>mom stepped in the spurt of semen that got on the floorJust happened to me.
would have been cool if she slipped on it like a cartoon banana
>>34466370
hope she was barefoot.
>>34466422
Luckily, it was on the rug.
>>34466439
She was.
>>34466370
looooooooooooool
did she know what it was?
ofc she did lol she's a woman
>Doggo drags my cum towel out into the living room and just leaves it there
>>34466471
Didn't seem to know what it was. Just stepped in it barefoot while talking to me in my room (I fapped like ten minutes before), looked at it confused, and told me to clean up better in here. She hasn't been with a guy since dad's divorce in the nineties, so I doubt she remembers.
>>34466513
>getting bullied by your dog
That's ruff.
>not offering to lick it off her foot
You wasted a pretty good opportunity