Fembot feels

>>34466351
How saggy is it (^:

>>34466351
small but perky here

how the hell do you have small saggy boobs. how does that even work

>>34466351
No, fuck you this is now manbot feels

>tfw trying to not give into the despair and keep a positive outlook for self improvement and there's hope but you're just so damn lonely

>>34466625

Their small but they sag. I mean, I didn't think it could happen either. That's why I went braless during puberty. And now I'm fucked.

>>34466755
So is small saggy tits the fembot equivalent of small penis?

>>34466836
closer to chode, I think

>>34466755
Relax anon, I'm sure they're fine.

>>34466836
I'm literally as flat as a dude and I'm pretty sure that's the equivalent of a small dick

>>34466856
>tfw no chodetitty gf

CRAWLING IN MY SKINNN

>>34466863

No they aren't. Also I have really weird nipples. I am completely and utterly fucked.

>>34466923
Eh, small tits aren't as bad as small dick. You literally can't please a woman with a small dick, but some guys like small tits or can ignore them, because they're not fucking your tits.

>>34466929
All nipples are weird. You're genuinely over reacting.

My current feel is I hate politics on 4chan goddamn it's so embarrassing some of the stuff that I read

I have those but I am a man.

>>34466986
>they're not fucking your tits
unless they are, anon

The size of your boobs doesn't matter.

What matters is how sensitive your nipples are.

>>34467049
>no timestamp

Anon, i...

>>34467018
Well then they're just fucking your flat chest which would be kinda awkward, wouldn't it?

Also you'd have to not be a total loser neet shutin in order to have someone sex you anyway, let alone tittyfuck so

you'll never have to worry about a guy not being able to tittyfuck you because you'll always be alone.

>>34467049
Fucking NO, 10/10.

>>34466923
>I'm literally as flat as a dude
BE MY GF

>>34466351
That sounds tough.
Suprisingly original.

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>>34467008

It's alright as long as they keep it on /pol/. It's tolerable on /tv/ if it's about Sam Hyde or Shia Labeouf but otherwise, fuck it.

>>34467049
....

I would give anything for bigger boobs.

>>34466351
>tfw will never click onto a thread a see someone write a description of me and say it's their dream woman

>>34466986
The counterpoint is that no one can tell you have a small dick when you're wearing clothes. Push up bras are useless when there is nothing at all to push up and stuffing your bra is apparently super obvious.

>>34467049
Honestly the fact that they're attached to a girl who would be willing to post her tits on the internet makes them disgusting to me

0/10 would not wife

>>34467113
Are you skinny, and completely flat? That's my dream woman

>>34466923
>fetish object for some
>preference for lot of men
>many others don't mind
Now explain how those apply for a small dick.

>>34466923
>DFC is equivalent to micro penis
You can't be any more wrong. Read more doujins.

>>34467116
fair enough, but I guarantee you there are a ton of men who like flat tits or are too horny to care

>>34467131
literally the exact opposite. And a dream woman is more than just physical attributes

>>34467168
Okay, never mind. I'm not interested in fat cow tits

Tbh it sounds kinda like you've got tits like my ex. She was a little self conscious about them and wouldn't do it without a shirt. Once I seen them tiddays though <3 it's hard to really describe the shape but they kinda hung and her nipples weren't perky. She was happier once they were pierced though I always loved em.

Fembots please describe your butthole in as much detail as possible

>>34467168
no the only reason to marry a woman is for her body and no other reason, after all if we're going to be spending our lives together why bother having her be pleasing to anything other than muh dick

>>34467233
She wasn't fat at all. Very pretty to. She's an escort now lmao

Hell na girl I love them national geographic tiddays. Natural af

>>34467234
Most people don't know how their butthole looks.

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>>34467049
mummy

my peepee is hard

want milk

>>34467240

Not them but your joking, right?

>>34467322
no anon i am not joking whatsoever, that post was made with 0.000% irony

>Women thinking men care about small or saggy tits
Unless you've got literal 45 y/o crack addict saggy tits nobody cares

>>34467233

sounds same as my ex. weren't perky but weren't overly saggy either, and she has bigger areolas - not even absurdly big just slightly bigger than 'normal'. she pierced her tits too, cuz it hardens your nips so it made her tits look perkier i guess

fucking hate pierced tits though, dont want to taste like im sucking on cutlery

>>34467142
Maybe, but unfortunately I'm more interested in girls that do

>>34467234
I can honestly say that I have literally no idea

>>34467350
wait are you a lesbian

>>34467350
>>34467285
It is sad that women do not have an intimate relationship with their butthole.

>>34467391
>>34467350

why would anyone want to abuse a butthole when they can spank and abuse the butt itself? The butthole is a just a hole, the butt is two glorious CHEEKS just waiting to be punished

>>34467357
Unfortunately yes, and one that will probably never get a gf

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>>34466351
Be my girlfriend.
>>34466616
Be my girlfriend.
>>34466923
Be my girlfriend.
>>34467008
Be my girlfriend.
>>34467049
Be my girlfriend.
>>34467103
Be my girlfriend.
>>34467350
Be my girlfriend.
>>34467467
Be my girlfriend.

>>34467391
>>34467398
Girl buttholes are not for abusing.

They are for tenderly licking, and slowly and gently inserting a finger into.

>>34467503
be my girlfriend please.
original

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper's_ligaments

This is what supposed to keep your breasts firm femanons.

You must be having few of those ligaments from birth, or they are eroding early.

>>34467511
honestly I am not at all aroused by the same hole poo comes out of

>>34466351
try pectoral muscle exercises

>>34467391
abuse how? sounds interesting

>>34467398
If you're a bully Stacey please spank me until I cry

>>34467552
>ywn introduce a fembot to the wonders of her butthole

>>34466755
Not using bras lessens the degree of sag.

Im pretty sure you just got fucked by genetics. Might be worth getting implants just to get a decent shape up.

>>34466351
I hate to be that guy, but without a picture I can't really make a judgement about how fucked you are.

I'm always torn between telling girls with insecurities like this that it doesn't really matter nearly as much as they think it does, and knowing that the only chance I have of getting a gf is women being insecure.

Your breasts will grow larger if I impregnate you.

>>34467103
Would you eat lemon peel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgvUhTLrZYY

>tfw can't even bring myself to fake laugh at jokes anymore
This is it gals, I'm done. There's no returning to normiedom for me anymore.

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>all a girl really needs is to be nice and have a big butt
t. Roseanne Barr

she's right about that

>>34468460
mfw i want all of that to happen to my butt

I have small but firm boobs, the only thing that bothers me is I'm a bit skinnyfat ;_;

Seriously small boobs aren't an issue.

thread needs more photographic evidence

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My chest is flat as an ironing board so there's literally nothing to sag!

Anon, have you considered losing weight, or perhaps getting a breast augmentation/lift? It's somewhat expensive if you go to a decent surgeon (which you absolutely must do), but if you're really so insecure about it then it might be a worthwhile investment~

>>34466351
Relax . I like small Bobbies , infact I come buckets over small titties, I wouldn't know why your worried.

>>34467049
dan nicky your bobbie s

>>34469527
NO! no surgery! small and saggy boobs are extremely cute! you should not do anything about them. its the best type of boobs!

>>34469616

I used to be like you but then I actually had the chance to play with some big boobs with nip piercings, was so fucking nice. Right there I suddenly got a major appreciation for big tit's and now it's a huge bonus if a girl has em.

She had a tongue piercing too and my god, the best fucking dick suck ever. her puss was good but I only fingered her.

>>34466836
No because you can make them larger but tiny dick is for ever

>tfw cow tits
I wish I was flat. This isn't aesthetic at all.

>>34469739

Do push ups and weights and at least make them look better for what they are.

>>34467234
It is full of shits

only men have posted in this thread

>>34467343
>Men thinking women care about benis size

>>34469756
I can't build boob muscle, that's not really how it works.

>>34469789
You can massage them
That's how they do in anime

>>34469951
I only massage them when I fap. Otherwise I get turned on too much.

>>34469991
>Otherwise I get turned on too much.
You should do it right now desu.

>>34470017
But I have work to do, I don't have time to fap.

>>34470065
What work? I can do it instead and you go fap.

>>34470137
I work at the big fap factory. No time to play around

>>34470137
That was not the answer I was expecting. Why don't you fap for the both of us anon?

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>tfw Extremely attracted to A cup and lower chestlets.

Degenerate, I know

Where do chestlets hang out?

i have a small ribcage and my boobs are a bit big, so no bras fit and i have to get them online in size 30E, and no one believes that I'm an E cup because they don't understand how bras work

>>34470458
Nice ol big tiddles, anon. It sucks you can't find any bras normally.

Real men love boobs of all shapes and sizes.

>>34469739
How big are they, anon? ;)

Original inquiry

>tfw boobs were the same size until I turned 21
>tfw 22 now and one is huge while the other is small
>tfw weird lumps and hardness in the big one and probably have breast cancer

If I get cancer I can just die instead of kms, it will be tragic instead of pathetic amirite

>>34470406
Anime conventions
origamiblox

>>34470639
Even if they are lopsided anon, there's always a guy that will love you regardless.