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I want a gf so I can explore her body. I want to feel all the

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I want a gf so I can explore her body.
I want to feel all the sticky fluids, I want to smell her scent and I want to comfort her in every way possible.
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Too bad you're a loser and no girl wants to date you then
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>>34469904
/thread please flip to side B
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>>34469848
Gross and creepy anon. Don't be so gross and creepy.
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Women will never understand how much we love every single thing about them.
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>>34469904
b-but I have a nice wojak meme
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>>34470027
We do understand it. We just find it shallow and very looks-obsessed, so we do not like it.
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>>34469848
>I want to feel all the sticky fluids
ew thats gross
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>>34469848
Friend, it doesn't end up that way. No matter the woman. They all are intellectually inferior to you and me. They want material things and status. Live a life of peace and solitude like me.
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>>34470131
I don't even know by myself why I want it.
I just want to see a girl smile and trust me so much that we can have a relationship that can overcome all those weird boundaries.
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>>34470131
>>34469926
>>34469904
You all are useless flesh bags. Go back to where you came from and stop invading our privacy.
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>>34470131
Don't you appreciate how a man's love is unconditional?
Fuck, I'd kill to have a gf who loved me unconditionally, but I know most women have a laundry list of criteria for men to live up to or he's no good.
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>>34470188
No friend, they are like animals. Killing everything in their path to reach the top. Don't let them tear you down.
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>>34470195
Don't you want to know what it feels like, too?
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>>34470180
Stop being creepy you creep. You're gross. Stop being gross.
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>>34470220
25 years of solitude and 20 of it yearning for love is more than enough knowledge. I understand.
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>>34470188
Mmmm love the smell of desperation. Such an aphrodisiac.
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>>34470188
Your love is far from unconditional (as is everyone's). You want your gf to be cute? Then its no longer unconditional. Imagine her smell good, have nice body, soft skin, nice features? Not unconditional again.

I never met guy who would be "unconditional in his love" and I do know guys who had mentioned "lists" of qualities his future love needs to have. I was also rejected by one who claimed he "only goes for this blonde nordic type of beauty, that all he can be attracted to" (he wasnt "nordic type" himself mind you).
So quit with "guys arent shallow" bullshit.

>>34470180
Most probably, I am on r9k longer than you
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>>34470223
I shower once a week, I never brush my teeth, I eat junk food and drink exclusively soda. Do I gross you out more? I masterbait then rub it in my hands, then make food for customers.
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>>34470223
>Stop being creepy you creep. You're gross. Stop being gross.
THIS. upvoted and reblogged
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>>34470237
Veteranism means nothing if all you speak are lies.
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>>34470131
>thinking it's shallow to explore a woman's body
>to find out how to please her in every way possible
>how to truly embrace her for who she really is

None of that is shallow. You're the shallow one here.
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OP here just wants love
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>>34470271
Love my friend exists in the bonds of your friends. What our are feeling is lust, lust clogs your mind and makes you think irrationally. Stay focused, don't fall for their trap.
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>>34470271
ANTI BULLY RANGER GO!
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>>34470188
Except it's never unconditional you stupid fuck. And men cheat all the time. Maybe you meant to say your love is unconditional for your made-up, totally unobtainable dreamgirl, until she gains a little weight and you start looking for other girls to talk to.
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>>34470248
None of things I said are lies so try again

>>34470258
>Putting body and outer beauty on a pedestal
>I-Its not shallow! You are shallow!

It really is. Hardly any man cares about woman without caring about her looks.
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There is this pain in my left chest that makes it hard for me to breath and tires me out.
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>>34470307
Your anger feels like it's from some sort of past event. Look at my message about lust. It runs both ways. But you won't learn, useless flesh bag. You got pumped and dumped and now you're sad. Sorry little frumpy pumpkin.
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>>34470328
You can't prove anything so you can't use it to back your statements. Surely you aren't that stupid.
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>>34470237
>Your love is far from unconditional (as is everyone's). You want your gf to be cute? Then its no longer unconditional. Imagine her smell good, have nice body, soft skin, nice features? Not unconditional again.

It's not like you fall in love with people as soon as you meet them.
There has to be some sort of initial attraction, and all you know about somebody you just met is how they look.
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I feel like my feelings are dried out and I often lie curled in my bed to feel my own body warmth.
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>he's only 5 inches long with no girth

:(
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>>34470131
Speak for yourself. If love a BF to love every part of me including looks. There's nothing wrong with appriating looks when they appreciate your personality too. He said "every single thing about them" how the heck is that shallow?? To love everything about someone?
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>>34470367
Your young mind will understand in 2 years soon. Once you leave school and you see how little they work, how little they care til they see the hot guy and start working hard. They have ONE purpose.
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>>34470242
Be my boyfriend

RIGHT. NOW.
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I only want someone to reach a hand out to me. I feel like a waste bag.
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>>34470371
I personally don't care about my "below average" dick because I know women made that a thing to degrade us. Women get pleasure from status. Period.
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>>34470403
Send me your kik information and I'll text you for a couple days then ignore you. Is that ok?
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>>34470389
Not shallow. Just presumptuous. Why would I want a random stranger declare that they want to know every part of my body, including intimate things, and know everything about me. Respect my boundaries.
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>>34470429
When it comes to love shouldn't there be no boundaries. Are you saying you wouldn't love every bit of him?
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>>34470350
Then its not unconditional you dipshit. You literaly are in love under condition that you find this person attractive.
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>>34470403
Maybe if you're worth my time I'll keep in contact
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I have nightmares if I don't take my antidepressants and I often feel a strong urge to be an hero. I'm only garbage after all.
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>>34470440
Love, trust and intimacy is earned thru time and bonding. There are parts of myself that I probably never share with someone unless we were in a ltr.
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>>34470452
You do know you get to choose who you want to love. It's not some magical fiary that comes by and fucks you in the ass.
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>>34469848
You, my friend, are fucked. See you on the other side.
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>>34470461
That's what op is looking for idoit. I'm sure he'd be willing to put in the fucking time to make it last. Look at him, he's in fucking pain. And you just kick him on the floor.
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>>34470461
>>34470429
I'm not sure where you got the "complete stranger" thing from/
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>>34470470
Next train arrives in 5 minutes.
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>>34470403
Are you going to send it? I'm waiting.
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>>34469848
>explore her body

What exactly is there to explore? I never understood this expression. Are literally gonna scan every inch of her (scalp and eyelids included) like chimps do when they eat flees off each other? I can hardly imagine any girl would actually like that. Especially if you do it after you've explored the sweaty sticky intimate parts.
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>>34470477
>I want a gf so I can explore her body.
I want to feel all the sticky fluids, I want to smell her scent and I want to comfort her in every way possible.
This profession is being made by an anonymous stranger on the internet, the sentiment is creepy and weird. If a guy said that on our first date I'd think we was a gross psycho.
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Lurkers I smell you. Reinforce my statements or the cunt and cucks won't learn.
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>>34470509
I ment to say cunts.
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>>34470335
The event is ongoing and I wasnt dumped it's just a constant struggle of trying hard and not measuring up because men will always lust after pretty girls. Also you can go on dates looking nice and doneup but eventually he will see you when you're tired/sick/on your period. You can't say you will unconditionally love a girl, even if she seems perfect because initial attraction is misleading and you can't predict the future.
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>>34470504
But the implication was that OP wants a girlfriend to have that sort of bond with, which would require them to be in a relationship, not strangers.
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>>34470459
Man up. But don't do it for the women, or you'll end up worse than you are now. Hard to believe, I know.
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>>34470518
That is true, but you assume that he won't be understanding. Those are things that you can't control. Situations that any person could look past. Except women, filthy flesh bags that only "love" for status.
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>>34470528
I would lie if I could do that easily.
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>>34470520
But this sentiment was stated publicly to elicit a reaction. I gave you my reaction. I wouldn't enter into a relationship with someone with these motivations.
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>>34470547
Kek ohhhh you.

Originali Posta
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Please someone kill me already.
I have not much wojak memes anymore to express how bad I feel.
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uuoh here it is
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>>34470599
It's funny because people think I'm joking. I only like women because I have to, my instinct forces me to want to have sex with them. Then they are emotional useless flesh bags.
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>>34470602
Op chill out, the fucking attention whores do this to make you feel bad. They hate men because they're generally stupid.
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>>34470547
He will be understanding if the girl is already attractive and he's not already compromising. Also women don't love men for status, that's lust. Those women don't even know what real love is. They don't understand the concept of a relationship centered around fidelity and mutual feelings. And yes I agree, that's gross. But what about the rich men who have remarried and each time it's with a much younger, hotter girl? Was that unconditional? It does go both ways. And even if the man isn't a rich playboy, it's hard not to be insecure when women are basically only idolized for looking beautiful. Ugly men can still be desirable if they are rich, powerful, have status, etc. Ugly but rich women? Not so much. It's really just looks.
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>>34470631
Oh, I didn't think you were joking. But that doesn't mean I have to take you seriously.
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I'm only garbage. No one would date a creepy stranger like me. I'm better of dead.
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>>34470643
I don't hate men. Sry.
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>>34470649
You don't understand sociopsychology. Plainly put, there are unwritten rules that society has put on people, and if they don't follow them, they are thrown out. George Lopez, is he a decent looking guy? Look at his wife, she actually disgusts me.
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>>34470340
I can prove that time and time again
Have a one graph for study, want more?
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>>34470654
That's fine. I'd rather people not fight against me.
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>>34470691
That's from tumblr, your proof can't be proven because we're on the fucking internet sweetie.
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>>34470518
>Also you can go on dates looking nice and doneup but eventually he will see you when you're tired/sick/on your period.

Looking after her when she was sick was probably one of the times I felt the strongest bond with her.
She even said she was worried she looked horrible.
I didn't care one bit how she looked, all I cared about was making her feel better.
I did everything I could to bring her whatever comfort I could.
It felt terrible to see her feeling sick and uncomfortable, her appearance was the last thing I cared about.
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>>34470678
You may say that. I used to believe in God, I was stupid then. Now im not.
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I don't want to feel this feel anymore
original.
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>>34470696
Samesies

Orgorg post
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Did men and women always hate each other like this, or was I just born into a particularly unpleasant time period?
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>>34470742
25 years to fester hatred can warp a man's mind. But I'm not stupid.
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>>34470717
When I'm sick I want to be left the heck alone. Don't talk to me, don't come near me, don't coddle me. Just leave me be.
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>>34470720
I don't understand what your reply has to do with what I posted.
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Hate and mistrust is what keeps us humans away from eachother.
I hate this society.
I hate myself.
I want to disappear.
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>>34470781
>When I'm sick I want to be left the heck alone. Don't talk to me, don't come near me, don't coddle me. Just leave me be.

sorry
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>>34470666
Trips confirm self this to be a self-defeating lie.
When you find the right gril she will love you as you are.
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>>34470682
You mean ex-wife? The fat one who gave him her kidney? The one he divorced? Are we still taking about unconditional love?
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>>34470791
You're blind of your real feelings.
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>>34470714
There are links inside the post and the graph comes from whole study about dating.
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>>34470809
I don't think that I live this long anymore.
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>>34470795
I hate everything about this world.
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>>34470812
I'm not, unconditional love is a lie. I was talking about initial love.
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>>34470804
And stop apologizing. Go hang out with your friends or something. Go see a movie. Play vidya. Just feck off.
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>>34470831
"Internet study". Fix your first mistake by beliving internet studies.
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>>34470814
How am I blind to my real feelings?
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>>34470854
Cunt, you have no authority here. You shouldnt the be here in the first place, so fuck off.
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Please end this.
I don't want this anymore.
Why do girls hate me.
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>>34470863
You live a lie. One so easily trusted because most other people believe it too.
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>>34470855
Study is about internet dating that doesnt make it invalid if it gathered big sample and analysed it.
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>>34470893
It's invalid because IT COMES FROM THE FUCKING INTERNET.
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>>34470837
Aren't you this person?
>>34470188
>Don't you appreciate how a man's love is unconditional?
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>>34470883
Friend, relax, roasties do not control your feelings. You feel the urge to mate. That's all, you want to rip the roastie a new one deep in her throat.
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How do I stop the tears.
No girl will ever love a depressed failure like me.
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>>34470905
No, I'd rather kill myself then have a gf. 25 years of festering hatred forms strong opinions.
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>>34470898
You know that nowadays internet connected stuff (social media, dating etc) is quite videly researched by many scientists? Hell even Dunbar himself took a shot at social media analysis in "internet study".
Please, present some counter-studies or proofs or fuck off.
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>>34470883
>>34470927
I know how you feel.

I wish I could hate them like they hate me, it probably wouldn't hurt so much then.
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>>34470878
Haha you don't understand that my reply was rp. You're forgiven
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>>34470927
Their love isn't what your love is. They are useless and won't love you the way you want them to. They are emotional emotionless monster that thrive off hurt men.
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>>34470889
And what is the lie I'm living?
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I see their laughs in my dreams.
When I finally realize that they laugh because I'm wounded and bleed from my body I fall apart.
I'm a useless garbage.
I should have never been born.
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>>34470941
If the proof is on the internet there is a really good chance it's false unless it is given orally to me in person. I won't believe it.
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>>34470960
Is this the infamous gay agenda I'm always hearing about?
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>>34470955
DO NOT belittle me for something you have done. Rping is a easy way to say attention whoring.
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>>34470968
One that we are equal. That we can be friends. That we can work and socialize without problems. You and many others are the root. Pure blindness.
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>>34470984
You know literally everything is on the internet now, right?
Our dating, sex life, social life, shopping habits. All.
How can you be so dense?
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>>34470989
Oh yeah gay right up the butt. Fuck my asshole loose big cock boyfriend.

No I pay for whores to suck my dick every other friday.
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>>34470415
Its better to have too small than too big, when you have a small dick, at least you can go all the way down, if your dick is over 9 inch you can hurt yourself if you go too far and you can also hurt your partner if she have a small vagina.

This whole "I love big cock" idea was created by feminist and was retaken later by the porn industry, I hate to say that, but its a social construct, get over it.
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>20 other posters and 113 posts
This is fishy.
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>>34471038
You can't believe it, it's to easily changed, modified, twisted to fit whoevers agenda.
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>>34471041
And so many people follow it. Without it crossing their mind.
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>>34471058
That can be done with every study.
Something tells me you dont have much experience with methodology of social sciences.
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>>34470854
Please just let me taste you, just once.
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>>34471047
Arguing with cunts and roasties alike is like never sleeping.
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>>34471082
It to can be done with every study PUT ON THE INTERNET.
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>>34471097
I never did understand why calling girls roasties was a insult.
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>>34471109
And every study is put on the internet nowadays.
Every scientific journal has internet-based versions and every article is available on internet to, hypothetically, meddle with.
This study has its original site, you can look it up and find same info.

How hard is it for you to accept reality and see men for what they are?
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>>34470955

Fuck OFF MY BOARD ROSTIE WHORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

FUCKING ROSTIEEEEEEE FUCK OFF

This board is boys only no thots allowed
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Fuck all of you cents. All you every do is shove your flappy meat hole to wherever men try to find places where they can relax and you ruin it. All you do is ruin things. Stop ruining the ONE FUCKING THIS WE HAVE LEFT, JUST FUCKING LEAVE. We don't need your approval, your company, your ideas, your words, your existance.
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I'm sorrry for being garbage femanon
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>>34471151
dude calm down this is a dude roleplaying as a roastie to get precious (You)s
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>>34471136
I don't care what you think or what your studies say. Because they are all modified to fit your liking.
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>>34471151
>not getting with female anons and robots and making each other happy
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>>34471008
Why is it robots have such trouble banting with girls? Stop being so sensitive.
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>>34471164
Fuck you prissy little bitch, go be with them and let them bully you like the bitch you are then. Go to social with them, leave, all of you.
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>>34471021
I think you're the one living a lie, I'm sorry to say.
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>>34471180
>why do guys that almost never talked to girls other than their mother have touble talking to girls
Well geez anon I don't know.
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>>34471039
I gettin mixed signals here, I'm gonna be honest.
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>>34471088
Ha! No. Taste my farts.
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>>34471180
Because females are ruthless and the furthest from compassionate.
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>>34471151
That's quality rp frog poster. It's kind of stale, but classic
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>>34471176
God I wish this would actually work.

But we're all miserable, broken people.
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>>34471186
Yep I'm the one living the lie. Because I haven't hate 25 years to think this over. Yep you're right. Now would you leave so I can sulk in peace?
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>>34471194
It's the internet. You don't even have to look at me. Just treat me like one of the boys.
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>>34471201
That's unfair. Take it back anon. You hurt my feelings.
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>>34471222
I'm not going to treat you like one of the boys, Is because you are not one OF THE BOYS. CAN YOU NOT GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD??????
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>>34471219
I mean obviously you are. Your thesis doesn't apply to me. Sorry anon.
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>>34471211
Only why it can work is if you stop being robots.
>>34471222
> I care if you have a pussy or not
I don't maybe some of the other anons do but unless you're posting nudes I don't give a shit and if you do post nudes I give a mild ahit.
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Sorry femanons I can't bear the pain anymore..
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>>34471237
Oooooooooo nice big word there. Thesis, where did you learn that one from?
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>>34471200
You have no idea how thoroughly I would tongue your asshole.
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>>34471236
I'm physically not a boy, but I bant like a boy. My humor is very male-centric. If you can't see me as just another person that wants to goof around, then I'm sorry. Because that's who I am, and I don't plan on changing.
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>>34471229
Does it sound like I care about your feeling whether or not you are a female. Pussies are pussies if they have one or dont.
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>>34471239
I never suggested my pussy meant anything to anyone. In fact I was saying ignore my vagina and focus on the bantz.
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>>34471261
Stop bein such a attention whore unless you plan to post nudes or help OP out.
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>>34471261
Goof around with your group. Not mine, robots are mine. Your group is with other females. You have no right to force me to be friends with you.
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>>34471248
From saved by the bell. The actress that played Kelly was Tiffany Amber Thesis.
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>>34471258
Hahaaa! But that's where I poop from.
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>>34471274
You don't have to say you're a female at all. Unless it's a fembot feels thread or some shit like that.
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>>34471282
Do you feel smart? Be smart and go away.
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>>34471263
OK, I'll start marking my responses with

/sarcasm

Just so you lads won't get all defensive.
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>>34471277
Fuck you, I was responding to OP about how he comes off to females. Feel free to stop responding to me.
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>>34471296
Sarcasm doesn't change your mind. A female mind is a female mind. It thinks one way.
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>>34471293
What, that didn't even get a tiny lil lel?
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>>34471279
I'm not asking you to be friends with me. You obviously can't handle my friendship, and that's cool. But don't act like a piss baby over jokes.
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>>34471304
Feel free to shut up. Cunt don't belong here. Period.
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>>34471304
You're not replying too him at all. You're just being a attention whore. >>34471247 is OP go help him out for real. Get his contact info.
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No one responds to me (OP). I'm the one with the wojak pics.
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>>34471291
I was responding to OP. My response was relevant. All the additional responses have been replies.
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>>34471321
Oh yeah I can't "handle" you friendship. Because you are a strong independent women?
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forgut it agian
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>>34471308
You forgot slash-sarcasm
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>>34471325
Was that a menstruation joke! Goodonya anon.
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>>34471312
Fuck you, don't feel at home here, we hate you, you don't belong. You ruin everything.
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>>34471343
No it wasnt a joke idoit.
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>>34471327
I hadn't realized that was OP. He's not namefagging or replying to any of my posts directly. If the butthurt fags stopped giving me (you)s I'd be able to browse thread. My apologies.
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>>34471333
Just get OPs info and talk to him if you really want to help him.
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>>34471331
Hi OP, I didn't mean to ignore you.
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>>34471339
I'm not being sarcastic stupid cunt.
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>>34471334
No, because you're acting like a complete piss baby. That's a good indicator, hon.
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>>34471346
I feel perfectly at home here, you don't know me, and I belong wherever I choose. Also, I have yet to ruin anything.
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>>34471375
>>34471370
>>34471367
Fuck you females. You don't belong here. Don't try to help you only make things worse for everyone. Leave and never come back.
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>>34471360
Are you sure? It seemed like a real zinger.
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>>34471367
But I don't give out my contact info.
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>>34471377
I am not your hon, do not refer to my by that name you filthy cum dumpster.
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>>34471375
Really? You seem very sarcastic. Maybe you've come dislodged from reality?
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>>34471390
Just because you force yourself in someone else's home, does not mean you belong there. So leave, just leave.
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>>34471370
hello, uhm no problem
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>>34471391
Oops. Sorry OP.
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I keep forgetting those
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>>34471403
OK darlin.
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>>34471414
This is a commons more than a house. So, yeah.
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>>34471410
Your reality is different from mine.
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>>34471418
Aside from giving you my personal info, how may I assist you?
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>>34471442
So that's a big, firm "yes" then.
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>>34471391
>I'm not a big hairy black guy with a 7x5 inch dick
Try again mate.
>>34471414
>robots don't leave r9k and fuck up other boards
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>>34471437
You are to stupid to understand an analogy. Kek
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>>34471458
Robots are not females. It is impossible.
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>>34471452
Your reality is blinded. Mine is not.
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>>34471460
Am I? Or are you unaware of what a commons are.
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>>34471489
Nope, not blind in the least. It's funny you keep insisting that! Lol
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>>34471443
I don't know.
I try to be nice but people always mistrust me.
I lost my energy and happiness.
I feel depressed and cold, the doc said I should keep myself away from sharp things if I'm sad.
I gad three nightmares this night and I keep crying.
I feel like I should end myself if I don't take pills.
Every two weeks I'm takimg more of them.
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>>34471496
You didn't even take the time to Google what analogy ment. Useless flesh bag and lazy. Not even worth for cleaning.
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>>34471504
sorry ups
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>>34471500
How are you able to confirm your reality is correct if you haven't lived in mine? Whereas when I was young I was blind.
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>>34471475
Got any facts to back that up or are you just talking out your ass ?
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Oh these natural human desires you struggle with when you realize you have been alone for too long. Reach out anon. Pray for your own sake you fucking faggot
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>>34471508
I know what an analogy is, freaky-deaky. I was correcting you analogy for accuracy.
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>>34471520
How do you know my reality is blind if you haven't lived mine?
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>>34471523
The facts have been presented before. You just choose to not acknowledge them.
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>>34471546
I have you fucking idoit read my entire post. When I was young, I wanted to be loved, I want to care for someone, I wanted to have kids, I wanted to rase them, I wanted to make love, I wanted to be happy. Now all of that has changed.
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>>34471548
If they have been showed before then it would be easy for you to post them again. Now present them to me anon.
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>>34471576
No.

Pancakes are bestest
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>>34471504
That's tough, maybe you're coming off as too nice? A cloying personality can cause suspicion as well.
You sound pretty depressed? How do you feel about meds? If that's a no, I'd say make a go at a hobby. Maybe something technical?
Killing yourself is an extreme solution for something that will pass. This is temporary, anon, pls don't give up.
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>>34470547
>fleshbags loving for status (women) are somehow worse than the fleshbags loving for youth/looks (men)
ecks dee man
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>>34471569
Wouldn't that mean you're blind to the things you felt when you were young? Pls don't project your own blindness onto me.
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>>34471591
Those are men that are blind. You assume we are all like them. Blinded but all the sex and drugs that are handed to them by society.
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>>34471588
Fuck ya waffles are way better than pancakes and I will find you irl and make the best waffles that will blow your pancakes the fuck out.
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>>34471625
Do not try to brighten my mood.
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>>34471625
>tfw your secret Santa got you a waffle maker
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>>34471610
I was blind now I'm not. I was blind to the things I am not anymore to.
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>>34471589
The meds help me getting better sleep and ease my mood sometimes, but I feel like I don't get away from them if I don't solve my issues.
I'm now on meds since 7 months and depressed since two years. Women always tell me to man up and to be more energetic. If my depression and creepiness is a redflag for women then I rather be off dead than living like this anylonger. I'm sorry I must sound like a huge loser to you.
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>>34471655
But you're blind to the things that were. And you assume that you're the only one that's emotionally matured jaded, and you can't see a path back to that hopeful youth. And I'm the blind one.
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>>34471643
Who said I was doing that anon?
>>34471649
They have great taste then. Waffles are the best.
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>>34471695
Ugly girls flock around me because I'm decent looking but masculine. I know the patterns.
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>>34471686
I'm going to bet I have to be up in 4 hours. You think about what I said. And do us all a favor a leave r9k to robots and faggots wanting to fuck robots
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>>34471321
>I'm just like a guy tee hee
>Pissbaby

No man alive uses this word. Nu-males with lack of T, maybe. But acting like a nu-male doesn't make your "bantz" guyish anymore than acting like a porn actress would make a guy girlish.
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>>34471620
>im not like the others i am a special snowflake, respect me <3
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>>34471673
You don't sound like a loser, your OP sounded creepy and gross.
I've been on klonopin for 6mths, I understand where your coming from feeling like the meds are a crutch actually preventing you from "fixing" the actual problem. It's a scary feeling, and it's something that I'm concerned about as well.
I would suggest more than anything, stop trying to find validation in other people. Work on yourself. Find something that fulfills you. Something productive, and do it for yourself. Do it to grow a skillset. That's al I can really offer OP :(
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>>34471695
Waffles are the best invention.
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>>34471708
>I'm a girl
I'm a big black guy that love cute things. Here is me holding some ladybugs. They keep finding their way in my house. I'm buy a cage and start to keep them as pets soon.
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>>34471620
>You assume we are all like them
gee man that sure sounds familiar
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>>34471724
OK buddy. Sleep well. Also, dat gay agenda
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>>34471744
Hey dude I have never typed "tee hee" in my life, I resent the implication that I would be like all those vapid girls cause I'm not like other girls anon I swear

Slashsarcasm
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holy shit you're all a bunch of whiny homogays
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>>34471764
You don't look black to me, we shouldn't separate our race by color but by our genders
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>>34471764

Nice ladybugs, my man.

Side note, have you clipped your fingernails recently?
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>>34471756
Thank you, you're very kind.
I hope it's getting better.
I would lie if I promise that I can do all that but I will try.
Don't worry about me I don't want that you worry about someone like me.
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>>34471766
I don't care if women have people that aren't blinded. To me you all got easy mode so do not give sympathy. Now I'm going to bed
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>>34471827
Well people just call me black so I roll with it. I'm more of a brown than anything. I never seen a black color person in real life before.
>>34471832
I never cut my nails.
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>>34471861
Also palms are usually paler
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>>34471837
It's no problem, as superficial as it sounds, it's good to have goals. It gives you something to work towards and eventually build upon. I'll keep an eye out for you in the threads. What do you go by, incase I think I spot you?
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>>34469848
That's the spirit, anon. You should lick up your loved ones sweat, discharge, blood, everything. As they should do for you. Stripping down to nothing just to explore each other's bodies doesn't sound too weird either, you know. Esp. if you land a virgin gf. I know once I meet my bf I want him to take everything off so I can finally touch a boy all over and play with his dick. Sounds amazing, desu....
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>>34471922
Thank you.
What do you mean "what I go by"? a name or some characteristic/meme?
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I'm dumping my contact info if you want to spot me.
kik: Arcus_tan
and if you look out for threads just look after the OP pic, I made it by myself so it's pretty rare
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>>34472039
Either or. Just an indicator?
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>>34470490
>falling for obvious b8

W E W
E
W
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>>34470405
baby you're a firework
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>>34472273
If I make threads then I will post with my kik name (Arcus_tan) and the gif.
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>>34470459
You're not garbage. You're a human being and you deserve to have compassion for yourself. Do you meditate at all?

t. tiny puppy who loves you
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>>34470509
Your statements reveal that you have autism.
How was that?
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>>34471171
And you deny presented evidence that contradicts your beliefs like a child covering his ears and throwing a tantrum, all to make your view of the world fit your liking. Evidence wins. Game, set, match.
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>>34471151
>>34471158
make me

this sauce needs more originalo
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>>34472431
Thank you my friend.
I did medidate for a short time but it wasn't my thing.
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>>34471279
>whines about grills not talking to him
>rejects grill who offers to talk to him

W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
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>>34471308
>A female mind is a female mind. It thinks one way.
In circles around you, apparently.
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>>34471414
Don't know about the grill, but I've been here since before the robot invasion, back when we were all gentlemen. This was my board long before you got here, newfag. Now put away your dick and get the fuck off my lawn.
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>>34471460
She knows what an analogy is, sweetie. Yours was just a shitty one.
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>>34471504
That sounds awful, dude, I'm sorry. Is there anything you do rn that you enjoy? What makes you feel better (if anything)?
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>>34471673
I hate the phrase "man up," it's such a smug unhelpful thing to say. But I'm glad that the meds are working for you dude, keep it up!
I'm taking pills three times a day and they've been helping me too, but therapy has helped me make the most progress with my depression/anxiety. Do you see a therapist too?
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>>34471764
You'd do better with a big tupperware covered in plastic wrap. Use a fork to poke lots of holes in the plastic wrap, so they can breathe but can't get out. What do ladybugs eat anyway? Do they need a water bowl?
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