What does Chad even talk about with his girlfriend? I always

>>34462288
Chad doesn't talk with his girlfriend.
Chad only fucks his girlfriend.

Stop trying to win women with words, attraction is there or it isn't. Imagine how do male babbons relate to female baboons, they don't they just fuck each other.

>>34462331
This actually isn't true. We banter and poke fun at our girlfriends, moron. Chad isn't just a literal walking dick. Women are enthralled by Chad because he actually has a head on his shoulders AND is good looking. Stop trying to perpetuate this meme if you don't know anything about us.

OP, sometimes you don't need interesting shit to talk about. You just need to have the conversation flow. Poke fun, empathize, throw bants. You can easily communicate on here and goof off, why can't you do that IRL? It's because you're apply too much pressure on the situation. It most likely feels contrived. Relax and let it flow.

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>>34462288
>tfw no gf to talk about yume nikki with

>>34462331
Humans are not the same as baboons, dipshit.

Unless you're a nigger

Nothing really. He's more of an animal that communicates through using body language. He makes roasties feel turned on or affectionate through stuff equivalent to a cat turning back its ears or arching its back or bearing its claws. Of course none of these actions can communicate anything of interest or of substance, but he isn't connecting with the roastie on a thinking level, it's on a feeling level.

He might say something like "hi" but it's intonation or the way he tilts his head that puts the roastie in a mood for having more sex.