>"Anon, i went into your room today, we need to

>i see you found my drug stash, want to snort some mushrooms with me, mother?

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>>34469380
>"if you have tampered with my oats mother..."

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>they were dead when I found em

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>>34469571
>tfw oats are tampered with

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>tfw mom found the dead Jews

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>>34469380
>"mother, you have found the lamb sauce, this cannot be forgiven"

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>Look, mom, I know you said you didn't want me to smoke weed, but I definitely stole this from your personal stash.

>I know that doesn't help my case but now I'm wondering what else you're lying about.