>tfw too fat to have a social life

>>34487502
Fag. Asses fatter than you have friends. You probably have a mental disorder or were very sheltered.

Maybe you won't get a non fat girlfriend, but friends are pretty easy to get if you have social skills.

Get on my level fucker. I'm ready to fucking kill myself because I hate every single thing about myself, and I deny that this is my body and that this conscious thing is me.

I can't possibly be me right now. I don't exist as this person. I'm not this person. This person is a piece of shit who wants to be that person, but I am not that person FUCK HIM SO MUCH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HIM. I hate him. I'm not him. I only exist as myself without the qualities of said piece of crap that's trapping my soul in his meat body as a form of torture. He deserves to fucking die that piece of shit. Fuck him.

>>34487502
>tfw too fat to jerk off twice without getting heart attack

>>34487502
>be me, almost obese, make some online friends
>get invited to one guys house who is hosting a LAN party
>about ten people there
>within 2 minutes of arriving I have to do a stinky fart
>everyone coughing and gagging, have to open windows
>I don't admit to it, but they suspect me
>ask if I can use his couch as a seat as I can't fit onto the other chairs
>he is cool
>we buy pizzas and split the cost
>I eat almost three whole pizzas without realizing it
>bert stares from the other players
>playing games
>have to fart again, unfortunately it's a noisy one
>everyone gags a little but windows all open so it dissipates
>can feel wetness in my pants
>stay in seat as afraid to get up and reveal my mess
>get up, see a massive shit stain on the white couch
>cover it with my sweater every time I get up to go toilet or for drink of fizzy, to hide my shame
>at end of the night cover it with a newspaper just before I leave
>never got invited to his house again

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>>34488750
I choose to believe this isn't real

>>34487502
Did you shower outside at night like I told you?

>>34487502
Have a social life online

>>34487502
How fat we talkin here, buddy? I'm 5'11" 325 lbs and I have a social life kind of.

>>34489819
fuck
at 6'1 my biggest was 308
can't imagine life heavier than that