ANIMAL ROBOTS

>>34468947
That blob fish

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>>34468947
slothriginal

Cats are the ultimate robot pill.

>>34468947
You already posted it

Oregenal

>>34468947 obviously a slug

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one of my rabbits is kind of a robot

there's 4 other rabbits in the house but he has to stay locked away all alone in my room with me because he ALWAYS gets in fights with the others and now they all run away from him on sight, even his own grown ass father (the robot is barely like 12-14 in human years)
his only friends are the plushies i use to play with him, he always seems constantly scared unlike the others, the retards i live with say he's ugly and it's like his bunny autism makes him only know to attack whenever he sees another rabbit

pray for pacotin

How about the Panda?

>>34470775
He may be dealing with some stress have you spoken to a vet about his behavior? Poor thing

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This nigga right here bloop

>>34468971
>Moves so little that moss grows on it
>Lays in the middle of busy roads
>Is one of few animals that has/wants recreational sex
>Neckbeard
Perfect.

>>34470775
That's such a cute bunny. My first pet was a rabbit, then he ran away. I've quite honestly never recovered from that.

>>34470775
>>34471590
>tfw squeezed my pet bunny too hard

Who /lenny/ here

>>34470566
not really , women gravitate towards cats cause they have the traits they want in an ideal male partner.
Independence and confidence.

inversely I found men gravitate towards dogs for much the same reason ,
Dogs exemplifying loyalty and playfulness
things men want in their ideal female partner.

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>>34468947
>OMG! CATS HATE PEOPLEXD
>CATS ARE EVILXDXDXD
>.t normalscum

cats are attracted to autism because bots don't treat them like hairy little babys which instincivly, they are not. they want to be treated like big lions which is why they "hate people" who try to shower them with affection while making cooing noises at them robots just leave them alone and ignore them so cats think that they are the biggest lion and want to hang out with them.

cats are one of the most robotic animals, not the most but up there

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>>34471609
>tfw squeezed my pet bunny too hard

tell me more.

>read thread
>no frogs
What the fuck duderinos

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>>34468971
the NEETs of the animal kingdom

>>34471658
I don't like dogs much. They smell and it gets on your hands. Plus, their enthusiasm pisses me off. Not to mention, cats are discreet. I don't know where they are half the time, which is just right.

>>34471788
kek, I love this image, thank you so much

>>34471746
explains why cats always seem to love me.
My neighbours cat often comes to my house just to sit on my lap and stuff, I don't even feed him

>>34471746
Cats are roasties

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Guinea pigs.

- They never leave their cage.
- They don't like being touched.
- They scream at you impatiently when they hear food being prepared, plastic bags rattling, or refrigerators opening.
- They hate each other but can't stand to be alone.
- They have a propensity to get fat.
- They can't run.
- They can't swim.
- They get injured very easily.
- They can't survive in the real world.
- All they do all day is sit around, eat, and sleep.
- I'm not sure if they're capable of love or guilt.

>>34470775
He looks cute, but he also looks like the reincarnation of the devil.

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Toads, they like to hide in the dark, and can't jump and move quickly like Chad frogs

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>>34471032
i haven't and i prolly should
i'll look into it

>>34471590
damn, that sucks anon, iktf
poor little dude's mom died because of us being too stupid to neuter her or the dad before it was too late (she died from having a hernia + pregancy at the same time eventually causing peritonitis), i'll never recover from that either

>>34471970
Show us all of your rabbits anon, cute animals make me happy

>>34471746
If I were to try and pick up my cats to cuddle them they'd scratch me and run away but if I'm lying on my bed, they'll come up and chill beside me or cuddle into me like they do with each other.

I just think cats like being treated like equals desu which I don't really mind even though they are fully dependent on me for survival.

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>>34471658
I can't stand dogs, and I'm male.
An I gay?

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>>34471989
i have a full family pic somewhere i can't find right now so i'll just post a couple pics showing everyone
the white one is the dad (Pancho) and the black one is the mom (Piwi)

>>34471895
wew
ironically we used to call his mom Satan at times because she bit everyone, ate everything in her path and made hellish grunting noises (never heard any other rabbit be that damn loud) so he has a little of that in him
she was the best tho

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>>34471989
here's one of all the kids when they were a bit younger

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>>34471989
dad with his kids

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>>34471989
moar

oregano originalli

>>34471970
>poor little dude's mom died because of us

That's pretty rough.

>>34472340
>>34472379
>>34472416
Oh my god they're so fucking adorable. Do you bread them?

>>34471771
>be 3
>sister brings home a bunny
>squeeze it so hard it starts to leak
>dad says "EW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT" and takes it away
>dies

>>34472482
>squeeze it so hard it starts to leak
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>34472416

Can I have them for my pet tiger?

>>34472491
Dad?

Original fatherhood

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>>34472454
nah, my mom just randomly got a rabbit one day then we decided to get him a friend and they ended up having kids, never planned any of this and i already found a home for the only female left (pic related) so it wouldn't happen again

>>34472482
die

>>34472531
Your rabbits are cute anon, thanks for sharing. I heard they can be angry moody fuckers, I didn't believe it for a long time because they look so delicate

>>34472531
I didn't do it on purpose, I was three years old. I wouldn't hurt any animal on purpose except going fishing or hunting

>>34471865
my piggo can run and swim, but she's still autistic and starts to piss on people when they touch her

>>34472574
yeah, they'll fuck you up
when they fight each other there's fucking blood and hairs everywhere afterwards, they can rip whole ears off, they're no damn joke
i once had one bite me on the wrist and just hang up there for a couple seconds when i lifted my arm up

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>>34471865
>They hate each other but can't stand to be alone.
>I'm not sure if they're capable of love or guilt.
Haha only joking, I feel guilt all the time

>>34468947
That cat looks EXACTLY like my sister's cat wtf