourself.

>>34522643
I have a similar situation with my current "girlfriend".

She and I are about the same age and grew up together thinking we were cousins. Half cousins. My mom had three half brothers who all shared the same dad. Family all lived really close to each other so we saw each other a lot at family gatherings. Lot of sexual tension once we hit puberty and we often talked about fooling around together but didnt want to be caught having incest. When we were 17 and seniors we started applying for college. That's when it came out that her dad [my mom's half brother] was actually her stepdad. She was only related to her [half] sisters through her mom meaning we were technically unrelated. All the unresolved sexual tension burned away and we started fucking like rabbits. It felt like we had dated for our entire life. The family was a little weird about it at first but they really can't say anything bad about it.

Our petname for each other is cousin. We probably will get married. I would say go for it and if you can't get officially married at least be together. Fuck the haters. Call each other brother and sister for that kinky vibe

>>34523051
Cousin marriage is actually legal in most places. Not so much for sibling marriage.

Guys if you need to do something, just do it. Clean your room, change your air filter, clean out your fridge, dust off your furniture. Stop procrastinating.

>>34524244
Get ouf of here, Shia.

>>34524244
And most importantly, lewd your sisters
Beargguy

Mixed a bunch of leftover taco meat with an avocado and some buffalo sauce. It looks like a really bad shit, but it tastes pretty great.

Also, you'd think I'd be used to the 3-ish hour wait in between me getting home and Em getting home, but instead I feel like the wait gets more boring and shitty every time. Guess I'm just a lonely fucker. /blogshit

Ive been following this for about 3 days, anychance anyone still has links to the old threads i wouldd lovee to read them

>>34525269
Ask for a longer shift you silly cuck.

>>34525355
Check desuarchive, 99% of the threads have "imouto" or "sister" in the OP

>>34525355
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/hug%20your%20imouto/page/1/

What I've been using, might wanna start from the 3rd page, though it goes back to 2013. Don't know if there are any threads missing or anything though.

>>34525598
I'd start around Thanksgiving, that's when these threads really took off

>>34525384
Look at this silly man with his good ideas.

I think I'll try for another transfer rather than more bagging hours though, been thinking about the deli or something.

>>34525715
What do you do?

Or was it that other tripfag

>>34525743
I avoid my coworkers advances while occasionally putting groceries into bags.

>>34525860
Why not tell them you're gay or something

>>34525881
I like how that's what everyone says to do.

It's probably too late now, I dunno. She's moving to the bakery soon so it should be less of a problem anyway.

>>34525715
>Look at this silly man with his good ideas.
Don't go around assuming people's genders. And did you seriously never think of that?

>>34526028
Seems like the obvious thing to do, how long have you had the job?

>>34526028
Till she starts bringing over her warm, moist baked good for you to sample

>>34526054
>Don't go around assuming people's genders.
>4chan

Found the Reddit liberal

>>34526060
>Here Pat, I made this bun in my oven just for you. Take good care of it, I made it with love

>>34526097
I bet you're one of those scumbags that calls their pets "boy" and "girl" aren't you? Misgendering your pets is animal abuse.

>>34526055
Middle of last month, it's in the archive if you want an exact date.

>>34526054
Genders are a weird thing that people care way too much about. And yeah, I thought about it, I just think I'll try for a transfer first.

>>34526060
I'll take free food as long as she's not trading them for dates or sex.

>>34526182
Yup, and proud of it, snow flake :)

>>34526110
Why did I picture her handing me a baby when I read that.

>>34526219
I'm fucking with you dude

>>34526229
Because that's what I wanted it to sound like

>>34526257
Figured you were. Just bored

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>>34526229
Who knows, might be because of someone.

>>34526229
Jesus Christ dude, just creampie that pussy already.

>>34526346
I don't wanna creampie H, that would be weird.

>>34526387
You know who he's talking about, don't play dumb.

>>34526387
Well get her on birth control first, then it wouldn't be weird.
Also ask Em if there's anyone she wants to see you have sex with. Besides your older sister

>>34526431
OH fuck off with your cuckshit nigger

>>34526229
Pat, you gotta post pics of your sister.

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>>34526475
He has told us before that she looks very similar to this

>>34526511
How do you get so desperate for a girl,yet be such an autist that the only girl you can talk to is your sister?

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>>34526431
>cucking your imouto

>>34526278
Sauce, anon?

Originally no

>>34526548
Considering you're here following the thread and taking time out to type the message, I'd say it's a case of the pot calling the kettle black

>>34526548
Spotted the normie/newfag. It's the other way around.

>>34526465
>>34526558
Pretty sure it was leading for a threesome ending.

>>34526583
https://exhentai.org/g/907595/2c46bf91b9/

>>34526592
Siblings are not for sharing unless it's with another sibling

>>34526591
>Newfag
You're the newfag here.I'm 50 and yet I still consider myself to be better than you fags who get so desperate that you fuck your sister

>>34526660
Maybe you should ask your mother if she's DTF

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>>34526660
>he's 50
>hasn't fucked his sister

why even continue living

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>>34526431
Well this is nothing but bad ideas right here.

>>34526475
Okay.

>>34526660
Sounds like someone missed out on purest love.

What the fuck are you doing here, gramps?

>>34526690
Man why you gotta be like that. Just the face, you can even black out her eyes

>>34526690
Wait I'm confused who's taking the picture whose feet are those is that really your sister

>>34526677
I don't think dead people can talk

Cat is out of the bag, someone knows.

>Get a call while I'm at work just before noon.
>It's A.
>Asks me if I could meet up with her for lunch to talk about something important.
>Apprehensively agree to meet her.
>Hang up.
>Heart is in my fucking throat.
>Most nerve-raking crawl to lunch I've ever had.
>Spend the whole time thinking that she figured it out and what I'm going to say to her.
>Finally lunch rolls around and I meet A at a nearby cafe.
>Look calm but I feel like I'm about to throw up my own heart.
>A: 'I wanted to ask you what you're doing for L's birthday...'
>Jesus fuck, I nearly had a heart attack.
>A:'And I also wanted to talk to you about you and L... like, your relationship together.
>airraidsirens.wav
>A:'She told me about what's going on between you two yesterday.'
>'Oh yeah? What'd she say?'
>Trying to keep calm and not show my hand.
>A:'L said that you two had decided to develop your relationship, like, as boyfriend and girlfriend...'
>Paused for a bit before saying it was true.
>I explained that me and L had a long talk about our feelings towards each other and about what we should do going forward.
>A:'I know you both have a different father, but she's still your sister J.
>'That doesn't change how I feel about her and how I see her.'
>A then proceeded put me through the ringing asking me question after question.
>When she finished with all over her questions she sat back and sighed.
>A:'L said the exact same thing.'
>A:'Look, you and L, I know you're both smart and you wouldn't jump into something like this without any thought.'
>A:'This whole thing is weird, but L's my friend and I want to support her.'
>A:'I'm not going to tell either of you how to live your lives. I just want to make sure you both know what you're getting into.'

She expressed some of her worries, but ultimately, she gave her support.
The rest of the lunch just consisted of me thanking her for looking out for my sister and planning a birthday party for L.