Political Compass inspection day robots. Show me what you've got.

>>34488066
>that far left mating press
MY D I C K

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>>34488066
>I'm seizing your means of reproduction!!

Aren't they all dudes?

On a latter note, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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I have ascended beyond this graph of the second dimension. The red pill makes you go higher up to the right in the second dimension, but the bog pill makes you break the barrior into the third dimension where you discover the truth. You access the fourth dimension in order to get a good view of the third, of course.

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black is where I used to be before I got into theory

>>34488131
They're "girls" doing the fucking. The dudes are being fucked.

>>34488298
I want you to read that sentence aloud to yourself.

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D-Don't tread on me
How was that not original

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I can't say I'm very politically inclined. I don't really identify with any particular ideology, but my strongest sympathies currently reside with egoist and post-left anarchism. I've recently joined Stirner's House of Spooks, and I'm loving it. And it jives well with my preexisting Nietzsche-influenced worldview.

My biggest problem with the test is that it asks most questions with the assumption that the state/capitalism exist as they are now. Which I guess makes sense, but given the current state of capitalism, I'm more or less content with the government possessing more power to curb its influence, but that's the extent of my sympathy for the state. So how do I properly answer a question like "the government should increase regulation on businesses in order to protect the environment?" or whatever? Ideally, the government wouldn't exist at all nor would corporations have the power to impact the environment so strongly, so how do I answer this question most in line with my beliefs? I'd like to say yes, I'd rather have the state reel them in than allow for unmitigated corporate expansion, but then the test pegs me for being more of a statist than I actually am. These are some loaded questions.

>>34488259
before i was told how to think by my university*

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>>34488066
>subscribing to the left-right dichotomy in current year
Solid joke there my pal.
I'd gladly get fucked by any of those girls but the commie

>>34488430
This. (((Reading))) is for liberals cucks.

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>>34488419
>but then the test pegs me for being more of a statist than I actually am.
This is exactly why left/right bullshit is old an out-dated, just like government

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>>34488066
I want to be raped the authoritarian right girl

Is it bad to jerk off to this?

>>34488557
I hope not, because I did

>>34488066
Jesus fucking Christ sissies are the most belligerent and obnoxious cancer to hit since Bronies.

>>34488577
You shouldn't have, it's very bad.

>>34488596
but so good

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>>34488480
I had a picture of the political compass on a 2D plane with Stirner hovering above it, laughing at the spooks, but I've lost it. So have a spooky costanza, fellow ego-bro.

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>>34488066
Heil Hitler
Original prisoner of war

>>34488451
Reading books is a Jewish ploy?

What isn't, at this juncture?

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>>34488589
>he pretends he doesn't want to be tied up, verbally abused, anally brutalized, and made into authoritarian left's personal cumdump

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>>34488606
Thank you, my spooky friend. Have this picture of my property in return :^)

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y'all niggas ain't shit in a very original way

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>>34488066
here's me

rate me, please

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>>34488066
I am the same color as the immigrant ass
>tfw will never be hate-raped
why even live

>doesn't feel good to be tread on does it fucker
l m a o

anyways here is this

>>34488339
I mean it's fairly degenerate, but they could just be using strapons, that would still make them girls

>>34488743
90% of OP artist's output is futa fucking guys until they cry, don't bet on it

>>34488743
They are very clearly not using strap-ons. The balls on Authoritarian Right are on proud display, slapping the gooch of the weeping minority.

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>>34488066
>tfw no cute gf to violate my NAP

>>34488066
am i the only upper right here?

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i feel like some of these questions are stupid or don't offer adequate responses

>>34489035
im here anon

6, 5 wbu

>>34488066
>lower right

jesus christ upper right. Raceplay really is the best fetish.

>>34489170
the bottom

origamiii

>>34488066
>Oh god I'm going to free market
Who even wrote this shit?

>>34489311
probably commissioned by someone from /pol/

>>34488066
>both of the left panels encroach onto the right side
Woah...

>>34488066
I really REALLY want a girl to make me her bitch like that. It's a shame it will never ever happen.

>>34489684
that you pizza?

as someone who's been fucked by girls and dudes, girls suck at fucking. they just don't have the same testosterone fueled thrust that a man does. it's not the same

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>>34488066
>oh god I'm going to free market!!

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>>34488736
Heyyyy same, famalimo

>>34489811
How did you find a girl willing to peg you? I'm half convinced they only exist in porn

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I'm white, hopefully that doesn't stop me from being taught a lesson.

>>34488135
Seriously though why are the Bogdanoffs getting so much attention here after the whole time they've existed and never pushed here before?

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Honestly the results of this thing are faulty. Your mood moves you one or two points off.

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dude weed lmaofo

>>34490390
Memes

Trending

Funny looking stuff

Money

Pur it together and browse more sites that aren't 4chan. You'll see some day.

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There really should be an "I don't give a shit about this"/neutral option for this fucking test.

I can't even remember the questions anymore. That's how much I cared about agreeing or disagreeing with them.

I thought I was more right wing but I guess I'm very neutral on shit.

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>>34488066
i'm not gay but if a trap wanted to rail my maculine ass i'd probably have to let them