General Hygiene Test

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>How many times do you shower per week?
0
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
No.
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.
>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.
>Do you clean your ears?
No.
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Eventually. Kinda have to.
>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Probably the time I missed my piss jug, pissed entirely onto my bed and never changed the sheets, ended up just throwing them out a few months later. If that counts.

>>34465984
>0 showers a week
What the fuck, do you bathe or something?
No way you just wallow in your own filth and grease.

>>34465937
8

2

Only if i shit.

I dont prepare food outside of heating.

Not if i dont leave home.

No.

Skincare? Are you male?

Twice a year maybe.

Absolutely not. I like my toenails to look like a policemans badge.

No bonus. ....

>How many times do you shower per week?
4+
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2, I also floss. I took poor care of my teeth when I was a teen though, and I'm paying for it now.
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes, always.
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Sometimes, depends if I've been playing with my dick or my dogs.
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
I try to change my underwear daily, but I sometimes wear the same shirt, pants or shorts for 2 days in a row. I always put on fresh clothes if I'm going to go out though.
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.
>Do you have a skincare routine?
No, but I should, my skin is very dry.
>Do you clean your ears?
Yes.
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I took very poor care of my teeth as a teenager, brushing maybe once a week, if that. I'm sure my breath smelled like sewage from age 14 to 17. I also let my facial hair grow wild.

>>34466015
No.
I shower maybe... once every 2 months, or so? I only shower when my beard gets a bit unwieldy so I can trim and shave it while showering, getting 2 birds stoned at once.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
3 or more if I'm going out

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0 but I habitually use toothpicks

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Sometimes

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No unless I'm going out

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I've had athletes foot for a year now. I'm too lazy to get rid of it and it's basically a part of me now. Every time it flares up, I'll soak it in either vinegar or a baking soda solution and it goes away, but it comes back without fail a couple weeks later.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
10-14

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1-2 (Always in the morning)

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
If I'm taking a piss and nobody is around, I don't. Otherwise yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Usually

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes except for jeans/pants

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Fuck no

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Shower, shave, moisturize.

>Do you clean your ears?
Yep.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Left for camp with gf for 4 days and didn't shower entire time. Used wet towel to attempt to clean armpits/head. Kinda worked. And yeah I'm Canadian, we go to camp whenever we get the chance.

>>34465984
>washes hands before preparing food

t. when this disgusting fuck works in foodservice

>>34466086
it's actually a habit I picked up from working in food service like 5 years ago. back when my hygiene was nothing like it is today.
it also helps when you never shower kek

>>34466038
Jesus fucking Christ how do you not smell like dead animal?
Don't people find you revolting?

>>34466117
I dunno about how i smell.

But im definitely sure people are disgusted by me.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
2 or 3
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
almost never, less than 5x a month
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
only if i poop
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
if it's just for me, no. if it's for family, yes.
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
no
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
no, never have
>Do you have a skincare routine?
i wash my face when i shower
>Do you clean your ears?
i dig out earwax with pen caps, i can't stand the feel of cotton swabs
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
bite fingernails, trim toenails when they become annoying
>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
no idea

>>34465937

14
2

Yes for everything.

Anything less is degeneracy

>>34466139
I don't understand. It's not difficult to just take a shower and people won't treat you like absolute sub-human scum if you do.
Showers can be pretty nice desu. Why not shower more often? Feels good bein clean.

>>34466195
I mostly agree to this. I don't always wash my hands after a piss or something plus I miss a shower or two in the afternoon every week.

>>34466198
I-I dont wanna drop the soap.

>>34466108
what made you become a neet?

>>34466242
You're a fucking degenerate and you disgust me.

>shower in the morning
>crotch smells like dead fish by the evening
what am I doing wrong?

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>>34465937
Shower 14 times a week

2

Yes
Yes
Yes
Sometimes
Yes
No


Forgetting to wash the dried upcum on my hands and went to school. Was very noticeable

>How many times do you shower per week?
1-2

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
No

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Sometimes, usually no

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No

>Do you clean your ears?
I occasionally shove a qtip in there, but that's it

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I didn't wash my robe for like a year and a half and it smelled strongly of BO

>>34466300
baking soda usually does the trick. just lather it up on its own or mix it with ur body wash and rub it on ur balls in the shower. it will sort of deodorize the sweat stink for most of the day. dont forget to trim ur pubes anon.

>>34465984
Why don't you just use a toilet?

>>34466297
The complete and absolute knowledge that i wont be interacting with any women beyond that of a handshake or hug kinda makes me not feel the need to shower.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
No more than twice a week.

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
"Per day"
Pfft, I brush my teeth as much as I shower.. if not less.

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Depends how greasy my dick feels, in all honesty. Or how contaminated I feel my hands have gotten.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes/No

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Not strictly, but mum does the laundry so I can change as much as I want.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Rarely.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Idk, I use shaving creme? That's somewhat moisturising. I'm not a faggot (but I like dick immensely & truly am)

>Do you clean your ears?
Forget to always.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yeah, eventually. I'm incredibly slack with it though. It repulses my mum when I don't trim my fingernails, so I'm kind of obliged to.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I don't know? Ask me later. Maybe some drunken shit like when I was 16 and vomited over myself, and just stored the clothes underneath my bed in a hamper/plastic bag until I could be bothered cleaning them discreetly.

Come to think of it, I've got a bag of shit covered underwear in my room right now, that's been there a while. Doesn't smell though, scented bags are amazing.

Yeah, my overall hygiene is not that fantastic. I could probably think of better examples if I could be bothered.

>>How many times do you shower per week?
4-5
>>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1
>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Sometimes
>>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No
>>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Not always
>>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No
>>Do you have a skincare routine?
Just facewash
>>Do you clean your ears?
No
>>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Usually pick them off
>>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
idk went 3 months with out brushing my teeth as a kid

>>34466195
You sneeze into a tissue? That's some faggot behavior anon.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
kek

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1 but i floss a lot.

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
No.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Top kek.

>Do you clean your ears?
No.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Nope. will trim them after i become a grand wizard.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I'm pretty sure i gave myself herpes.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
3

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
If they smell bad

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
If leaving the house

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
When possible

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No

>Do you clean your ears?
No

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Don't know the exact details but teachers would often pull me aside after class in middle school to tell me I smelled and needed to fucking shower

i do almost none of this unless im around people {which is uncommon}

>>How many times do you shower per week?
1-2.
>>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
Once if at all.
>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Not if I pee, since I pee in the sink and don't touch the poopy toilet so my hands are still clean.
>>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No.
>>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.
>>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.
>>Do you have a skincare routine?
No, I'm not a faggot.
>>Do you clean your ears?
Every blue moon.
>>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
I bite my fingers constantly and I bite my toe nails off if they get uncomfortably long.

>How many times do you shower per week?
5-6, I skip a day if I don't have to go to work, or if I'm just going out for groceries.
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1-2, I should really focus on brushing more often.
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Not unless I get doodoo on my fingers.
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No.
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes, always.
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.
>Do you have a skincare routine?
Kinda, When I shower I use a face scrub and a sonic brush. Still get acne all over though
>Do you clean your ears?
No.
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Trim finger nails once a week, toenails once a month. I have a little scraper tool that I use several times a day under my nails.
>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Diarrhea causing raw butthole, armpit infection causing excess moisture and irritation. One time I didn't change my bedsheeds for 2 months and had some pretty gnarly back acne. Doesn't explain why my butt pimples won't go away.

>>34465937
>>How many times do you shower per week?
7
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0. Maybe like 2 or 3 times a week. Flossing is a scam
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
yes
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
yes. I'm paranoid of infections
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No, I wish I did but I'm a nose picker
>Do you have a skincare routine?
No
>Do you clean your ears?
sometimes
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
I bite them off
>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I pick my nose and eat the boogers, i drink my own blood when I have a cut or a nose bleed and I once ate my own cum

Ironically I'm not a neckbeard and no one would know any of these things about me

>How many times do you shower per week?
0.5

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0.2 (once per week)

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
no

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
no

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
no

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
no, shirt and arm

>Do you have a skincare routine?
no

>Do you clean your ears?
no

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
no

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I had a white powder/liquid coming out of my bellybutton that smelt like the devil's asshole, I've had many cases of what OP had, the rash between leg and ballsack

Please respond if you'd like to know more

>>34466618
Oh and my teeth, they're yellow, obviously

1, maybe 2

I don't have teeth, maybe once a week and a good rinse with mouthwash.

Always

Before and during constantly

No

Does shitpaper count as a tissue?

No

Once a week minimum

I have to now that I don't have teeth. I'm constantly picking at the skin on my fingers with my nails so I have to keep them short else i'll pick them to the fucking bone.

Depressed, ignored my health and hygiene for so long my teeth started breaking and cracking, had to have them all pulled. I probably didn't shower for at least three months either. It was disgusting. I'm still not completely out of it but am at least better about it now. A little.

>>34466195
Showering twice a day makes me dry up like king tut. I refuse lotion up afterwards because I don't go on /lgbt/

>>34466618
anything else up in there? I once dug through my bellybutton for the first time in years, and along with smelling like actual shit, I pulled out a black chunk of stuff the size of a pea. It was as hard as a rock and seemed to be made of hairs and necrosis. Do you have one too?

>>34466613
>yes. I'm paranoid of infections
But you don't brush your teeth? what about infected teeth? What about infected nails from hangnail?

>>34465937
>Question 1:
Once every two days, do the math yourself too lazy.
>Question 2:
1.
>Question 3:
Nah, my hands would get too dry.
>Question 4:
Answer to question 3.
>Question 5:
Yeah, but sometimes I do every 2 or 3 days during my days off from work.
>Question 6:
Sleeve.
>Question 7:
I don't know what a skincare routine is, but I might depending on what it is.
>Question 8:
Yes.
>Question 9:
Rarely.
>BONUS:
One time my dick swelled up a shit ton for like a week because of me masturbating too hard in the shower, it was really fucking swelled, sometimes my dick even gets cuts and bleeds a tiny bit to this day, but never swells as bad as that, I also didn't brush my teeth for a week so they turned yellow af, now they're somewhat clean because I just got some tooth paste finally.

>>34466079
>10-14
HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU SHOWER THAT MUCH?!

How the fuck do you shower twice a day? My body wash and other shit fucks my skin up during the winter

I mean, do you really need 2 showers a day?

ATTENTION!

I am here to tell you precisely how a man should conduct himself in regard to grooming. If you disagree with anything you read below, you are incorrect.

>How many times do you shower per week?
Once every 2 days, which works out to 3-4 days per week.

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2. If you are someone who washes his teeth more often, then please realize that you are actually hurting your teeth.

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
If I am releasing waste from my genitals or anus, then yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Unless I have reason to suspect that my hands have been dirtied, then no. I just rinse them with water, prior to handling food.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No. Aside from underwear and socks, you can go several days, or even over a week with the same clothes.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
I wash my face with moisturizing soap. I mean, I have to wash it with something, so it might as well moisturize.

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes. If you are a earphone user like me, then you should already know why washing your ears is important. If you aren't, then just take a cotton bud and swirl it around your inner ear.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes. I don't see how this is even a choice. Do you scrape your fingernails against a sofa until you've grinded them down to normal size?

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I never do anything that I consider gross. I have gone a week or two without changing underwear, which is something most people would consider disgusting.

>>34466739
my teeth appear to be fine, my dentist hasnt indicated that there's anything wrong with my teeth or mouth
the biggest thing i'm trying to stop myself from doing is drinking my blood from cuts/nosebleeds. that's actually really hazardous for your health. hell picking your nose chronically is bad for your health
>don't enjoy it, blood tastes disgusting but I'm too lazy to get a tissue, also a warm tongue on your cut actually feels quite nice
>still compulsive about all these retarded habits

>>34466704
nope never had that before but i've pulled out yellow gunk with hair

>>34466704

>digging in your bellybutton after years

I hate going up in there, the smell is putrid and awful. Like, i'm a janitor, so i'm not squeamish about having been up to my elbows in actual shit on more than one occasion, but going up into my own belly button is a grim fucking task. Biggest mistake is doing it outside of the shower because then you're assaulted with all those awful smells at once.

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>>34465937
>>How many times do you shower per week?
>implying you need more than 1
>>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
>2
>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
>Yes.
>>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
>yes, and afterward
>>Do you change into new clothes each day?
>sometimes
>>Do you sneeze into tissues?
>lol, what?
>>Do you have a skincare routine?
>does splashing water on my face every morning count?
>>Do you clean your ears?
>yes
>>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
>sort of
>>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
that time I got fleas

yeah I fuck, what of it?

>>how many times shower a week
5-7
>>how many times brush teeth a day
literally once every 3 weeks or so and haven't had a cavity since i stopped brushing daily
>>do you wash your hands after bathroom
if i make a poo yes if i make a peepee only if it gets on my hands
>>do you wash hands before preparing food
no
>>new clothes each day?
only because I go to the gym daily, i wear the same thing to bed every day until i need to do laundry then i throw it in with the rest of the shit
>>sneeze into tissues?
no i just hold my nose unless there's a lot in there that i need to get out, then i use a tissue.
>>skincare routine?
I wash my face a couple times daily and use some clay shit when my skin gets really oily or if i break out.
>>clean ears?
only when i get water in them or it's hard to hear, sometimes if they hurt.
>>trim fingernails and toenails
I bite fingernails daily and bite toenails whenever
>>grossest case of poor hygeine
I shit myself multiple times daily without even knowing until I was 14 because of encopresis

>>How many times do you shower per week?
>1
>>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
>1
>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
>Yes.
>>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
>yes
>>Do you change into new clothes each day?
>yes
>>Do you sneeze into tissues?
>should I?
>>Do you have a skincare routine?
>No, pizza faced goblin.
>>Do you clean your ears?
>yes
>>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
>no
>>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
>went a few months without cleaning my ears when I was a kid. a few months later I dig into them and find a dried up dead bug in my ear flap.

>>34466941
the way I deal with it is copious amounts of rubbing alcohol on everything involved

guys i have this white shit covering my whole tongue and it literally smells like shit, i heard it was cause i took a lot of anti biotics

i had it for 6 months and all i do is brush my tongue everday but it doesnt fix it

>>34467134
try mouthwash. I get the same tongue fuzz and that fixed it for me.

>How many times do you shower per week?
Any day i have to work, so typically 4-6 times

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes if i have to physically touch the food to prepare it (in other words something that isnt just throw in the microwave/oven)

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No

>Do you clean your ears?
Probably once a month

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Bad biting habit so technically no

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
In middle school during summer vacation i once went 3 weeks without showering

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
6-7

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No

>Do you clean your ears?
Daily

>>34467134
i got that shit too, swish your mouth with warm salt water a few times a day for a few days and see if it helps.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
1 if that.

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
no

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
only if I cum on them

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
i dont prepare food

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
no

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
no

>Do you have a skincare routine?
no

>Do you clean your ears?
never

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
I rip them off

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
jizzed onto my stomach and left it there, then kept cumming onto my stomach and not showing for weeks.

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>>34465937
>>How many times do you shower per week?
5
>>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1
>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
no
>>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
no
>>Do you change into new clothes each day?
I change my undies, socks and shirt
>>Do you sneeze into tissues?
no
>>Do you have a skincare routine?
no
>>Do you clean your ears?
when they get really dirty I scratch out the earwax with a tissue
>>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
>fingers
once every other week
>toes
every 2 months
>>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I cum in my undies and walk around smelling like cum all day. I also don't change my jeans or my jacket, nor do I wear underarm deodorant, so I usually reek anyway.

>>34466079
>Thinking camping is a Canadian thing.
KEK!

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
7+
>>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2
>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
yes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
no

>Do you have a skincare routine?
yes, exfoliate, cleanse, moisturise

>Do you clean your ears?
yes

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
None, because I'm not a disgusting fuck.

>>34465937
>>How many times do you shower per week?
Every other day, so 3 at least. Every day at a convention.

>>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
Just the mornings
>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
All the time. I skip soap if I'm just going back to sleep or about to fap

>>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.

>>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No. I wash every 2-3 weeks and rotate outfits/shirts.
.
>>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>>Do you have a skincare routine?
Not really

>>Do you clean your ears?
Obsessively

>>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Combination of two things

1) Living with my mom lead to her breaking the washer and the dryer worked some of the time, so washing in the tub wasn't just shitty but it lead to me smelling like mildew in public even when I showered.

2) Dandruff like crazy in Middle School

>how many times do you shower per week: 2

>how many times do you brush your teeth per day: 1

>do you wash your hands after using the bathroom: no

>do you wash your hands before preparing food: no

>do you change into new clothes each day: no

>do you sneeze into tissues: no

>do you have a skincare routine: no

>do you clean your ears: no

>do you trim your fingernails and toenails: yes

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
2

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1/2 sometimes i miss a day but make up for it later on

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
if i'm making food or handling food for others then yes otherwise unless there's physically piss or shit on my hands i don't

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
See above

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
I sleep in them for about three days before changing or if they start to smell sooner

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Into my arm and away from any food or person

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Wash my face to get rid of the dry shitty scales but that's patchy

>Do you clean your ears?
only when i can't hear or get near deafening ear infections

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
I sniff each fingernail for a dirt like smell and iif it' there i trim or if i'm going out IE shopping for food/drugs i'll spiff myself up
i consider myself a clean freak desu

>>34466365
Why are you out of empty piss jugs?

>>34466852

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
>2. If you are someone who washes his teeth more often, then please realize that you are actually hurting your teeth.

as a caveat to this, rinse your mouth out with water in lieu of brushing >2 times a day. i use mountain dew laced with piss from my oldest piss jug.

>>34467907
I for one don't drink soda so I never have any bottles anyway

>>34465937
4.

7.

Yes.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

Yes.

Holding in my poop as a kid.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
6~7
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Yes
>Do you have a skincare routine?
No, my skin is good already
>Do you clean your ears?
Yes
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes
>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Anytime I masturbate and am not going to shower soon after. I get really wet and it doesn't dry up by itself. I make a squishy noise if I come several times and walk around.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
7

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
It depends, for outdoor clothes, I wear a new clean shirt each day, and the same trousers that I've worn for up to 3-4 days.

For Pyjamas, I can wear the same ones for 4-5 days.

>>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Usually no, because I won't have some handy just before I sneeze. But I'm careful not to sneeze on other things or people, and face downwards towards my feet when I sneeze.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Just washing. So no.

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes, when I shower.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
When I was a kid I would sometimes go a whole week without showering.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
3
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1
>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No
>>Do you have a skincare routine?
Yes, I moisturise myself every day
>Do you clean your ears?
Occasionally
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Every month.
>>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
busting a nut with my underwear on, and not washing the underwear for 3 days.

>>34465937
washing is for normalfags

>How many times do you shower per week?
3-7

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Only after taking a shit

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Only when I shower

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes. Rarely, normally when they start itching

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
No. I bite both of them

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I wipe my hand off on the inside of my underwear after masturbating and I sometimes do this 2 or 3 day in a row with the same pair until I shower and change clothes

>>34465937
>10-20, showers are comfy af
>0-2
>No and I shower after I shit
>No
>Yes because face+body acne
>If there are tissues around
>Sort of I have no idea what I'm doing
>No
>Fingernails yes because I work at a food place

BONUS:

I wasn't socialized/raised properly by any stretch of the imagination so I often went weeks without showering or brushing my teeth or changing clothes (barely had any to change into though).
Also went months without washing my hair or cutting my nails. Figured myself out when I was 17 onward and slowly am still getting my shit together.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
4

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.

>Do you clean your ears?
No.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Every 3 days unless wearing nail polish.

>>34470140
Just read the rest of thread, have also made LOTS of gross bodily fluid messes.
One time I wore one pair of boxers for about 3 months straight, I've done everything unhygienic and gross desu.

>How many times do you shower per week?
Once evert 2-3 days

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Yes.

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
I bite my fingernails. I cut my toenails.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I've used the same pair of jeans for 6 months Once.

>How many times do you shower per week?
6 to 8

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
only if there is poop on them

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
sometimes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No; i wipe the mucus off my hands with a tissue

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>How many times do you shower per week?
1
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1 time in the morning and if I go out I just put some toothpaste in my mouth, hold it for some time then spit it outside
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
before and after, yes
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
yes
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
no
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
no
>Do you have a skincare routine?
no
>Do you clean your ears?
yes
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
people have been complimenting my hands so I can at least take care of that

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?

One time I spent my whole summer vacation playing AION. I didn't shower for a whole month and my chad father lectured me about hygiene and how it's not normal to be this dirty and not shower frequently, especially in summer.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
3-4

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0-1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
50-50

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes if it's for others.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Not always.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.

>Do you clean your ears?
Once a month.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I wear the same underpants and socks for 3 days, I can go weeks without showering if I am at home, I don't really clean my teeth.

who /stinky feet/ here

>How many times do you shower per week?
3-4

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0, maybe twice a week

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
always

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
always

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No

>Do you clean your ears?
No

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
only my toenails

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
i only brush my teeth when i can see a thin crust of food remains sticked in my teeth

>How many times do you shower per week?
at least 6
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0.8, I try to brush at least once a day but sometimes I put it off
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
of course
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
sometimes, depends on whether or not I feel as though my hands are dirty
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
yep, right after my shower
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
sometimes, depends on if there's going to be noticeable mucus shooting out
>Do you have a skincare routine?
no
>Do you clean your ears?
I clean them a lot more than I should, sometimes several times per day
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
yes, at least once every couple of weeks, I hate having long nails
>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
the rotting wisdom tooth in my mouth, parts of it have already broken off and I can taste the rot occasionally, I wish I could get my shit together

>How many times do you shower per week?
6

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
7

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
No

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes,usually.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes,with q-tip.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I was on holiday and I don't shower for 3 weeks and my cumstain gave me an ithcy feeling and I fungus all over my ass crack.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
~6

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Only if I showered.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Sorta. I have a habit of biting my nails, so trimming them is never necessary. As for toenails, it's whenever they get long enough to be annoying.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Going several days without a shower is probably the best I got. I don't like skipping showers too long, I start to feel itchy.

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>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
0. Bath once per month

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0-1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No. Just when I have to wash one set of clothes.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No. But I do on my hand or arm.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Yes. Babywipes. Also soaping my ass after taking a shit. That's why I don't need showers.

>Do you clean your ears?
Whenever I feel like it

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Cut fingernails using teeth because my hands are small and the fingernails are flimsy. Toenails trim whenever my feet overlysmell

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Sometimes I speedrun pissing and I forget to get out all the piss drops from my dick. This causes my underwear to get piss stains that smell pretty bad when my underwear is warm.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
14

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Not really

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Didn't shower for a week at a camp I went to when I was like 13

>How many times do you shower per week?
7

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
I almost never do it but twice when I do.

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
I only change underwears and the tee-hirt everyday until my pants and hoodie aren't wearable.
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Sometimes

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Nope, shower and soap

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes, once per week.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Once per week with the ears.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Well i have some examples; once, i didnt shower for three weeks at he boys scouts as we were in italian mountinas and the only water there was used to drink or make food.
Or huh say, I let my cum dry on my sheets out of laziness of using tissues.
But I think overall my lack of tooth brushing is the worst.

>>34465937
In order:
>Every other day, unless I'm particularly sweaty
>2
>Yep
>Yep
>Yep
>Yep
>No
>Yep
>Yep
>I once had a tooth pulled out when I was like 8.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
0 I bathe 4-5 times a week
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0 or 1
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No.
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Yes.
>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.
>Do you clean your ears?
Yes.
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.
>What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I sometimes wear same underwear for days

when I need to
0
no
no
no
no
no oregano
no
no
I'm missing a tooth if that bothers you normies.

>How many times do you shower per week?
Atleast 7.

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2.

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Sometimes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Sometimes.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
T-shirt, yes. Pants, no. But I don't wear the same outfit more than once in a row.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Sort off, I use a Nivea creme in the morning.

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
N/A

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
5
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
3
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No
>Do you have a skincare routine?
No
>Do you clean your ears?
Yes, while showering
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes. Although I keep my right hand fingernails somewhat large to play the guitar.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
When I was 12-15 I'd shower like once a week

This one is for winter:

>How many times do you shower per week?
0, I take a bath once a week

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
in one out of ten, if something touched my hand

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Every two days a new top. Jeans for one week

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No. Free into the room.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Actually nothing. I don't sweat because I am just sitting around every day at work.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
1, every tuesdays

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
One time a week, every tuesdays as well

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Yes and no, depends if I have tissues next to me

>Do you have a skincare routine?
I wash my face everytime I wake up

>Do you clean your ears?
No, almost never

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
A time I went without showering, maybe months, I don't remember. My smell was horrible and I had spots everywhere on my torso. It was itchy.

>How many times do you shower per week?
1-2

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No

>Do you clean your ears?
After showering.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
About once a month.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
The stench rising from my crotch makes me nauseous after not showering for 4 days. This is a regular occurrence.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
I dont shower like a poorfag, i bathe 2 times a week
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No.
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
If i go out yes
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.
>Do you have a skincare routine?
Yes
>Do you clean your ears?
Yes
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.
>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I dont change my underwear after i cum in them, for a week

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
I shower daily.
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1 or 2
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Always.
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes, with an exception for trousers.
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.
>Do you have a skincare routine?
Yes.
>Do you clean your ears?
Yes.
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.
>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I don't remember if I had any.

>How many times do you shower per week?
7

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Usually

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
I use a facial cleanser after the gym and drink lots of water

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I probably only bathed like once a week until I was like 10

who here /clean/

>How many times do you shower per week?
2-5, depending on whether I have any social events to go to. Twice is the minimum even if the only thing I do is go to work. I wash my hair every day, though, as it will look greasy otherwise. If I don't shower, I'll just wash it under the bathroom sink for a minute or two before leaving.

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
Twice, once in the morning and once at night.

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
If I poop, guaranteed yes. If I piss, I might or I might not.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
I work in an office, so I need to change my shirt every day or otherwise people will notice. I might wear the same pants if I don't feel like ironing a new pair.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No, into my arm.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Yes, cleanser every day.

>Do you clean your ears?
Once a week with a q-tip.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
When I was a kid, I went weeks without bathing before my parents made me.

I don't get people who shower 8+ times a week. Unless you're doing like 40+ hours of hard, manual labor in a hot Arizona desert or something, the average human body doesn't get so dirty and smelly that 8+ showers a week is necessary. 4 or 5 times a week is adequate.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
4-5

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No, I usually sneeze into my sleeve

>Do you have a skincare routine?
I use cream after I shave if that counts

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
No matter how many times I brush my teeth, they stay noticeably yellow

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
3 or 4 on average but i can go over a week without at times

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1 on a good day

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
sometimes, no pattern really

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
yes, but not before eating if i didnt make it (which i never do)

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
only if im leaving the house

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
no

>Do you have a skincare routine?
yes but i only manage to maintain it every other day or so

>Do you clean your ears?
rarely

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
not as often as i should, but yes

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I won't go into detail, but i'll just say I was pretty nasty with pads and tampons when I was younger.

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>>34465937

>How many times do you shower per week?
5-7

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
3 on weekdays, 2 on weekends.

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
I have eczema so I kinda have to. Usually just put rash cream where it's itchin'/drying out.

>Do you clean your ears?
Sometimes, but it usually just consists of picking earwax out of it with my fingers.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?

Can't think of a good one of the top of my head, but when I was younger I drank some sour milk I found in my mom's room. For some reason she left it there for like 3 weeks. Tasted like death. Luckily she was nearby and dragged me to the bathroom so I could barf into the toilet. I can still taste it.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?

Every Day

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
After every meal

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
If I remember

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
I don't cook

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Not really

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.

>Do you clean your ears?
Every 2 days after shaving

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Once I realized there was no toilet paper at my workplace. Had to run home avoiding every human contact because of the smell.

>How many times do you shower per week?
5 to 7

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes, unless I'm just sitting around the house.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Yes.

>Do you clean your ears?
No.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Not washing sex toys after use

>>34465937
>>How many times do you shower per week?
>7
>>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
>1
>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
>Yes.
>>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
>yes
>>Do you change into new clothes each day?
>yes
>>Do you sneeze into tissues?
>yes
>>Do you have a skincare routine?
>maybe i take very good care of my beard so my skin gets many nutritions from beardoil and balm
>>Do you clean your ears?
>yes.
>>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
>Yes.

>How many times do you shower per week?
4
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0 to 1. Usually 1.
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Most of the time.
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Usually. Reuse socks and jeans. Occasionally reuse boxers
May not wear different clothes on weekend.
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Yes or toilet paper. Have used dirty clothes when needed.
>Do you have a skincare routine?
No
>Do you clean your ears?
Only when I can feel excessive wax
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Bite fingernails. Do not cut toe nails often enough. Only cut them when I know I am going to be in a situation where other people will see my feet without socks on.
>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Depressive year where I would shower only once a month. Did not brush teeth routinely and went a couple months. Got some cavities at the time. Never had any before that. Also, rarely shave. Have had an unkempt hobo beard for many years, beginning in that depressive year.

>How many times do you shower per week?
3-4 mostly depending on how dirty my hair is and if I do anything active

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Usually. I always change my underwear

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Yes but it isn't very effective

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>How many times do you shower per week?
6-7

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Only after poo poo

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No

>Do you have a skincare routine?
I sometimes moisturise when I remember

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Kept them long for a while but trimming then again

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Didn't shower for like a week, pubic hair got all sticky and my underwear was smelly

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>>34465937
>once
>like once a week
>only after shitting
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>no
>yes

>>34475488
I do a full shower every morning, then a light shower in the afternoon after I exercise. Sometimes I combine the two and just shower in the afternoon, but I like my morning shower.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
4-7

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0-2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Sometimes

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Sometimes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Rarely

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Yes

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Yes

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Have none

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
7, every morning

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Depends what I did there

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Only if other people will eat it, or I haven't washed them in a while

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.

>Do you clean your ears?
No.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yeah

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
In elementary school, I barely showered/bathed or brushed my teeth. I don't know how bad it was, but people probably noticed

>>34465937
>>How many times do you shower per week?
Depends, almost everyday though, I like just sitting in warm water

>>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2 normally

>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
yes

>>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
yes

>>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No

>>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No it's not like I plan my sneezes and I don't carry tissues

>>Do you have a skincare routine?
No

>>Do you clean your ears?
Yes, I have to though, I'm prone to ear infections even as an adult

>>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Fingers yes, toes rarely since they're fucked and don't really grow

>>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Probably wearing the same shirt for a few weeks

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
3-4

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Depends, how long I haven't washed them

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Face:Barely, I used lotion/cream for my face during puberty and it made my skin much more ressistant to cold and dry climate
Hands:Alway dry, have to use skincare products
Body:no too lazy, skin is ok though, not dry

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes, while showering

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
When I was 12/13 I wanked, came, didn't wipe it off and proceeded to wear the same jeans the next day

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
5-7

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Only underwear / socks / t-shirt
Hoodie / Pants once in a week

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
1-2 times a week I use cleanser

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Fingernails yes
Toenails no

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Once I didn't shower for so long that I got some weird rash on shoulder and when I washed it, it was just dead skin peeling
I also didn't brush teeth for few months straight


It depends if I am depressed or not. If I am depressed I just don't give a fuck and I let myself rot, probably that will be cause of my death.

>>34465937
>Shower per week
3 to 4, I get one in every other day

>Brush teeth
I'm really bad about brushing my teeth, I've been working on getting once a day in.

>Wash hands after bathroom
Yee.

>Wash hand before cooking
If I'm preparing it for someone other than me, always. If it's just for me, sometimes.

>Change into new clothes
I sleep naked, so yes.

>Sneeze into Tissues
Not usually.

>Skincare
Nope.

>Clean ears
Yes

>Trim nails
I usually end up picking at them until I rip them off. I pick at things when I think.

>Grossest case of poor hygen
Had a week without school, work or seeing anyone once. Didn't shower the whole week.

>>34466300
I understand your pain anon. I usually spend extra time on the space between my legs and pelvis; I also invested in a loofah. Makes me feel really gay but has actually work for me.

>How many times do you shower per week?
1

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
No

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No

>Do you clean your ears?
No

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
No

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
A few days ago, a wigger said "yo daww, yo face be lookin like my ass" because of my cystic acne, and after that, he said "you smell like it too".

>>34465937
>>How many times do you shower per week?
>everyday, i like to shower its pretty comfy
>>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
>1, sometimes 2
>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
>no
>>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
>No.
>>Do you change into new clothes each day?
>No.
>>Do you sneeze into tissues?
>No.
>>Do you have a skincare routine?
>No.
>>Do you clean your ears?
>2 times a month I guess
>>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
>sometimes my toenails with my mouth, and i like to chum my fingernails so it's not necessary

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
3

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Only if I take a shit or get pee pee on my hands while I wipe

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Most of the time yes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No. Only new underwear (Usually, desu...)

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No I sneeze into my arm. If im in bed I wipe my snot on my sheets kek

>Do you have a skincare routine?
I try to wash my face. I have really bad acne and atleast want to get rid of half the craters on my face in the next year or so

>Do you clean your ears?
I just jam my pinky in there when it itches. Sometimes I get lucky and pull a waxy chunk.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Finger nails, yes. Toe nails... Not often. Twice a year or so. I am grossed out just by looking at feet, even my own, so I avoid it. I almost got a grown in nail once though so I had to tend to that desu

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I was masturbating hardcore one night and I got a bunch of discharge in my undies before I touched myself and I wore those same underwear to school the next day and I reeked of fish and sweat desu

>How many times do you shower per week?
4.

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0.

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.

>Do you clean your ears?
Once a week or two.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Bite them.

>How many times do you shower per week?
3

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
y

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
y

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
n

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
n

>Do you have a skincare routine?
n

>Do you clean your ears?
y

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
y

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
n

>>34465937
how do you guys go so long without showering? Id probably kill myself if i went longer than a week, showers are comfy as fuck

>How many times do you shower per week?
Twice max

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
Twice half the time, once the other half

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Just the top half but I'll wear the same jeans for up to weeks.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Just wash my face with cleanser twice a day. As often as I brush my teeth so not always twice.

>Do you clean your ears?
With my fingernails before I wipe it onto a tissue.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Obviously there's no one here who NEVER does that but I forget to cut them until they're longer than what a guitarist would need/a woman's nails

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Gotten a scat stain on my underwear before but it was only once I think
Recently I didn't shower for so long my underwear smelled like sweat and piss too

What's the point of this thread though if you're not at some extreme? How can I improve?

>>34480231
Showers were never comfy for me because my shower makes it really difficult to get a warm temperature
Most of the time it's just scalding or uncomfortably cool. When you finally get it warm half the time it'll randomly shift between warm and cool even if you aren't touching the tap

Showering has always felt like a chore for me
Feels shit

>How many times do you shower per week?
1

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
No.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Yes.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.

>Do you clean your ears?
No.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I piss and shit in the sink.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
4+
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
If i take a shit yeah, otherwise i just rinse my hands.
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
On workdays, yes.
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
no
>Do you have a skincare routine?
i use cocoa butter lotion for my face, hands and ears.
>Do you clean your ears?
Yes, daily. Sometimes it's on an almost obsessive level where i can get infections because there isn't any wax.
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
I used to bite my nails so now they're fucked.
>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I'm fat and hairy, so if it's warm i sweat.

>>34465937
>>How many times do you shower per week?
7-10
>>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2
>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.
>>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
if I think they re dirty, yes. but I wash my hands anyway 8-10x a day.
>>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Only Socks, underwear and (t)shirt.
Jeans for a week, sweaters 3-4 days.
>>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No
>>Do you have a skincare routine?
Yes, but only because i have shitty sensitive skin who gets pimply if I dont.
>>Do you clean your ears?
Yes, have to pretty much. my ears are wax manufacture.
>>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.
>>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
if I dont shower for a day. im a little autistic when it comes to hygiene.
I disinfect my hands 3-5 times a day.

>>34465937
>>How many times do you shower per week?
>12-14
>>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
>2
>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
>Yes.
>>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
>Yes.
>>Do you change into new clothes each day?
>Yes.
>>Do you sneeze into tissues?
>No.
>>Do you have a skincare routine?
>No.
>>Do you clean your ears?
>Yes.
>>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
>Yes.
>>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
>Once went full week without shower and armpit hair got covered in yellow oily paste. Never again.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
2

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes, twice or more. And before.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes. 3 times.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Yes.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Yes.

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?

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>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
Maybe once a month, Though i've gone 3 before, my hair got all matted and I had a couple of bugs die in it so I had to when I cut my hair. Im now shaved so no longer an issue.
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day? I don't never had a problem so eh.


>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom? Sometimes i splash water on it if i catch my hands pissing but otherwise no. I sometimes get little poop smears on the side of my hands which i just rub in.


>Do you wash your hands before preparing food? No


>Do you change into new clothes each day?
I have 1 pair of jeans which i was about once a month. And 2 tops and a hoodie

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
.No

>Do you have a skincare routine?
?

>Do you clean your ears?
Occasionally if i can't hear or things get muffly

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
I bite them off when they annoy me on my feet. My hands I do whilst gaming.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene? I once had so many pissjugs the neighbour smelt it said our house stunk like piss and shit. My father found i was storing them under my bed and in the cuboard with old pizza boxes. He made me pour them all down the toilet and stopped speaking to me.

I honestly don't see why there is a problem with my existence in my little bubble. Its comfy and I just exist until i can get the courage to pull the trigger

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>all these normies who shower and brush their teeth
>all these normies who wash their hand and change their clothes
STOP MAKING ME LOOK BAD YOU FUCKING CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
4 bare minimum, every day that I have to go to college. Usually shower 4-5 times a week, laze off during the weekend.

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2 usually, sometimes I slack off and only brush once

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
When home only after pooping but in public always

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
If I need to touch what I'm going to put in my mouth then usually.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No but I do if I need to be in the public eye or if my clothes are that filthy

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
When I sneeze I usually don't have tissues around, if I need to get mucus out then I'll use tissues

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Nope, I should but eh.

>Do you clean your ears?
In the shower I rinse em.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
I bite em.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Went a month in a sweaty ass Floridian room without taking a shower because my right arm was in a sling. Most foul I've ever stunk probably. My dad, who's usually nice to me, uttered "Pathetic" under his breath while getting a good whiff as he took helped me took off my sling so I could shower.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
7

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
yes

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
sometimes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
mostly yes. sometimes i wear jeans for two or three days, but otherwise it's new clothes every day

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
yeah, and it's pretty extensive

>Do you clean your ears?
yes

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
yes

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
does pooping yourself count

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
1
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
only after a shit

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
no

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
yes

>Do you have a skincare routine?
no its dry af

>Do you clean your ears?
No.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
didnt showered for several month

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
0-1

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0-1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
If they need it

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
If they need it

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
nope

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
nope

>Do you have a skincare routine?
used to

>Do you clean your ears?
rarely

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
i bite them

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
i try not to think about it
:^)

>How many times do you shower per week?
1 - 4

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.

>Do you clean your ears?
No.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I don't know. I have been pretty bad at brushing my teeth, which have resulted in many trips to the dentist.

7-9 showers a week

One brush a day, two if I take a second shower

I wash my hands in public but not at home

Always wash my hands before preparing food

I change into new clothes every day except for my pants which I change out weekly

I got prescription facewash I use every day

I clean my ears every few days

Trim my fingernails every week, toenails whenever I notice they're getting a bit unruly

When I in 4th grade (9-10 years old) I used to live in a shithole with 7 cats and my mom wouldn't care if my clothes were pissed on. I would also leave moldy food all over my room for months on end including half-eaten meals and curdled milk. My teacher eventually called me out in front of my while class and sprayed me with air freshener. Now if I notice one thing wrong with my hygiene I can't focus on anything until I fix it.

>>34482236
Forgot to mention that I only sneeze into tissues if I've got a runny nose

>>34465937
shower 3 or 4 times a week

brush teeth twice a day

yes, but usually not when peeing unless there's a viral flu

yes

each day, but i wear the same clothes twice or 3 times a week (MWF vs TR)

sneeze into sleeve

wash face, moisturize, use sunscreen. that's about it

in the shower, yeah

yes

over the summer i could easily not shower for a week and my bed would smell like sweaty balls

>How many times do you shower per week?
2 or 3

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
I only brush my teeth when I shower. saves time.

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
yes

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
yes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
no

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
no

>Do you have a skincare routine?
no

>Do you clean your ears?
after shower

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
yes

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
had fungus grow in my ear to the point that I couldn't hear anything out of that ear. doctor had to take mini tweezers and pull the shit out. it was like a huge chunk of black and white sludge

I'm a truck driver so poor hygiene is just kind of part of the job. truck stops charge like $10 for showers.

>how many times do you shower per week ?
basically 0 i showered maybe 3-5 times in the last 18 months
>how many times do you brush your teeth per day
1-2 times ive basically grown to like the minty smell in my mouth after i brushed them
>do you wash your hands before preparing food ? no
>do you change into new clothes each day
no
>do you sneeze into tissues ?
no
>do you have a skincare routine
sometimes i use some creme against my neurodermatitis
>do you clean your ears
no
>do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
yes but i let them grow to be quite long

>BONUS
i videotaped me tasting animal shit taking a used tissue from a trash can into my mouth i tasted the floor of the bathroom in a very cheesy club for 5 bucks my feet look like those of a homeless person i unironically used piss bottles


TFW NO GF

BUMPA GRUMPY CAT

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>How many times do you shower per week?
Five or maybe four.

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
Twice everyday.

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Obviously twice. Morning and night.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
I rarely cook, but on some days when it's a big meal, I do.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Only during weekdays, I sleep all day during the weekends.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No, there's no point for me.

>Do you clean your ears?
After showers.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Greasy ass fucking hair and grime under fingernails.

>How many times do you shower per week?
Once a day, when i get home from work on weekdays and in the morning on weekends

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
I can't remember the last time I brushed my teeth, yet every time I go to the dentist he says there fine

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
If im planning on going out yes. If im having a lazy day in I'll usually wear the same outfit for 2-3 days

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
I use aftershave cream and shit on my jaw but thats about it

>Do you clean your ears?
No.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS
None that I can think of really, im pretty OCD when it comes to hygiene except with my teeth

>>34465937
1-2

1 / 2 on a good day

only when shit

yes

no

no

not really

no

eventually

one time I didn't shower in over 4 months, I smelled pretty bad

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>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?

6

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?

2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?

Yes

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?

Usually

>Do you change into new clothes each day?

Yes unless on break

>Do you sneeze into tissues?

Only if one is close

>Do you have a skincare routine?

Not yet


>Do you clean your ears?

Yes

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?

Bite fingernails rarely trim toenails

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?

Not showering for a long time

>>34465937
Usually 2 or 3 times a week

Used to be around 6 times a week back when I had a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Now I only shower if I have college the next day, Sundays and Thursdays are always shower days but if I just got off busting a stinky nut then I'll shower after.

As for your quiz

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1 on weekdays, rarely on weekends

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Usually only one or twice a week

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Trying to get into using wipes on my face and it's working pretty well so far.

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes, but only once a monthish

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yep

>How many times do you shower per week?
3
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No.
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.
>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.
>Do you clean your ears?
Sometimes and only because I like the way it feels.
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Rarely.
>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I cum into my boxers and don't clean up.

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>How many times do you shower per week?
Three

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
Once because I get lazy in the mornings.

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Ye

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Ye

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Ye

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Yeah, I regularly exfoliate and moisturize my face.

>Do you clean your ears?
Ye

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Ye

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I once went three months without showering.

>>How many times do you shower per week?
Usually once, sometimes more if I get really dirty or sweaty.
>>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2
>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
In my house, only if I shit. In public or around other people, always.
>>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Nope
>>Do you change into new clothes each day?
If I'm at home, I'll wear the same shit every day for a week, if I go out into public I wear different shit to not stand out though.
>>Do you sneeze into tissues?
If I'm actually sick, usually I just sneeze into my elbow
>>Do you have a skincare routine?
No, I should though. tfw bacne
>>Do you clean your ears?
Every morning
>>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
When they get long enough to annoy me.
>>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
When I was little (like 11-10) I wouldn't use toilet paper and would just wipe my ass with a rag and throw it in the laundry afterwards. It was nice, but my mom got pissed at me over it. I want a bidet now desu

>>34465937
>Showers
1
>Brushing teeth
About twice a week
>Wash hands
Always
>Prepare food
lmao
>New clothes each day
I've gotten better about doing laundry, but I keep my pants for 2 days. Nothing wrong with that.
>Sneeze into tissues
No, and I pick my nose.
>Skincare routine
I wash my body when I take a shower, I'm not a savage. Skincare products are a meme
>Do you clean your ears
No
>Grossest case of poor hygiene
Well, once I didn't shower for two weeks, but this is actually my all-time low. I have to use a communal bathroom, so my desire to have good hygiene has kinda faded.

>How many times do you shower per week?
Once a day atleast, twice aday after work sometimes

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1.5, i need to brush at night more...

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
At home yeah, i work retail and sometimes i dont wash at work just for fun

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Always, shit in shit out.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yeup.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Fuck that, elbow always.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.

>Do you clean your ears?
No.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Fingernails yes, toenails not often.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Uh, there was blood in my belly button once and theres prob dirt i need to wash but pretty normal i think

>How many times do you shower per week?
Once, maybe twice at most. I used to shower everyday until the past few months or so. I don't know what happened.
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
Once if I'm going outside. Possibly not at all if I'm not.
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
If I'm in public, yes. At home no, unless I took a shit
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Only if I'm cooking for my family.
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Generally, yes.
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Hand or elbow if I remember
>Do you have a skincare routine?
I wash my face with water every night and some mornings, but that's it.
>Do you clean your ears?
Yes.
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
I bite my nails. yes, sometimes my toenails too.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Went almost two weeks without showering last year. My friend's dog kept sniffing my crotch. Also, when I was in middle school, I went four days without brushing my teeth and my mouth tasted like garbage.

>How many times do you shower per week?
12 or so

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
once a day sometimes twice

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
only if i wipe my ass

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
sometimes, depends on the food

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
only if im going out

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Nope

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Nah I don't really need one

>Do you clean your ears?
sometimes

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
occasionally, stressful habit of peeling them off with my other fingernails so they're usually short anyway

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I don't have a gross case of poor hygeine

>>34465937
>everyday
>once/day
>always
>usually
>no
>That or the bathroom sink
>Nah, acne dissipated when I was 20
>No, I suppose I should huh?
>Yes, every week as my nails grow way too fucking fast
>I once threw up on my bed (alcohol) and was too lazy/drunk to clean it up, so I continued to sleep in the filth until I woke up the next morning.

>How many times do you shower per week?
0. I haven't washed in a few months.

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0. maybe brush my teeth once a month.

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
sometimes.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No. wearing the same cloths for 3 months.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No

>Do you clean your ears?
No

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
I chew my fingernails and pretty much let my feet do what they want.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
In terms of personal hygiene i just stink and itch. For hygiene in general I often don't clean for so long I find maggots in old meals that I chucked on the floor instead of the bin.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
7

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1 or two

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
yes sometimes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes but i sometimes reuse clothes like jeans and hoodies

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No

>Do you have a skincare routine?
mosturizer is a meme
toner makes me break out
i wash my face

>Do you clean your ears?
Yes

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes manicured bitch

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
weeks w/o showering i guess

>>34465937
>>How many times do you shower per week?
>6
>>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
>1
>>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
>no
>>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
>No.
>>Do you change into new clothes each day?
>Mostly
>>Do you sneeze into tissues?
>No.
>>Do you have a skincare routine?
>No.
>>Do you clean your ears?
>No.
>>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
>No

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>the majority of robots don't shower daily

And you guys wonder why you can't get a gf.

I only shower about once a month
I never brush my teeth
no
I've been wearing the same pair of underwear for 2 weeks
I blow my nose on the wall next to my bed
When I fap, I just let my jizz soak into my stomach, does that count as a skin care routine?
I trim my nails by biting them
Once I shit myself and didnt change for 2 days.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
7 to 10 times a week
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1 or 2 sometimes

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yeah

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
If I actually do touch the food, yeah

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yeah but I always keep the same pair of jeans that I wash each weeks.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Most of the time, no.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Not really, I do have some creams thought.

>Do you clean your ears?
Nope

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
No

>How many times do you shower per week?
7

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Yes

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.

>Do you clean your ears?
No.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>7
>Twice, but sometimes once
>Rinse after a pee, full scrub after shit
>Yes
>Yes
>Elbow
>No
>Yes
>Yes
>When I was like 10, I didn't shower for almost a month

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
Depends. Probably 2-3

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
1-2 times a week

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Sometimes

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Rarely

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Practically... Yah for the most part

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
What else would I sneeze into to?

>Do you have a skincare routine?
Yes, I have acne

>Do you clean your ears?
No, not at all

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Nope

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I sometimes pick at small scabs on top of my head, for the sensation

>>34466369
Your only reason to shower would be if it could get you laid? Yikes

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>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
5
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.
>>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
Sorta.
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Yes.
>Do you have a skincare routine?
Vitamin E Cream for scars , Moisturizer, Rosehip Oil.
>Do you clean your ears?
Mostly.
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.
>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Use to piss in bottles and leave them sitting for weeks.

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>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
3-4 times.

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
Maybe once or twice, sometimes none.

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
No.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
For myself? No. For others, yes.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Do you think I'm fucking gay?

>Do you use a skincare routine?
Do you think I'm fucking gay?

>Do you clean your ears?
No.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
No.

>BONIS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Probably either the tips of my fingers becoming infected due to hangnails, or my nasty arse belly button. got a little string of cloth stuck in there a long time ago and I have no idea where it went.

I'm nasty as fuck.

>How many times do you shower per week?

3 to 5 times a week

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?

Once

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?

Yep

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?

Yep.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?

Pants, yes. Shirts, socks and underwear usually i do change.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?

Nope

>Do you have a skincare routine?

Yep

>Do you clean your ears?

Yep, i have to, otherwise i lose my hearing.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?

I bite them.

Yes, toenails included. Nobody needs to see, though.

> >BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?

Hard to tell. I think that one time i was drunk, came back home and drank some milk that was over due. I was so drunk, i didn't notice the sour taste (it wasn't lumped yet, though, still a liquid). I got food poisoning from it, and it wasn't pretty. I was not aware of the effects , and i took ibuprofen to counteract the aches.

Problem is, for those who dont know, ibuprofen doesn't combine very well with these things, they can badly damage your shite. So when i started to spray blood all over the fucking toilet, i was fucking shocked until i found the reason.

I can assure you, it wasn't a pretty sight to see an entire toilet washed in blood and shit.

>>34488667
>Probably either the tips of my fingers becoming infected due to hangnails, or my nasty arse belly button. got a little string of cloth stuck in there a long time ago and I have no idea where it went.

It evolved and turned sentient. I'd check under your drawers sometime, it's hiding for the time to strike.

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>>34467510
>nor do I wear underarm deodrant

Wouldn't your armpit be irritated as well? Would probably hurt like hell too.

>>34465937
>How many times do you shower per week?
6-7
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
yes
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
If I have to go out or work, always. If I have a day off as stay home, I might not
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
Sometimes
>Do you have a skincare routine?
No, I just use Irish Spring in the shower and that's pretty much it
>Do you clean your ears?
yes
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.
>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
When I was a little kid I used to not take baths/ showers for days, sometimes even up to a week.

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>>34481150
>I piss and shit in the sink.

I can sometimes understand piss, I did it once or twice as a kid, but SHIT?

Like... what?
Does it just stay there? It probably wouldn't go down the drain, right?!

>>34483474
>i videotaped me tasting animal shit
...What.
Why? Why would you do that? That's actually fucking nasty.

...Can you post a webm? I'm genuinely a little curious as to how you could possibly do that shit without vomiting.

> taking a used tissue from a trash can into my mouth
That's just straight nasty.

> i tasted the floor of the bathroom in a very cheesy club for 5 bucks
Eh, it's understandable. When you're drunk you can make dumb decisions.

>>34488260
>I sometimes pick at small scabs on top of my head, for the sensation

I do too, but I sometimes eat them.

>>34488722
>tfw bellybutton cloth string monster haunts my nightmares

Help.

>>34488802
Not that guy, but I don't wear deodorant as well. No chaffing here. My sweat doesn't really smell.

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>>34488984
Wow, lol that's actually disgusting dude wtf

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>>34489023
Damn. You're lucky.

Just a few days without deodorant and I start smelling terrible. Also my pit stench usually smells oddly like weed. Also hurts like a motherfucker.

>>34489061
It's most likely stress related. I also have Tricotillimania and bite the sides of my cheeks.