How you ever committed a felony?

>admitting to federal crimes
>while the FBI watches this board

Nice try FBI

Did he die guise?

>>34473378
is this the USA?

why do they bully him?
no bully plz

>>34473378
FBI detected
>just admit your crimes and give me your adress, friends

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>>34473406

Where else does this happen?

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>>34473406
Land of the nigger home of the cheeseburger

>>34473406
No, ignore europoors.

>>34473406
>>34473426
>>34473457
Its most likely in mexico or south america.

>>34473483
>Its most likely in mexico or south america.

Nope. It's Hicksville, red-blooded american pie, cousin-fucking USA

>>34473483
Where are they gonna get glocks and ar-15s in mexico or south america, dumbass?

THINK

That shithole looks like Atlanta anyway

>>34473388
I burned a flag once in a private community. I lived in the community, and i was very meticulous about how i went about it.

Basically i didnt get caught, but it turns out that police are REALLY good at their job. They knew where i had laid my bike down to rest while i was slinking around in the dark.

Biggest fucking adrenaline rush. I need to commit more crimes.

IIRC if you pirate $1500 of software becomes a felony (US).

bro I think he's dead already

>>34473547
that ain't no ar15 holmes.

>>34473547
wat

cartels have fully automatic rifles and rocket launchers in central+south america, why the fuck would the fact they have a glock and some kind of semi-auto rifle mean they must be in the US

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>>34473547
>Where are they gonna get glocks and ar-15s in mexico or south america, dumbass?

unironically, from the CIA

Holy shit I didn't realize you guys were so fucking stupid. Those are clearly favela monkeys blowing someone away with a FAL.

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just tell me your crimes so i can have a laugh

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I've been convicted of 10 felonies and 7 misdemeanors. I'm currently on house arrest and probation.

Pic is me

>inb4 roleplaying faggot

I did a lot of burglaries and robberies over a short period of time. None of them violent though.

>>34474183
post another pic sans sock

You fucking normies. I guess I'll ask. Is there a link to the video with sound?

what counts as a felony?

I probably have since I'm constantly kicking the shit out of people

>>34474327
https://twitter.com/batmanposadas/status/743572905129353216

>>34474354
Sounds and looks like a videogame more than I would think

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>>34474301
oraoefeakfokae

>>34474404
SANS SOCK

>>34474183
what did you steal?

originoli originoli

>>34473457
Kek oriabgioal

>>34474354
>Escraches Posadas

>>34473426
>>34473457
>>34473504
>>34473547
eurocucks BTFO, go back to watching mohammed fuck your wife and your wifes daughter

>>34474484
Phones, jewelry, laptops

Anything we could sell and make a profit from

>>34474448
hes a felon, you think he knows what sans means?

Various drug related crimes, public masturbation

I think that's it.

I got caught drunk driving once. I don't know if that's a serious crime in burgerland.

>>34474551
Maybe he was one of those wise street dudes that start reading books when they get locked up?

>>34474593
eh, you might cause tens of thousands of dollars of damage and kill someones whole family, but its not too bad and you can get away with a few before anything real bad happens

>>34474532
>le mohammed meme
that's only true for brits and the french

>>34474821
the rest receive some other brown dick, I just didn't feel like listing names of all of the countries' favorite coal that they burn

>>34473378
> spic wins
> BRUTALITY

>>34474840
america is literally the most non-white white country on the planet

>>34475184
[citation required]

orergarno

>>34473576
>burned a flag
so what, how is that a felony?
people burn flags all the time.

>>34474867
>brutality

anon, i...
that's just a simple move down here, not a brutality. at best it is a fatality.

>>34473378
jesus, was that dude alright?

>>34475282
No you fucking idiot

akldsjfsd

>>34474404
>>34474183
Two question, if I may.
>what is the driving force behind breaking in to houses?
>how did you get caught and how did the police arrest you?
Also
>robbery
>not violent
Kek.

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>>34473378
I-is he ok?

oregon

>>34475222
it was on a flagpole at the entrance of the community. not my flag.

>>34475344
I can't speak for all burglars but for me it was wanting some quick, easy cash. There's also the rush which can become quite addicting.

>how did the police arrest you

We tripped some kind of silent alarm in the house we were in and were basically caught red handed. If we would've left a couple minutes earlier we would've never gotten caught.

After that they put me in booking, strip searched me and put me in jail for a month until my trial.

>>34475590
He's fine he just has a big headache.

>>34475590
No, you fucking weeb idiot