I just want a boyfriend that would just be happy with a relationship

>>34468425
>I just want a boyfriend
No you don't.

why? too lazy to put out?

>>34468425
What is the fucking point then, I'd rather just have dogs or something

>relationships are an exchange of goods and services
>men exchange provision and safety for a woman's body and raising a child
>you can't even handle the one basic thing required

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>>34468443
Sex just freaks me out and I hate my body I would rather just talk about common interests or do stupid mushy couple stuff

>>34468442
FPBP

It's so much nicer being alone when you realize the responsibilities that come with being someone's significant other. It's tiresome and boring as fuck. Honestly I wish there was a general for people who need help understanding that living alone is the best choice because r9k would seem like the place to have that conversation.

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>finally get a gf
>she says no sex because she has "vaginismus" and it "makes her uncomfortable"
>whatever I'm desperate for companionship and I really really like her
>say okay

>6 months in I find out she cheated on me (had sex)

wew

no thanks

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>>34468456
Nah I'd rather have a relationship with both people contributing I have my own job so I don't really need anyone to provide for me so having someone to talk to about nerd shit would be nice

>>34468425
>>34468491
>doesn't want sex
red flag 1
>"I hate my body"
red flag 2
>Harley Quinn reaction images
red flag 3
>phoneposting
red flag 4

oh baby

>>34468425
Have you even tried sex? I'm low libido and the few girls I've been with always enjoyed sex a lot more than I did.

Either way, find some asexual sjw numale on tumblr, I'm sure they're /co/ enough.

>>34468491
Have fun trying to find someone who is actually enjoyable to talk to. Any person i've made a relationship with whom supposedly had common interests as myself turned out to be boring. In my opinion, there isn't a perfect match out there. I'd suggest being alone over searching for something that isn't there.

>>34468506
I will be your gf. I will sex you whenever you want, provided you don't cheat on me.

>>34468517
How else am I going to post when I'm at work? Night shifts take forever

Also I love me some Harley

>>34468425
Those relationships don't last unless you find some other fucked in the head asexual.

>>34468514
>so having someone to talk to about nerd shit would be nice
Then why not just look for a friend? Why does it have to be a guy? Any guy that wants to get serious will want sex. Even if you're a peach personality-wise (which I'm doubting because you're on 4chan), he's going to want sex. It's a biological thing. And what about children? If dick in vag makes you uncomfortable, how will you ever deal with pregnancy or god forbid childbirth?

Even someone with ED or a broken dick is going to want to do something sexually stimulating. Your best bet I guess is to look for some new age hipster "asexual" fag who also claims he doesn't like sex and then wait about 1 year tops for the relationship to peter out.

I'm 26 and utterly impotent. Interested?

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Get on any level shorty. Benis. :D

I dated a girl for two years and didnt bang because her religion, we did other shit though :D

>>34468506
>>6 months in I find out she cheated on me (had sex)


Hahaha. I'm sorry anon, that's terrible. But I'm sure there are 10 million other men with the exact same fucking story. Utter cliche. Fucking hilarious.

>>34468425

>I just want a boyfriend that would just be happy with a relationship without sex

Sex is really the only thing that makes a girlfriend more interesting than a male friend.

I'd like to talk about Nerdy shit without the sex - what's your Kik or Snapchat name?

>>34468491
>do stupid mushy couple stuff

Isn't that also going to involve your body?

To be honest I'd probably rape you after a while.

>>34468574
Yeah?
I never said that was off limits
Just not sexual stuff
But I guess that's even asking for too much I'm just going to die alone

>>34468626
>But I guess that's even asking for too much
you have to recognize that you actually are asking for a lot

>>34468506
My similar story was/wasn't that bad. We fucked, but she would have panic attacks and burst into inconsolable tears a couple minutes into having sex. Then she slept with the guy that worked at the coffee shop across from my bar. 4 months.

>>34468425
ill just go ahead and say it your the standard case of a "female doesnt know what she wants"

seriously you do want sex, you just want attention along with it

You don't have to expose your body to give the succ

>>34468626
Everyone dies, stop being so worried about who's gonna see you do it. Also, cats can be found in dumpsters all over the world, get you one, maybe twenty.

>>34468425

Sex scares me, grosses me out, and just seems plain uncomfortable.

I can't imagine myself having sex.

I've watched a lot of porn and like jerking off. But I probably only do it a half an hour a week.

I'm damaged.

>>34468645
I guess I am
But I'm willing to give much more but nah
"lol I would rather have sex Xd loool"

>>34468491
you're too self-centered for a relationship, you're also incredibly naive and probably autistic, personality disordered or developmentally disordered
you have to make compromises in order to be in a relationship, males have insatiable sex drives, you'd need to have sex at least sometimes even if you didn't really enjoy it in order to maintain a relationship with a male

>>34468669
*You're
And okay if that's what you think

>>34468692
>much more
You mean the exact same thing like a regular gf, just without sex?

>>34468692
>I guess I am
no

no guess

say it

"I am"

>>34468722
I can't be the only one like this let me have my small shred of comfert
Even if it's only kidding myself

>>34468491
>I hate my body

Why?

>>34468692
Because sex is actually really, really nice. Not just the penetration, but sexual tension before you get down to business is a wonderful feeling, and no one should be denied that.

Seriously though, have you tried? And I mean tried having sex/making love, I don't mean being pumped and dumped by Chad.

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>>34468569
>implying you can't have sex with male friends

>>34468570
Not sure if you're speaking to me >>34468552 but i don't have those, only Skype.

>>34468744
If they look like your pic then you're damn right i can.

Unf so fucking hot.

>>34468718
Hey maybe I am but it's not like I'm forcing myself on any poor guy to just "give up sex" What I want in a relationship won't work for everyone and I understand that

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>>34468425
>I just want a beta supplier
GET
OUT
ROASTIE

>>34468550
Surprise surprise, not everyone wants kids.

>>34468762
I pretty much said I already have a job and that I don't want anyone supporting me you should read before trying to get mad

Id be happy without sex. 2bh I have similar feelings about myself and have never liked sex but i still would like us to try and make it work. You know what I mean? I couldnt care less about "doing" sex, so to speak, but care more about the bond it creates.

Just saying my two cents on the subject.

>>34468742
Hey that's your opinion that's fine but just remember not everyone's going to think the same way as you

>>34468802
Apparently they are, considering you're still alone

>>34468808
Okay I think now you are just trying to lash out I guess some people can't have opposing opinions

>>34468517
you're on point lad, but what the hell is phone posting

>>34468832
Am I wrong though? My intentions aren't what matters

>>34468844
show me that you can have opposing opinions and that it's not just your way or the person is wrong then I will take you more seriously

Guess you would rather argue than chat.

Oh well.

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>>34468425
>No penetration but other stuff
Deal breaker for most but a decent number will go with it, at least for a while.

>No intercourse or sexual stimulation of any sort ever

What do you have to offer a best friend doesn't at that point?

Look OP, you want something that most won't give you. It sounds like you really need to figure your own shit out before you inflict yourself in your current state on a SO.

Aside from the no sex thing, you seem like you have a tonne of issues. Deal with your self esteem, and the fear of sex, then try for a bf.

OP is probably just really ugly or fat.

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I could go for a relationship with no sex if it just developed that way, but the "no sex" for no valid reason right at the start is kind of a red flag. It means you're either using the male as a beta meal ticket or you're a trans-freak pretending to be a girl.

>>34468491
>Sex just freaks me out and I hate my body

Why is this?

The reasons behind that could likely be a far bigger issue than not having sex would be.

depends

are you a virgin?

would you give a handjob, a blowjob, would you finger or peg my asshole?

would you sit on my face?

would you consensual missionary sex for the purpose of PROCREATION and then bear a child inside you for ~9 months and raise a family together?

Let's play a game called "spot the person that was molested".

I wanted to post this but muh 2MB limit

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1485598417757.webm

Whats the story OP?
None of your co-worker interest you or no ones hit on you?
Where do you live?

>>34469090
she wouldn't put out so of course nobody wants a prude

>>34468514
what kind of nerd shit would you want to talk about?

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Hey you like clowns, I like mimes.
let's get together and just be friends.

[email protected]

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wait a minute after figuring out a few stuff, I detract my last statement.
I DON'T want to be your friend.

>>34469195
oh dang

what happened

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>>34469206
Harley Quinn reaction images and self image problems with the fact OP doesn't want to have sex with a significant other are red flags.

OP might have some sort of psychological illness and I don't want to deal with that again.
golden rule #5, don't be friends with crazy.

>>34468425

If you don't want sex in a relationship, then find a gay friend.

>>34468748
What's your Skype name - i want to get to know you

>>34468491
>talk about common interests or do stupid mushy couple stuff
Sounds pretty nice desu. I wish I could find a girl like you that, but no one's interested in something like me. I don't need sex I could just fap if need be like I've done my whole life. Dunno why some people are so buttmad about the idea.

without no sex gf
>never have sex, can only sexually release through fapping
>have no companionship
>no one to loves you
>no one who genuinely wants to be around you
>no one to affectionately cuddle with you

with no sex gf
>never have sex, can only sexually release through fapping
>have someone to give you companionship
>someone loves you
>someone genuinely wants to be around you
>someone to affectionately cuddle with you

Sounds like a no-brainer to me. There's literally no downside, still having to fap just means one aspect of your life doesn't change, it's not like you're in a worse position somehow.

>>34468425
>I have a penis and I don't want you to know

How am I meant to impregnate you?

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>>34469339
>Says no sex because reasons
>Proceeds to cheat on you with random stranger while you're fapping alone
>Being the beta bitch meal ticket

>>34469317
boogidyboo90.

Its a throwaway because 4chins lel.

>>34468425
It's called having a best friend.

>>34468425
you're kinda fucked in this situation

not gonna lie

>>34469377
Earlier said she had her own job so the beta bitch meal ticket thing doesn't really apply, if there aren't going to be kids involved (because no sex obviously) then there's no reason for her to ever stop working.

And just because you're fucking someone doesn't mean they're not going to cheat on you. How's it any better if your gf cheats on you but you've been fucking her as well? If there was someone fun to be around, and honestly seemed to have fun around me, the no sex thing wouldn't bother me at all. I'd obviously still expect fidelity so in most respects it'd be much the same as any other relationship.

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>>34468491

u were diddled, what a shame :/

>>34468425
would you be okay with the other person platonically sleeping around? i actually feel really similar op

>>34468425
I would be happy to just have sex, maybe we can meet in the middle

>>34468491

These things lead to sex, you fucking idiot. You can't cuddle all the time without a penis slipping in

>>34468425
Gemma U?

>>34468541
No you skank

>>34468425
>I just want a boyfriend that would just be happy with a relationship without sex
I'm willing to wait until whenever you're comfortable. Be my gf.

>>34468506

My ex kept saying her pussy hurt when we tried to have sex. It came on really suddenly after we'd been fucking for over a year.

Now we're broken up I bet she jumped straight into bed with a Chad to try to work out if it was just my cock. She kinda deserves to be stuck with the problem anyway

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I'll say this to you like I've said it to others, OP. Male or female. It doesn't matter.

LIFT.

You won't respect yourself until you lift. Others will not respect you, until you lift. You are not WORTHY of respect..... unless you lift.

LIFT.

>a relationship without sex

hahaha

You're ok with the boyfriend having sex with other females?

>>34469339
The main difference between fapping without a gf and fapping with a gf is that you're constantly around someone you'll most likely be sexually attracted to.

>>34469410
Username not found - common give me something to work with

>>34469731
Is that Wentworth Miller?

>>34469895
How are you typing it? There is no period at the end.

>>34468425
sex is part of a relationship, if you don't want sex that is fine, but then your partner is your friend and he should be allowed to see other women or you will be dragging him down and friends don't do that

>>34468425
I'd be ok with just jacking it if the girl let me finish on her.

>>34468425
I'd be okay with not having sex, I'm used to relieving my libido through fapping. But I'd still be in need for other physical contact like kissing, holding hands and especially cuddling. Without those it would be just a friendship

>>34469339
>There's literally no downside
the downside is you dont get sex you fucking retard

fuck this fat black cow

>>34470210
Nowhere did she say that you can't fuck other people.

>>34468782
You just want someone to give you emotional validation and fulfill your needs while giving as little as possible in return.

Can you see how that seems like a really shitty deal and frustrating for a lot of guys who might be already jaded about relationships?

It's not going to happen, OP. Men are absolutely obsessed with sex and think about it almost 24/7. Men are addicted to sex, so to them a relationship without sex is a deal breaker since men are extremely horny creatures. Men, for the most part, only care about sex and literally need sex. To them, the other couple stuff such as cuddling, talking, hugging, handholding etc are just extra stuff that come with the relationship, but they don't care for it anywhere near as much as they care about sex. Men's brains work like this: sex > everything else. Once they get sex, all interest they previously had in you completely disappears until they get horny again.

Suck my massive cock exceptionally well and I will consider it

>>34468833
posting from your phone like a filthy normalfag instead of a desktop or laptop

>>34470336
Fuck you. I'm phoneposting rn

>>34468491
The only reason any man speaks with any woman is sex.
Nobody would put up with your shit if there wasnt something in for them

>>34468425
Then you should try some kind of asexual dating site. There is literally no heterosexual individual who would be happy in a relationship without sex, and anyone who suggests otherwise is kidding himself.

>>34468425
>I'm willing to even improve myself
>>34468491
>Sex just freaks me out and I hate my body
Hey, I found something for you to improve on! Seriously get crackin on that therapy.

>>34470374
phoneposting is directly correlated wirh shitposting
stop being a poorfag and use a desktop

>>34468545
>posting at work
Found red flag 5

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>>34468541
P E R T H

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Oregano

Angela ur a whole though. Why close your legs now

>>34468517
>being retarded

thats the only red flag you need desu

>>34470587
perthbot? no waaay man

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>>34468425
I'll date you, I have a job and a car is that good enough? I don't care what you look like. We can be virgin couples.

>>34468425
I'd like this but not with a girl who has already been around the block but has decided she doesn't like it, I'm not assuming that's you but I've seen a few girls like that recently and it gets under skin.

Guys,especially young guys,are generally sexually fixated. I would not call it "addiction",but the hardwired biology being male inflicts on them. We had wee-wees before we had thumbs,you know. Hormones bathe their brains and robs them of most restraint and practicality. They wait drooling for any scrap of physical affection like a dog watching a bit of ham dangling from your sandwich, and will gobble it up in a twinkle. Its annoying to deal with for both sexes:a woman feels objectified and the male exploited for want of it. And I at least find your revulsion understandable. However,do not dismiss the whole subtext of sex along with the act. And you can find a guy that you can get to know before committing to anything physical...I'll explain in my next post.

Seek out social groups that you are interested in. NOT to seek guys,but to share views and experiences with real live people without the safety net of a screen between you. I used to attend sci fi clubs,medival recreation groups,art and writing workshops and such,years before social media blessed us with convenience and cursed us with isolation. Guys will be there,and in a group you can both get to know them and feel out who might be intetested in you. In time you can zero in on a few you fancy,and maybe go hunt dinner up after tbe official meeting is over. Just DON'T blurt out No Sex so soon,or at all. No one wants to feel undesired and wretched, and it isn't cool to inflict such things on the unwary. A few dinners,in small groups for comfort's sake,then on your own will give you time for enjoying company,and possibly romance. Sex will only happen if you allow yourself to go somewhere where it can actually happen,like your place or theirs. You may be uncomfortable with your body,but otherrs may not share your opinion. Let bits of you aeake to it,in time,in comfort,in mutual desire.

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Op and everyone else >>34468425
Your all just sick middle and high schoolers frustrated with Your looks and bodies and new feels you don't know how to deal with. Any adult would never entertain your thots about sex and relationships because they are ignorant, immature and based on your insecurities.

>>34470228
>being on /r9k/ and expecting to get a girlfriend AND a girl on the side?
>>>/out/

>>34471721
why are you here again?
oh yeah, thinks he knows it all so has to stick his opinion in our faces

>Your all just sick middle and high schoolers
>frustrated with Your looks
>and bodies
>new feels you don't know how to deal with
sure thing

>i hate my body
>watch your own demise unfold and do nothing to prevent it

this is why it's easy for me to consider women fat landwhales because they act helpless like this.

just exercise bro and you won't hate your body.
40 minutes of walking everyday, doesn't need to even be anything substantial with any thought whatsoever, literally just do fucking 100 jumping jacks, DO SOMETHING, MOVE YOUR FAT BODY.

I'd be okay with it if you were a virgin.

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>>34471920
>robots are worthy of a virgin

>>34471966
Well I'm not going to cuck myself. If she can fuck other men then she can fuck me. Otherwise I'd respect her not wanting sex.

>>34471995
Indeed anon. Get with a girl that will love you and have sex with you. This virgin girls are the best is a myth.

>>34472092
What if I want to be sexually exclusive to my wife and vice-versa?