mommy GFs are real

>>34480372
So when do you wake up from your dream? Better yet, when do I wake up from this nightmare?

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>>34480572
I dunno man I want to stay in this dream and with lines like those you should write music lyrics

>>34480372
>go on /soc/ because what the hell
Should have stayed on /soc/ ...

post pictures of her
orphan

>>34480372

I'm trying to and I've been in the ideal mate threads but I haven't really had much luck. I really just want a mommy gf who I can read lit while we cuddle with after we've fucked vigorously.

>>34480572
That's a really poetic line coming from a robot.
Really grinds my feels.

I found someone on okcupid that's ~38 and their age range included me and they were not ugly but I didn't message them. That's all for my story today folks

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>>34480372
>tfw you're that type of a girl
>tfw you hate it because all of the boys you've ever encountered were terribly incompetent and always relied on you when making decisions because "you're the responsible one"

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>meet milf online
>intend to just have sex once and move on
>end up sleeping together regularly because she does mother/son roleplays with me in bed
>before I know it I've actually opened up to her about my emotional problems
>start staying over at each other's places and seeing each other a lot
I'm not even sure I can call her a girlfriend because she's more like a mom to me. Comforting me and telling me things will be okay and pushing me to improve myself. She treats me more like a son she's also fucking than a boyfriend. It's kind of nice, I wish my mom had been this kind to me instead of always smacking me around and yelling at me and molesting me

>>34481170
I've always been "the responsible one" too but goddamn sometimes I just want someone who will make me feel like maybe everything's not trash and stroke my head and tell me she loves me.

>>34481170
Tbh this is my fetish. I feel like I have pretty good intelligence in a completely useless abstract way, but I am completely incompetent when it comes to street smarts. All of my relationships so far have been where I basically act like an autistic idiot and the girl actually ensures we're smooth sailing while I berate her for being stupid and have bouts of withdrawing into my shell. I didn't realize women who would put up with this existed, but somehow they do and it works out much better than when I tried being a normie.

>>34481185

>Molested by your mother

I think we're going to need a story time

>>34481260
It's not an interesting story. She molested me and my brother. She was nice to him because he was "the good son", though, so I ended up with a lot more issues than he did. I don't remember ever even getting a hug from her. I do remember crying into an elderly woman's shoulder as a teenager because she just hugged me out of nowhere while I was walking to school one winter.

So what is the best place to meet older women or mommy girlfriends?

>>34481401
There are sites just for it. I had luck on one that was advertised on Comedy Central years ago, but they're all pretty jewy. Have to pay extra to even see new members unless they message you.

>>34481451
Those sites are sausage fests

>>34481471
Yeah, but there are actually women there, too. Beyond that, I guess try bowling alleys? It sounds stupid but I used to bowl in a league and pretty much every woman in it was mid-40s and divorced.