Any other straight anons here that, y-you know, admire /aesthetic/

>>34485661
I could look at pictures of penises all day long something about them is just memorizing. I just love admiring big hard throbbing penises. I don't think its gay at all.

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just take the dick already anon, it's 2017 everyone is pretty much a faggot at this point

I like to jerk off to dicks and deep throat porn. But last night I met up with some dude from craigslist, he was hung and had a nice cock. But the whole experience sucked, no pun intended. It was awkward, didn't feel right and he was creepy. It made me appreciate women more.

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>>34485753
D-don't tempt me anon-kun. I'm already on the verge of falling of the cliff of being straight and landing on a big jagged dick.

>>34485661
Sometimes when you're admiring them do you think maybe they taste good? I think about how they taste a lot when I admire them. I mean it only seems right if they look so beautiful they probably taste good too.

>>34485835
just do it and get it over with, no point in saying "i want to ride a rollercoaster" but never bother to actually do so

taking dick is only dumb when you let random niggas nut in your boypussy without protection as there is no way in telling where that dick has been

>>34485661
Ahhh you weren't trying to erp. That's cute then its fine to like dicks now a days being gay is no big deal honestly. You don't even have to be gay to like dicks you can be bi or you can just be curious and try it once if you don't like it at least you will know you're straight.

>>34485661
I don't know about big veiny dicks, but cute feminine dicks are definitely appealing.

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>>34485847
N-now that you mention it, nice ducks do look k-kinda tasty. Is there anyway to taste it without doing something gay like sucking his dick? Maybe if I put cinnamon on the tip I'll be doing it purely for the taste, r-right?

This is the gayest fucking thread I have ever seen

>>34486170
Maybe you could just try to you know lick it. You wouldn't actually be sucking it so it would be like you were just tasting something that looked delicious.

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>>34486217
That's a great idea! I can just lick it to taste it. I wonder what different parts of it t-taste like though. I guess I can just l-lick it all over. I bet under the foreskin is really juicy, I could just say I'm h-helping him clean it. I'll look like such a nice and helpful person

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>>34486170
>Is there anyway to taste it without doing something gay like sucking his dick
There is nothing gay about sucking a beautiful dick. That is the only proper way to admire and worship them.

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I really hope to suck a penis soon!

>>34486294
You could try licking the whole shaft starting at the base then you would get a good taste of every part. Hopefully it doesn't taste too good you wouldn't want to seem gay for licking it too much.

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>>34486370
A-are you s-sure there's nothing gay about sucking a beautiful dick? But what's the worst that could happen, right? I know I'm straight. Just one sucked dick won't turn me gay, I'm just admiring it in a more special way.

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>tfw gay cocklust fag on /r9k/ but straight in real life

If I met a cute robot boy offline I would probably suck his dick though

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i am only attracted to girls irl, but i love traps and futa as much as anyone else

its gay

but im not gay just cause something i enjoy is gay

or maybe i am gay, how does it matter lol

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>>34486707

Why are traps so awesome? I don't know why they are so /aesthetic/ it's weird. Not even mad.

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>>34486751
cause girls are sick and dicks are sick
its perfect

are you a trap?

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>>34486707
I had this picture without the "illustration by heaven" shit in the corner but then I went through a phase where I purged all my trap shit. I'm actually mad I can't get it all back.

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>>34486820
oh that sucks anon :( the picture is so cute

>>34486820
>then I went through a phase where I purged all my trap shit.
why the fuck would you do that

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>TFW when 6'1 and into crossdressing
>Have a passable as hell face but shoulders are kind of wide
>Not gay to my knowledge
I worry a lot about these desires.

>>34485828
what did you guys do exactly? how'd the night go?

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>>34486890
What's there to worry about anon? You can jerk off to whatever you want or fuck whatever you want. You're a man aren't you? Then you shouldn't care about what some bitch or beta thinks about you.

traps are roastie sluts with dicks, don't fall for them.

>>34486864
I don't know I honestly don't.

>>34486927
I was curious and horny. Went over to his place and sucked his dick and left. Porn made it look so fun but I was disappointed and will never do that again.

>>34487021
was it a slow sort of experience or rather quick? been thinking about doing a similar thing myself

>>34487074
I think having a meet up like that is like hiring a prostitute. you ever see how many robots say they can't get it up for a prostitute or that they regretted it?

>>34487119
rather new and casual to r9k so i haven't seen much, when i'm in the mood i think i'd play the prostitute role, what were your pros and cons of the night?

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>>34487021
>I was curious and horny. Went over to his place and sucked his dick and left. Porn made it look so fun but I was disappointed and will never do that again.

Yeah I've also been thinking about doing a similar thing myself and honestly I think the problem is you found a random guy off craigslist and met up just to suck his dick

if you just wanted to suck dick that's fine but I feel some cuddling and shit would really add to the experience

if I ever did decide to suck some anon's dick I would probably post some fag signalling thread on /r9k/ and find someone in my area, go on a nice date with them and get ice cream and some shit, and at least plan on staying the night with them

you know, since they are a robot, they will have similar humor and interests as you (kinda, to a certain extent), I think it would just be much more enjoyable all around

>tfw no robot bf who feminizes me

>>34487199
Why wait, where do you live?

>>34487199
definitely feel this way too, if i'm to suck and fuck a cock (which i hope to do) one time or more than, i'd wanna make it be with someone i at least have a connection with in some manner and lead up to it, whether it be cuddling, dressing up (or stripping) for them or kissing them

>>34485661
Sure you are ya fag
When the CIA kills Trump and Mike takes over you'll be the first to go ya faggot

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https://discord.gg/NcjS7eg
It's pretty late though, everybody's sleeping. Keep your voice down.

>>34487270
I would protect him anon. I wouldn't let Mike Pence hurt him.

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>>34487236
>Why wait, where do you live?
sf

>>34487255
yeah that's the other thing, I have no friends and I think I could probably be friends with robots maybe? idk would probably be more fun to suck the dick of someone who I actually liked as a person

>>34487199

I mean a robot wouldn't want to go out though. So you're fucked on that one.

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>>34487723
Try to hook up with an anon here
Talk for a few months and then try it out.

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>>34487788
>I mean a robot wouldn't want to go out though. So you're fucked on that one.
I guess I'll just be a virgin forever then...

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>>34488095
Height/weight? Height doesn't matter just curious.

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>>34488245
>Height/weight?
5'8"
~105

i-is that ok