>tfw no stoner gf Anyone else feel this feel?

go date rihanna

No not really
>run out of weed
>she goes to suck chads dick because he'll give her some weed

>>34462476

Why would Chad have weed on him?

drug addicts should be put in prison
your stoner girlfriend should be breaking stones in a chain gang

>>34462454
>tfw no subtle shy introverted pothead gf to cuddle and smoke with

>>34462498
So that he can give it to stoner girls for sucking his dick

>>34462504

But I don't have a stoner girlfriend.

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>>34462454
Dad always told me "a gram of something lasts longer when you don't have to share it with a girl". Alternatively, I really really want to date a qt bud/wax dealer gf

>>34462521

But if she's a stoner why would she be getting weed from Chad?

>>34462454
A stoner gf isn't all that great unless you have the money to keep a steady supply.

My gf used to be a stoner 5 years ago. She smoked with me for a week and we blew through 90% of the ounce I had. I can usually make an ounce last a month by myself.

>>34462577
Because sometimes they don't want to pay for it and they don't have to when all they got to do is suck chads dick.

>>34462610

But why wouldn't she just suck an actual drug dealers dick?

>>34462534
lucky you, she'd cuck you for a drug dealer
or whatever chad she met that feeds her free drugs

>>34462629
Because he's fucking chad.

>>34462513
>tfw had exactly this

>broke up with her for no reason, regret every second of my life since

>>34462582

>not growing it yourself and making that bitch help

You did it to yourself anon.

>>34462577

Because Chad knows everyone, and everyone knows Chad. Chad gets the best shit in town, usually at a discount because he's motherfucking Chad. Also sometimes it's handy to have drugs on you in case of IMPROV PARTY LOL.

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>>34462773
>You did it to yourself anon.
I know. Mistakes were made.

>>34462582
this is true, women are leeches

>>34462454
I wouldnt really like a stoner gf, but I wish mine would just try it and stop being so scared.

>>34462454
I'm sure she has a lot of well-informed views on fascinating topics.

>>34462946

Have the mistakes been rectified? How's dat grow anon? Mine's currently shut down so I haven't gotten a good buzz in months.

Stoners suck.

>>34463518
I can't reliably grow at the very moment, but I'll probably get into it when I move to Seattle later this year. For now, I stick to my "guy."

>>34463549

>can't reliably grow at the very moment

That sucks, but at least the supply chain sounds stable from your 'guy' so that's somethin'. Hope you've got some decent plans for a room in place before you try anything though. Could probably MSpaint you a quick schematic/blueprint if you want of my very reliable cheap'n quick room that had supplied me for years before the shutdown came.

>>34462454
>Stoner gf

You mean a liberal drug taking coal burner

No thanks

>>34462476
I once saw a married woman suck a man's cock for weed money, funny thing though he couldn't stay hard

>>34462504
Must be nice being 12
And yes stoner chicks like all chick will suck like 10 cocks for a gram of weed.

I dated a stoner chick for a while. It was cool as shit until I realized how absolutely insane her tolerance was. And she turned into a walking nightmare whenever she ran out. She'd literally call and text everyone she knew. Like, she was mentally and physically incapable of going to bed sober. Ever.

She had some phenomenal hookups, though. These guys knew their shit.

>>34462577
How fucking naive are you nigger?
>r9k
Oh never mind.

>>34462582

>I can usually make an ounce last a month by myself

Jesus Christ. I must have the lowest tolerance of anyone alive. I buy a quarter ounce at a time and it literally lasts me two to three months. And I smoke damn near every night.

>>34462629
She does both nigger
Or she hangs around niggers like you because you give pussy money for no reason and then she goes to fuck chad an chads drug dealer buddy Thad
After that shes so used up Tyrone and Jamal throw that bitch to paco the taco
And after her beaner gang bang she makes you shave her pussy.

I sure don't. Stoner culture is retarded and the chick in OP's hair looks absolutely disgusting.

>>34462454
Post more qt stoner girls pls

>>34464894
HAHAHAHABAHAB holy fuck thats sad for both the girl and drug dealer.

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>>34464949
>tfw a quarter of an ounce lasts me 5 days, a whole week if I control myself (which I never do)

i waste too much money on weed, fuck.

>>34464906
She had crazy hook ups because she was fucking and sucking like a good whore.

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I love smoking weed, but people who revolve their life around it are lame desu.

>haha dude dreadlocks and reggae lmao

>>34465029

Nah she wasn't the type to put out for weed. She worked as a waitress so she always had enough tip money to pick up a teener on the way home. And people were always willing to hook her up because she's a genuinely nice person.

The hookups were good because most of the people she bought from had professional growing operations just outside the city limits and they were constantly fucking with the potency and strains.

>>34465018

Just develop anxiety issues that are alleviated by the right amount of weed but made a million times worse if you smoke too much. You learn the balance real quick :D

>>34465131

It's not uncommon for a single bowl to last me two or three days. I'm not really bragging but it does always surprise people when I smoke with them.

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Why would anyone want one of those sluts

>>34465259

Because fucking your girlfriend bareback while stoned out of your gourd is as close to God as we humans can get, Anon.

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>>34465289
that sounds seriously fucking degenerate anon, I don't think I can approve of that

>>34465131
I already use weed to alleviate anxiety and to be not sober constantly so i am constantly not sad. I basically can't deal with being sober any more.

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>>34462454
>rolling with anything but zig-zags

>>34465376

Good thing I never asked for your approval then, isn't it? <3

Stoner girls are all whores
Some Stacy from my hs hmu over winter break cus she knew I was the plug. She let me fuck her raw for a couple of grams.
At least I lost my virginity to a 10/10 and my cum was in her.
Ask any dealer, they've fucked every stoner's gf

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>swap bongs while at sesh party
>girl gets one with salvia
>laughing my ass off as I light it up with a blowtorch
>watch her get ripped from the galaxy and freak out, causing everyone else to freak out
>she's still in a mental hospital

>>34462454
This one I think is called a yink

I know that feel bro. I have a really solid smoking buddy though

>>34462454
smoking weed is for losers

>tfw hppd
>on Wellbutrin
>DUDE gives me terrible disassociation
HPPD ain't no joke. I'm stuck with floating walls for the rest of my life

>>34466366
if you just typed that and you're over 14 years of age, you're a fuckwit

>>34462454
I'm so sick of seeing you stupid degenerate pieces of shit everywhere.
>HAHAHA I SMOKE WEED AM I COOL????
>HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY WEED SHIRT!
>HEY GUYS IM SO FUCKING STONED
>HEY GUYS TFW NO STONER GF

Imagine if people who drank acted like you stupid fucks. You are insufferable.

>>34466524
>imagine if people who drank acted like you

But there's a drinking thread every night

>>34466501
Triggered roastie detected
Don't you have some cum to guzzle?

>>34466539
People who drink don't wear shirts about drinking, make threads about having no drinking gf, talk about what its like to be drunk while playing vidya.

People who drink don't constantly repeat "damn I'm so drunk right now" every 5 min like a broken record. People who drink have an identity outside of them fucking drinking.

>>34466562
I'm going to go ahead and assume that you haven't either drinked or smoked, have you?

>>34462454
No bc I have a stoner gf

>>34466562
You literally just described people who drink
All drugs users are annoying degenerates

>>34466545
nah, just an old stoner who's lost a couple friends over the years to breakdowns and bad trips.

you'll grow up someday. don't worry.

>>34466624
>bad trips
>old stoner

Please stop lying to seem correct

Drug use is degenerate.

>>34462454
Yes
Life is a hollow lie without a stoner gf at my side

Idk I like my weed lasting a long time so no I'd love if weed was my gf tho

>>34462454

>talkin to girl
>she thinks pot is gross

Oh well

>>34464894
>>34462476
This is actually a common thing.

The stoner gf I had my eyes on mentioned sucking dick for a lot of weed.

She admitted to being an addict. Shes also russian, tiny and cute as fuck. I wan't her but fuck everything about it seems wrong or bad.

stoner girls are totally fucking disgusting. give up the dream anon, in reality it's a nightmare

Why the inconsistency between totally believing that women can be interested in something like weed but not REALLY interested in other general entertainment shit like games, books etc, and in fact are just pretending for male attention?