What is it about penises that makes them so aesthetic? I mean,

>>34479909
I know what you mean I could look at penises for hours. They really do look beautiful I don't know why though.

>>34479909
probably narcissism about your own form which you then project onto other people

Ask Freud. Entire human civilization was built to praise the dick, the giver of life. Phallic shapes permeate through every culture, though thousands of years. It's only natural to think that dicks are beautiful

>tfw your gf's (male) cock is bigger than yours

>>34479909
I would love to be in the middle of those 2 penises

>>34479962
False #Notallpenises

>>34479909
Honestly it just is perfect basically. Soft but hard, warm but cool, gentle but rough, doesn't carry a decaying odor or excess moisture, but a peculiar scent with the ability to funnel fluid. They look good enough to eat, and are clean enough to eat off of. The phallus is a masterpiece

>>34479909
>tfw you will never play willy wars with a superior male

Crawling in my skin

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>>34480128
>tfw no physically superior bf who is taller than me, has a bigger penis than me, is stronger than me, and is better looking than me
>tfw no bf who bullies me for being a weak little fag

>>34480209
>tfw no friday night fuusball bf

>>34479909
The head looks so soft and swollen? Penises are odd.

>>34480315
>The head looks so soft and swollen?
He just has good penis hygiene

probably uses moisturizer and stuff

i hate circumsizers

what is this mental illness?

>>34480315
That's what a proper penis looks like. Truly a very aesthetic body part.

>>34479909

>Why am i such a faggot: The thread

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>>34479909
how do you like mine? :3

>>34480619
Really cute really feminine. I love it.

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>>34479909
they were designed by the greeks

>>34480619
>how do you like mine? :3
it could be cute anon but you still have some work ahead of you

you have to make sure the head has very soft and smooth skin like the ones in the OP image

>>34480687
How do you achieve that??

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I have uncut dick but it's small and coffe color also trimmed pubes but seems nobody likes it

I want my dick look nicer what should i do

tfw cut

I'm restoring and have partial coverage, but it still sucks.

>>34480809
Lotion. Make it as smooth as possible.

>>34480836
I like coffee

Post it

>>34480836
Don't trim.

>>34480065
>freud
>jew psychiatry
literally making profit out of non-existent problems.

>>34481032
But pubes.
>>34481044
I thought Every one likes no pubes

>>34481089
So...Trim if you must i do personally prefer no pubes but im not opposed to some, i know shaving is tough

>>34481089
Only beta's don't like pubes. Immediate turn of for me, and some other gay guys i know, if a guy is shaven. Gives the impression of being a faggot.

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>>34481122
>>34481147
I'm moving somewhere
I'm gonna post at pomf if arrive at destination

>>34480960
what lotion would you use for your dick and especially the tip?!
>>34481147
pubes only look got on women, and women are gay.

>>34481251
Publes only look good on man, and man are masculine.

>>34481207
>I'm gonna post at pomf if arrive at destination
ok

>>34479909
Does anyone have any advice on how to make my penis cuter?

I just shaved my sack and bush today but it doesn't look like the ones in this image yet

what are they doing to their penises to make them look like this?

>>34482138
any pictures? I can take a shot at giving you some tips.

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>>34482269
>any pictures? I can take a shot at giving you some tips.
n-no I'm shy :x

>>34479909
Penisis are just giant long clits and our balls are just ovaries.

God wasn't very creative when he made us.

Essentially all humans are gay by definition.

>>34479909
were you too diffident to google this
or did you think they would lie to you

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>>34479909
Post more yummy dick pics please

>>34480653
anon calling dicks feminine now
what happened

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>>34479909
Dick are ok, but i'm a more of a flap meat beefs myself

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Anyone else gets really turned on by the sight of a big veiny cock but do not want to touch it, suck it, etc?

All I want is a nice trap with a big trap to fuck from behind while his/her huge boner wiggles around

>you will never suck every anon's dick ITT til they shoot warm cum in your mouth
why live

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>>34483789
the tip is really pink thats pretty cute

>>34480537

Genital mutilation is a crime against humanity.

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>>34480537
>>34483845
>tfw it wasn't my choice

Please don't bully us, we didn't ask for this...

>tfw dick is darker than the rest of my body

I really hate this and am extremely insecure because of it........................

do skin lightening products work?

See, for me, I'm a specific kind of degenerate. I don't care much for dicks. But smooth, feminine buttholes really get me going.

Girl or guy. That's really what fuels my trap fetish desu. I don't really care for men, I'm just attracted to femininity and buttholes.

Such is my life

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>>34481207
https://a.pomf.cat/atnkvg.jpg

No comment

>>34484576
Yummy cock can i suck it?

>>34484746
>Sure
Oregano oregano

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7" cock here. Are pubes hot or nah? I have really stray blonde ones

>tfw 5'5 inches and will never satisfy a woman

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>>34483789
>Anyone else gets really turned on by the sight of a big veiny cock but do not want to touch it, suck it, etc?
>but do not want to touch it, suck it, etc?
>but do not

Good lord, the fuck are you talking about. I want to sit and rotate on that beast.

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>>34484836
I'm gonna need some pics to judge.

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>>34484284
Good news is that nobody cares how dark your dick is once it's inside a hole and rubbing the walls just right.

>>34479909
>What is it about penises that makes them so aesthetic?
Your homosexuality.

>>34484576
shave and start using moisturizing oils and it will become 100x cuter

fucking SHAVE LMAO go do it now then post another pic

>>34479909
I think you might be gay OP.

>>34484953
but I'm a girl anon........I'm not putting my dick in anything.......

>>34484253

I'm not bullying you. I am also a survivor of MGM.

The crime is by and large the fact that it's a mutilating intervention done without consent.

It has got to stop.

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>>34484981
Skirt or not, your dick won't make you female.

>>34485007
to some people it will though

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>>34484967
Thanks for advice. I'm gonna do that after i go back to home cuz no razor on hier

>>34485023
Are you that troll from the Nanoha threads your dick is saved now, even if you lie now.

>>34483499
it's called efficiency

>>34485087
Nope oregano ori gami

>>34479909
the fact that youre a huge faggot

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>>34480569
>>34484961
>>34484979
>>34485181
why do you guys keep on saying I am gay? I am not gay.

There's nothing gay about liking dicks, I like literally nothing else about the male form but penis. For everything other than genitals I think feminine qualities are more aesthetic. Is that gay to just like penis? no, of course not

>>34479909
They aren't
Jesus Christ y'all dumb
https://youtu.be/E8VJrtr1SyQ

>>34485468
Its ok they just Don't know how to properly admire a penis.

>>34479909
I wanna suck them dicks

>>34485468
Honestly OP its fine to find a penis aesthetically pleasing. They look beautiful they really do.

>>34483789
how? how?! is it so fucking huge fat and veiny? how do some people get so genetically blessed

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>>34485498
>Its ok they just Don't know how to properly admire a penis.
this. I feel like any guy who doesn't know how to properly worship cock must be fucking gay.

The fact of the matter is every guy has one, if you can't appreciate beautiful penises when you have a penis yourself you clearly shouldn't have one

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>dick too veiny and ugly to be cute feminine penis
>dick too small to be big manly penis
>worst kind of penis

:((

>>34486570
anon I am 100% sure your penis is beautiful to someone :)

>>34486597
well i haven't met that "someone" yet but thank you :)

>>34486742
>well i haven't met that "someone" yet but thank you :)
you haven't met me yet :))

they can be pretty
but when they are ugly, they are really fucking ugly

>>34479909

maybe it's because I'm not gay, but penises look strange and alien to me.

>>34485468
Here's the thing, penises are inherently masculine. So you are at the very least bisexual.

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>>34487771
>Here's the thing, penises are inherently masculine.
I disagree. Penises are not inherently masculine.

Masculinity as a concept doesn't even involve the penis whatsoever - it's about behavior, bravado, musculature, things like that. "Penis" is not on this image.

When I see the penises in the OP image I think very few people would believe that they are masculine, as they obviously and clearly are not. In fact, there is nothing whatsoever masculine about those whatsoever, and they are undeniably closer to having feminine qualities than masculine ones

>>34484995
I'm also a survivor of MGM... and as a result, the head of my penis looks rough and shrunken, not smooth and sleek like an uncircumcised head. I really wish I hadn't been ruined.

>>34487825
TL;DR
"I'm gay"

I've rubbed my penis with my friend like in the op pic before

No homo we were just very lonely and bored lol

>>34489036
>No homo we were just very lonely and bored lol
lol

>>34489036
Rubbing is sadly ignored way too much
>most people focus on pleasuring a penis by stroking or sucking it
>nobody realizes how good it can feel when you hit the right spots and rub on them or press a vibrator against them

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>>34484995
>survivor of MGM
lmao