>tfw 23 and still a kissless virgin

>>34490601
I'm 27 and have kissed some chicks and fingered some girl's pussy a couple times, but I've never fucked.
I'm a 27 year old virgin, kid.

19 yo kv
Could you say what prevented you from getting a grill past age 20, so that I might learn from your mistakes?

i'm 35. i've never kissed a girl.

at some point, you become an example for people to use - "i don't want to end up like that guy."

>>34490732
AHHHAAHHA

I've fucked,, but never kissed. It was a fatty form craigslist with bipolar disorder. I didn't even cum.

>>34490732
At this point, girls will pity fuck you.

>>34490723

Ditto. Am also 19 kv. Please gib advice. People just seem to ignore me in general so I have no idea how to attract attention and girls.

>>34490650
>fingered some girl's pussy a couple times, but I've never fucked.
Please explain that to me. Please. I'm a total KHV. So a girl is horny enough to let you finger her but she isn't horny enough to take your penis? If she let you do it a couple times then she should let you fuck her somewhere, no?

>>34490723
literally just not trying. my self-esteem is so low that i never even make the attempt so that i can be rejected. this is in spite of being told i am good looking by multiple girls. so if you aren't hideous my advice would be to actually fucking go for it. if you're already actively pursuing girls and getting rejected then thats a whole new ball game that i know nothing about

>>34490978
>this is in spite of being told i am good looking by multiple girls.
>JUST DO IT
You have no place lecturing us

>>34490601
Your mother and father do not love you.

im different
i was fingering girls while i was in 1st grade, even was playing with girl's vags when i like pre-school era and i kissed like 5 girls before i was in 3rd grade

i remember specifically in 1st grade i was fingering a girl during class, while we were watching some movie with the lights turned out

my friend ratted me out when he moved,

i only grew antisocial/distant when i was older and moved around more, discovered people are worthless and not worth my time

>>34490996
he asked why im still a virgin at 23 and i told him the answer. many robots dont realise a girl will never initiate. if you never do anything show interest or promote yourself you will never, ever get laid

>>34491042
This is sooo fucking false my dude haha. It's 2017 and girls regularly aproach very good looking guys many times over. Make a chad account on a daiting site and see for your self. Keep telling yourself lies that make you feel better. If a girl likes you she will make it dead obvious she wants to be asked out and will eventually just do it her self. It's just that it's never happened to any of you 7/10 and below fucks so you think it's it real. No average girl will put her self in the orbit of guys that have a similar SMV when she can go on tinder and get guys way above her league without any effort.

>>34491042
That's cool kiddo. No man or woman has ever hinted at me being attractive in any way. Go fuck yourself.

>>34490835

Pity fuck is worst thing anon, I wouldn't recommend it.

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>>34490650
Get on my power level. I am going to be 30 in a few months, and I have never kissed or held hands with a woman.

>>34491093
This is really fucking true. I have a brother that works part time at retail at 28 and does not even drive (gets rides from his parents and friends), yet gets women throwing themselves at him left and right because he puts a ton of effort into his physical appearance (body, clothes, etc.).

Women care just as much about looks as men, but men can at least raise their SMV through having charisma and/or wealth/status.

>>34490601
I know that exact unoriginal feel

i'm 26 and never even hugged a girl

>>34491507
Consider yourself lucky maybe. I only been hugged because a girl was dared by her friends to hug me. When I looked over at her walking back they were all aiming their smartphones at her walking back towards them and me staring. I probably was a facebook meme.

>>34490723
>>34490836
Also a 19 yo khhv. I've given up, I have receding chin and chubby cheeks which are both death sentence

>>34490650
>girls have liked you enough to want you to kiss them and even manipulate their genitals
That's huge levels of validation most of us will never even come close to experiencing. You might as well be a non-virgin. Fucking normalfag.

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>>34491232
How is this even possible? I get sex, but a single kiss in 30 years?

>>34491093
>It's just that it's never happened to any of you 7/10 and below fucks so you think it's it real
What are you even arguing about? That's pretty much his point. 8/10 and above is rare, they barely have to try to get anything. Below that line, and you have to work hard as shit or it won't happen. That's what he's saying.

Remember, 5/10 is average. Anything above that is above average. Within two points of 10 and your Hollywood-tier

>>34491624
>I get sex
NORMIE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>20 year old KHTV
>never spoken to a female that wasn't a family member or cash register

>>34491673
Hollywood is a bunch of ugly Jewish manlets, is that really what women want? Have I been fooled?

>>34491821
how did you not talk to your teachers

>>34491905
Home schooled. Original post.

>>34491781

You're reeeeeeing at the wrong thing, autisman.

>>34491925

Your parents shouldn't have been allowed to be parents.

>>34491970
Why? Better than federal (((education))).

>>34491925

You should go to a hooker. Talk, fuck, become the Chadman.

>>34490732
Fuckin hell, "people" are monsters

>>34491982
Does Chad pay women to make sex with him? I want to get married and breed, not ride rentals or communal scooters.

>>34491970

Better than federal? If your education means you have never interacted with a person of the opposite sex, it isn't better than anything.

>>34492012

Yes, Chad does sometimes pay for sex. Another thing Chad does, talk to women.

>>34492015
I've mumbled at cash registers a lot, I can say "hi" and "good" when they ask me how I'm doing and I can say "Have a nice day/evening" when I leave. I'm pretty good at it, I hardly mumble or stutter anymore. I'd much rather be a little awkward with girls than one of the braindead Communist faggots that the federal schools pump out.
>>34492036
See above, I can talk to women.

>>34492036
Are you trying to tell me I'm doing something wrong? anon permacucked by chad here

>>34492062

Did you really think you had it all right up until now?

Amateurs. 40, here.

Soon I will absorb all souls.

>>34492132

Are your parents still alive? Do they know how sad your life is?

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>>34492132
I find this hard to believe, but I also feel like I'll be there soon myself.

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>>34492158
I'm back living with them on their undeveloped, 15-acre property. In a caravan, at that!

>>34491232
>31
>never even held hands either
Welcome to the club. It's all about the face and confidence.

>>34492221
Why should anyone take your advice?

>>34492239
I'm not giving advice because there is no way to fix an ugly face or fake confidence if you never knew it. What kind of advice did you see in my post?

>>34492256
Both of those things can actually be changed though.

>>34492288
Are you talking about plastic surgery for the face?

I'm 39 and never taken a photo with girl

>>34491093
Stop seeing stuff that happens Hollywood Stars and compares that to normal people. I know a fuckload of Chads, of guys that are objectively 8/10+, not ONCE of these guys happened that girls throw them at him. Sorry, but you talk bullshit, women never do the first step. They think they do it, but in fact they looking like a retard at you and hope that you speaking to them.

There was a Thread for a year or so from a 27 years old KHV (he worked in a Restaurant or something like that), he posted pics from himself, he was objectively Model Tier. He said from himself that women never started to talk with him.

>>34492311
Yes. A man should be able to save up for it if it's something he truly needs.

26 kissless virgin

i think i might be bi but refuse to "give in" to men first, partially because i feel more straight-leaning but also partially because it feels like having a guy fuck me is cheating

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>That one time a girl hugged you before school finished
T-thanks

>>34493287
>Orgasming from the thought of a hug

>>34493254
I look feminine in the face. Makes me think god put me on earth to suck dick. I am straight too but my lips say otherwise. I'm not being cheeky either. No chick sees anything in me, but some men have. When some man wants me to suck his dick it would be pretentious of me to turn him away.

>>34490601
>tfw 18 and still haven't had a threesome yet
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>34490601
man don't even sweat it, females are legit AIDS. Cunts fucked just hand it man and focus on what you're doing.

>>34490601
Kissless Virgin until I was 23 years and 5 months old.

>>34490601
Ya know, Elliot was also 23 and khv...

>>34492441

It happened to me before and I'm just a 3-4/10 (she was too desu). some cashier took an interest in me.

if you're really a catch girls won't just let you slip through their fingers

I

>>34491037
>discovered people are worthless and not worth my time
sometimes u gotta comedown to earth and realize ur posting on r9k. Your worthless and not worth anyone's time.