>"So what do you do all day long?"

>>34471316
that's a real nail biter, how do you explain your anonymous alias is jizzus

>I maintain the house, exercise and study programming

>so anon what are you doing this weekend

I cry Everytime

Just tell them you engage in debate with like minded individuals and discuss varius topics such as animation and why their waifus are shit tier.

>>34471316
>J-Just chatted to some people on a forum
>Oh cool! What's the forum called?
>I-I...I f-forget

>>34471582
you forgot what forum you were browsing? yeesh no wonder people think you're weird

>>34471316

"just fuck about on the internet"

this is literally socially acceptable now adays since thats all normies do, just on their smartphones and not a PC

>>34471316
Play on steam for a bit, some exercise, lift a little, etc.
I may be a bitter bastard but I can't just lay around all day.

>>34471623
>"haha nice. netflix and facebook?"
>"what's your name, i'll add you"

>>34471316
Fap to 2D girls until my dick hurts, stare at the ceiling, cry myself to sleep, repeat.

The trick is to say this in a monotone voice, without moving any facial muscles.
That way they won't think you're pathetic, just a serial killer in the making.

i use that old 90's term:
i just surf the web bro!

see back then, surfin the web meant you could literally be doing anything, including learning, because back then there was no google or wikilinks, everyone was just beginning to upload encyclopedias onto the web.

no one questions it either. i could be surfing for porn all day and you can make up any lie for it, doesn't matter. "oh yeah i was reading about feudal japan and just got sucked into it for hours and hours, heh!"
it's still a good phrase, i recommend it.

>>34471519
stop "studying programming" and work on some goddamn projects of your own you lazy bum

Work, lift, aikido, run, parkour training, listen to music, write lyrics

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>>34471316
I just show them this image.
I printed out a few of these and keep them in my backpack in case someone asks me this question. I just give it to them and run away very quickly

>>34471740
stop memeing. no way you actually do thjat

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>shitposting on 4chin
>playing vidya

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>Working a 12 and a half hour shift today at work
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I post frogs on a social outcasts board

>>34471316
Overmeme. Cook food. Masturbate. Sleep

I cook, work on my portfolio and work out when I'm not working part time.

>>34471829
hey me too, the exact same amount of hours too

>I write things online
>Oh that's cool anon, give me your blog name so I can read what you've written
>Everyday everything I've written gets lost in the imageboard recycle process so I'm essentially shouting into a void everyday
>oh...that's....uh....I gotta go

>>34471762
What is satire.
God you autists drive me mad

>>34471740
>he only faps once

>>34473011
>he thinks r9k is satire
o-o-of course it is! no way I'm such a b-big loser...

>>34473036
yes, my libido is barely strong enough to give me one pleasurable orgasm a day, being depressed really kills your sex drive, I mostly fap out of routine/boredom

>>34473011
Haha yeah. We are all just joking right?..

>>34471679
You have to be 18 to post here you fucking faggot

I literally sit around with no stress, no anxiety, no embarrassment, no problems, no frustration, no annoyances, or anything even similar. It's great.

>>34473941
Same here. Although I do have a lingering feeling of impending doom. My money won't last forever. If I ever got rich enough to not care I would literally do nothing all day. No ambitions, dreams, don't matter. Being comfy is the life for me

>>34471623
>tfw wasting your life on the internet used to be socially unacceptable
Where did everything go so wrong?

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>>34471740
Actually got my hours perfectly, wake up at 4 pm and sleep at 6 am, fap somewhere late at night and waste my time on the computer the rest of the day.

>>34471395
Kek this deserves so many more (You)s. Funniest shit I've read on here in a while.