Girls actually play this game. Is nothing sacred? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They almost always play green

>>34487378
Can confirm I play green.

>>34487399
Can confirm, your looking for beta orbiters

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>>34487351
>TFW making a new simic deck

>>34487428
Can confirm, you can't differentiate your and you're

>>34487428
If I was looking for orbiters this wouldn't be where I would go. I just found it funny that he was right.

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>>34487378
>>34487428
name a better clan than gruul. protip: ive been playing off and on for 15+ years

they zerg produce sets it seems - like every 3 months they got some new release. i don't like that.

Ever since the geek fad has been turned mainstream girls and normals have pretty much crept into every facet of this subculture . I can imagine how tough it is already for some girls who originally enjoyed the hobby before mainstream made it chic to be geek but it annoys me that these hobbies solely have gained attention from some females just because they couldn't fit into Chad and Stacey's hobbies and decided to be a big fish in a little pond leeching off of desperate omegas.

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>>34487351
>tfw at NerdFest (CanCon) yesterday
>Roasties everywhere

Also, I met a furry

I can't wait for this whole faux nerd trend to finally die off and for normies to move onto something else.

>>34487519
Boros is best clan.

>>34487351
yeh, but they play the shit formats IE modern and standard. Legacy is a real mans game.

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>>34488073
hardly anyone plays legacy online. and I sure as hell am not going outside

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nkqr7tYLeM

>>34487673
As long as tech is new and exciting there will be normie nerds. That's what happens when you win a culture war

>>34488073
Legacy is much more fun than standard, but vintage is hands down the most fun format for me. Yes, it's super unbalanced, but I still really enjoy how much fun stuff you could do in the format.

That being said, I haven't really played since the introduction of modern. The last full block I played was Kamigawa, with a few dips back into the game during Time Spiral; I started playing when Urza's Destiny was released.

>>34488250
>LOOK GUYS I AM A GRILL PLAYING CARD GAME XDXDXDXDXD SO COOL.

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>>34488472
you're starting to depress me anon.
>>34488517
watching the second video now. its even worse

>>34487378
I've seen tree girls that all played variations of Black though (U/B, R/B, W/B) so you're wrong :^)

>tfw no robot friend to play tier 2-3 fun decks with instead of having to play hypercompetitive decks at my LGS full of Spikes.

>>34487519
Rakdos here, have fun with all those creatures I use my myriad of removal spells to kill.

>>34487351
No they are a fucking disease that need to be killed.

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>>34487519
Both Izzet and Simic are more fun.
And Temur is bsxt 3 colours with pic related being my favourite card

>>34487512
Stop lying. I hate cunt that shove their pussy into man time.

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>>34488597
I hear you. Trust me I'm very particular as to what creatures I'm putting in my decks (very few)
>>34488648
I'm big fan of simic but things change

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>>34487519
>Implying izzet is not the best guild on ravnica
Shiggitdy

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>>34488539
Why was my post depressing?

Pic related is my favourite card, despite being from a set that came out after I stopped playing (for the most part).

>she keeps a Circle Of Protection: Black in her purse whenever she goes out

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>>34488989
>>34488989
>Why was my post depressing?

>I haven't really played since the introduction of modern. The last full block I played was Kamigawa

Help an anon out here. Is there video game of magic to play so I can learn the game? That's how I learned to play yugioh and pokemon tcg when I was younger. The only thing I remember reading about was a dreamcast game that was in gook, so I couldn't play it.

>>34489121
Magic Origins on Steam is a free MtG based game with a tutorial, go play that.

>>34489121
On steam there's a free game called Magic Duels that should help with the basics.

>tfw there's a magic club at my uni
>tfw I don't know whether to bring my tier 1 decks and be 'that guy' who ruins everyone's fun with a competitive deck
>tfw I don't know whether to bring my just for fun decks and be 'that guy' who is awful at the game
>tfw I'm not going to go either way
It's a real shame this game requires talking to someone irl

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>>34489121
cockatrice is a free program that gives you access to all the cards and there are people that play ill be on this thread for a while let me know if you need any help installing or w/e

>>34489244
you haven't heard of magic the gathering online?

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>>34489097
Well, don't think I'm some oldfag or anything, I started playing Magic when I was 7, and stopped completely when I was 16 (first stopped when I first went to high school because I didn't have anyone to play wtih, went back to it for a bit when I found someone who would play with me in high school).

Pic related is one of my favourite cards that I ever actually owned.

>>34489244

If you're not friends with anyone they're just going to work together to steal your shit and when you report it to the police, they're all going to pretend to not know you and frame you for espionage.

>>34489259

>green card that gives you haste

????

>>34489244
...Why don't you bring a competitive deck and a fun deck? Quit being an aspie.

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>>34489329
different for each of us I guess. cool card

>>34487351
no, nothing is
guys wear stripe socks and call themselves girls now
we all have complaints anon.
>>34487378
used to until I went to modern
now it's all about that merfolk
splashing in white next
end goal is to take this baby legacy!

>>34489384
>being surprised old cards do dumb things
At the time they basically went "Green is the creature colour, haste affects creatures only, fuck it man green gets haste"

>try to play MTG with fembot
>she gets pissy that my deck has artifact lands and says my deck isn't tournament legal
>we're not playing in a tournament

>>34489523
>no, nothing is
>guys wear stripe socks and call themselves girls now we all have complaints anon

t. when a girl tries to be sincere and relate

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>>34489053
If it's to ward off the negroes, then that makes it all the better.

>>34487351
They're all bad tho so it's ok

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>>34489259
I tried installing/working it a few years ago, but gave up for some lazy reason. I'm down if you feel like typing it up/linking for my lazy ass.

I heard there's the honor system though and butthurt faggots can cheat and shit.

Pic related. One of the rares I got in my first starter deck. The others were a Mist Dragon and Lion's Eye Diamond.

>>34490286
pros: access to every card
cons: you have to manually do a lot of shit that mtgo takes care of

https://cockatrice.github.io/

>>34487351
>>34487378

I play black and blue. Sometimes green. Mainly blue, I love the strategy involved.

>>34487399
>>34490402
do me a favor and stop.

>>34490451
Why? To make you happy that you have a boys only club?

>>34490471
im not sure how to explain the reasoning behind it. its just, look at the way humans evolved from basically animals now they do a bunch of shit that animals wouldn't do (e.g. internet, gaming) why do girls seep into every aspect of what is suppose to differentiate male from female, is there a fine line, or does it not matter girl or guy?

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The community sucks regardless of whether girls play or not, you fucking faggot.

>>34490603
I wasn't aware tabletop card games were gendered, like, at all.

Nor are video games.

God, you're very precious about your hobbies aren't you. Shouldn't you be happy you might one day find a girl who likes the same things as you?

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>>34490654
Wotc sucks and the community are normal fags whether you're good or not, you fucking loser.

ftfm

Never understood the appeal of MTG. My friend (when I was young and still had some) once tried to get me into it, and it just seemed like a really boring ass game with little to do. Are people really that charmed with shitty fantasy art on the carton rectangles?

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>>34487351
>brother tries to get you into this
>has like no depth compared to yugioh
>nobody plays yugioh anymore because muh children's anime card game

>>34489703
>wtf faggot that shits not legal in tournaments you fucking casual

At leased she spurged about it like any other aspie would. Shit is serus bidnez

>>34490685
im at the age now where I don't think about that kind of shit anymore.
>>34490773
not sure how to respond to this except I guess you would have to play to understand why its fun

>>34490872
So surely you should be at the age where you don't give a fuck if women join your hobby?

Who #gpprague here?

Why do girls play Magic but not YuGiOh?

>>34490903
not that guy but everybody should have a problem with roasties joining their hobby. They only do it for attention or be le nerd gurl because big bang told them to

>>34488250
>Fail Noob Girls
That kind of title is almost always for more hits.

>>34490933
Because it's a beta anime card game and not what hipster chad plays with them between blumpkins

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>>34490837
>implying yugioh isnt an over complicated mess with endless power creep

>>34490654
So when that card came out, you could play it like Black Lotus, right? Nowadays the Oracle text has the land sacrifice as a replacement ability, but I don't remember the nuances of fifth edition rules nearly well enough.

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>>34490903
in your honest opinion what was the reason that people made magic: the gathering 1. to have fun 2. to make money ...the question might seem off base but it actually applies to the conversation we're having now as the topic of the thread was alluding to the issue of main concern.

its just a simple question answer sincerely and honestly

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>>34490935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suzy2Cg5rf4&t=253s

try that shit on for size lad

The game sucked since they returned to ravnica and brought back eldrazi.

I'll wait another year until eldrazi are all fucking gone and decide to play this abortion of a game. I had a lot of fun during old innistrad and new phyrexia blocks, shit even when it was RTR.

But fuck this garbage of eldrazi again, the fact that all my FNM places aren't even doing standard events and are doing commander shows how abysmal this game is. To call it sacred is a joke.

>>34490980
I think you had to sacrifice the lands first. It would've been too powerful otherwise, and I'd remember if it was used like that.

>>34490984
Well, I'd think to have fun. That's why I play it.

>>34488250
Terrible
Well at least there was 1:13...

>>34490837
No one plays YGO because they know the meta is a fucking mess with stupid ass levels of power crepe where konami just keeps releasing overpowered shit for the new archtype and their card roster is so potent now that they will make oversights on decks that become super OP because of an old useless card that now finally found use.

Also fuck your paragraph sentences on a SMALL card. It's not even fucking standard size and they are putting paragraphs on these fuckers to explain rules that take a fucking paragraph of explanation on how to play the fucking thing. You like a garbage game and it isn't for the reason of "children's anime card game" it's because the meta is so fucking abysmal and boring that you can only play one or two powerhouse decks that can compete or you might as well just say you lost before you even started the game.

Lastly, fuck you for saying YGO has "depth" it has no fucking depth. It has no resouce management, it has nothing, it's all just shitty combinations and special summons and then maybe if you have a trap "responding" with that trap after special summoning a dangerous monster. A game with no resource is made for retarded incompetent idiots who can't do shit but the same method over and over again with LITTLE variation or decision making because it would ruin the single long chain of combos in order to set up your field. There is no thought, just doing a single long chained combo over and over every match to get the same result.

>work at lgs
>most qts play pokemon tcg

>>34491075
the highlight of the video, when they actually appear to be human. in the next couple of videos she doesn't wear a bra and they keep trying to be funny its sad

>>34491121
I mean you aren't wrong. But most of them if they aren't autistic are already taken.

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>>34491121
>>34491142
fun fact: pokemon was published by wizards of the coast

>>34491053
Yeah, I dunno. I didn't know the rules that well when Weatherlight was in standard (aka Type 2). I tried to play Lotus Vale on occasion but ran into too much land destruction.

>>34491186
fun fact no 2: standard Pokemon players outnumber standard magic players nearly 2:1
bannings havent changed a thing except for singles sales

>>34487351
>love MtG
>finally have the money to build a nice deck
>go to Friday night
>place is unbearably hot and smells like dickcheese by the end of Round 3

Jesus christ, is it THAT difficult to shower and wear some cologne?

>>34491186
For like 5 years and only in the west. It's not like they did shit. They just translated shit and pushed it out in booster boxes.

>>34491239
For some people, yeah
Its the only sanctuary they have where they can forget about life for a few hours of the week
Theres a reason why lots of people consider it a neckbeard hobby
You're normie status compared to them

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>>34491056
that was probably the idea at first but now its like >>34491017 said because they want money.

>>34491324
I take pride in my normie/robot halfbreed status, but I seriously can't wrap my head around it. Even a shitty Axe spray will suffice.

Is there any good starter decks I can build for less than 20 bucks?

>>34491432
Blue milling

>>34487378
Blue and Green are the best colours. Black is ok, but can't compete.

>>34487351
only idiots play card games
i would go with losers, but there are some pretty intelligent losers.

>>34491526
yeah and your opinion mattered faggot.

>>34491686
Just like yours did?

>>34487573
Did you play in the modern event?

I'm spooked that there is another Canberran robot around

>>34491730
nighty night cake-eater

>>34490654
The eternal (EDH/Legacy/Vintage) community is pretty good from my experience, from the events I've been to its usually alot of older guys who only come out for the monthly legacy tourney to have fun.

But thats from my experience, modern/standard/draft are still turbo aids, not to mention not that fun either and should be avoided at all costs desu.

>>34487351
>water type
>grass type
>fire type
>dark type?
>sun type?

Is that right?

>>34489259
Xmage is so much better.

Eldrazi master race reporting in to scoof at you fucking plebs.
Colorless is best color.

normies play that game

i met my bf through magic ha

>>34492348
blue green red black white
symbol is just a general idea, the color is the actual important part

>>34493675
be my g- wait

do you have a friend that also plays magic that could be my gf

if so, give them a "be my gf" on my behalf please

>>34491239
I love the game but it gets pretty gross sometimes. Last friday i was at a table between two guys who smelled like they dont do laundry. My opponent kept picking his nose.

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Mfw i stoped playing this shit at 18 bcs the angry nerd culture that sorrounded it.

> that shit was 14 yrs ago.

>Mfw nerds and autist still play it.

> Mfw i comment this on a malasyan table for display of traditional frog sculptures.

>>34489244
have I woken up in the universe where people only have one inventory slot? just bring both you fucking sperg