>"Anon, i went into your room today, we need to talk....."
>i see you found my drug stash, want to snort some mushrooms with me, mother?
>>34469380
>"if you have tampered with my oats mother..."
>they were dead when I found em
>>34469571
>tfw oats are tampered with
>tfw mom found the dead Jews
>>34469380
>"mother, you have found the lamb sauce, this cannot be forgiven"
>Look, mom, I know you said you didn't want me to smoke weed, but I definitely stole this from your personal stash.
>I know that doesn't help my case but now I'm wondering what else you're lying about.