this is the average trap poster on r9k. how does this make you feel

I'm way too fapped out to care.

>>34466368
That is no trap. Trust me, I`m a knower of such things.

But she cute tho.

post more alexa OP

is that issa? I used to date her desu

>>34466368
>how does this make you feel
she is p cute

it makes me feel happy knowing that I am talking to such cute boys and girls

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>>34466468
>issa
Darrel issa?

he is my representative too
he's a pretty bad guy but idiots keep on voting for him for some reason

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>>34466465
here is one i have that he posted in a thread

>as wide as a line backer

Nice

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>>34466541
ily

originoli ravioli

>>34466497
Dam she's my 10/10 tbqh

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How do you gay people shave? Electric razor, disposable razor, hair removing cream, or some combination? I'm thinking of using cream for hard to shave spots like the opposite side of your knees. What kind of razor, the ones that have the pink girly packaging, or just any disposable razor? 2, 3, or 4 blades? Basically, how do you shave? I put it off because it takes a while for me to do it and I use a lot of water doing it.

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can you faggots stop posting this guy with the apps and make up? jesus, not that hes not handsome or cute but the pics posted of them everytime look nothing like them and its a massive catfish

I know some hidden things about her past relationships who wants to know them?

>>34466678
>How do you gay people shave? Electric razor, disposable razor, hair removing cream, or some combination? I'm thinking of using cream for hard to shave spots like the opposite side of your knees. What kind of razor, the ones that have the pink girly packaging, or just any disposable razor? 2, 3, or 4 blades? Basically, how do you shave? I put it off because it takes a while for me to do it and I use a lot of water doing it.

pro tip - use baby oil

baby oil is literally superior to any shaving cream companies can create

I even use baby oil to shave my face and pits - when I used to use shaving cream I would get razor burn but I don't get any with the oil

just use the cheapest disposable blades you can find it doesn't really matter

reminder that you can sharpen and maintain disposable blades if you are a turbo cheapo

>>34467212
still cute, i would

>>34466368
>tfw youre a lesbian and a trap will never fuck ur girl puss

>>34466678
Use cheap disposable razors with 2 blades (anything better is a waste of money), but try to look for the ones with a little white/colored strip above the blade. Really cheap ones will have nothing above. It's some sort of soap/lotion that makes your skin feel nicer and also helps prevent irritation afterwards.

>>34467735
That doesn`t even add up, you rag-muncher.

>>34467784
they look like pretty girls and they wouldnt have to put on any extra equipment it makes sense

>>34467735
you know the majority of online "traps" are just straight dudes on hormones, right?
they just claim to be "pansexual" "females" to throw the scent off the perverted fetishism trail.

this is the chick that claimed she got raped in england right

>>34466368
it makes me wanna cry.
i cant get a gf and i cant get a cute trap either...
why live

>>34468238
I want to cry too, I can't even be a cute trap

life is horrible

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>>34466465
original comment required

i'm glad i could help you anon

>this entire thread
lmao @ orbiters

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>wake up to more Pinku obsession over you
>"hehe she's so ugly look how edgy I am guys XD"
>thread full of compliments instead.

Thank you~

>>34468489
it's not pinku but nice try.

>jumps off a bridge
>doesn't die
>cheats on boyfriend 1 for boyfriend 2
>cheats on boyfriend 2

what a mess of a person

>>34466368
>using a snapchat filter

no thanks

>>34468572
>has been telling people to remove me from Steam
>has been in my comments all week
>has been trying to find me on OkCupid

No one else is this obsessed with me, let alone even cares about me here. I know its you buddy.

>>34468584
I've not once cheated on someone I've dated irl. Why are you so obsessed? Why do you want more than anything for people to hate me? It's kind of weird and pathetic.

>>34468646
I see that you don't count your london boyfriend, or the guy who stayed with you for a month as IRL dating.

>>34468668
So if I am living in London, can you tell me just how I would cheat on someone who is also in London, with someone who lives in Canada? Seems like a very hard thing to do. Also I never once even came close to cheating on the Canadian boyfriend because we lived together for 2 months, dated for even longer after that and I was willing to move to Canada for him and drop school.

Does making up random things about me on the internet in front of people who don't give a shit make you feel better about yourself? Maybe you should get a hobby or some friends instead of being obsessed with people you don't like on Steam, pal.

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is that Ted Cruz? blo

is this some hidden r9k drama

>>34468716
Were your past boyfriends ugly desu

>>34468716
>https://twitter.com/fighting_steve
>https://twitter.com/fighting_steve
>https://twitter.com/fighting_steve
>https://twitter.com/fighting_steve

maybe I should send him a message about you...........!

>>34468799
Not really. Its just one person obsessed with me and I'm not sure why.

>>34468815
To me, no? One of them was a tall Chinese boy, the other was a strong jawed Canadian manlet, who I also thought was v cute.

>>34468922
Sure, go ahead and ask him if I ever cheated on him. He's going to tell you the same thing I did.

>>34468734
The hormones, dahnald

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>>34468950
>tfw people obsessed with me do the exact same thing

>>34466368
why this faggot look like Ted Cruz

>this is the average trap poster on r9k
Do you mean "average person who posts traps on /r9k/" or "average trap who posts on /r9k/"?
The wording is very ambiguous.

>>34466368

Pretty good desu.
I used to be all 100% STRAIGHT STACY OR BUST but now I realized that even if I was Chad, my weird fetishes mean my sex life with Stacy would ultimately be unsatisfying anyways.
Now my new delusion is that the sexuality of males is more open to weird stuff and that I'd have a better time finding a feminine looking guy to do my weird roleplays with me. But this is also probably delusional.

>>34466368
Can we post more r9k trap qts in this thread? We should make a tier list

>>34466368
https://twitter.com/JizzyJezebel