I've literally been farting non-stop for the last hour.

>>34479341
just hold you farts when you around her

You need to improve your diet drastically.

>>34479341
Stop eating foods that induce copious flatulence.

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>>34479341
post a vocaroo or i don't believe you

When I'm lying in my bed with my gf, sometimes I fart
Like, a lot
But she either doesn't care or just gets a bit disgusted but we laugh about it
You just need a girl who isn't too serious

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>>34479454
is this your gf?

dhejkjek

>>34479353
but what if he starts to inflate? That would be embarassing...

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You're fat, aren't you?
this in not original

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>>34479535
assigned autism