/britfeel/

first for I want to die

>>34479523

What's everyone's opinion of 'The Pusher', a theorised serial killer that may exist in Manchester, and could be behind up to 80 murders where bodies have been found in canals across the area?

Third for communist uprising

>>34479560
Is it you lad

>>34479523
Me, I hope that I'm crazy...
I feel you driving and you're only the wheel...
Slow down and let someone love you...
For, I've never touched you since I started to feel...

Someone like you shouldn't be allowed to start any fires... For if someone like you were to start a fire in my heart it would burn for eternity... ;_;

>tfw stuck in East Devon

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>>34479560

>Kills many people in the Manchester over many years
>Has a keen interest in canals

Sounds like the ghost of Shippers desu

>>34479560
Who dies from being pushed into a canal?

>>34479560

It's been too long since we had a good serial killer

>>34479560
>There's this... shadow

>>34479560
never heard of the fella.

guy here who was talking about knives and shit.

knives and guns being illegal ultimately effects working class people the most because criminal predominately commit crimes in areas they live in. working class people are the most targeted class. i study criminology in uni

>>34479646

Too right it has.

Any of you lads suggest a good one to research/obsess over next?

>>34479560
If he does exist then he's a fucking mad man and a fabled legend. Has anybody compared the deaths in Manchester canals to those in Birmingham and London? I hear Manchester has more canals than Venice... So they could be accidents.

But the... OH! BUT WHY DIDN'T HE JUST SWIM OUT argument... That's fucking bullshit. Manchester canals are fucking freezing. Anybody who falls in would succumb to the cold shock response. It tells your brain during sudden temperature change to take care of only your heart, so your veins become thin, you lose the ability to move and think properly, and cannot swim anywhere let alone out.

So I don't know if it's true or not. The pusher is only a theory, for now...

>gave him a lethal dose of water instead

>>34479672
>effects
Mate if you can't even wield words what chance do you have with a knife?

>>34479560
oh shit....wheres len lad from again....?

>>34479672
>i study criminology in uni

I envy you so much.

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>>34479560
>>34479630

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

robot stop giving me a lethal dose

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>>34479560
>>34479689
>len lad is from the "North West"

>stay up all of last night to sort out my sleeping pattern
>fall asleep at my desk
Great. I'm not tired anymore.

>>34479681
english is not my greatest quality. im dyslexic. no bully.

>>34479695
its not as good as you think. the liberals have ruined it. half of the lecures are feminist focused or talking about minority groups. thought i would learning about my man shipman

>>34479715
oh no oh no oh no, he knows so much about us...

>>34479560
I used to have to walk along the canal going to training. I wish he'd have been there to fucking push me in

>>34479672
>effects working class people
Also effects them the most as it means the government has control of the majority of the munitions or weapons. This means that if a revolt or revolution attempts to occur the workers are at a huge disadvantage.

>>34479715
>tfw you're from the same cardinal direction as lenlad

>>34479630
He did help with the Rochdale canal... Shipman isn't fucking dead yet.

>be walking home along Manchester canal
>see some kind of spectral light
>tells me he's a GP and to take a walk with him
>tell him I've been feeling down recently and ask if he can prescribe me with meds
>gives me a lethal dose of canal water instead
>cops pull my body out of the water
>mortician finds traces of morphine

Who was the Shipman copycat who bragged to the receptionist about killing some old woman?

>>34479776
The twat who used insulin?

might as well rename these threads /shipfeel/ the way you faggots have run it into the ground

>>34479739
>Also effects them the most as it means the government has control of the majority of the munitions or weapons.

yeah, exactly. the police where originally created to stop riots from occurring. the government was afraid of a riot potentially turning into a revolution because of what was going on in france at the time. the police cucked the beta revolution.

>>34479699

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/11433/the-pusher-could-manchester-have-a-serial-killer-on-the-loose/

>"SIXTY corpses have been dragged from the city's waterways since February 2008, many of which from the Rochdale Canal"

Specifically the Rochdale canal.

Shipman literally helped restore the canal so that his successor could take over.

>>34479796
Yeah young nurse, he was on briefly before the Shipster docco.

>>34479677
"The Monster of the Andes"

He's still out there, somewhere.

>>34479689
>>34479715
Very mean! Anti Bully Rangers are en-route to your location.

>>34479815
I think Colin Norris. Absolutely useless in comparison to Shipman.

>>34479815
just goes to show that women cant even match us men when it comes to being a serial killer

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>>34479804

If only anon

oirignladesu

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>>34479776
colin norris
he used a lethal dose of insulin

>>34479834
please dont push me in the canal len!

>>34479845
rolling for his real number of victims

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>>34479776

This isn't the guy you're on about, but this guy lived on the street next to me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Geen

>>34479853
>insulin
what a pussy, a real man uses morhpine

>>34479880
>80

seems a bit low

>>34479880
>0
Is it all a conspiracy? Did Shipman not kill anyone?

>>34479906
>880

more originally like

>>34479880

>880

Wouldn't be surprised, he certified about 1,400 deaths total in his career

>>34479825

>Pedro Alonso Lopez (born 8 October 1948) is a Colombian serial killer, who was sentenced for killing 80 girls, but claims to have raped and killed more than 300 girls across his native country, then Peru and Ecuador, and possibly other countries.
>Lopez was released in 1998 from a psychiatric hospital on good behaviour after initially being found insane.

What a smart idea.

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>man comes into surgery
>asks me to give him a lethal dose of morphine
>give him a lethal dose of insulin instead

>>34479808
>linking The Sun

excuse me

>>34479881
>Geen

Distant relative of Ed Gein? Surname changed after moving maybe.

>>34479935
>Pedro Lopez

good luck finding him again

>>34479924
>>34479931

we should be detectives, lads.

>>34479936

This was the documentary with him in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIzamlH78uA

Although at the start, there is a small bit showing Shipman nodding off during police interview

I wonder how many active serial killers are operating in the UK.

>>34479523

>49 posts
>over 45 about serial killers

and I thought the rest of /r9k/ was bad enough with Elliot Rodger

>>34480003
Wouldn't be more than one or two.

>>34480010

We're not revering them, ironically or otherwise, to be fair.

Does anyone else listen to "My Favourite Murder" though?

>>34479935
Issei Sagawa did the same, though he isn't a serial killer.

>>34480014
I wonder if they compete for territory.

>>34480010
Elliot Rodger is a shit. Attention seeking whore.

>>34480044
I doubt that. They're probably on the other side of the country to each other.

>>34480010
If you don't like it, start another discussion.

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>>34480044

It's probably not territorial, but by niche.

For exampe, Shipman does medical patients, the pusher does walkers/hikers etc,

Hang about, nightwalker anon goes for strolls around that area, what if he is the pusher?

>>34480041

The Vice documentary about him is utterly chilling.

>height: 4ft 9 inches

Manlets, not even once.

>>34479880
>34479880

The absolute genius. The fucking mad man. Praise be

>>34480087
The Pusher targets gays, just been reading up on him.

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>Tfw escaped from Hull

Going to watch No Country For Old Men. I expect some (You)s when I get back though.

>>34480137
enjoy bud

I'm currently watching Nightmare On Elm Street 3
because
fuck it

>>34480087
don't be foolish, it's clearly len lad

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>>34480111
T-that makes that len anon irreproachable right?

Right?

>>34480137
i want to bear your children

let me write you a poem. when the night glistens your bum whole whistles and your pickle thicken. oh anon you make my heart ache like a motherless face. i dream of holding you as you wake. tickle me until i faint. i am yours for your sake dont make a mistake.

>>34480137
I'm watching unbreakable because I'm going to watch split tomorrow and apparently it ties in.

Think about the most fucked up thing you've ever done.

Now think about how in your estate, there's probably someone who's done/witnessed something even more fucked up. You could be living 5 minutes away from a child rapist or a murderer who got away with it. You've probably passed someone on the street in your life who's thought about bashing your head in with a brick.

Why would you get searched by police for no reason?

Sometimes when i go for night walks at 1am i see police and they don't care

>>34480296
mate, i always think about this. i know people who have raped, murdered, sold drugs, and tortured people. sometimes feel like an extra in a council house gangaster movie.

>>34480302
depends. the police are more likely to search someone if they sit a stereo type - i.e someone wearing a track suit as its associated with chavs.

anyone got any decent torrents for final cut pro plug ins x

>>34480296
>in your estate,
the only other person on my estate is the gamekeeper, Monmouth

>>34480296
I've passed someone on the street who thought of bashing my head in. He actually did it, the absolute madman.

They never caught him.

>>34480360
thats a long winded way of saying 'black'

>>34480296

Of course there are people nearby who have done fucked up things, because they exist everywhere but I often wonder what the most fucked up things my friends and family may have done.

My great uncle was the first British person to get the death penalty in the US, I think that's as bad as it gets.

>>34480382
wtf i hate madmen now

>>34480302
>Why would you get searched by police for no reason?

My brothers did a few times. Even though they're white they dress like niggers and walk around in a pack with 3 or 4 people with their hoods up so they're super shifty looking.

I dress like a normal person and have never been stopped by the police, even when I go out late at night.

>>34480393
haha depends on the area. hardly any black people in my area so they search white guys wearing track suits

>>34480296
Hahaha I don't live on an "estate".

>>34480395

Not the first, but the first to get the electric chair. Oh well, I'm related to a murderer, that'll do.

>>34480365
Give us a fiver, charlston

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>>34480399

Well, I don't know what to tell you gentlemen.

Anyone else here just want to die by the time they hit 50?

>not young anyone
>you're physically shit, even with steroids
>there's nothing to look forward to than degrading more

I really wish they find out a nice new way or drug to just let you die gently and easy by that time.

There's just no dignity in growing old I can't imagine living that kind of existence.

>>34480460
ooooh, we got a posh boy here lads

>>34480517

mate that happened to me when i was 24

>>34480517
>Anyone else here just want to die by the time they hit 50?

no. im looking foward to being 50. i will be like walt out of breaking bad.

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>>34480517
>I really wish they find out a nice new way or drug to just let you die gently and easy by that time.

It already exists

>>34480460
you a normie? how do middle class people become neets with all the oportunities and encouragement you get? even your school enviroment is so much better

>>34479523
but it feels gud doe right?

>>34480562
>how do middle class people become neets
lol probably with daddy having plenty of money

Stop browsing britfeel

It ain't no good

>>34480529

you're still young man, you got 11 more good years and 15 average years to go.

unless you're bald in which case just off yourself.

>>34480546

sounds kinda decent, I think I might just burn through my life savings on drugs, food and alcohol and go like -10k on credit, then if I'm still alive I'll off myself.

>>34480517
Yup, even though I have a gf I hope we both get hit by an HGV when we're 50 ish.

Your body is screaming "I'M FUCKING DONE JUST END ME" by that point anyway, and it's not like you're gonna have the mobility to see anything you wanted to see in the world. People's life spans should be genetically limited to 50 years, name me one thing someone over 50 has done that humanity couldn't live without.

>>34480578
one of us
one of us
GOOBA GABBA
GOOBA GABBA

>>34480578
what else is there to do on a saturday night lad

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right lads im pretty drunk and ive decided that im gonna do something...what im gonna do is get some spray paint from the garage and go to a busy duel carriageway in my town and spray paint something next to it, but i dont know what to paint yet, possibly some kind of witty or funny message, something that people will talk about, my dream now is to end up in the local newspaper, what should i spray?

>im seriously considering "NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEE"

>>34480601
Kill yourself

Oregano desu muted not original

>>34480591
>one thing someone over 50 has done that humanity couldn't live without.

that is pretty vague. people over 50 do all sorts of amazing shit. write amazing books, invest amazing things etc. you are basing your judgement solely on your physical capabilities. when you're 50, you will look at things differently.

>>34480517
And to think some people live healthy lifestyles so they can spend longer being miserable with aching joints and failing faculties

>>34480578
It doesn't work, I've tried for years. There's just nothing and nobody else. Some things work temporarily, but they're just as bad.

Feels weird just silently watching as the new and old generations of shitposters wax and wane while I'm still here doing nothing.

>>34480607
JEREMY CORBYN'S BAMZOOKI TEAM SUCKED

that'll get em talking

>>34480296
I was molested and abused by my own parents as a kid
I have killed a dog

If anyone is as fucked up on my tiny street I wish to meet them

>>34480644
kekkkk' do it

>>34480607
pepes, that will freak the normies out with his new alt right leanings

>>34480620
Don't really. Sorry for being mean

>>34480650
>killed a pupper

KYS CUNT

>>34480640

I too have been here for a couple of years now.

I wonder whether there's a constant set of core people I've been talking to, or whether each thread brings different transient commentators.

I wonder whether I'll ever leave; it doesn't look likely.

I don't know what I'd rather prefer.

>>34480688
>>34480683
>>34480644

you could all get done for aiding and abetting a crime. watch out fellas.

>>34480607
dont do it. you could get caught and fuck up your life, especially since your drunk.

Dirtfish you in here mate?

>>34480716
sorry about that, Inspector Theres-A-Man-Behind-You

>>34480721
yeah, what do you want?

phones dead can't get on kik

>>34480631
>write amazing books, invest amazing things etc.
I said shit humanity couldn't live without you moron

>you are basing your judgement solely on your physical capabilities. when you're 50, you will look at things differently.
No, I'm saying if someone's gonna do something with their life they're gonna do it before they hit 50.

>>34480739
You mean wickr? I just wanted to confirm your order as I'm getting it 2moro.

>>34480721
>>34480739
NO GAYS IN BRITISH FEEL ROBOT THREAD ALLOWED

>>34480716

>implying having a criminal record for vandalism or criminal damage or whatever ill get will make my life any more fucked up

only suggestions for funny spreay paintings pls

>>34480764
We all know any meetups on britfeel would end up in murder

>>34480765
mummy may is watching you

>>34480709

I've been posting in Britfeel since at least February 2015, when did it start?

>>34480760
>I said shit humanity couldn't live without you moron

but thats vague. humanity could technically live with out anything we use today. we could survive of what nature provides for us.

>>34480760
>I said shit humanity couldn't live without you moron

Oh I know this game. This is where people list achievements by 50+ years old, and you shut every one down because "humans can live without them"

Fucking idiot

Really do not like 'boy children' to be honest. Real snot nosed cunt shits I'd like to kick in the head.

just watched La La Land, fellas. I was sad at having no value in my life beforehand, but now I might just kill myself.

Post your tunes, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN0-KUlzqcs

>>34480634
No anon you're living your life WRONG, you need to:

>Slave away in college for 4 years and get into 50k of debt
>Slave away for a years unpaid internship just for employers to give you a chance
>Spend pretty much 5 days a week doing nothing but working, sleeping and eating

All this for 60+ years so you can pay off a house you'll only own when you're almost dead, which'll be inherited by your kids who'll immediately sell it upon your death and split the money up and spend it on frivilous shit like cars and holidays. And you have to do all that while watching what you eat, desperately trying to find someone to sleep in the same bed as you, trying to fit in and be considered normal and try to avoid the pitfalls of drug addiction, alcoholism, depression, mental breakdown and suicidal tendencies.

Enjoy!

>>34480765
I CUT YOUR BREAKS JOHN

>>34480852
>Not buying and selling dogecoin to retire by 25. Stay sad future wagie.

>>34480808
>>34480815
lol, butthurt 30 year olds telling themselves "my real life is only just begining so I'll definitely do something important before I get old!".

>>34480807
My memory and understanding is britfeel started as a refuge for banned brit/pol/ posters back in late 2014.

>>34480906
Nice projection, loser.

Try again next time, kid

>>34480906
im 22, and i dont think this at all. its just retarded to diminish the achievements of 50 year olds because "meh, i dont want to get old". stop projecting.

>>34480845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBE3c9X0BoA

>>34480927
Still waiting on you to name those achievements that aren't "B-BUT BOOKS!" lol

>>34480924
I'm not even close to 30, blow me

Today's Britfeel has been fucking shit.

Fuck. You. All.

I feel like I'm in a fever dream but I'm awake. It's a horrible cold this one.

>>34480852

spend every single thing you have(even your house) near your old age so your kids inherit nothing.

best fucking feeling in the world.

Post number decides how many times I pick up a thing and hold it above my head momentarily.

>>34480764
It's not a gay thing. it's a drug thing.

>>34480954
>t-they aren't r-real achievements!!!!

You're too predictable, kid

>>34480963
Lad, I just bought a loaf of bread from the shop. Gonna make some late night toast. Might even have a nice cup of tea and a freddo

>>34480981

I'm going to die. Great.

>>34480981
>34480981 times
You'll be there for a while, lad.

>>34480954
>that aren't "B-BUT BOOKS!" lol

you're literally retarded. think about the greatest achievements of humanity, think about how old the people where when they done it.

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>>34480692
It barked at me everytime I walked by it and it made me jump. I felt more inadequate each time.

Also Skyfall is on tomorrow
Such a handsome man

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>The Pusher targets gays, just been reading up on him.
>Manchester area

i'm sure we'll be alright lads

>>34481026

>manchester

I'd be more worried that this shithole is literally 50% pakis and indians at this point.

it's fucking disgusting, I think I actually prefer being in hicksville devon with 0 population and only senior citizens and middle aged people who have absolutely nothing to do with their pitiful lives than be drunk at the 2 bars in their shithole town.

at least it was 98% white.

>>34480963
Why? Personally I've enjoyed the last two threads. Decent discussion, low shitposting.

>>34481080
Shitposting is what life is about you dickhead

>>34481026
police are shit at catching serial killers. he may never get caught. could be a serial killers cult.

>>34481070
At least you aren't stuck in East Devon.
And if you are, let's hang out

>>34481092
You can have too much of a good thing.

>>34481009
Television - John Logie Baird - 38 years old

World Wide Web - Tim Berners-Lee - 34 years old

Long Distance Radio - Guglielmo Marconi - 20 years old

Lightbulb - Thomas Edison - 32

I can go all night faggot

>playing tropica
>one tosser keeps protesting
>they're an unemployed 30 something even though their are plenty of jobs around
Cunt

>>34481202
You forgot the god of mass serial killers and the true messiah angel of death... Harold Frederick Shipman

started on a batch of St Johns Wort lads

lets hope I get a bit happier !!!! living alone is fucking awful

>>34481223

NEETs are people too, Presidente.

>>34481080
Last thread was low shitposting.

This one is almost all shitposting.

>>34481264
Just because you don't like the discussion, doesn't make it shitposting.

Can anyone here recommend any good novels for me to read?

No fantasy/historical/sci-fi

>>34481309
Lord of the rings, King Lear and Enders game

>>34481202
I bet those guys werent lazy NEETs until they were 30 and then suddenly sprung into genius though.

>>34481257
No wonder everyone criticises NEETs. It's so annoying to have a dozen unemployed workers not filling empty positions. Just work you bastards.

>>34480739
I'm guessing this isnt really him after all.

>>34481354
>King Lear
>novel
guessing you got a c in english?

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Which one should I watch lads? any quality listed here?

>>34481309
Bird Box
The Stand

>>34481384
Casino is a seriously good film lad.

>>34481384
Mullholand Drive all day, seriously so good

>>34481384
Whiplash was super good

>>34481253

Sometimes I think that, sometimes I think it's great to be able to have silence on demand.

Like right now. Low hum of the PSU fan, but no other sounds to be heard. I can go to my bedroom and be in complete silence.

No loud music, no muffled housemate's tv, no talking.

But yeah, the loneliness can be chilling, when it does occur. I try not to think about it.

>>34481384
Whiplash is pretty fantastic. J.K. Simmons is superb in it.

>>34481385
Will check them out, thanks lad.

>>34481202
hitler

napoleon

Issac newton

Einstein

nietzche

plato

karl marx

charles darwin

all of these people acheived greatness at older age

the people you mention where natural geniuses and one offs. you cant diminish the success older people can make because some are successful at a younger age.

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>>34481384
Whiplash is my favourite kino of 2014

>>34481419
I've been in this flat since september and its starting to take its toll,

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>>34481398
>>34481400
>>34481402
>>34481423
>>34481443
whiplash it is

>>34481402
>>34481423
Whiplash is fucking SHITE

He just shouts at the guy for 2 hours without offering any actual advice or coaching and then the guy has some sort of epiphany at the end and that's it. It's a dumb movie that makes no sense, it's literally "you have to FEEL it" the movie. Utter wank, only hipsters like this rubbish.

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Murder has been a key survival instinct since the dawning of mankind. Just think, that's 350,000 years... Only recently in the whole spectrum of those 350,000 years has it become something reviled and vilified.

You can argue that we are not living in a past era, but the key word here is instinct. Prostitution is instinctual, it has been around since the dawn of man and even animals before us probably partook in it... Also now illegal.

It is as natural as sex

lt is only for our pussification in the past millennia that it is illegal.

Prove me wrong. Protip - You can't

>>34481520
It brings up questions on whether it was all worth it, all that torment for that one performance.

really makes you think hmmmmmmmm

>>34481520
I can smell your transformers posters from here

>>34481520
>He just shouts at the guy for 2 hours without offering any actual advice or coaching and then the guy has some sort of epiphany at the end and that's it

not sure if you're shit posting or just didnt understand the movie. he was shouting at him because he wanted him to keep trying as hard as possible. he knew if he told him he was amazing, it would discourage him from working incredibly hard because he would be happy at where he is at.

>>34481460

I've been alone since mid-2014.
Nobody outside five family members have crossed the threshold since.

It is what it is, that's life.
Hopefully you'll adapt, eventually you just stop feeling.

>>34481541
murder and serial killing is completely different. serial killers only emerged around 1800s because of urbanization. when we lived in rural area, we knew everyone we lived with and therefore where not desensitized to the average person. now are disconnected from people so serial killing has become more prominent.

>>34481440
>hitler
>napoleon
Political/military leaders. They didn't invent shit all.

>Issac newton
>Einstein
Plenty of evidence they plagiarised tons of shit

>nietzche
>plato
>karl marx
lol "philisophers", we totally couldn't be where we are today without "all men wanna fuck their mothers" and "the people should share the wealth...while I drift through life surviving off my best friends wealth and being a neet"

>charles darwin
I'll give you this one, but I'm afraid the young still seem to outnumber the old 10 to 1 when it comes to actual useful inventions/contributions to humanity.

>the people you mention where natural geniuses and one offs.
You mean 90% of the people who ever invented anything ever? Natural geniuses aren't disqualified just because they didn't have to spend 60 years of their life to do something they were capable of within 20.

>you cant diminish the success older people can make because some are successful at a younger age.
I can and I just did, fact of the matter is old people have contributed way fucking less than people under 50 ever have.

Stop crying about it and accept you were wrong.

>>34481541
What seperates man from beasts is restrain, dignity, and courtsey. Man has strived for godliness for thousands of years. What you're talking about is utter shit

>>34481684
What have you ever achieved mate?

>>34481684
>They didn't invent shit all.

inventing isnt everything though. if there where not people to run the country, no one would have the resources to do anything. with out the age of enlightment which was faciliated by older people, the people you mentioned wouldent of been able to invest anything. the achievements of the young are because of the sacrifices of the old. stop being so edgy.

>Plenty of evidence they plagiarised tons of shit

same could be said about some of the people you stated.

>philosphers dont do anything

that is ignorant. a lot of the welfare policies we have today come from the work laid out by marx.

>You mean 90% of the people who ever invented anything ever? Natural geniuses aren't disqualified just because they didn't have to spend 60 years of their life to do something they were capable of within 20.

obviously but the fact of the matter is that old people can acheive stuff and your whole rhetoric about "whats the point of living at 50" is silly.

>>34481541
Well sort've. Back when we still roamed in tribes murder was ok as long as it was a guy from another tribe, which is equivalent to shooting turrists in syria today.

Prostitution isn't instinctual, it's another problem of urbanization. When we all lived in little communites everyone was looked out for and had enough food, clothing and warmth to survive. Everyone contributed, everyone was taken care of.

But when we all split up into millions of little communities that were easily destroyed called families then women start falling through the cracks and resort to selling themselves to survive.

I'm not saying it should be illegal, just that it isn't mans natural state.

>>34480644
being on bamzooki was the highlight of my life, everything was downhill from there lads

>>34481309
Nausea - Jean-Paul Sartre

only book to emotionally affect me

>>34481778
I fucked your mum

>>34481785
We were talking about mankinds greatest INVENTIONS, not "great men".

Wow, fucking welfare we couldn't live without fucking welfare fucking miracle of the 20th century NOT A FUCKING INVENTION YOU RETARD.

>obviously but the fact of the matter is that old people can acheive stuff and your whole rhetoric about "whats the point of living at 50" is silly.
Nah, for the vast majority of people it isn't like I just proved.

Nothing but basket, I'm off to bed now you little retard. Night night.

Would you ever shag a trap lads. I've been thinking about it and I don't think I'd go out of my way to do it but if I met one in a club and didn't find out she had a penis until we were in bed I'd probably still do it tbqh

>>34481853
Ha, that's not much of an achievement. Even my dad managed that.

>>>34481778
>I fucked your mum

pffffftttt

well that's him told lad

>>34481853
>INVENTIONS

who the fuck said we where talking about invetions? i said achivements lol. edgy. you're a dick.

how do i get a qt trap gf lads???

Done a couple of hot smelly pumps lads.

>>34481440
plato - this guy is a top meme, not getting into your argument though keking at the same two guy from debate team that think any of this matters or even better that winning is a possibility on the basket weaving forum

AND i have the best trip.

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>>34481894
I could be your gf


>theres active serial killers around right now, and with the reputation this place has of school shooters and other extremeists its very possible that an active serial killer is posting here right now it could be you, it could be a waifu anon, it could be ME

>>34481936
we all know it's len lad

>>34481927
tbf. plato is over rated. i just couldent think of anyone at the time. i just thought he was talking shit about old people.

>>34481853
Weird how angry you are about this

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>>34481936

I feel like we're ready for a transgender serial killer. If you ever need a place to hide out there's a spooky door in my attic I've never opened, assuming there's not already another serial killer up there you're welcome to use it.

>>34481946
But he was right, old people suck dude

All they do is whine about how sick they are and how all their friends are dead

>>34481541
>Only recently in the whole spectrum of those 350,000 years has it become something reviled and vilified.
Not really. You think people were cool with you wandering around bashing in people's skulls back in the day?

>>34482063
>All they do is whine about how sick they are and how all their friends are dead

lol but couldent we say that all young people do is procrastinate and do stupid shit?

>>34481786
>Prostitution isn't instinctual, it's another problem of urbanization
Penguins pay for sex with stones

Also isn't community another word for tribe?

just finished watching unbreakable. it was really fucking good.

>>34482063

They also get free money for sitting about doing fuck all, no job hunting or nothing, no JC meetings.

Pension, they call it.

Scrounging cunts.

seriously though, I need to plan my private pennie, wont be any money for us lads at 75, guaranteed.

>>34482126
did anyone break?

>>34482116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84By07VKfxg

this is you right now

>>34482091
At least they're entertaining to watch when they do stupid shit like pogoing on a trampoline and breaking their legs.

Old people are just depressing, they piss the bed or black out and give themselves brain damage after falling and cracking their head on the coffee table.

>>34482148
the way technology is moving, and the policies being advocated by academics. the world is probably going to be completely different by the time we are 75. probs have robots doing most work, and most people on a univeral income. be a laugh

>>34482116
No, penguins contribute to a females nest in exchange for sex. Just like a man provides a human female with food and shelter in exchange for sex.

Completely different fron prostitution.

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>>34481946

Right now, you're on a ledge. You can choose to come down, to rejoin your community and family, to reach out and be sociable, to strive to improve your situation, your health, your emotional skills, your occupational skills, all that. This is the choosing life option. This is accepting Plato as your meme mentor.

You can also step off the ledge. To tumble into infinite space, to have the ground race up to meet you as you gracefully turn one final time before smashing into the pavement below. This is the choosing death option. This is forcing the Fat Teddy meme.

You can also just stay on the ledge. This is where you are now. But so long as you are up on the ledge, you will not enjoy posting, no matter what meme you post, you will continually struggle to 'get motivated', and 'focus', because those are poor substitutes for choosing a good, pure meme and funposting it in a profound way.

>>34482174
mate, this debate, or conversation has turned retarded. i thought it was about achievements people made, meaning, it would only apply to some old people.

lets talk about something else. cba debating anymore.

>>34482116
>Penguins pay for sex with stones
>selling your pure penguin cunt for a stone
penguin roasties dumb af lol

>>34482162
>male using sex toys is ridiculed
>female using sex toys is empowered

Also the absolute state of that woman, amazing.

The fuck is with the hate on old people ITT? My granddad is 84 and he's one of the best people I know. Most of them have worked shit manual jobs for 50 years while young people complain about stacking shelves or not getting enough paid sick days.

>>34482221
>When Plato gave Socrates's definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and was much praised for the definition, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! I've brought you a man." After this incident, "with broad flat nails" was added to Plato's definition.
Plato got BTFO'd lul

>>34482187

Hopefully so, but with the way the millennial generation have been repeatedly shafted in lieu of boomers, I'm taking zero chances.

Best case, I have UBI and a huge pension pot to spend on coke. Worst case, I'm covered to live out my end-of-life without being in a care home as seen on Panorama.

>>34482265
I can't stand old people lad, some are alright but they're so insufferably entitled it annoys me. When you work in retail or customer service you learn to hate them. They can't accept 'it's company policy' for an answer and act like they're better than everyone else simply because they've lived longer.

>>34482218
>exchanging something for sex
That's prostitution mate. All women are whores.

>>34482265
>Most of them have worked shit manual jobs for 50 years

Probably shouldn't have fucked and had kids then should they, selfish cunts.

Fuck old people, "wahhh my life wash shit because I made shitty decisions now respect me". No, fuck you retard.

>>34482311
if the new right rises then we are fucked. i know people here hate liberals but its honest better than the right. the crazy sjws are a minority of crazy women.

>>34482296

the chicken plucker guy didn't get a metaphor, (you) don't get a really old metaphor.

BAVI

>>34482360
>wahhh my life wash shit because I made shitty decisions now respect me
I've never heard an old person say anything close to that. Old people complain a hell of a lot less than this generation.

>>34482355
Yeah but with prostitution all you're paying for is the sex, and then they fuck off.

When you trade safety, food blah blah blah you get them to cook and clean and raise children. Much better deal.

Prostitution is a last resort for men who are too lazy/incapable of attracting women.

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>why yes I do read Plato!

>>34482405
lol, try talking to one

old people whine just as much if not more than teenagers do. Also of course none of them say it, but that's the attitude all of them have. "I'm old therefore I know more than you and rank above you".

>>34482405
>Old people complain a hell of a lot less than this generation


are you kidding me

60's boomers are about the most whiney cunts on the planet, hence why the tories will never touch the housing/rental market

>>34482389
Diogenes was concerned with whats practical not pretentious nonsense

>>34482452

lots of unknowns, lived a long time ago very very meme worthy

>>34482480
why was diogenes homeless? never understood it.

>>34482405
>Old people complain a hell of a lot less than this generation

No fucking way all old people do is complain. Shit lad, I was getting on the bus and some old man hit me with his stick because apparently I pushed in. Who the fuck waits in line for the bus

>>34482405
tbf most old people read the express and tut at everything

>>34482480

and nobody remembers his name.

>two legged and featherless

>>34482468
I do. I see my granddad at least once a week and his mates occasionally.

>Also of course none of them say it,
So what, you're fucking psychic?

>"I'm old therefore I know more than you and rank above you".
If someone 4 times my age offers advice, I'm going to listen. Not take it as gospel, but it's going to be worth listening too.

>>34482526
The fuck is wrong with you? You didnt let an old guy with a walking stick on first?

>>34482579
>the average person barely even knows who socrates was

>>34482595
>The fuck is wrong with you? You didnt let an old guy with a walking stick on first?

Fuck him.

First come first served. Too slow to get on the bus then you don't deserve to get on.

The other day I stood and watched some 90 year old retard spend a full minute getting onto the bus, I refused to help him because if you're that fucking shit at being alive just fucking die already.

>>34482595
>The fuck is wrong with you?

Fuck no why should I. Why does him having a walking stick entitle him to get privilege on getting on the bus first. If he really wanted to he could have stood where the door opens, instead of 10 feet away allowing me to just walk up closer to the door.

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>>34482468
>I'm old therefore I know more than you and rank above you

this is my nan even though she's dumb as a box of rocks and worked a shitty supermarket job

>Hey nan what were the moonlandings on TV like?

"Oh I don't care about that"

>Hey nan what did your dad do in the war when he was conscripted?

"Oh I never payed any attention to that, we threw out all his stuff when we sold the house"

>Something about the royal family comes on

"Prince Charles and his dad were nazis, that's why they won't be king. they are nazis"


she's retarded and only 70 odd but I still love her

>>34482676
>>34482692
I hope you miserable cunts live on a chav estate when you're old and get branded a pedo and get your head kicked in. Although your probably edgy faggots who 'want' to die before 50 anyway.

hey laaah. i remember like last months i had nothing. me and biggs on the high road trying to double. im in the party, selling charlie, never taking loses. with a double barel i will get it popping.

>>34482762
Woah lad are you advocating an old person to get assaulted, that's pretty edgy

>>34482656

I'd like to think Plato, Socrates and Homer are pop culture old time thinkers.

do you think Plato was satisfied with his answer "two legged and featherless" 2 pins is the obvious bit and featherless is the bit is the bit you were not even subconsciously thinking about when trying to define a human.

Its a typical smart arse answer that makes you think.

who wants a rap battle? throw me a beat and i will get this rolling.

>>34482825
>I'd like to think Plato, Socrates and Homer are pop culture old time thinkers.
sadly i think you're over estimating alot people

Serial killing must have been so easy back in the day, no forensics or security cameras to catch you out

>>34481997

Someone who lives on my street was tortured to death by a tranny last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBgf_Ej8PSY

give this a ratting, lads.

Anyone else watching babe station?

>>34482891

I've thought about this too, is astounds me how many doctors seem to think another Shipman could still get away with it these days.

>>34482786
Stop rapping you cunt. Get an education

>>34482891
Its quite easy now, just use a pseudonym on tinder/grindr for your victims, can guide them wherever you want or anonymous forums

>>34482955
calm down lad, you know you lived it. come sniff my bum, i know you will love that too

>>34482852

This mad lad just asked me for a battle
This fucko's going crazy must be mad like cattle
Stop spitting shit rhymes ruining our britfeel
'for I roast you hard and reduce you to bonemeal

Word to your mother

>>34482942

just 10 minutes every now and then, are you going to call?

>>34482942
are you 9 lad?

>>34482891
>kill a prostitue
>1500 years before dna evidence
>perfect crime
>decide to celebrate
>have a shit, don't wash your hands
>eat a chicken
>get disentary
>die

>>34483025
me and my friend used to watch it and laugh at the absolute state of the skanks on it

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>>34482942
>>34483025
>Those years where you had no access to a private PC
>Used to stay up as a horny 11yr old for the 5mins "preview" every friday at 12am
>It would end and you might see the odd nip, but not enough to finish

>>34483049
I ran up an 1800 quid phone bill calling them a few years ago. It was an addiction I really found it hard to shake.

>>34483049

yeah with semi's i bet

>>34482078
As the other anon said, like lions we rid the competition

>>34483099
no that didn't happen until we put the one piece swim suits on

>>34483036

are we playing life on easy level?

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Just reheating myself some cannoloni and going to get high, what you guys up to?

This he will not divide us stream was good today but cant keep listening to people chant that shit.

>>34483095
Holy fuck, 1800 quid? That's mental. How did you pay it off lad?

>>34483151

pouring my last drink of the night, honey jack and coke.

cannoloni is a good munch

>>34479560
I here he likes cerulean blue

>25
>robot since 10
>virgin
>decide to fix it
>spend 6 months meeting girls
>fuck 20 of them
>wanted a relationship
>always end up getting brushed off gradually over a couple of weeks
>the other 100 odd girls were either camgirls, escorts, fucked in the head or far too narcissistic to give a shit beyond a one night stand
>only one girl wanted to pursue a relationship but she was willing to cuck her boyfriend for it
What is wrong with today's females? They just don't seem at all interested in anything beyond instant gratification.
Whats the purpose of being a male anymore if females are unwilling to fulfill their purpose? I'm supposed to slip into the role of provider/protector but there is nobody worth doing this for that is below the age of 35. And by that point they only have another 7 years before they're almost completely useless reproductively
Why don't girls text back or take an ungodly amount of time to do so?

Get chest pains whenever I play overwatch lads, this can't be healthy

>>34483128

just call them trunks lad like everybody else and green text the rest of your sleep over pls.

>no homo

>>34483151

Semi-high right now myself, vape is fucked, but we're just about getting through it.

Not depressed, but feeling really shit about life.
Emotional malaise?

Hope you have a good munch.

>>34483232
https://youtu.be/eH10efX7Png

is this why

>>34483239
you missunderstand the joke lad

>>34483211
>Why do they just want to fuck me? Why can't someone commit?

Congratulations. You're a woman.

This is probably why they don't want to be with you - not masculine enough. They want to chase someone who won't commit to them, not the other way around. It's funny how you are talking about "today's females" when you are the one who is subverting traditional gender roles.

>>34483301

you weren't semi erect males your an anime girl?

>>34482992
do you think your mad? use your waitfus blood to form a shank
leave your body decomposing like your future
and then make your past dash like im medusa

Well i failed miserably at packing in smoking again, did the walk of shame to the late shop a few block away after what felt like a small panic attack

>>34483390
it's ok lad, mr patel will always be there, never judging just happy to take your business

>>34483423

i had to bang on the window and ring the bell twice before he came, must have been in the designated shitting street behind his shop

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tfw in love with the woman on the natwest website

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>david plunkett found 3 weeks after screaming inaudibly in final conversation


the pusher is real
he's out there

>>34483496
True britfeels

>>34483496
I know how you feel. I too am infatuated with random women from adverts.

>tfw you know getting a gf is just a phycological waltz engaging your potential partners cavewoman projections of an alpha male, embodying this mythical figure and striking when the time is right but you don't like dancing or going out to the club

>>34483531
and his name
is Leonard

Going to the doctors on Monday to determine whether im autistic or not, wish me luck lads

>>34483633
Am I wishing you to have autism or not lad

>>34483648
Wishing me to have it, need them bennies

>>34483633
do you want autism?

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oh god lads
I'm down the rabbit hole
send help

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unsolved_deaths

>>34483699
>anon pieces together a case agaisnt an unknown serial killer and goes to catch him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRPpCqXYoos

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>>34483662
jgrigogidjrgjiodrgji

>>34483699
anon, please stop, len lad is too powerful he knows to much, you wouldn't be the first he's silenced

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>On 23 August 2010, the partially decomposed body of Gareth Williams, 32, a Welsh mathematician who worked for British intelligence GCHQ, but who was seconded to MI6 at the time of his death, was found in a padlocked bag in the bathroom of a safe house in the London neighborhood of Pimlico. It was determined he had been dead for about a week. Due to the nature of his work, the investigation had to withhold details of it and some other aspects from any material made public; his family and friends allege that the Metropolitan Police compromised and mishandled key forensic evidence in the early stages of their response. An initial investigation by the coroner's office concluded that the death was a homicide; a later re-investigation by the police claimed that it was instead an accident.

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>>34483729
who killed her lad?

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>>34483699
dont worry, lad. i will protect you. im watching over you like a guardian angel.

What would your serial killing gimmick be?

Calling card at the scene, specific kind of victim, ritual killing?

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>>34483633
you know what's going to happen lad
.
.
.
.
>Anon comes into the surgery
>Has poor social skills, and obsessive interests
>Believes that he is suffering from autism
>Wants me to give him a formal diagnosis
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>34483850
after every kill i would go on 4chan post a shota and be really nice to people, pretend to care about their problems, give out my steam etc.

>>34483850
Butter knife with jam on it, people who want a slice of jammy toast, yes I invite them for a slice of jammy toast and if they accept I slice their throats with the jammy butter knife.

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>>34483850
I'd meet and seduce people on an anonymous forum, kill them and then dump them in a canal

>>34483902
>>34483871
When did this Len-poster is a serial killer meme start?

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>>34483871
>>34483902
Please stop ;_;

nobullyoriginalpost

>>34483850

One thing that's interesting, every time I see a killer get caught, they always get caught for thing's that I wouldnt miss.

Given how many people have gotten caught for things I wouldn't miss, I think I'd have a very good chance of getting away with it.

>>34483921
nobody knows when he took his first life, but it's believed to have been in 2008

>>34483932
omg! he knows we're talking about him, he's rumbled himself lads

>>34483699

How many of us can relate to this one?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Vincent

>>34483935
serial killers get rash as they kill more people because the power goes to their head

>>34483935
Arent killers that get caught "bad killers" just by that fact, the good ones are the ones we know nothing about

>>34479523

Britfeel is just

>Waifus
>East devon meme
>Serial killer obsession
>lads lads lads, what you had for tea lads
>That old cooking woman on youtube

>>34484036

yea, like lenlad

>>34483979
>surrounded by Christmas presents she had wrapped but never delivered

enough for one evening lad

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>>34484081

Dont forget me

>>34484081
And prison fags rping in steam then bringing their drama here

>>34484081
>people whinging without contributing

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>>34484107
no canals nearby is there?

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>>34484081
>East devon meme
It's not a meme. I am genuinely stuck here lad

>>34484154
stop it lenner, you're the number one suspect, stop trying to deflect suspicion

>>34483979
>Renting a whole flat in a part of west London near the tube and paying just 2400 over two years for it.

No I absolutely cannot relate.

i'm stuck in an eternal loop of drinking alone every night, i just want to meet a local person who doesn't mind going out every now and again for a drink and chat, but i just have no connection to anyone, everyone's a stranger, i don't know why i'm even here anymore lads

>>34484154

near to here? or near to the pic? I suppose theres one not too far from where I took that picture but there are none in my area, not for a good 5 miles or so anyway

>>34484177
>>34484081

hes genuinely stuck there lad, no bully pls

Fuck I hate pakis

sometimes i just sit here on my laptop and i think why, why am i here, and then i play my games and forget about it or my mum calls me down for my food and i forget about it.

>>34484218

Why anon?

They're just human beings too. Trying to make it in the world just as you are. Why do you feel such hatred towards them?

>>34484252
thats really fucking deep man

up all night to adjust to the night shift

made an amazing burger from scratch earlier, it was like eating at a proper burger joint

now keeping myself awake with some gravity rush 2, what are the rest of my lads up to

>>34483979
>>34484179
>Being able to stay on bennies for two years even though you're dead
>Your own flat completely paid for

2003 was a hell of a good time for the NEET

>>34484252

>when you're sat thinking about the purpose of your life and the futility of bettering yourself as a person then mummy says your turkey dinosaurs and crinkly chips are ready and it all goes away

best feel

>>34484177

'stuck'

yeah of course you are m8. Bristol is just up the road, you could easily get there. I'm stuck on the western isles.

>3rd cousin of a billionaire and president of the United States
>Lonely depressed NEET that spends 16 hours a day on 4chan

>>34484334

im gonna need proof of this outlandish claim that you spend so much time on 4chan, not even the NEETEST of NEETs could do that

>>34484269
>>34484329
yeah. sometimes when im sucking on a kit kat i will wonder about how kids in like africa will never have a little lick of this choclate

>>34484280

satisfaction from cooking something from scratch is amazing, i made a proper nice spag bol earlier, all the good stuff, mushrooms, carrots, basil, oregano, high quality toms, and a cheeky bit of parmesan on the top, i just didn't have any red wine which was a shame...

i'm emulating Xenoblade Chronicles right now, pretty comfy tbqhwy

>>34484358

I sleep 6 hours a day, I don't really spend much more than 2 hours a day off the computer. Of course I'm not actively refreshing the catalog every 5 seconds, and am often watching youtube alongside, but I really do spend most waking moments on 4chan.

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>>34484358
>not even the NEETEST of NEETs could do that

yeah r-right nobody could be so stupid to waste ALL their time on 4chan ha ha